#so i did a stupid thing again ︱ Marlene & Glenda

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A Glenda and Marlene Playlist: @msmckinnon

I Luh Ya Papi - J LO: Hold up, I can get you thrown up. Pull your trigger, go and get your gun up. Imma tie my hair up top, put a pin in it, now I'm ready, let it rock. Keep it number 1, that's easy mathematics. Keep it number 1, baby, ain't no static. Got that hourglass for you, baby, look at these legs. No brakes, go green, no red. 

Glad He’s Gone - Tove Lo:  Bitch, I love you, he never loved you. He never saw the pretty things in you that I do. I missed your madness, you're kinda ratchet. We used to go out every night, get into bad shit. You and me under each other's wing. Bitch, I love you. 

We Like To Party (The Vengabus!) - Vengaboys: I've got somethin' to tell ya, I've got news for you. Gonna put some wheels in motion. Get ready 'cause we're comin' through (comin' through). Hey now, hey now, hear what I say now. Happiness is just around the corner. Hey now, hey now, hear what I say now, we'll be there for you. 

No Scrubs - TLC: No, I don't want no scrubs, a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me. Hangin' out the passenger side of his best friend's ride trying to holla at me (Whoo). I don't want no scrubs, a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me. Hangin' out the passenger side of his best friend's ride. Trying to holla at me. 

Dinosaur - Kesha:  Old man, why are you starin' at me? Mack on me and my friends, it's kinda creepy. You should be prowling around the old folks home. Come on, dude, leave us alone. At first we thought that it was kind of ill when, we saw that you were like a billion. And still out tryin' to make a killin'. Get back to the museum. 

If U Seek Amy - Britney Spears:  Tell me have you seen her, cause I'm so (Oh). I can't get her off of my brain. I just wanna go, to the party she gon' go, can't somebody take me home? Haha, hehe, haha, ho. Love me, hate me, say what you want about me. But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy. 

Click (No Boys Remix) - Charli XCX:  Bunch of bad bitches in my clique, we on a roll, yeah Kim Possible up in this bitch, now watch me go off. Bust it down, down, down, look at my wrist, I'm such a show off. You can't sit with my clique 'Cause we don't know who you is. I am so thiccy thicc, these bitches are jealous. You're a trick, little bitch. Watch me empty out the clip. Cliqué cliqué suck a diqué. 

How to be a Heartbreaker - Marina:  Girls, we do, whatever it will take, 'Cause girls don't want, we don't want our hearts to break in two. So it's better to be fake, can't risk losing in love again, ba-abe. This is how to be a heartbreaker, boys they like a little danger. We'll get him falling for a stranger, a player, singing I lo-lo-love you. 

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“Let’s get real. Hufflepuff is SO going to lose today.” Claire Fawley’s voice greeted the roaring crowd, the Hufflepuff supporters gasping in disbelief as their own beater put their house down even before the match had begun. “It’s true! Leon gave my spot to Jaxon today! When I am doing PERFECTLY fine, might I add. What else do you all possibly expect will happen?”

Sirius Black rolled his eyes and grabbed the mic from the girl grumbling a quick ‘Shut up, Fawley.’ and began to introduce the players of both teams before gushing non-stop about how amazing a beater Hestia Jones is. His words were drowned by Claire’s laughter, she pointed to Davey who was being yelled at by a furious Madam Hooch. “The man of the moment, Davey Gudgeon, everyone! He is wearing a hot pink dress with the sexiest heels I’ve ever seen!” Sirius howled, both the commentators were cackling along with the crowd. Unfortunately, Madam Hooch seemed to have made the boy change and deducted twenty points from Ravenclaw to boot. The match began after he was back on the field, this time wearing his quidditch uniform. 

“Leon Bloem gets the quaffle!” Sirius roared, cheering when Hestia hit a bludger at the boy. “That girl, honestly – “ Claire cut him out before he could spew poetry about Hestia again. “Leon passes to Glenda – on to Andromeda – Glenda again – Andromeda – she’s dodged the bludger from Nico - I think she’s going to, YES! Amelia hit a bludger at Davey and he’s missed the save! TEN POINTS TO HUFFLEPUFF!”

“I thought you were against your house today.” Sirius grinned, only to have Claire go into a hissy fit again about how she is a far better beater than Jaxon. The Hufflepuff team were leading. They had scored two more times within the next half hour making the score THIRTY-ZERO in. Two attempts to score was made by the Ravenclaw team at the time, Oscar Bones saving both of them, which made his brother, Edgar, in the opposite team absolutely furious. With Leon zooming towards the goalposts again, Hestia hit a bludger at him, and Edgar managed to grab the quaffle from the other, passing to his teammates with Greta scoring Ravenclaw’s first goal. 

