#clone wars incorrect quotes

[tattycoram]

Cody: Count Dooku really seems to hate us Obi-wan: Maybe he's homophobic Cody: We're not a couple, General Obi-wan: We're not? Rex: You're not?

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Anakin, after briefing another one of his insane plans: Thoughts?

Ahsoka: And prayers. Holy shit.

[techfan450]

Mace Windu: Some jedi have grown attachments towards the clone troopers...

Obi Wan, married to Cody: *gasp* How scandalous!

Plo Koon, on the process of legally adopting the Clone Army: Preposterous!

Anakin, who fools around with the 501st like they were all children: How could that reckless, handsome jedi do that??

Yoda: For an idiot, you all take me.

[your-local-jedi-commander]

Echo: I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been so nauseous lately

Fives, seriously: maybe you’re pregnant

Echo: …

Fives: …

Echo: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot. You, for suggesting that or me because I almost had a panic attack

[an-abyssal-odyssey]

Fives and Echo after wreaking havoc at 79's : Are we going too far? Fox: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

[sailorkamino]

[after obi-wan was captured by seps]

cody: general! are you hurt? how did you escape?

obi-wan: i'm fine, cody. i managed to trick the torture droid.

cody: how?

obi-wan: i convinced it i have a pain kink and would therefore enjoy any torture.

the rest of the 212th: [stunned silence]

cody: ...do you though?

[fvck-the-patriarchy]

*on Tatooine*

Y/n: I am so hot.

Hunter: Yes you─ I mean, yeah, it's hot in here.

Echo: *snorts*

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Jesse: I wasn’t that drunk. 

Rex: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important. 

Jesse: BECAUSE YOU ARE!

[floffytofu]

Anakin, Ahsoka & Reader sitting on the bench with defeated look

Obi-Wan : why are the three of you sitting sad like that?

Reader : sit with us so we can tell you

Obi-Wan, sitting down : well?

Anakin : this bench is freshly painted

Obi-Wan : ...

Ahsoka : yeah, they did it to me too

[elcarimercanto]

Post Order 66:

Obi-wan hitting Vader with a rock using the force: AND THAT'S FOR HURTING THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!

Vader: WHO?!?-

Cody: HE'S TALKING ABOUT ME!....wait, I'm the love of your life?

Obi-wan: I DON'T KNOW, I'M STILL ANGRY AT YOU!

[t3mpest98]

Rex: What happened to Dogma?

Fox: He died.

Rex: He what!?

Fox: He died but he’s ok.

Rex: Can you please clarify?

Thorn: Clarification is for the weak.

[tattycoram]

Hunter: Tech, hack into their cameras Tech: Oh sure, let me just load my 'tap into every security camera in the city' app Tech: *taps the screen* Tech: I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn't, I am in

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Ahsoka: There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Anakin, from the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

[techfan450]

Rex: *wakes up on a good mood*

Rex: Good morning! We have a very chill day ahead!

Fives: *opens his mouth*

Echo: *shoves an entire muffin into Fives's mouth*

[trylynarie]

Hardcase: bro

Jesse: what bro?

Hardcase: Dooku is a vampire

Jesse: how?

Hardcase: THINK!!! Count Dooku…

Jesse: 👁️👄👁️ Count Dracula 🧛‍♂️

Rex on their next mission: can someone please explain why you are all wearing garlic?

Kix: simple safety precaution, Sir.

[tinygremlinsworld]

Obi-Wan: You have to apologize to Anakin

Cody: fine.

Cody: Unfuck you, or whatever