#sneegsnag quotes

[mcyt-correct]

Sneeg: Look at him. He stands in his own

Frank: *literally falls over immediately*

Sneeg: Sometimes

[scraemoo]

Sneeg, explaining the whole thing.

Tubbo, hovering his mouse over Sneeg's chat emote:

"what is old man yaoi?"

[correctdsmpquotes]

tommy: i’ve got so much bread on my trousers but not enough bread in my heart.

wilbur: what does that mean? what- what does that mean?

tommy: i’ll send a photo in the chat.

wilbur: i’m not looking at your bread trousers!

[daily-rgbtrio]

Day 20

[bloodpen-to-paper]

"The real Purgatory... is truly the friends we made along the way" - Sneegsnag

[poisoned-peppermint]

The feelings are violent have some mcyt Incorrect Quotes and feed the beast

Ok Ya’ll finances be wack right now. So it would be super awesome if ya’ll checked my pinned post out and go to my Moms store, linked just liking stuff helps. My mom’s hard work needs ya’lls gay little appreciation that would be cool of ya’ll (you can buy some of my painting on the ebay if you want)

anyhow buy stuff or no more quotes you silly ducks <3

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Ranboo: Wearing a tank top to bed like the out of control slut I am

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Wilbur:I’m a guy but i’m a wife you know. Marriage but in a “ he’s my wife” kinda way

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Wilbur *takes a swig out of his flask*: u want some of this

Quackity: sure

*takes a drink*

Quackity: is this soup

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Bad: Are you flirting with me?

Foolish: I’m trying

Foolish: I have no idea what i’m doing

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Skeppy about Bad: He's a walking talking curse to humanity, but I like to look at his boobs.

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Bad: If it's shiny and fits in my pocket it is mine. I am sorry for your loss

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Ranboo talking about Tubbo: Found a drawer of socks in my partner's room????? I’m scared, am I dating a centipede??!!

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Tommy: What is it called when you kill a friend?

Wilbur: Homicide.

Phil: Murder.

Techno: Homiecide.

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Foolish: I know what you're up to.

Bad: Really? Because I barely know.

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Tommy, T-posing in the doorway:  Greetings, Father.

Philza, not looking up from their coffee: Good morning, problem child.

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Foolish: Trust me I know everything I just can’t form a coherent sentence

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Skeppy to bad: I’m here bae if you need oral support, I MEAN MORAL SUPPORT!!

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Bad: Ah i’m just being paranoid……………………..(squints) or is it my intuition

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Ponk about sam: I couldn't fix him, but I could fuck him

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Hannah, to Bad, pointing to a heart shaped cookie: look! This one’s a heart! That’s how I feel about you!

Bad: *sniffle* AAAAHHHHHHH

Hannah, to Antfrost, pointing at a Michigan shaped cookie: this one looks like Michigan! That’s how I feel about you!

Antfrost: what–

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Tommy: Tubbo told me Santa wasn't real. Well joke's on him because I'm at the mall right now and guess who's here?

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Quackity: Before anyone asks, Yes, I did ruin everything with my hubris

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Bad: I have vomited or coughed up blood and I like collecting flowers or growing house plants :)

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Bad: Slept miserably because i was tormented by terrible visions all night hope none of it was prophetic

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Skeppy: Are you crying?

Bad, drunkenly sobbing: I lost Skeppy

Skeppy: *takes off sunglasses*

Bad, smiling but still crying: I found you

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Skeppy: Girl you are bizarre and frightening and utterly demented. And probably not even a girl now that i think about it. Can I get your number?

Bad: My SCP number or..

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Phil: “Flirting with Death” fucking WEAK catch me sucking deaths dick in a burgerking dumpster at 3am

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Wilbur: They hate to see a boytoy winning

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Quackity about wilbur: This guy is such a loser I want him in my bed immediately

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Quackity: The hate me for being a slut tbh and maybe also the killings too but that’s unlikely

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Hannah to Tina: Sorry I unpacked all my trauma do you still want a kiss

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Sneeg: *hangs up*Skeppy: your lipstick looks great!

Bad: it tastes even better ;)

Skeppy: i know

Bad:

Skeppy:

Bad: Why.. why are your teeth pink?

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Ranboo: remember how I said Aimsey and I were going to have a calm night out for once?

Sneeg: yes

Ranboo: well, we’re in jail

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Foolish: You make me so angry so quickly. It's remarkable.

Bad: I literally only said 6 words.

Foolish: Yet here I am, boiling with hate.

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Tina: Does sea weed even taste good?

Puffy: Yeah, it does.

Hannah: It’s even better than regular weed!

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Tubbo, holding Eret by the shirt: Tell me one good reason why I shouldn't end you where you stand!

Eret, visibly afraid: U-uh... Niki told me to have a good day!!

Tubbo, lowering their fist: You make a good point...

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Phil: Describe yourself in one word.

Techno: Indescribable.

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Antfrost: So, what's it like dating Ponk?

Sam: Once, I asked them for water while they were pissed at me, and they brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait".

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Eret: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Tubbo: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. 

Tubbo: How about you,Eret?

Eret: Probably “road work ahead”.

Techno: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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Foolish: Go to Hell

Bad, tearing up: I wish I could

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Hannah: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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Wilbur: Hey Phil,

Phil: Yes?

Wilbur: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Phil:

Phil: Where’sTommy?

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Bad: So what’s for dinner?

