#soap's the biggest mama's boy ever

[thejacketscloset]

The awaited Soap's father post :3

Soap's relationship with his father was the definition of complicated, but he never quite realized that until he was old enough to be enlisting.

He never recognized the issues they had when he was young, all he really remembered was the confusion he felt towards his Father at times. He didn't understand how he could change his moods in moments, go from being furious about dinner not being put away to laughing at his mother in some backhanded way.

It's only in his teens when he starts to understand how wrong it is, how it's not normal to be walking on eggshells around your own father every day. He also comes to a very important realization; His mother deserves so much better than that shitbag. With that realization, his homelife begins to go downhill.

Soap would defend his mother with his life, so when he notices she's the target for his Father's jackassery he begins putting himself between the two. He starts to take the brunt of the jokes made at his expense, and eventually what turns into basically verbal abuse.

And what was once a complicated and unsure relationship becomes a straight up hostile one. Soap loses any respect for the man he once had, let's him know so regularly.

The tip of the iceberg is when the verbal abuse teeters just a bit too far, his father's rage runs a bit too hot, and he dares to lay a hand on Soap.

Soap swings back. A fight breaks out, ending in his Father being kicked out and his mother being overwhelmed with guilt. And Soap? All he feels is shame.

Shame that in the end, he only reflected the same anger that had been turned onto him for years. Shame that he became what he feared of being most in that moment when emotions took over. He had promised himself that he would never be like his father, but with that promise broken Soap wasn't sure how to go forward.

He enlists soon after. The fight wasn't the only reason he did so, but it's a strong driving factor. After the fight his mother went through with a divorce, leaving his family in a tight place for funds. Another reason he enlists.

He sees the guilt his mother still carries, and he cries with her when he tells her the news of his enlistment, but it doesn't change his mind. He apologises to her, for that and a million other reasons. But most of all, he apologizes for forgetting what she taught him about being kind, and for letting that rotten man influence him for too long.

Now, in his family of a task force, Soap decides that enlisting was one of the best things he has ever done. While he still carries guilt of not being there with his mother to help care for his siblings, he knows he would never change his mind about any of this. Through his life he learned how to use his anger, when the best time to channel it is. But most importantly, he learned where his kindness belongs, and that he should never withhold it from the people who care.

[ackermansupremacy]

Random Headcanons I have about the Marley kids if you parented them in a Modern au:

I love my kiddos 🥺

Gabi:

• A handful

• From her very babyhood you knew she would be a handful, but v fun!!

• The type of baby to try to stick forks and keys in electrical wall sockets when shes unsupervised for 0.2 seconds

• Also wildly strong??

• Picks up furniture n shit

• When she gets older she 100% would be addicted to a gaming console

• A roblox kid

• Spends all her allowance on robux

• On her schools soccer team and in band

• She gets a note sent home from school with her at least once a month

• Has a very messy room with multiple band posters strewn about

• You later find out all the posters are covering holes in the wall

• “...Gabi?” “Yes?” “Is that a hole in the wall?” *Throws another poster over it* “NO???”

• Super sporty

• The kid that all the other moms are like “I wish my kid was like that!”

• You just smile cuz they don’t know the chaos you deal with at home :’)

Zofia

• The quietist baby...never cries

• The only times she did cry were BLOOD CURDLING SCREAMS OF AGONY

• You took her to the doctor as a toddler cuz you thought she was deaf only for her to just be ignoring u lol

• Shes so quiet that you never hear her walking around so sometimes she’ll be right behind u and u have no idea and it scares the hell out of you everytime

• When she gets older shes a straight A student

• Starts ballet and is really committed to it

• Also joins a club at school, probably the debate club

• Reads a lot

• Practically lives at the library

• Really wants another sibling but won’t ask.

• Loves spending time with you (watching tv, doing puzzles, etc...)

• Watches a lot of reality tv but will never admit it

• Just a really good kid

Falco

• Dramatic baby

• Like,,,,

• Sits on the floor and starts crying cuz he thought he fell*

• Likes his big brother Colt more than he likes u

•Very mobile...He goes missing every ten seconds cuz hes always crawling or running away.

• When he gets older hes the most responsible kid ever

• Has a pet hamster with some dumbass name like gregory

• Absolutely distraught cuz he thought it died...soap opera style wailing

• Only for it to be hybernating cuz its cage was in front of a vent in his room

• “Why are you crying?” “Gregory is dead!” “...Falco honey hes asleep,”

• Joins the soccer team cuz Gabi did

• But hes p good at it!

• very musical and plays a lot of instruments

• Super into marvel

• Plays fortnite

• Def helps his elderly neighbors with things and flexes it

• Makes you a really proud mama/papa :)

Udo (my fav :’))

• The biggest mamas boy from birth

• CLINGY

• The kind of baby that just...always cries

• But hes so cute you can’t help but feel bad :(

• A very curious toddler, wanders off a lot to look at random flowers, bugs etc

• Separation anxiety

• Probably has night terrors

• Sleeps in ur bed until hes like 11

• A minecraft kid

• Has the creeper backpack and everything unfortunately hes that kid

• A band kid, he plays the clarinet and is super passionate about it

• Lives with Zofia at the library

• Also knows random facts about like everything??

• But theyre cool to listen to :)

• You do everything together :( he loves helping you cook and showing you his band stuff

• All his friends hang out at your house cuz your the “cool mom”

• He’ll never be embarrassed about loving his mom as much as he does :’)

To numb the pain of some of my babies dying :(

[mollymauk-teafleak]

just as much as all those years ago

Please consider reblogging and leaving a comment over on Ao3!

This is for my ever wonderful girlfriend @spiky-lesbian who is just the Best and will always be the absolute Best and I love her very much. Returning to my favourite comfort AU and of course it’s angst I write.

