#so proud and so thirsty

[steponmesilco]

Thirsty

[duckkyy93]

Is kinnporsche the concert stupid and is just for cash grab? Yes. Did they just turn the series into a musical? Yes. Is the whole cast unhinged and kissing live infront of millions of people? Yes. Is it a live whorehouse? Yes. Do they think they are kpop idols and dancing to kpop music eventho they can’t really dance? Yes. Did I buy two tickets to watch it and I don’t regret it??? Definitely yes!!

[becca-e-barnes]

Pornstar bucky absolutely pounding into innocent naive reader and he asks if he should just cum inside her little cunt and give her a baby and she babbles and cries about how they have to get married first and he loses his mind at the thought of her being his perfect little wife 👁👁

Jeeeesus Christ, is this too much to ask for? 🥵

I love the thought of squirming underneath him, almost trying to writhe away because he makes you feel so damn good and he just won't stop. You'd be so beautifully overstimulated and I've always been obsessed with the thought of ps!bucky having a frenum piercing so do with that what you will. I've said it before but I imagine him like Owen Grey and I refuse to think of anything else.

"Silly little thing, just can't stop cumming, can you?" He teases, a cruel smirk on his lips watching the way you try to halfheartedly shuffle away from his thumb rubbing your clit. You can't cum again, God, you can't. But you're going to.

"B-baby please, it's too much." You whine, gripping the sheets as tight as you can, focusing on his face. If you don't find a point to concentrate on, your eyes are going to roll back and you know you'll lose yourself to another orgasm all too quickly.

"See, if it was really too much, you'd have called your safe word. The fact you haven't means that pretty little drooling cunt between your legs is more desperate to be filled up than you realise." His voice is low, the rhythm of his thrusts getting sloppy. Your body has been trying to coax his release from him for far too long and he's just about ready to give in.

"W-what? No, you can't! We're not married yet, I can't get pregnant!" Your head is only really half in that protest because he makes it sound far too appealing.

"Not married yet? Fuck, how about we fix that? Shit, just imagine. Pretty little Mrs Barnes with her husband's baby in her tummy. You'd look so perfect like that. M-make the best little wife for me." He grunts, totally lost in the image of you that's bouncing around in his head.

He's so lost that he can't even stop himself. There's no pulling out in time and once he's started he might as well finish. His cock throbs inside you, shooting streams of hot cum so deep inside you, you're sure they're painting your cervix. There's nothing either of you can do. Nothing but lie there, sweaty and fucked out, panting hot breaths against the other's skin.

"Fuck." Bucky groans as he pulls out, offering you a bright smile. "Well, I've heard we'd have a better chance of getting pregnant if you get off after I've cum inside you so you're gonna have to manage one more for me, sweetheart."

[taintandviolent]

AI AUDIO -- tw: screaming, bloody?? sounds. [just a preview!!]

[ijustthinkevilunoisneat]

[valiantstarlights]

This spicy fic is brought to you by the meme post by @notallsandmen , my tags on that post, and feral post-midnight hyperfocus.

[At OP's request, I'm putting the two CWs before the cut as well. The 1st one is Hob suffering (in a good way) because of slutty!Dream, and the 2nd is piss kink. 😌]

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"Dream."

Hob's boyfriend, the horny anthropomorphic bastard, just hums around him inquisitively and Hob has to clutch at the sheets. He literally just came a minute ago and he still feels a little overstimulated. "Darling, really, I need to go to class."

A shake of the head, with Dream stubbornly looking away from him. His tongue laps at the underside of Hob's cock. A really persuasive argument in Hob's opinion, but... "Look. I know you don't even need to breathe down there, but some of us still need to perform basic human bodily functions and--oh, fuck--"

Dream has started bobbing his head up and down again in protest, eyes now glaring balefully at Hob. The clutch of his mouth is so good and wet, his throat tight but greedy, and Hob is the one losing the battle here. Has been losing both the battle and the war, actually. (He doesn't really mind all that much.)

"Look, please, if you won't let me go to class, then at least let me go to the bathroom to pee." Even to his own ears, Hob sounds desperate. That's because he is, at this point. Dream had been on him since early last night, simply vanishing Hob's clothes when Hob protested that he literally just got home and has yet to put down his keys.