Skeppy, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

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Bad: Wow, geppy, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Skeppy: We literally slept together yesterday.

Bad: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

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Skeppy: I know what a prism is! It's where you put bad people.

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Antfrost: Why are you on fire?

Bad: This is just how my day is going.

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Bad: Hey.

Skeppy: *pissed off* You…complete…ASS, Bad! You show up here after WEEKS, and you say “hey”?!

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Techno: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

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Bad, threatening Foolish with a paintball gun: Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you... a paintball!

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Tommy: Welcome, fellow idiots

Ranboo: Hello, Tommy

Tommy: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot

Ranboo: You underestimate me

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Skeppy: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Bad: You mean literally or figuratively?

Skeppy: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

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Skeppy: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!

Bad: Mind your language!

Skeppy: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Bad:

Skeppy: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

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Wilbur: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Tommy: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions of the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Wilbur: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

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Skeppy: need me a man with fat tits so i can put my head in there when i'm experiencing sensory overload. and also for lgbt reasons of course but that's a given.

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Hannah: i’m not wife material i would kill and eat you

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Bad: We can’t ibuprofen our way outta this one boys

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ok

*keels over and disintegrates*

0.o

[wearingahat]

Charles: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Sniff and I are dating.

Sniff, Sneeg, Charlie, Ranboo, and Crumb: *gasp*

Charles: Sniff, why are you surprised?!

[incorrectprivaterecording1quotes]

Bonsai: If you kill me, my teeth only have a 2% drop rate.

Sneeg: What?

Bonsai: Good luck.

[softgaychild]

My boyfriend and I had an argument earlier

So we were on video call on discord and I was going through my sheet of OC's and naming several of them as I was going through the updating process. I came across an OC who I based their entire character around Tango Tek from Hermitcraft. More specifically, I based them off of season 7 Tango when he made Decked Out and I wanted the character to own a popular dungeon adventure attraction in his universe.

In the process of explaining the names of Hermitcraft members, I end up going over how certain Hermit's names aren't as crazy as he may think and when I mention the season 10 newcomer, Skizzleman, my boyfriend lost his shit.

I tried to defend Skizz by saying that his name is better and not as weird as say, SneegSnag (no shade to him or his fans, merely a reference to another tumblr post), but then that was also apparently "Not a good comparison in his eyes" because to him, and I quote, "SneegSnag is not as weird of a name as Skizzleman"

After this a minor argument broke out, where I described how Skizz's name simply flowed better when coming off the tongue and that it was simply a less weird name than SneegSnag, who's name takes a literal second to come out when spoken.

He tried to compare Skizz's name to GeorgeNotFound and I told him that their names don't work when trying to compare because George's has his name in it. He said that MC Youtubers have a scale at which their names reside and thats, "Normal" "A bit odd" and "That's fuckin weird"

Ultimately, the argument ended with not much being said afterwards and us focusing on the items we were working on, and then I decided to make this little argument into a tumblr post, and now here we are.

[slimecicle-updates]

Charlie replied to Sneeg on twitter!

[Image ID:

A cropped screenshot of a tweet and quote retweet by The Dude @/Sneegsnag with a reply by Slimecicle @/Slimecicle.

Sneeg’s tweet reads “hmmmm”. Attached is a greyscale piece of art in icon format of Sneeg as a noir detective.

Sneeg’s quote retweet reads “Okay go find it, first video out whenever it’s ready so I’d put notifications on”. Attached is a cropped screenshot of a user profile called CrimeTime @/CrimeTimeREAL

Charlie’s reply reads “do you have any tips for getting away with it”.

End ID]

[mcyt-correct]

Ranboo: You're getting paid in in in... tiny dabloons

Sneeg: Alright

Sneeg: Are they at least chocolate?

Ranboo: Yeah, they are

Sneeg: I'll get over it

[philza-updates]

Phil replied to Sneeg on twitter!

[Image ID:

A cropped screenshot of a tweet by Two Star | Wishlist Choo-Choo Charles! @/TwoStarGames that was quote retweeted by The Dude @/Sneegsmag with a reply by Ph1LzA @/Ph1LzA.

Two Star Games’ tweet reads “A horror game where you navigate an open-world island in an old train, upgrade it over time, and use it to fight an evil spider train named Charles. Wishlist Choo-Choo Charles on Steam to be notified when it releases on December 9, 2022! (Link in comments)”. Attached is an announcement trailer for the game, which includes a character named John, voiced by Sneegsnag.

Sneeg’s quote retweet reads “Wow whoever voiced John is so cool”.

Phil’s reply reads “THATS MY SUBSTITUTE WHITE BOY”.

End ID]

[correctdsmpquotes]

tommy: i’m going to take france.

phil: why?!

tommy: wait guys, is france west or east?

wilbur: france is west tommy.

tommy: BOOM!

sneeg: that wasn’t even west, that was literally east.

phil: i still have france.

tommy: oh, piss.

wilbur: tommy do you not know where france is?

[daily-rgbtrio]

Day 33

Happy Non-Binary people day!

[theautumnaldemon]

woke quoteds from my GC

and now my friend Sneegsnag (nickname) guesses IZ screenshots

[afriendofours]

i strive to be as good at making names as sneegsnag ranboo and slimecicle.

”BITE THEM BEEPUS BITE THEM”

“BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY SLARF DISTRACTED SLARF WANT BUNNY”

and then rolf i forgot the quote but yeah rolf too