How about a reader who does everything to piss yandere wally off?
For example: stealing wally's apple and eating it in front of him, ignoring wally's speech and pretending he's not there, flirting with howdy in front of wally, among many other things...
(the reader is very angry for being kidnapped from the real world)
I apologize if It's not very good, I have never wrote anything yandere related before :)
🏠 Pissing off yandere Wally fic 🏠
"C'mon think..." you mumbled to yourself, it was currently 2:35 in the morning and you were desperately trying to finish this essay. Then it hit you, so you hurriedly wrote what you needed down. Once you got done you walked over to your bed so you could get some much needed sleep but as you dozed off a strange static noise started playing above you.
When you opened your eyes you were surprised to see two things:
strangely colorful and cartoony surroundings
a bunch of eyes looking down upon you
Okay... That's terrifying but no worries because this is all just a dream... Right? "Helloo~" a sing song voice said while poking your cheek. Okay.. maybe this isn't a dream? You quickly raised up, frightening all the people around you. Actually back up there, are these really people? They look a little... different. Whatever it doesn't matter, but what does matter is- wait why do you feel so weird all of a sudden?
You aren't too sure what happened after that, perhaps you... passed out from shock? Anywho what you do know is that wally had a least something to do with you being here, and it's safe to say you aren't to happy about it. That is the exact reason you have decided to do everything in your power to piss him off, maybe he will decide to let you go? Currently he was trying to profess his love to you... for the 13th time that day but you just pretended he wasn't there and walked right past him only to start flirting with Howdy..? Yeah.. your not quite sure why you did it either. And now wally angry and honestly your kinda lucky he didn't kill you on the spot. He then decided to force you on a picnic with him that way it was just you two, but every single time he went to eat an apple you would take it. "Darling, can you please stop doing that?" He asked obviously trying to mask his anger. "I don't know can you let me go back home" you responded in a mocking tone "But darling, you are-" he tried to talk but was quickly cut off by you "to my real home, not whatever this place is." After that the two of you remained silent for a while. Eventually it got late and the two of you went back to Home, you might not be happy here but you better get used to it because he has no plans of letting you go anytime soon...
Part 2?
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Ok I feel like this is gonna be like super problematic or something but I feel like I should just get it out. I welcome comments, discussion, reblogs, and tags.
I find it really hard to talk about my own culture, because white (as in American/Canadian/British/Australian/etc) people talking about their culture has become such a taboo. And understandably so, to be fair, because due to colonization, there are a lot of cultural things that are no longer specific, and are now global in several other cultures that wouldn't otherwise have them.
I often see people in fandom from so many different countries and cultures take characters and put them in their culture: wearing certain clothes, eating certain food, doing certain activities, and so on, and I LOVE it. I love people exploring their love for their own culture and their love for their blorbo(s) at the same time. There's so much joy in it.
There's been several times where I wanted to join in, but felt like I couldn't because I "don't have a culture", as a white British person. But that's just completely untrue? I DO have a culture. It's not one that most people seem to care about, but I do. Sunday dinners, chip shops, pantomimes. Despite growing up in England, my dad is Scottish and I visited his side of the family up in Aberdeen on a regular basis, so kilts (they were worn by most if not all of the men at the first two weddings I remember attending) and bagpipes (I LOVE the sound, they're beautiful when played well) are also on there for me. My accent is a part of my culture too, and I genuinely love my accent (my strange little combination of RP and East Midlands that has people asking me if I'm Canadian...). Don't even get me started on the food (yes it's pretty bland and looks very boring but done right it's tasty and it's filling, yes i think it's stupid as hell that the british empire colonised a bunch of places in order to get spices and now a lot of white people in the UK don't even USE most of those spices)
With a little more thinking, I could probably list a lot more, but I feel like I can't so much as mention it off-handedly without someone showing up out of the woodwork to make fun of lower-class British accents (like when people say "bri'ish" (although I enjoy it when it's used in a neutral and fun way) or when people just completely fuck up and bastardise whichever already-discriminated-against English accent they're making fun of this time - honestly I think RP could stand to be made fun of a bit a lot more), or to make fun of the spices issue (like I said before YES it's stupid, do you think I colonised those countries myself????) and make horrid over-the-top gagging noises whenever "UK" and "food" are so much as mentioned in the same sentence.
I mean look at this. I just wanted to talk about my culture and how it affects me and I feel like I have to have such a huge lead-up and THEN I still feel the need to explain that the british empire sucked and that a lot of our food is quite bland etc etc etc.
With other (non-English speaking/non-white) cultures, people can just mention things and dress their favourite characters in traditional clothes and it's lovely and celebrated. Please keep doing this. Please put your favourite characters in your culture, there is NOTHING more joyful in fandom spaces than spreading your love of your own culture through characters that you also love.
I'd like to join in, is all. I'm not asking for the red carpet to be rolled out for me, I just feel like someone's gonna attack me if I mention my faves enjoying my favourite British food.
But even asking this feels like I'm being White(tm) and throwing a tantrum and whining "WHAT ABOUT MEEE?!?!?!?!" - this is NOT what I'm trying to do here. I don't need attention for it. Honestly the less attention I get the better, it feels like. I've seen some british hate on here that is genuinely horrible and disturbing. And sure, it's deserved for all of the colonisation and the many attrocities, but I didn't choose to be born here????? YES it's terrible but I'm tired of being the punching bag of everything that my country (countries?) have ever done wrong.
Is this entitled of me? It doesn't feel like it, but reading through this post, it kinda looks like it. Am I just insane and paranoid? Maybe. I don't know.
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//going to be on the road for a few hours but I will also be on tumblr, consider this a bit of an interest checker now that I've cleaned out some drafts
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