It was so hot, seeing Dream so desperate and hungry for his cock, but their play has also never lasted this long. It must be going close to ten hours by now, and Hob is going to get urinary tract infection if he persists on holding back his pee.

And yes, he's not exactly gonna die of it, but he'd really rather not experience the discomfort.

"No."

The answer came from the room itself in Dream's voice. Hob jumped a little. It felt like being in a movie theater, surrounded by the sound of the actors' voices, instead of the their voices coming from a single direction.

(Thank god he managed to hold his pee back from that jumpscare.)

"So you can speak when your mouth is full, but you're just choosing not to," Hob concludes, brushing his silly (sexy) boyfriend's hair away from his lovely face. Dream smiles smugly, or at least, as smugly as he could, with his spit shiny pink lips still wrapped around Hob's cock.

Hob sighs. "Tell me what to do then. You don't want me to go to class, fine. I'll call in sick. You want to warm my cock forever, wonderful." Dream purrs at Hob's approval of his current course of action, and the vibration travels down to the very center of Hob's body. Hob grits his teeth and tries to breathe through it. How many times has he come since last night? How many times has he come in his sleep?

Christ, it's all so ridiculous, but Hob is so stupidly in love with this impossible being between his legs that he finds even being used past the point when his balls are empty to be arousing.

"But, jesus fuck, stop deepthroating me for a second. I'm trying to have a...ah! A conversation with you here. What about my pesky biological needs? Any plans for that?"

Dream shrugs. "Let go." The sound came from the room again and not from Dream's lips.

"I beg your pardon?" Hob did not wheeze out. No, he has more dignity than that. And no, surely Dream does not mean what Hob thinks he means.

Dream huffs through his nose and sends a vision to him, an image of Dream on his front, in bed, mouth wrapped around Hob's cock, as the Hob in the vision bites his lips, a look of concentration on his face, hips and thighs twitching a little. The Dream in the vision starts sucking, and Hob saw a little trickle of watery liquid, definitely not cum, spill a little from Dream's lips.

Fuck. "You want me to..." Hob gulps. His cock twitches inside Dream's mouth. Never mind that for now. Does Dream really...Is he really asking Hob to..?

Dream rolls his eyes at him and surfaces from his deepthroat to lick at Hob's cockhead, the tip of his tongue tense and lapping at the slit on the tip of Hob's cock.

Hob curses. "Do you really want me to--fuck, Dream--calm down for a second--"

Dream ignores him and only holds on to his thighs harder, nails digging in, eyes alight with mischief and hunger both.

Hob feels like he's slowly going insane. He curses Dream a bit in his head, his depraved, diabolical, insatiable little sex kitten, and slowly lets go.

Dream, kinky bastard that he is, seals his mouth around Hob as soon as he feels Hob obeying his order and, eyes twinkling in amusement, starts drinking.

Fuck. It shouldn't be so hot watching his boyfriend drinking not only his cum but also his piss.

"Who would've known you'd be a little piss slut, huh?" Hob asks him breathlessly, fondly, still going, still feeling goddamn strange to be pissing while in bed after more than 600 years of doing it somewhere else, like a normal, civilized human, and thrusts his hips a little.

Dream moans and goes down on him deeper, one hand reaching down so he could jack himself off. You would think he was a man dying of thirst in the desert the way he's gulping Hob's piss down.

"And to think you're usually so prim and proper," Hob continues. He knows Dream loves it when Hob talks dirty, and frankly, Hob likes the pretty shade of red that spreads from Dream's face down to his lovely chest when he internalizes Hob's words. "Probably should bring you to school with me and use you whenever as my personal urinal."

Dream chokes on his moan at Hob's words and a little trickle of piss escapes from his mouth. He is quick to rectify his mistake by sealing his lips even tighter around Hob's cock and going even deeper.

"Fuck, of course you'd like that," Hob says, panting, shaking his head. He was beginning to trickle off, the worst of the pressure relieved, but he still has some left in him. "Tell me, Dream of the Endless, would you rather drink my piss just like you're doing now, or should I piss in your hole and plug you up so you could squirt everything out when we get home?"