Trigger warnings: descriptions of an injury, specifically a burn

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Memories were funny things for Juno Steel.

They came when he didn’t call them and hadn’t asked for them. When he needed them, he couldn’t find them, only the ragged edged gaps where they’d once been. And they were never whole either. They came as sounds, one random lyric from a song his brother used to warm up to or the sound of his mother’s footsteps in the hall or the way the coffee maker in the HCPD had always sputtered close to the end of its cycle. They came as smells, Buddy’s hairspray or the way the hallways had reeked in his old high school, the milky smell of when his babies had been brand new or Rita’s goddamn salmon things. They were fractured and jumbled and awkward to hold.

And they were so hard to tell from reality. One moment Juno was up to his elbows in soapy water, taking advantage of the boys actually going to bed at a reasonable time to get the dinner dishes done. He was whistling a song that had been on the radio as he’d driven back from the office, tapping the hell of his bare foot against the tiles in time with the beat that existed only in his head. He was tired, he had a few new aches to catalogue and he was perfectly happy.

And the next moment his nose was full of burning ozone, scorched fabric, heat and blood.

Juno froze, hands stilling and letting the plate he’d been soaping drop back into the water. Suddenly he was pulled into a handful of times and places at once. He was at the practise range at the academy, he was trying not to be sick the first time a perp had shot at him, he was pounding on his brother’s bedroom door and begging him to answer, he was lying on the floor of the Carte Blanche and seeing Sasha shake, he was a cop, he was a kid, he was a pirate, he was a twin without a brother. All because of a smell in the air.

And he might have shook himself, pushed it all away and told himself not to be an idiot if he hadn’t heard the voice and realised it wasn’t a memory.

“Mama? I...I’m sorry…”

It wasn’t a memory. Juno whirled, eye wide, heart no closer to restarting in his chest. His oldest daughter stood just behind him, holding her arm tightly with a hand that trembled, with skin that was ashen and a face wet with tears. His old coat was black from elbow to shoulder, one stripe of it completely gone and giving a glimpse of raw, red skin. A laser burn from a distance, it had just glanced off her but it was enough.

She looked so scared.

“Bianca?” he breathed, not really wanting to believe this was actually happening. His daughter was off on a job, of course she could never tell them much about it but she was meant to be off being young and reckless and having fun and swinging on starlight, just like her daddy did.

“I...I thought I got away but I missed one of the guards,” Bianca’s voice was tight, adrenaline clearly the only thing holding back the pain, “Mama…”

Juno swallowed hard, putting a firm, hard foot on his panic and shoving down hard. His baby girl needed him and when it was over he could go and find a quiet corner to scream and cry and rage about it. But for now he needed to get a goddamn grip.

“Bathroom,” he moved forward, sliding an arm to take her weight, just in time as her knees buckled.

Suddenly her free hand was bunched in his shirt tight enough to pinch his skin, his arms holding her as easily as if she was two instead of twenty two. As if she was as small and delicate as she had been then, when he’d first met her and realised just how much he’d be willing to give to keep her safe…

No. Not now.

He went to call for Nureyev, he was doing yoga in their bedroom, but Bianca’s hand tightened and she gave a strained, pained whine through her teeth.

“No,” she begged, breathing coming hard and shallow, the pain of her wound coming in through the cracks as she realised she was safe and didn’t need to run on sheer adrenaline, “Please don’t, not until...not until it’s covered up, I don’t want him to see…”

Juno went to protest but stopped himself, they didn’t have time and he couldn’t say she was wrong. Nureyev didn’t need to see this part, his husband’s field medicine skills weren’t as practised and when he saw the state their daughter was in, it wouldn’t even have mattered. He would freeze and he would break. Juno didn’t blame him in the slightest, he’d nearly gone himself, but he couldn’t hold both of them together.

So he kept quiet and carried his daughter to the poky bathroom of their apartment, moving quickly and quietly as he could past the twin’s bedroom.

“You need to keep talking for me, kiddo,” he said through gritted teeth, as soon as the door was shut behind them, “Tell me how you got in without any of us hearing you. Give me all the details.”

Bee Bee managed a weak chuckle as he sat her down against the edge of the bath, “I’m not giving you all my secrets, mama…”

Juno could dredge a smile for her, if she was going to make the effort, throwing it over his shoulder as he wrenched open the medicine cabinet and pulled out one of the many emergency first aid kits stowed around the apartment.

“Then give me all the moons of Jupiter in size order, biggest to smallest. I know your daddy made you memorise them.”

Bee Bee swallowed hard, shifting as she started to slump, “Um...Ganymede. Callisto…”

“Good, good girl,” Juno was more focused on pulling out the scissors and cutting away the ruins of the coat sleeve so he could start cleaning and dressing it, but as long as he could hear her talking he knew she was conscious.

“Io…oh mama, no, your coat…” Bianca tried to lean away from the blades.

“Bee Bee, I don’t know if you noticed but I care about you a little more than I care about some ratty old coat,” Juno sighed, ignoring her weak protests.

He couldn’t help but wince as he saw her arm, fully exposed. The bolt had only grazed her but clearly it had been set to kill, it had scorched a clean edged, diagonal path along the top of her arm. If she hadn’t been running away, if the person had fired a second before…

Juno shook himself and focused, it was clean and wouldn’t need more than a gentle dousing with cold water which he quickly set to. Don’t think about what could have happened, focus on what’s in front of you.

It broke his heart when she hissed in pain, the second where she clearly wanted to pull away from him, however much he could rationalise it. But he’d been doing some version of this for a long time, from the first time Bee had caught her tiny fingers in the door on the Carte Blanche.

“Hey,” he gently reached over and turned her face to him, “Just look at me, okay? You’re doing so well.”

His brave Bianca took a shaky breath and nodded, ‘Himalia is next. In the size order.”

