#snowpiercer incorrect quotes

[ray-green-wicked4good]

*Early Snowpiercer Season 3*

Layton: *raising the axe* I'm going to kill you!

Wilford: *still lounging in the tub* Oh really? How original.

Layton: Get up and face your destruction, old man!

Wilford: *sighing* Very well. Do your worst. But just know that next time I expect you to have something a little more interesting to say. Your presentation in general leaves a lot to be desired.

Layton: What?! What are you talking about? There won't be a 'next time'! I'm going to kill you!

Wilford: Son, I've been 'killed' so many times, my tombstone says BRB instead of RIP.

Layton: ...

Josie: ...

Ben: ...

Till: ...

Martin: ...

Audrey: ...

Alex & Melanie's 'ghost': He has a point.

[jenconnellysshybellybutton]

Incorrect quote✨

Melanie: *opening eyes first time since track scaler* ...am I...in heaven?...

Wilford: *popping his head in the doorway* Mel! You're awake!

Melanie: Nope I'm in hell.

[wingsofhcpe]

forgot I had these incorrect Snowpiercer quotes on my drafts so I released them. go, silly quotes I made when I was likely sleep deprived and too full of souvlaki. you are now free.

[piinkgoesgoodwithgreen]

Wilford: so you and Melanie get along now?

Layton: yes we solved our issues

Screenwriters: YOU THOUGHT YOU DID

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

Leaked lines from the next Avengers movie:

Sam Wilson: Welcome new people to the Avengers. As you all know, I'm Sam Wilson aka Captain America-

Yelena Belova: -wait, what? You're the Captain of America? You look nothing like how my dad described you.

Sam Wilson: What are you talking about?

Yelena Belova: He said Captain of America looked like that guy from Snowpiercer. Very good movie, by the way. Lots of killing in it and main character uses Soviet guns. It's, as you Americans say, good representation.

Sam Wilson: ...

Clint Barton and Kate Bishop: (awkwardly raises their hands)

Sam Wilson: What the hell do you two want?

Kate Bishop: Uh...we were promised pizza if we came to this meeting.

Clint Barton: Yeah, Cap, where's the pizza?

Scott Lang: (phone goes off, Scott then scrambles to put his phone on vibrate)

Sam Wilson: ...well...this is going well.

[droidmom]

i am on my hands and knees begging to see sparkly suit till stab wilford with literally anything at this point

[onetrainscifi]

Melanie: Ah, well, you know what they say, you can't spell happiness without tax fraud!

Layton:

Layton: I don't think you can spell.

[incorrectsnowpiercer]

Javi: Ben, Mel isn't leaving her room.

Bennett: Just tell her I said something.

Javi: Like what?

Bennett: Anything factually incorrect.

Melanie, barging into the engine a few minutes later: DID YOU JUST SAY THE SUN IS A FUCKING PLANET-

[myreygn]

[season 1]

layton: women are just so awesome! they're smart and strong and wonderful and totally deserve the world, or what's left of it

lj: aw that's so swee-

layton: i wasn't talking to you

[oxfordsxbrogues]

Melanie: I created balance.

Layton: You ruined a perfectly good three-quarters of the population is what you did! Look at them! They have anxiety!

[thatsuittho]

Oh, Layton. You goofed, friend.

[ray-green-wicked4good]

*Set sometime around S1 E8 while Snowpiercer reels with the revelation that there is no Mr. Wilford*

Ruth: *distraught* I can't believe you assassinated Mr. Wilford!

Melanie: Well, I wouldn't say I assassinated him exactly.

Ruth: Oh thank heavens--

Melanie: Because technically an 'assassination' implies there were political motivations. I just killed him because he was being a dick. So it was just your average murder, really.

Ruth: *sighing* My mistake.

[penforthewin]

Welcome to the Fun Land, Mason. Two tickets to ride on the Fuck You Train.

-Curtis Everett, probably 

[simkaswriting]

Chris and Dodger❤️

[piinkgoesgoodwithgreen]

Melanie: Be their worst nightmare!

Layton: Hold my beer

[sweater-daddiesdumbdork]

I got tagged in those incorrect quotes generator and I can stop cackling at some of these. 

Life After Snowpiercer Crew

Edgar: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong? Reader: Strong. Grey: Weak. Curtis : An idiot, is what your are.

Edgar: Hey, no, you stay out of this, this is between me and Curtis ! Tonya: So Curtis knows about this? Edgar, walking away: No, this is between me and me!

Grey: Why would you give a knife to Reader?! Tonya, shrugging: Reader felt unsafe. Grey: Now I feel unsafe! Tonya: I’m sorry… Tonya: Would you like a knife?

Tonya: You believe me? Curtis : Tonya, you’re the last good person on this planet. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

Curtis: Everybody shut up, I'm thinking. Edgar, patting them on the back: Well, don’t think too hard. I wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself.

The Pack Crew

Clint: I wasn’t that drunk. Natasha: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important. Clint: BECAUSE YOU ARE!

Alpha Steve: Met a dumbass today. Awful. Sam: You looked in a mirror? Alpha Steve: someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful.

Alpha Steve, texting Sara: *sends a voice message* Sara, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent? Alpha Steve: No, don’t worry, just listen later. *later* Sara: *presses play* Alpha Steve's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

Alpha Steve: *Gasp* Sara: wHAT?? Alpha Steve: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish? Sara: *inhales* Sam, in another room with Bucky: Why can I hear screeching?

Sam: *Locks Sara in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child. Sara: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?

Bucky: You read my diary? Little One: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

Going Off Script Crew (Playing It Cool AU) 

Mallory: Do you have any idea what you’re doing? Reader : Why start now?

Lyle: We vegetarians love the environment. Carnivores are sick freaks. Mallory: How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the fucking plants.

Scott: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities. Scott, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

Lyle: Can you pass the salt? Mallory: Can you pass away? Lyle: Too much salt.

Mike: Tommorrow's garbage day. Mallory: I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you.

Mallory: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Reader ... Mike: As you should be. Mallory: No, for real, they're kind of- Mike: As. You. Should. Be.

Samson: You use emoji’s like a straight person. Scott: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.

Mike: Reader ! Have you no dignity? Reader : Of course not! How long have we known eachother?