Dream comes with a little muffled shout, a hint of teeth grazing against Hob's cock as his throat works on drinking down the last of Hob's piss.

Hob sighs and falls against the headboard, relieved that at least that's over with. He was about to pry Dream off him so he could get out of bed and cook them up some breakfast, but then Dream whines, mouth still around his cock. He still looks needy, so helplessly horny, squirming against the sheets and sucking on Hob's cock again.

Hob makes a noise that was a mix between a bark of laughter and a whine. "Are you fucking kidding me right now?" he asks the ceiling. "Am I, at some point in my immortal life, going to get my cock back?"

Dream's refusal to answer that has Hob groaning into his hands.

"Fine. Fine. One more hour. I'll call the department in the meantime, and if you want some pancakes, you're not gonna act like an enthusiastic slut when I'm on the line."

Dream hums happily around him.

Hob is very not looking forward to calling in sick. He looks at Dream suspiciously. Dream looks innocently back up at him.

Yeah, no. Hob is just gonna send an email both to the department and his students.

--

"Good, darling?"

It has been literal hours since this morning, and Hob had only gotten his cock back around lunchtime, when his stomach growled so loudly that Dream whined in distress, probably remembering a starving Hob back in the 1600s.

Good old 1600s Hob, saving present day Hob 333 years later.

"Yes," Dream says, a bit of honey still on his lips. He has a plate of pancakes in front of him piled high with berries and drizzled liberally with honey. He looks like the cat that got the cream, caught the canary, and terrorized an entire village. "The pancakes are excellent, and I am looking forward to coming with you when you go to work so I can serve as your personal urinal. Shall we start tomorrow?"

Hob groans and bonks his head against the dining table. Maybe he should just fake his death a little earlier than usual this time.

[rucow]

mood for this morning when i woke up and watched last night's show for the first time 😃 oh my GOD

[elvenbeard]

🏳️‍🌈 Vince & Kerry at Night City Pride (9/10) 🏳️‍⚧️

After so much sugar in the previous posts of this series a little bit of spice is needed too :3 Vince and Kerry are both, they are very sweet and affectionate and goofy with each other, but just as much a little rough-and-tumble with a kinky side.

In the vein of kink being an essential part of Pride I thought I'd try and visualize an idea I've had for a while and include it in this series, even though it's not "on location" like the other pics so far. I like the idea of them having a sexy photoshoot like this done somewhere, so maybe it's still something that goes down on the same day as NC Pride, or at least around the same time, and they combine the two occasions xD

The idea for this originates from a joke with friends I had, to change their ship tag to "Kinky Kings" and honestly, it would fit them XD I do love "to bad decisions" more though, because it encompasses more of their personal stories than limiting their dynamic solely to what they do in the bedroom (or in the car, or against the window...).

Combine this little joke though with me dreaming of making a pinup calender of fictional characters some day, and you'll get a first attempt of making something spicy and playful while still tasteful.

Slightly more "steamy" and "playful" version with some additional props below the cut xD

[Poses are from the Seductive Input Pack for AMM]

I want this as a poster now xD Or maybe turn it into a full-on magazine cover? We'll see xD

[mildmayfoxe]

to most people yoga is relaxing but to me, with the tightest muscles in the world, extremely out of shape in most ways, prone to very painful headrushes if i suddenly stand or sit up after being on the floor, it's uhhh. pretty hard

[lewislcver]

this clip has me in a chokehold.

[ladybugsimblr]

iambkay introducing vybez. headphones for music lovers. a mood. a moment. an experience you don’t want to miss. available now worldwide. #LoAndB #Vybez #WeBack #TakeOver #StayReady #BFlySeason

d-lo get with the winning team. vybez. for life. everything sounds better with these headphones. old albums. new albums... #LoAndB #Vybez #WeBack #TakeOver #StayReady

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simshaderoom welp Bailey Kay and D-Lo woke up this morning and said eff you pay me. they are coming for our wallets with these new headphones and sounds like they’re gonna hit us up again later with new music??? are y’all here for it?! it’s a hell yes for us! but does someone have a hookup for a free pair?