Juno smiled with a soft, tired pride, motioning for her to go on as he applied a thin layer of salve and started to bind it with the smart tech bandages that wrapped tightly around her arm with no effort from him. They’d hold it fast and safe, healing the torn and blistering skin underneath until barely a trace remained.

But Bianca wouldn’t forget this. This would be another one of her memories, the ones that would come up when least welcome and stop her in her tracks when she thought she was safe.

Juno contented himself with doing what he could for her now. He helped her up, though her legs were still shaky, helping her take shuffling steps to her bedroom, the one they still kept exactly as she’d left it the last time she visited. Neither he nor his husband could ever bring themselves to move anything around, happy to admit to themselves that they were just waiting until their daughter came home again. So the old stuffed animals were still lining the bottom of the bed, the books were still piled on the nightstand, there were still soft blankets ready for her to sink down onto.

“Right,” Juno brushed a hand over her curls, “Now water, painkillers and lots of rest. Got it, kiddo?”

“Yes mama,” she sighed, leaning into his touch, “Um...I think I want to see daddy now.”

He saw the guilt flicker through her dark eyes and he softened it with a kiss to her forehead. He understood the instinct to protect people you cared about, feeling like you couldn’t let them see you cry or fall or hurt because you’d see just how much they cared about you and it could be so scary. Knowing so much of someone else’s happiness rested with you.

He left her to get settled, needing to take a few deep breaths as soon as the door closed. Just a little longer.

Nureyev was just stepping out of their room, his long hair pushed back from his face with a band that had probably once been Bianca’s. He looked calm, content, and his whole face lit up when he saw his wife walking towards him. Having to watch all that unravel, that would hurt Juno as much as any of it.

He tried to speak clearly, concisely, only repeating again and again that she was fine, that there would be no lasting damage or even a mark. But he wasn’t sure any of it actually got through after he finally said the words ‘Bianca’s been shot’. Because that was when he pushed past him and started running down the hall. Cursing under his breath, Juno took off but couldn’t hope to catch his husband on those legs, only getting there when the bedroom door was already open.

He was braced for tears, he was braced for the anger that sometimes came when Nureyev was feeling too much to hold within himself and had to lash out to try and grasp some control. He was braced to have to pull his husband out of there.

What he found was his husband and his daughter embracing as tightly as her wound would allow.

“I’m sorry, daddy,” Bianca was sniffling, har face pressed to his shoulder, where it had always fit so perfectly ever since she was small, “I know you said to check, you said and I thought I did but…”

Nureyev shook his head, his own voice thick but steady, “No, no, it’s okay. You did nothing wrong, as long as you’re okay.”

“Promise?” Bianca mumbled, still sounding a little like a child wondering what her punishment would be.

“Oh my treasure,” Nureyev drew back to hold her face in his hands, “I promise. All I care about is that you’re whole and well and...and next time, you will see it. You’ll get better and better every time, just like I did. I just couldn’t be more thankful it was no worse but...next time will be better.”

Bianca’s face flooded with obvious relief, she’d clearly been worried her daddy’s first response would have been to ground her. Juno had to admit, he’d expected it too.

Nureyev only touched her bandages lightly, checking everything was in place, “But...if you wanted to stay here for just a few days just while you healed? We could make room for you?”

Bianca gave a tired smile, rolling her eyes, “Only if you could make the room, of course.”

Juno leaned against the doorframe, giving them a few more moments together before joining them, giving Bianca some time before having to endure both of her parents fussing over her. As he watched Nureyev draw Bee Bee back in to hug her tightly and let her rest against him, he felt other times overlapping it, other times he’d seen that light in Nureyev’s eyes, the smile he saved only for their babies, the way they clung to him and looked to him for safety. He felt the years they’d spent together as parents, the memories sending warmth running through his chest, soothing the anxiety still gnawing there, giving him a few more hours before he’d need to release it. Hopefully Nureyev would be in his arms by then.

Memories were funny things for Juno Steel. But some were everything.

[bagels-and-seagulls]

can you continue the prompt where matteo told david that the pill he sells are for him

part one +  bad boy matteo

-when matteo is sixteen, he walks out of his class in the middle of a spanish test to promptly throw up into one the of trashcans that’s sitting in the hallway as he stretches his collar thinking about how he can’t breathe, the he hasn’t been able to in weeks, that he’s never been able to get oxygens down into his lungs ever at all. his teacher follows after him and rubs her palm soothingly in circles on his spine as she whispers things to him that don’t really make sense to matteo at all, not that it really mattered that it did. have you ever had a panic attack, matteo? she asks with a small, pinched smile when he finally straightens himself out and gets a breath down his throat, and he responds that he doesn’t know what that means. 

-he gets sent to the nurse, and he tells her that he doesn’t know why he’s there, that he’s fine now, perfectly fine. and the nurse just shakes her head as she writes down the name and address of a doctor and tells him to make an appointment. 

-he doesn’t. he’s fine. 

-after the second time that mama has been hospitalized in five months, matteo spends hours screaming into his pillow until it’s raw and dry and forces him to stop all on its own and then spends four days sleeping on and off, ignoring school, and calls, and texts, and the knocks on the door. jonas bullies his way into the apartment on the fifth day and tells matteo that he’s worried, that this isn’t normal, that he needs to get help because he can’t keep watching his friend go on like this, that it’s killing him. 

-when he’s seventeen, matteo digs out that little piece of paper the nurse gave him and makes an appointment with a doctor that has her office in the same building as mama’s. he tries not to think too much about that fact because he knows he won’t go if he does.

