#clone wars incorrect quotes

[tattycoram]

Crosshair: Listen, kid Omega: Please, call me Omega Crosshair: I'd rather not. If I name you I could get attached

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Ahsoka: There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Anakin, from the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

[techfan450]

Mace Windu: Some jedi have grown attachments towards the clone troopers...

Obi Wan, married to Cody: *gasp* How scandalous!

Plo Koon, on the process of legally adopting the Clone Army: Preposterous!

Anakin, who fools around with the 501st like they were all children: How could that reckless, handsome jedi do that??

Yoda: For an idiot, you all take me.

[s-sputnik-k]

Fives has been taking some liberty with the GAR uniform regulations. Rex isn't pleased (he supports Fives' fashionable endeavours, but if he could at least save it for 79's and not the kriffing battefield, that'd be brilliant thank you)

Inspired by this post by @obligatorytropeinsert!

Also, would you believe me if I say this took me 9 hours? All that armour is a pain in the ass 😭

[your-local-jedi-commander]

Echo: I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been so nauseous lately

Fives, seriously: maybe you’re pregnant

Echo: …

Fives: …

Echo: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot. You, for suggesting that or me because I almost had a panic attack

[an-abyssal-odyssey]

Fives and Echo after wreaking havoc at 79's : Are we going too far? Fox: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

[sailorkamino]

[after obi-wan was captured by seps]

cody: general! are you hurt? how did you escape?

obi-wan: i'm fine, cody. i managed to trick the torture droid.

cody: how?

obi-wan: i convinced it i have a pain kink and would therefore enjoy any torture.

the rest of the 212th: [stunned silence]

cody: ...do you though?

[fvck-the-patriarchy]

*on Tatooine*

Y/n: I am so hot.

Hunter: Yes you─ I mean, yeah, it's hot in here.

Echo: *snorts*

[replaytech]

fives: *excited* hardcase, jesse & I have a joke for you

hardcase: i’m ready

fives: the council finally found out who’s been committing crimes, but it was a tough case to crack

jesse: *face palms*

hardcase: i don’t get it

jesse: HARDcase to crack, fives, we went over this A HUNDRED TIMES

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Jesse: I wasn’t that drunk. 

Rex: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important. 

Jesse: BECAUSE YOU ARE!

[tattycoram]

Rex: Today I realised I'm old Cody: What happened? Rex: I fell in the mess hall and instead of laughing, Fives came running to see if I was ok Cody: Rex: I saw fear in his eyes

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

*Anakin and Ahsoka arguing*

Captain Rex, to Obi-Wan: Should we leave?

Obi-Wan: No, no. I want to see Ahsoka make Anakin cry.

[techfan450]

Rex: *wakes up on a good mood*

Rex: Good morning! We have a very chill day ahead!

Fives: *opens his mouth*

Echo: *shoves an entire muffin into Fives's mouth*

[floffytofu]

Anakin, Ahsoka & Reader sitting on the bench with defeated look

Obi-Wan : why are the three of you sitting sad like that?

Reader : sit with us so we can tell you

Obi-Wan, sitting down : well?

Anakin : this bench is freshly painted

Obi-Wan : ...

Ahsoka : yeah, they did it to me too

[curlygirlybitchachos]

Padawan Reader

*Y/n, getting ready for a date*

Cody: and you will be at the temple on time.

Y/n: yes, sir. Bye!

Cody: your eyes must be on the target soldier.

Crosshair appearing from a dark corner, with his sniper: Sir, yes sir.

[elcarimercanto]

Post Order 66:

Obi-wan hitting Vader with a rock using the force: AND THAT'S FOR HURTING THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!

Vader: WHO?!?-

Cody: HE'S TALKING ABOUT ME!....wait, I'm the love of your life?

Obi-wan: I DON'T KNOW, I'M STILL ANGRY AT YOU!