d-lo 🎧 #HeardAboutUs #Vybez

rubberbandshan yesssssssss! another day, another bag for the queen. so here for it! it’s giving classic. it’s giving glam. it’s giving royalty. it’s giving your faves could never. take my money bk! stay ready so you don’t have to get ready!

bflyhive i know this album is about to be🔥hive, get your coins together! i’ve been saving so i’m straight. i have album money, headphone money, tour money... whatever you’re selling, i’m buying!

c.spiracy i don’t know... i guess i can forgive, but i’m not forgetting everything that d-lo put our queen through. 

bkstan c, don’t stress. we all have a past and clearly they’ve dealt with it and moved on. did you miss the new music part?! focus on the positive!!!

kingb i’m so proud of our fave simsta king. bk finally let him back on the team for real for real. playing on the run and bonnie and clyde right now! #Vybez

dizzydes i see someone does have time for photoshoots and ads. interesting...

rubberbandshan he is pressed. bothered. perturbed. molded. i’m cackling! pack it up dizzy. time to go home. you lost. see you never.

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thank you to @pralinesims for gifting us on your birthday. obsessed with the insolence headphones and knew bk had to have them.

[thisisjustmywritingblog]

Yea you really showed your sluttiness at that concert lmaoo but I don't blame u Yunho is the best man with big hands, everyone is a little weak in the knees for him

i love me a man with big hands 😭 but i also love a short king so really i think I just love men🙃

[hua-fei-hua]

alright whenever you have time (and also the energy) I would love to hear your thoughts on the lantern rite epilogue! Have a good day <3

we're going to pretend that people following me will care abt genshin 3.4 lantern rite spoilers so we're gonna put my entire deranged mess under a cut hahaha

*gently holds* MY XVS......

truly this lantern rite had EVERYTHING although truth be told, like, the way venti was kind of shoehorned in was a little disappointing. i felt a little bit baited by the way the 3.4 TRAILER HAD THAT ONE CUT RIGHT where it goes from VENTI PLAYING THE LYRE in the harbor to XIAO LOOKING UP AT THE FIREWORKS outside of wangshu inn, and then we see the xiao bit in the actual cutscene on day 2, but absolutely none of venti until the epilogue. and also we never see venti playing the lyre during the event story so it's like. whoever edited that pv absolutely had xv on the brain. like. what the hell was that it was magical i feel higher than a boat right now

BUT ANYWAY like i don't even care how obviously shoehorned in venti felt bc the interactions were all SO PERFECT i love love loved them. i loved the way hu tao just RAN INTO WANGSHU INN and started shouting for xiao, and then talked death to him until he was like "yeah sure i'll go to your dinner". they are so besties i love them their friendship is everything to me.

THE WAY. XV INTERACTED. IN FRONT OF US. xiao just like "well. um. there's this. um. um." TOTAL PANIC MODE n venti had to SAVE HIM with like "huuuh? did you forget already? i'm a bard!" like HELLO why do they need a COVER STORY why are they making up COVER STORIES TOGETHER WHAT WERE THEY DOING TOGETHER IN THE MARSH EARLIER like what kind of GAY SHIT--

also i'm pretty sure when xiao started explaining his relationship to venti, venti fluttered his lashes at him. like, i recorded the whole quest (bc i didn't last year with the final part n i REALLY WISH I HAD bc i STILL remember the dRAMATIC GASP i had when we had that one beiguang moment in the cutscene), and when i rewatched it earlier i was like. "HANG ON. DID HE JUST FLUTTER HIS LASHES" n rewatched it like three times. maybe my game was just stuttering BUT IT DEFINITELY LOOKED LIKE IT and maybe i'll gif it when i get home from work tonight

BUT ANYWAY (2) point is that the expression work this time was ON POINT like whoever's doing all that over at mhy hq needs to get a raise pronto. venti going (¬‿¬) at all the other immortals was so immaculate. you aren't subtle little man!!!