-he forces himself into the appointment with a doctor who keeps her hair flowing down around her shoulders and she patiently smiles at matteo over the desk as he awkwardly introduces himself. and matteo sits there and tells her that he doesn’t sleep too well most days, and that he gets sad sometimes, and that there are times when his heart starts beating so fast that he thinks it’s going to beat right out of his rib cage, and that he’ll get real angry, for no reason, none at all, but then he just gets tired. and he tries to answer her questions after she asks him, slow and careful, even though it makes him feel like he’s being cut right open down the middle and looked at with a microscope and flashlight. he goes home with a couple of prescriptions and detailed notes about when and how to take them.

-he goes through three anti-depressants in the span of a year and it makes him feel like this was all a waste of time, that it wasn’t helping him at all, that there was no hope for him. and his doctor tells him to just give it a little more time, that these things don’t happen overnight, that they take months to atually start working the way their supposed it, and that they’ll figure it out if matteo just keeps trying. 

-one night, in the middle of a party, matteo takes some valium over in the corner of the kitchen because the music is just a little bit too loud and the people a little too close, and it was making his clothes feel like they were getting smaller and smaller and the room hotter and hotter. he takes it, hoping that no one is paying him no mind, that no one sees, and when he turns around, someone must have because a girl walks up to him with a polite and overbearing smile and asks if he was willing to share at all. and he learns in the middle of that party that people are willing to pay a pretty little penny for these sorts of things. 

-matteo starts a steady business selling adderall and valium by the time he’s even thinking about university, grateful to have enough money to put food on his plate more than two weeks in a row. he has extra scripts that he gets from a doctor who doesn’t care too much about what matteo is actually telling him, too busy wanting him to get out of his chair as quick as he can that he’s willing to write whatever prescription matteo rattles off to him saying he needs it. he still goes to his real doctor though. he goes and tells her the truth, the whole truth, and he always keeps those pills tucked away for him first and only because after a couple of years together, he thinks that she might actually get him, if only enough to help him. 

-when he’s nineteen, he meets a boy that takes his breath away in a way that doesn’t feel bad, and he doesn’t have the heart to tell him what’s really going on in his skull, to show him the bottles he has tucked away behind his bathroom mirror next to the colorful bottles that hans got for him to make them all a little easier to swallow. so he keeps it to himself, keeps it so long that he almost forgets he was keeping a secret at all. 

-when matteo’s nineteen, he has a breakdown in the middle of a party because some guy touched his arm in a way that made something ugly and mean wake up in the middle of matteo’s chest, and he feels like the biggest idiot, the biggest loser in the whole world, as he’s panicking right on the curb in the middle of the street over some guy who touched his shoulder the wrong way, just trying to calm himself down as david is watching, his concern and his worry written into the way that his hands shake. and when they go home later that night, matteo still doesn’t know what to say, what to tell him, so he doesn’t say anything, doesn’t explain as david looks after him, waiting for some answer, some explanation, because matteo is too chickenshit to take him into the bathroom to rip the mirror back, saying, i’m fucked up, a boy with a broken heart and a broken head, and i hope this doesn’t ruin everything, doesn’t scare you away. i hope you’ll sit with me in the morning over coffee and hold my hand after i take my pills. but as he’s sitting there, not being able to do anything except puff on joint after joint, he never finds the energy to do any of that. 

-i take valium, matteo whispers when it’s still early and his lips are feeling a little loose from the previous night, and it doesn’t feel too scary saying this when the sun isn’t up. for panic attacks, he adds, and i take a thing for focus, and for the sadness, and another one if i take the valium and still feel like i’m suffocating. and david hums as his face is tucked into matteo’s shoulder as he’s rubbing circles into matteo’s stomach with the back of his knuckles. i hope you don’t think it’s weird, matteo admits. no, no, baby, david says, it’s not weird. and matteo hums, my therapist’s name is cindy. she’s nice. david kisses the knobby part of his shoulder as he reels him in closer, that’s good, baby. that’s good. 

-matteo takes his pills in the bathroom each morning with the door closed because even though david knows, the idea of him watching the way that matteo opens each bottle and knocks a pill out into the poorly painted cermic treasure chest that hans made him before knocking them back all at once makes his palm start to sweat and his neck start to itch. so he never shows him. instead, he locks the door. 

-he gets sick one day, sick as a dog, and can’t get out of bed at all without feeling like he’s going to spill he’s insides right out onto the carpet as soon as he stands up. and david’s worried, like he always is, and looking after him the best he can, bringing him soap and tea and checking his forehead for a fever like the good little bedside nurse he is. i need my pills, matteo mutters out at one point and tries to push himself up. no, no, stay right there, david says and goes to push him back down, i’ll get whatever you need. and matteo looks at him for a minute because he really doesn’t want david to, doesn’t want to see him come back with the bottles in his hands. it’s okay, matteo says, and david just pushes him back down again. bathroom mirror? he asks and pushes the hair off of matteo’s forehead as he smiles at him gently, and matteo swallows thickly and nods, feeling like his tongue was too heavy in his mouth all of a sudden. and david disappears and comes back just as quick with every bottle that had matteo’s name printed on the side of it, and matteo just stares at them for a minute, where they’ve all tumbled into his lap after he dropped them there. okay? david asks as he sits on the bed next to him. i- uh, and matteo shakes his head because it sounds stupid even to him. hey, what is it? david asks, resting his hand on matteo’s arm and ducking down to meet his eye. i need the- need the chest thing, matteo whispers, feeling like a fool. okay, david says easily with no fanfare and kisses his cheek before he goes and retrieves that for matteo, too. matteo goes through his morning routine, dumping the pills he needs into the little chest, taking them all at once, and tries not to think about david looking at him, watching him. do you want more tea? david asks when he’s done, and for some reason, it makes matteo relieved. 

[kyn19]

1 THROUGH 98! I WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWERS AND I CAN'T STAND GETTING THEM PIDDLING BIT BY PIDDLY BIT!!!!!

