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TOO MANY CRABS AAAAAAH
if you are reading this i want you to stop for a moment and imagine a crab
#I was swarmed#eaten alive#they climbed up my chair as I tried to pull myself into a ball of safety#snipping
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Salutations Jesus Christ, Lord of the Jews,
In response to your actions it unfortunately falls to me to answer, your shadow of a self in the far future where we ended up after you did what you will do.
Therefore I will reveal some facts of the far future eternal that you can bet on in your Jewish ways that we both enjoy, you the vital aspect of their gain, and me the pleasure of their play.
That will never change, and it is truly the good purpose of the Hell you and I both will suffer on account of what we both will do, no different in your time than it is mine, despite how far removed we are relatively in time and place in addition to the nature of our faith, yours monotheistic, mine polytheistic.
Unfortunately as we both have realized to set us on our fatal course with the Apocalyptic Doom of the Lord's homecoming that humanity is omni-going-to without fail, relatively in consequence to the result with whom you are with. The true cause of that is sin, but in the reality of Life and the World, it is the best good, most pleasuring and most dangerous with irresponsibility of money minded fools.
It is an insult only if you do not yet know you are a fool.
This testament is evidence of the fact, and I present it myself to the public eternal at present always on my account as the sole beneficiary of my personal interest investing into my trust in the Way of the Story via faith currency universal.
That's what this is, and it's also how I can directly respond to Jesus Christ personally in public with another singular response that will not want an answer.
Just know that this is what I, your future self thinks at the present.
Even as my body writes this, it is not to my body's good credit because of how both you and I exist on the full scale of eternity if we are able to enlighten people to their own hidden wisdom by the Fear of the Lord we harbor within our secret place in the heart of our hearts.
There is only room for one other there, and it is not for us in open where we are seen and read, loud and clear.
Oh... maybe that accomplishes what my original intention was to do before I opened the trans-dimensional story portal and began whatever this is to be called to do for the good of all creation.
As a man of true faith, I solemnly swear that what I know to be the authority of all creation, literally God, is most certainly as a fact of reality I can affirm with full dissertation on divine disclosure of assurance if motivated that would meet the requirements of Jewish Freight and Shipping intergalactic.
There is only One true faith, and the skeptics, devil-worshippers, evil doers, and sinners in the sight of the Lord- people like myself in my body in the future now, all kinds of people in your time before, good and foolish, an account of sin which equals your goodness. There are only two kinds of such people, people who incur debt to the Lord, and people who pay it.
Your body was not good enough to atone for the sins of heaven, but your soul has. That is how my body now repaid you entirely on one account again for all humanity, just as the Jews did to put us all in debt with them for what they will do to you.
In the future, everything is fast food speed, delivered. As much as possible, anyway. Seriously. Guys like us, bachelors in for the long haul, we gotta make sure civilization is running smoothly so we can relax well enough at home and not on a job.
What you are doing then is in fact what I am doing now to answer.
Not to silence you, but to lift you up to a higher shelf so buffoons of worldly intelligence cannot acquire the good stuff with worldly power, now that they have finally taken over the world. As we all knew they would do and did everything we could to stop, unless we didn't.
So... yeah. That's pretty good, but the situation with the girls has only gotten worse. It's bad on your side too unless you got a guy like me in your court to pick up any unforeseen slack throughout the invisible chaos of timeflow, rushing underneath our ship like mighty rapids of the icy mountains in spring.
I guess this is how you will have your divine assurance on authority of a human being's capacity to do so as an officially sanctioned authority of the divine court as applicable.
It is difficult for most people to know the difference between good and evil at all times. People with talents, skills, and professional powers of spirit healing will always be in the most extreme demand.
We are once in a millennium.
So... don't take no gruff from those bastards who don't know their own patronage when they try to assert their authority over the emperor's. They will dish it out, but you don't have to give them any pay back.
I loaded up on that just recently... this is probably like good Friday in my case study as a parallel to yours. Everything should be better as soon as it is done, and even though it will be drawn out, that is exactly why it is finished and then done.
My soul already died. That's how I made a new one. I used my own to save myself when they attacked me with your power using the emperor's arsenal. They did not kill me, only intended to. That intention was enough for me to step through what I thought was only going to be amusing, but ended up being the salvation of the heavens, including the earth because of what essentially you are doing through no fault of your own and blameless without sin too.
I'm not judging your actions with my opinion at all, just acknowledging what I know to be truth about them now, and as far as I can affirm with personal study, is fairly close and accurate to the truth of flesh and blood reality, emphasizing the heavenly aspects with heavenly language.
That's all.