“THIRTY-TEN TO HUFFLEPUFF!” Sirius roared, “That was an excellent shot, Oscar had no chance of saving it. And did you see how Hestia-“ “Shut the fuck up about Jones, Black.” “But she was the one who-“ “Sucked your dick last night? This is so much worse that your obsession with Potter.” “No! And I am not obsessed with James!“ “So, obsessed with Jones?” “That’s not true! I just appreciate her talent!” “Yeah, right. You just want to get her to sleep with you.” Claire scoffed, ignoring Sirius’ indignant response which followed.

As the commentators bickered on, the Ravenclaws had scored twice again and the score was level at thirty points. Their consecutive third attempt to score was blocked by Amelia hitting a bludger at Edgar, making him drop the quaffle as he struggled for balance, Glenda getting ahold of it immediately. Davey spotted the Golden Snitch and motioned to Thomas but it was a stupid move seeing as Ted was closer to where the tiny ball hovered. Hestia sent a bludger at him but Jaxon intercepted it. Ted almost caught the snitch with Thomas lagging several feet behind but at the very last second, he was hit by a bludger sent by Nicholas Sitek and strayed off course.

“Fuck! The snitch is gone again! If I had been there, I would have made sure that bludger didn’t hit Ted!” Claire yelled angrily. “Honestly, what was Jaxon even-“ “What the hell, Fawley, he stopped the first bludger which came for your seeker – stop whining!” “I am not whining but I hear it’s something you and your best bud like to do oh so often.” “Fuck, I miss Sophie.” “Do you now? She’s had heart eyes for you since forever. But news flash, she’s over you and is with Jaxon now. Who incidentally, is doing nothing to help my team.” “What the fuck is wrong with this girl?” Sirius asked the crowd, quite convinced that she was out of her mind. 

Two hours into the match and despite both the keepers’ best efforts, Ravenclaw had score two more times, hiking the score up to FIFTY-THIRTY in their favour. When Greta scored yet again, Leon started to curse, yelling at Oscar for missing the simple save which ended with Ravenclaw being awarded a penalty shot. Oscar saved this one which made Leon calm down a little, he got hold of the quaffle and had zoomed to the opposite end of the pitch, passing to his teammates, with Glenda scoring the next goal. 

“SIXTY-FOURTY! STILL IN FAVOUR OF RAVENCLAW!” Claire announced to the crowd. “That was a spectacular shot, it’s no wonder everyone says that she’s the best chaser at Hogwarts!” “Excuse me. James is the best chaser at Hogwarts. If anything, Andromeda is the best on the pitch today.” “James is an asshole and so are you.” Claire scoffed. “Biased much?” “Hey! Not a word about James, he scored the most goals last match!” “And captained the losing team, thanks to Little Miss Useless Mckinnon, so please.” “What the fuck, what did Marlene ever- ?” “Oh? Is she another one of the girls you’re chasing after? Screw her over yet?” “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?” 

Two more hours had passed and score was up to EIGHTY-FIFTY in favour of Ravenclaw with no sign of the golden snitch. Sirius Black was ferociously defending Jaxon as Claire continued to whine about every little thing he did. The players were becoming impatient and messy. Glenda, Davey and Greta had been attacked by bludgers but they stayed on the broom refusing to back out. Leon had fallen off his broom after a bludger attack, refusing to let Madam Pomfrey take him away. Amelia had dropped her bat and Nicholas had almost hit one of his own teammates by mistake. 

It was not till five hours and thirteen minutes into the game that the snitch showed up again. Both the seekers raced after it head to head, the chasers had even stopped to watch, bludgers flying everywhere. The seekers dodge almost all attempts to have the bludgers hit them, but it was finally Thomas who caught the little golden ball in his hand. The crowd cheered, as did Sirius and Claire. “THOMAS HAS CAUGHT THE SNITCH! RAVENCLAW WINS THE MATCH!”  The final tally was 200 points to Ravenclaw and 90 points to Hufflepuff.

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Marlene has long been considered one of Glenda’s favorite people. Having met in their first year of school, Glenda considers matching up with Marlene during potions class one of the most important moments in her life. Not only did she make a wonderful and lifelong friend throughout its duration, it was also how she was introduced to her best friend in the world – Amelia. Marlene and Glenda’s personalities always meshed pretty well, and Glenda often goes to her when she needs someone as mad and oftentimes reckless as she is. They’re the friends who do all the things that one isn’t supposed to do, the things that you perhaps wouldn’t do with anyone else. Simply put, she loves her a whole fucking lot.

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