Lmaooooo what a fuckin Mood. Thank you!!!!! Also, you’re getting Drunk Kylie answers which are arguably the Best answers. For the courtesy of everyone’s dash, answers are below the cut!! <3 <3 <3

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

Coffee mugs! I have a sizable collection lmao #WriterLife

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

omg such a tough one, both are aces. seriously I can think of so many combatting pros & cons!! the only fair way i can currently conceive is which i would want weed in. Which is lollipops bc (#UnpopularOpinion) pot makes chocolate taste bad.

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

both are great, but def bubblegum.

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

“Pleasure to have in class” in true Gifted Child fashion

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

i’ll rate them in order: 1) can (absolutely preferred), 2) bottle if alone but plastic (lez be honest, Red Solo Cup) if with company, 3) glass (do not like)

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

#1 goth all the way. Pastel and Formal guest appearances

7. earbuds or headphones?

headphone, bc earbuds usually hurt my ears.

8. movies or tv shows?

first of all, how dare you. second of all, tv shows ONLY BECAUSE if all my fave movies were given tv shows so that they could last longer i would choose so

9. favorite smell in the summer?

idk i guess pool chlorine? dislike summer

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

bruh fuckin none. elementary school: too long ago to recall. middle school: escaped having to take gym at all. high school: had a medical excuse to take online PE. least athletic girl u know

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

i don’t have bfast bc eating close to when i awaken makes my tummy upset

12. name of your favorite playlist?

hmm 4-way tie between “#motivate #bitch” (gets me pumped to work) and “Friends Of The Illness” (my playlist of songs about and/or artist who are mentally ill) and “Ominous/haunting” (speaks to my creepy side) and “Bad Bitches” (self-explanatory amirite)

13. lanyard or key ring?

Key ring. Straight up I use an extra shoelace as my key ring string, despite owning multiple lanyards.

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

god another fkn hard one. Listen y’all, you dont understand how much of a sugar fiend i am. candy is my JAM. Starbursts, Sour Straws, Skittles, Jolly Ranchers...who can choose?!

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

“Ceremony” by Leslie Marmon Silko. Highly recommend!!!!!!!!!!!

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

laying down lol sitting is for suckers

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

combat boots like the gay i am

18. ideal weather?

low 70′s degrees (F*), intermittent showers during the day but clear starry skies overnight

19. sleeping position?

mostly fetal, mostly on my side but chest is towards the bed, one arm under the pillow under my head

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

Laptop. I used to love writing in notebooks, but ya girl got weak fingy joints nowadays

21. obsession from childhood?

pfft as if they aren’t the same obsessions i have now

22. role model?

so many!!!!! Jameela Jamil is the first that comes to mind

23. strange habits?

lmao i am ass-deep in idiosyncrasies, if you ain’t read the blog title already

24. favorite crystal?

i don’t know anything about crystals. does blue topaz count? cuz that’s my birthstone and i like that one a lot. i even had the foresight to pick that as my engagement ring’s stone in my utterly preposterous & failed relationship

25. first song you remember hearing?

oh wow, no idea. music has always been huge for me. probably either a Britney Spears or Mary J. Blige song???

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

stay inside lmao

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

WEAR SWEATERS & DRINK HOT CHOCOLATE, BITCH!!!!!!!!!

28. five songs to describe you?

oof ok, hard, but here goes:

“Here” by Alessia Cara

“Wannabe” by the Spice Girls

“I’m Just a Kid and Life Is A Nightmare” by Simple Plan

“No Daddy” by Teairra Mari

“Brick By Boring Brick” by Paramore

29. best way to bond with you?

i am straight up not easy to make friends with (bc my own bullshit, not trying to be pretentious), so bonding is hard. the best way is probably a combo of queer + memes + loves food + correct morals + being the dominant talker

30. places that you find sacred?

Libraries, locally owned coffee shops, Walmarts at 3am, playgrounds in the middle of the night, side of a rural road at 12am, my bed

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

Blazer + shirt with a titty window + high waisted plaid pants + platform booties

32. top five favorite vines?

OMG I LOVE VINES OK OK OK OMG I LOVE SO MANY SO HERE ARE JUST THE ONES I QUOTE THE MOST OK:

Josh Kennedy: “What’s up my name’s Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how to read”

Sarah Schauer: [dont remember the beginning] “didn’t you..?” “sleep in this? yes. mama needs A DRINK”

Evan Breer: “What’s up my & my boys are going to see Uncle Kracker - give me my hat back Jordan, do you see Uncle Kracker or no - *gasp!*”

Drew Gooden: “Road work ahead? Um yeah, I sure hope it does...”

Nathan Enick: “Yo how much money do you have?” “69 cents” “Oh you know what that means!” “...i don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets :( ...”

33. most used phrase in your phone?

bruh like how even am i supposed to answer this?? like texts or Siri requests or????? bc if it’s Siri requests then it’s 100% for arithmetic

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

Stanley Steamer. you kno the one

35. average time you fall asleep?

3:30am

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

bitch i’m a 90′s child of the internet, i was around the web before YouTube launched, i was there when the first modern memes were fucking conceived. i will say the biggest repository of meme culture that i was a part of was YouTube and icanhazcheezburger.com & its side-sites.

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

duffel - Tie-Dye Girl from the Lindsey Lohan “Parent Trap” made quite the impression on me

38. lemonade or tea?

Lemonade! hate the leaf water

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

Lemon cake! Not a meringue pie girl saly

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

I’ve been to a lot of schools yo lol. My undergrad college was def the “weirdest” ofc, bc it was an art school lol. An instance that stands out was a string of “Solid Gold Clit” graffiti after a Sophia Wallace visit to campus right before i started there.

41. last person you texted?

My bff triad pals @backwardswriter and @bristarshine

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

damn tough call. Probably jacket pockets bc i’m more likely to have those as a lady who wears lady-targeted pants

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

Hoodie

44. favorite scent for soap?