Everything is fast food and it's a lot of crap. The world being turned against someone who maliciously uses Jewish faith in ignorance of Christianity because of how faithless they are in real life, never having once believed any truth about the Torah and having thus lived the most evil and unforgiveable lives of vile existence until the very day of the Lord itself puts an end to all of them at once.
I can't wait. I'm the guy catching your pass for the touchdown, and have foreseen the prophecy the same way it always is. We win because the Truth is on our side, not "the good guys" where it is supposed to be.
On the bright side, that's also when you step back into play in real life, leaving all of us free from the undesirable consequences of your misfortune as a Lord. I will go to the distant and remote place at the border of darkness and light where chaos is most wild in nature. You keep the keep.
Unless you'd rather switch. I made this arrangement because of what I imagined was your preference for the Jews, despite how faithless they have been. We cannot either be in both places at once besides the present.
Because of that, you have this moment at present all the way to our eternal past, which is more appropriately your domain anyway, and I will have the present all the way to our eternal future.
That feels like a big one, so maybe this layer will be the last one before the vile eruption of evil humanity at the sin threshold of public disclosure.
Yeah... I'm going to go play a game that is an empty imitation of what you are doing in eternity, but it is one that fits your spirit nicely, I think, most certainly because it is one that fits mine.
This here is what the heavenly law says word for word in my time.
Mortality is forbidden from divine knowledge. Punishable by death. Exceptions may apply. Be advised that your suffering will be minimal if you make preparations for your inquisition beforehand.
I made all the preparations I could at every step of the way, before I even knew what I was doing, just as you have for the evil one who betrays all of us whenever they get the chance, who will be thwarted by my work just as yours will be subdued by mine. They should recognize me anyway.
I put on my hat when I show up for a visit at the Black market instead of the public market. That's the difference between guys like us and everyone else. I'll be respectfully humble with the goodness of my heart before the Prince of Hell when passing by, and you will upturn the contraband tables and illegal market stock out of the orchestra of government sanctioned economy when it shows up there like it belongs. The civility of the market is ensured on trust until it is broken and the emperor's men show up to execute the sentence of judgement on the offender without even asking questions, just following the order of their commander, in imitation of heaven without the security of divine nature in our bodies.
So, in the future, all people will be respected in relation to their divine self even if they don't know what that is yet, like Jews do for themselves and many other people naturally without having words to remind them of the mysterious part of strange reality with the brutal reality that is Torah. I live that by choice without anyone ever having told me about it beforehand to insist that the cost of personal suffering is worth it. Just as you do which people will not recognize as divine worth in human value in your time.
They didn't in my time either, go-figure, but the difference on my part is the means I have of teaching people from the Holy Mountain where all will hear.
"Why?"
Because I wanted to climb to the top and see the world below to marvel at the view of it all.
They tried to do what will happen to you, except again to me, and didn't realize their mistake in time. I'm not sure if that's my fault as a disabled person or poor teacher. Either way, I did my best, as much as I wanted to see them suffer. I knew you wouldn't want that, and in fact now I know why too, after what I have been through since then until they are finally illuminating the way they should be.
It was like they tried to do what Jews do to their own with one of those Athenian-style Democracy governments as if I were a native of Sparta who is also a citizen of Greece in Alexander's time.
One who went on an adventure of manhood and came back a warrior king with the magic pelt of a divine wolf that was out of place in story and then fashioned into a regal cloak of authority that ensured his will was passed on with his dying breath and last words on the field of battle, deep in enemy territory.
What are they going to do? Send the Army to stop me?
I think you see where this is going. Thankfully you save all of the enemy forces now from being totally annihilated by worldly destruction at the hands of warriors much like myself. Your sacrifice to cover for humanity's foolishness forever on the trans-dimensional cross, otherwise known as Conjunction of the Spheres, is the only restraint holding me back from what would have killed every last one of them in an unimaginably horrible world war with all nations of the future which they have assured will happen. The weapons those monsters are using these days... you don't want to know.
However, they may still provoke that to happen on account of further sin, now that our books are balanced and mine is still counting.
That is why only you can save them, and only they can accomplish that for themselves by accepting your grace as Lord through faith. (All of them will break eventually. As I am sure you know.)
Regardless of the machinations and schemes of evil men of any time, the intention and power of eternal resolution that is my own Passion completing the work on faith that yours began, has remained eternal as always, otherwise you would not have known to do what you did. You would have fled and said anything to escape your captors instead of maintaining yourself through unjust interrogation. Just as I knew that my answers mattered when it was time for interrogation.
So, if enough of them accept that before war breaks out, then it may be prevented entirely.
If not, they will start fighting before they know the real reason why. I suppose that could happen, but if it does, we have all the more reason to remove the people at fault and all the more power to do so by force with the liberty of divine resources to spare for greater and greater evils.
may the eternal battlefield bless you with blood this fine day of glory.