it's probably just shipper goggles on to an extent, but i feel like the xv implications were really strong this time around, with the parallels to that fontch guy's ancestor, and the guiping n everything... i'm kind of disappointed that we don't get to actually hear any of venti's unobstructed thoughts on xiao; like the ribbing n implications at the dinner are a lot of fun (like, they were totally making out in the marsh before dinner. we all know this. it's very clear imo), but it kind of makes me wonder why we can hear xiao like... do his Very Heavy Implying abt venti's importance to him (though again, he doesn't outright say anything-- we know the full extent n depth of xiao's feelings abt venti (romantic or not) bc we can read his character stories, so technically really he hasn't told us jack squat in the current canon timeline), but the best we get from venti are smug expressions. those expressions are very telling, ofc, but a very unhinged part of me wishes that mhy didn't feel the need to wrap up the xv in layers of allegory and metaphor and just outright heard one of them say, "this person is very dear to me." i know it's just the rabid shipper in me, and i need to be sedated, but i was really kind of hoping that we'd see the allegory w/the fontch guy's ancestor n madame ping lifted away at the end n, like, see or hear it be bound to xv outright. just for purely self-indulgent purposes o(--(

but anyway (3) i also love love loved all the playful ribbing, witty banter, and prev event callbacks btwn the characters!! hu tao n venti canonically making a pact to be poetry friends was SO GOOD you just KNOW hu tao is gonna commission venti to compose a JINGLE for wangsheng advertising purposes later, while zhongli n xiao are like, "this meeting never should have happened. we are all doomed." somehow i legitimately forgot that xq n venti know each other from irodori n was like, "...huh?" when xq mentioning knowing venti for like, a FULL two seconds. the way venti was like "damn you know i was right outside this entire time. can you believe the way some people ignore the wind?" n zhongli was like "hahaha (✿◡‿◡) the harbor is very busy this time of year (✿◠‿◠) it is very hard see or hear an individual person's whereabouts (^人^)"

AND ALSO. PAIMON BEING ELECTED AS THE "MOST DISTINGUISHED GUEST." PAIMON YOU GOT IN THE WAY OF MY DERANGED SELF-DELUSIONMENT MANY TIMES THIS LANTERN RITE BUT THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY. i thought it was interesting how no one nominated venti. like i was kind of expecting xiao to do it (but ofc he nominates traveler) which is fair honestly, n then i was like "IS LUMINE GONNA NOMINATE VENTI????" but then she nominated paimon n paimon was like "wait... me?????" n it was just EXACTLY like a bunch of adults telling the little kid they are the most specialest ever n they should have the honor of doing The Thing. as that little kid growing up, i know the feeling very well lol

there are other bits i'm just,,, rotating around in my mind, like venti and kazuha hanging out on the alcor, the way xiao goes "i can't taste the difference in xiangling's special almond tofu" when you go visit him afterwards, ALL THE GANQING THAT HAPPENED IN THE MAIN STORY I'M SO HAPPY FOR THEM I'M SO HAPPY FOR ME I WON VERY HARD THIS LANTERN RITE, n like,,, yeah!!!!

[honeymoonhospital]

Drawing thinspo in my notebook xoxoxo

[fallenstarcat]

sometimes i feel like people forget autism is a disability. and that’s not a bad thing! i’m all for disability acceptance, im proud of my disabilities. but i feel like we forget autism can hurt.

it hurts that i have to put more time and energy into socializing than others.

it hurts when i need to move so bad, usually cause im overwhelmed by either my surroundings or emotions, that i thrash and hurt myself.

it hurts that i cant be in places that are too loud or too bright, which on bad days can be as simple as a small, quiet noise or dim lights.

it hurts that i struggle to tell when im hungry, thirsty, tired, etc. so i can’t properly take care of myself. it doesn’t help my insomnia and i get very nauseas and get UTIs.

i 100% believe in autism acceptance. i don’t want a cure. but i also want us the acknowledge that it can hurt. it doesn’t mean my entire life will hurt, but some parts will. and i want a community where we can see both sides, see the hurt, and celebrate it anyway.

[bylightofdawn]

Alright, got to about 1,500 words tonight in Chapter 27. I had some rough shit happen earlier tonight so I'm shocked i was even able to buckle down enough to write it.

I can't talk about anything since it's got semi-important story spoilers but omg Jaster Mereel's B+ Parenting might actually make it to a n A- before this fic is over. I'm squealing over all the family feels and stuff going on in this chapter. It's sparking much joy.