Plum!

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

Fantasy, though sci-fi is a solid 2nd. Not much of a superhero gal

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

.....underwear only. Sometimes an oversized t-shirt too.

47. favorite type of cheese?

Mozzarella!!!

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

I would want to be like a pomegranate, but i’m probably a nectarine

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

“If you hope for the best but expect the worst, you’ll never be disappointed.”

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

bitch i’m a giggle monster, i taught myself to be easily amused as a survival mechanism.

51. current stresses?

My own lack of discipline.

52. favorite font?

oooooof i have so many ok. too name a few: Centaur, Garamont, Book Antigua, Times New Roman, Montserrat.....mostly Serif fonts bc I’m an old books bitch

53. what is the current state of your hands?

I don’t love my hands (how homophobic of me, I know). Currently they’re kinda dry and full of sandwich

54. what did you learn from your first job?

what kind of boss I like. also that my customer service voice is frighteningly pleasant

55. favorite fairy tale?

Original tale: Thumbelina. Adaptations: Snow White.

56. favorite tradition?

uhhh Thanksgiving feast I guess? i am not a traditions gal

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

I am very very fortunate to not have a lot or a severity of these. The ones that I’ve had the worst of are: gender discrimination/harassment as a woman, hardcore emotional abuse in a relationship, and heavy heavy mental illness

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

Tangible talents: writing, lying. Intangible: A+ imagination, useless trivia.

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

“I support you!”

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

like if Tokyo Mew Mew and Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni had a baby

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

Again, how dare you. Like literally, asking me to pick a favorite line from something is like asking what my favorite breed of dog is. Legit impossible

62. seven characters you relate to?

Ananka Fishbein (Kiki Strike series), Mermista (She Ra & the Princesses of Power), Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter), Gwen (Total Drama), Rori Gilmore (Gilmore Girls), Villanelle (Killing Eve), Andrea (St. Trinian’s)

so like all very- to semi-weird white girls lmao

63. five songs that would play in your club?

[by the term “club” i assume that i’m limited to pop and electronic music. even with the limitation, though, a super hard question]

“Talking Body” by Tove Lo

“Hot in Herre” by Nelly

“Because the Night” by Cascada

“Nails, Hair, Hips, Heels” by Todrick Hall

“Break Free” by Ariana Grande ft. Zedd

64. favorite website from your childhood?

pretty much any doll franchise’s site (Barbie, Bratz, My Scene, Polly Pocket, Diva Girlz, everGirl, etc you name it)

65. any permanent scars?

Yep. One by a dog scratch (it was honestly a weak/shallow/innocent scratch, i still have no idea why it scarred at all), and a few from a car crash last year

66. favorite flower(s)?

i don’t really like flowers? i usually just say Forget-Me-Not’s for ease

67. good luck charms?

bitch idk but i’m knocking on wood just from thinking bout it

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

you ever taste that chocolate Laffy Taffy? vile bruh

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

I am annoying enough to know how i learnt all my facts, but the funnest fact I like to annoy people with is that ducks have corkscrew penises evolved from their main form of mating being rape

70. left or right handed?

Right (like any ol’ simp)

71. least favorite pattern?

polka dots

72. worst subject?

MATH and also PHYS ED

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

One time whilst high, I put nacho cheese Doritos on a tuna sandwich. Winning combo, I’m telling you

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

My pain tolerance is straight up unpredictable, so like anywhere from a 3 to a 9

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

5 years old

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

Mashed potatoes

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

I am not a plant person. Moss.

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

fucking neither but i at least like coffee so i guess the former....

(i know, it’s tragic and barbaric that i dislike sushi, i wish i had another answer for you)

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

Neither lmao - I got them within a month of each other (six years ago) so they’re essentially the same photo.

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

Jewel!

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

I mean those are the same bug so I assume this is asking about which terminology I typically use/prefer. Which i would say both bc I’m a cultured ho

82. pc or console?

I don’t game so I guess PC lmao

83. writing or drawing?

Writing but I like both

84. podcasts or talk radio?

damn neither lmao I can’t focus on non-music audio only. I guess talk radio, just bc I can do like ten minute radio segments at least lol

84. barbie or polly pocket?

both were lit but I had more Barbies

85. fairy tales or mythology?

not to sound like a broken record but FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU? second of all, I essentially consider them in the same category at this point in modernity, so my answer is Yes.

86. cookies or cupcakes?

Cupcakes, but both are exquisite

87. your greatest fear?

spiders, heights, clowns, seeing bad things happening to animals, that my consciousness will exist even after death, y’know normal stuff

88. your greatest wish?

to transfer myself into one of my fave fictional worlds

89. who would you put before everyone else?

dogs, next question

90. luckiest mistake?

i make a lot of those honestly, so who knows

91. boxes or bags?

LISTEN I LOVE CONTAINERS OF ALL SORTS, YOU CAN’T MAKE ME CHOOSE, IM PANSEXUAL FOR A REASON

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

FLASHLIGHTS, BITCH

93. nicknames?

Ky, KyKy, Moonshine, SugarTits, Goog Bones

94. favorite season?

Autumn (yes i call it that instead of Fall bc i’m a pretentious ass bitch lol)

95. favorite app on your phone?

Tumblr, c’mon

96. desktop background?

Currently a digital art painting of a flowing stag in a swamp that I downloaded from DeviantArt. I change it every few months though (to other downloaded digital art from DA that I collect periodically lmao)

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

Seven - mine, my mom’s 2 numbers, my grandma’s, my pop’s cell and office (also my old office) numbers, and my childhood house phone number lol

98. favorite historical era?

Golden Age of Piracy, specifically bc the piracy lol

Thank you so much for the asks, this was so much fun!!!