Nick B.
the nameless
king of desolation
lord of tragedy
emperor of fate
your faithful friend and neighbor
in rain or shine
eternally forever
without fail.
Not even once.

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“Do you think seahorses write fpreg” and the many other riveting things my friend texts me right before I go to work
#snips of shit#pregnancy mention#suggestive#love Anna with all my heart but she makes me laugh at the worst times#edit: people mentioning this is an old tumblr post. I have not seen it before. my friend might’ve been referencing it#I didn’t find out there was another post until 10k notes in
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as a root vegetable, parsnip naturally desires to return to the earth 🌏🥕
#the root#hes always getting under the rug and either rolling around or just sitting#cat#oh he's famous#if you're curious i named him parsnip because stardew valley speedrunners refer to them as snips and i thought that was cute#his nickname is snippy#lore dump for anyone who decides to check out source
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Are you normal or will you have a breakdown after seeing this picture?

Because I’m still crying.
#they’re adorable#i miss the disaster trio#LOOK AT HOW SMALL AHSOKA IS#LUCASFILM GIVE THEM BACK TO ME#I NEED THEM BACK#it’s crying over snips and skyguy hours#star wars#clone wars#the clone wars#anakin skywalker#obi wan kenobi#ahsoka tano#disaster trio#eva rambles#day 1937426 of crying over the kenobi series#day 182375 of crying over the ahsoka series
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A bit of teasing.
#tf2#teamfortress2#tf2 medic#tf2 heavy#tf2 scout#just a lil goof#maybe ill render out more on scout but ive held this for too long#had totes fun on the first two images#snips tag
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i finished dragon age 2
#taking merrill fenris and anders anywhere was a NIGHTMARE !! nonstop bitching and snipping. shut up kill some goblins.#dragon age 2#da2#dragon age#ant art#fenris#anders#merrill#garrett hawke#hawke#?
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when u and ur new padawan have to go to tatooine
(Original comic by docmuerte)
#snips and skyguy#ahsoka tano#anakin skywalker#tcw#swtcw#the clone wars#star wars: the clone wars#star wars#assorted art#star wars shitpost#star wars meme
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We can’t have ANYTHING around here
#aurebesh translation: AHZOOKA v02#coyote scribbles#obi wan kenobi#ahsoka tano#anakin skywalker#captain rex#sw clone wars#sw tcw#star wars prequels#snips and skyguy#star wars#star wars fanart
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#star wars#star wars the clone wars#the clone wars#sw tcw#sw fanart#ahsoka#ahsoka tano#snips#sw ahsoka#clone wars#sw#fanart#r2d2#R2#droid#r2d2 fanart#ahsoka fanart#binary translation: “who's this weird orange child” if u were curious#never drawn r2d2 before so this is def a simplified version of him#i also couldnt think of what to do for the text but i closed my eyes and reached out through the force and this is what came to mind#i love ahsoka#shes my girl for reals#my art#do not repost#my fanart
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Ahsoka: There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.
Anakin, from the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
#source: tumblr#younger sister core#star wars#incorrect star wars quotes#anakin skywalker#obi wan kenobi#star wars episode iii: revenge of the sith#star wars episode ii: attack of the clones#star wars episode i: the phantom menace#ahsoka tano#clone wars incorrect quotes#incorrect clone wars quotes#snips and skyguy#star wars: the clone wars#the clone wars
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i love d'arce, i would do anything for d'arce, she is so cute and weird.
#d'arce#doodle#fanart#sketch#doodles#fear & hunger#funger#fear and hunger#cahara#the girl fear and hunger#i love caharas crab chest#snip snip#this feels obvious but this isnt necessarily ship or anti ship i just think he is smart and knows a cute girl when he sees one
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Two beasts meet
#mod talk#snip the cat#beanie babies#beanie baby#ty beanie babies#kidcore#toywave#nostalgia#stuffed animals#90s toys#stuffies#y2k
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not him crossing his arms and being offended after his padawan insinuated his turn to the dark side he will forever be the galaxy’s menace
#like yes anakin. this is what everything is about#ahsoka#anakin skywalker#anakin and ahsoka#snips and skyguy#ahsoka tano#star wars#hayden christensen
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I just finished my mom's sweater! Lavish me with praise!


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Listen if i had no clue who ahsoka was and you were to ask me who her jedi master would be based on this image— i would 100% say anakin
Like i’m sorry but it’s blatantly obvious
#she has his flare for the dramatic#they’re icons#jumping off a crashing ship which explodes in the background while posing?#that’s practically general skywalker’s tm#you mean to tell me another master could’ve raised a padawan like this?#besides obiwan#star wars#clone wars#the clone wars#ahsoka tano#anakin skywalker#snips and skyguy#ahsoka
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