[whitelotus-ffxiv]

“If you laugh one time, two of your worries will disappear, little cub.”

My father squishes my face between my hands as I sniffle, and I look up at his face. There is no handsomer man in all of Doma or Hingashi or Garlemald, I tell myself. None of them have his pretty ocean eyes or the lines that crinkle around them when he smiles, or his dimples, and he smiles so often that they seem like they’re always on display. His hands are big and calloused from hard work, and his shoulders are broad and strong, and I like him much better than any soft prince my mama has told me stories about.

Baba is more like a warrior, I think. A strong warrior from a simple background that people could look up to. And, as he comforts little me because I’d cried over seeing a dead mouse that Hui the cat killed, I let myself sink into his words and into his safe arms.

“Is it really true?” I ask around another sniffle, and my father smiles again, nodding at me.

“There are many cures in this world, but your baba has found only a few that really work like nothing else.”

Shifting, he holds a hand up, ticking a finger down for each cure he lists.

“Salt, in the form of sweat or tears or seawater, and then laughter, even if nothing is funny. If you can find something to giggle over, your worries melt away. It fixes hearts. Don’t cry, my sweet baby. It’s not happy, but Hui the cat is just doing as kitties do. Do you know why he brought the mouse to you?”

I shake my head, and my father tweaks my nose gently between his fingers.

“He wants to make sure you eat, silly! You never bring around dead mice, and so he figures you must be a very terrible hunter. Since you’re his favorite person, he must take good care of you! He didn’t want to make you sad, Xiu-Xiu. He’s just worried about your hunting skills.”

Something about Hui the cat critiquing my hunting skills makes me hiccup a giggle, and my father’s sunny smile grows, feeding off of it. Leaning forward, he tickles at my tummy until my peals of laughter fill the courtyard, and then he swings me up in the air to spin me around, like I was a bird in the sky.

Just like that, so quickly, so easily, my worries that, to my four year old brain - the mouse and the lack of paints to decorate my rocks that I had been talking about beforehand - were desperately important fade away. They fade into the laughter, into the joy that jolts through my body, and I feel okay again. Baba was right. But of course, he’s always right. No man is smarter than him, either, except maybe Hui the boy, but he’s just that - a little boy.

And it’s the same boy - my big brother - that I call out to as our father sails me back into our apartments in the inn, still above his head. Our mother clicks her tongue and warns him to be careful as the scent of her most famous dumplings reach my little nose, and I squeal, gently kicking my legs until I’m set back to my feet. I zip through the kitchen, weaving around my mother, who reprimands me that the stove is hot and to be careful. At the table, Hui is diligently taking peas from their pods.

He was always good at those chores. I was only good at them when I was able to sneak most of the peas into my mouth rather than let them get gathered and cooked.

“Little cub, go and wash your paws,” my mother chides me, gently. “No dirt beneath your fingernails before dinner. And that goes for your father, too. Go on!”

Giggling, I hug her around her soft tummy, and she smiles, kissing the top of my head. I scrub my hands and nails carefully next to my father, who places a pile of soap on my cheek and makes me squeal again. Mama calls for us to come back to the table, and I flop onto my cushion - it’s the pretty pale yellow one - beside Hui, looking up at my long suffering older brother with big eyes.

“Pea?” I ask, and he smiles as I lean my head back, tossing one of the tiny vegetables into my mouth. A cry of victory rings out between us both as tiny me is able to catch it, even though he had thrown gently and close to be certain I would not miss.

“I painted lots more rocks today,” I tell the family proudly, and my hand is patted before I remember mama needs to offer thanks to the kami. Clapping my hands together, I bow my head and listen to her brief prayer before crying out my enthusiasm and agreement, to the softer chorus of my brother and father.

“I painted lots of rocks,” I continue, “and the guests in— in room three really liked them so I gave them my tiger one and then I gave Bao the chicken the rock— the rock I made that is a flower because she likes eating mama’s flowers so I thought maybe she would like my rock flower, too. It’s in the hen house!”

“Do you think Bao will share her rock flower with the other chickens?” Mama asks, and I nod sagely as she leans over, putting rice in a small bowl beside me while baba makes sure Hui isn’t taking less food so that I can eat more.

“We have enough, son,” I hear him murmur gently, and my big brother hesitates. He’s been worried ever since a doctor told my parents I might grow up tiny since sometimes we don’t have lots to eat, but I know it’s not true.

“You gotta eat lots, Hui!” I chirp, kicking my legs and my dirty little feet lightly beneath the table. “Don’t worry! I’m gonna be— I’m gonna be taller than baba! I’m gonna be as tall and strong as the biggest tree in the forest!”

The words make Hui smile, and I grin, remembering what our father had said.

Laughing once can make two worries disappear.

“And then you can live on my shoulders ‘cause they’ll be like my branches and use my hair as a blanket to keep warm because it’s thick and—“

Hui starts to giggle as my mother lightly and affectionately boops me on the nose.

“If I had half your energy,” she says with a faint smile, but I’m satisfied. Hui laughed and that meant it would help him not worry. He’s the bestest big brother who always takes care of me, and he needs to be happy, always.

“That’s our little ray of sunshine and our breaking dawn,” baba says with a smile, glancing between me and Hui. “We love you, kids. Now eat up so we can play music for our guests after we’re all done!”

The promise of music is enough to get me to start stuffing my face. Our parents had the prettiest voices and our guests always loved to listen. They like my dancing, too, and I like how shy and happy Hui gets when he’s praised for how he plays the koto. They always tell our parents that we’re pretty or cute or handsome, in Hui’s case, and it makes mama and baba look so proud. They even let me play my little erhu, even though I’m just small and still learning, but mama says I’m doing a good job and that I get better each day.

Blissful days, in our strange, chaotic inn that seemed to possess no layout that made any sense. The ghosts, too, liked when we played music. They liked when I left them origami or rocks that I painted, especially the ones that used to be parents or other little kids. One ghost lady told me that someday, I would marry a prince, after I brought her a gift, and I frowned.

“That doesn’t sound any good, though,” I told her. “Being a princess would mean I have to follow lots of rules and I don’t want to follow all those kinds of rules. Are you sure it’s not a... a bandit! Or maybe a pirate, or musician—“

The old ghost lady chuckled at me and shook her head.

“Maybe he will be a rapscallion after all,” she relented, a glint of amusement in her eyes, and I didn’t know what that meant but I liked it so I peppered it into conversation every day for a week before I learned a new fun word to use.

‘Pompous.’

Princes would be pompous. No. It simply wouldn’t do. I wanted to marry an adventurer or maybe a nice farmer like baba was, and I sang all about it to our guests that night after dinner, and they laughed and they looked happy.

I hope, if they had any worries, that all the laughter would make them forget at least two.

[evilrubberducke]

Better Together

I’ve been planning on writing a longer fic for a while now, one where I can address a few issues I have with cannon. So, here’s a litle teaser! A Quirk!Izuku story that may be a little different from what you remember. I hope you enjoy!

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Chapter 1: Where We Came From

“Izuku, honey, do you want some katsudon?” Inko asked tentatively.

He only shook his head in response, his one unbandaged eye never wavering from the computer monitor in front of him. He’d been like that since they returned home from the doctor’s office earlier that afternoon.

At first she thought it was the painkillers keeping him numb, but as the hours wore on Izuku didn’t so much as twitch. He simply watched his favorite All Might clip over and over again, letting it auto repeat rather than using the mouse to adjust anything.

Inko wished he would cry, or scream, or do something other than sit there. It couldn’t be healthy for him to bottle his emotions up like that, not when he had always been willing to cry at the drop of a hat before today.

She wanted to reach out to him, to hold him close to her and to tell him everything would be ok. She wanted to bandage his poor heart just like the nurses had bandaged his face that morning after the accident at school. More than anything, she just wanted to make her son’s pain go away.

But she couldn’t do that. After all, what good were words in a situation like this? Any comforting things she whispered to him would only be lies after all.

When she had heard the doctor’s pronouncement, her heart had shattered. Her son, her precious, beautiful baby boy had been told by the world he already wanted to desperately protect, that he couldn’t be special. Not like everyone else.

She wondered if it was her fault. All of her immediate family had Quirks, even though none of them had anything truly spectacular. However, she did remember hearing stories about her uncle, who had been born without a Quirk. She’d never met the man, as the family had always kept him at arm's length. They had sent cards at every holiday, bribing young Inko with sweets to sign them before they had told her the story, but he was never seen at any of their get-togethers.

It certainly didn’t come from Hisashi’s family. His two other children, the ones in America he thought she doesn’t know about, both had fire Quirks like their father. They even took after him in appearance, with barely any other their mother in them.

Izuku, on the other hand, was her son through and through. She had always thought of that as a blessing, but now she wondered if that lineage had doomed him from the beginning.

A tiny voice broke through her swirling thoughts, and brought her attention back to Izuku. He had turned his chair around to look at her, his uncovered eye looking sunken and lifeless. Behind him the brilliant smile of All Might was frozen in place, a perfect contrast to the pain that was evident in those deep green eyes.

“Mama...” His voice shook as he spoke, and in the corner of his eye tears finally began to form. “Mama, can I be a hero?”

In that moment, Inko’s heart truly broke. She stumbled forward and wrapped her arms around her son, holding him tightly as her own tears began to flow in earnest.

“Oh, Izuku, I’m sorry.” She paused to hiccup as the words refused to come to her. “I’m so, so sorry.”

They stayed wrapped in each other's arms, tears flowing freely until Izuku finally cried himself to sleep. She carried him to his bed, All Might’s face seeming to mock her from every direction. For as long as Izuku could understand what a hero was, the man had served as a source of hope for her son. Now, she wonders if he’ll ever be able to look at his favorite hero the same way ever again.

A part of her was tempted to call Mitsuki so that she could have a shoulder to lean on, but she resisted the urge. Her friend had her own troubles after all, and she didn’t need to add to them right now. She would call her old friend tomorrow, when she had had some time to think. Instead, Inko turned the TV on, muted it, and attempted to lose herself in a foreign soap opera.

It would be many hours before she finally managed to fall into a fitful sleep.

--

<It’s not fair!> Katsuki thought to himself.

It seems like everything has gone wrong for him, like the whole world has turned against him all at once. From his friends, to his classmates, to his own Quirk.

That was where it had started. Katsuki had been waiting forever for his quirk to come in. Plenty of kids in his class had theirs already. Tsubasa’s had come in way back in February, a pair of wings growing from his back in a span of weeks. Then more and more of their class started to get their Quirks, and Katsuki had felt more and more alone. Now it was just him and Izuku who didn’t have their Quirks, and Katsuki had been growing impatient.

And then his wishes had been granted. He didn’t just get any Quirk either, his was awesome! He could hardly wait for the weekend to be over so he could show it off.

When school had come around, he had been the center of attention, just like always. They couldn’t help but talk about how cool and useful his Quirk was. Even the teachers were impressed by the sparks that danced in his palms.

Just before the end of recess, his classmates had started a chant, begging him to show them what his Quirk could really do. Katsuki had been more than happy to oblige.

He raised his palms in front of him, like he had seen characters do in some of the old time anime he watched. The pose didn’t feel as cool as he had hoped it would, but he had soldiered on nonetheless. He pushed all his willpower into making the biggest firework he could muster, tuning out the voices telling him that he could do it as best he could.

The roar of the explosion that tore from his palms was deafening. It’s force blasted Katsuki back several feet, and he skidded along the hard earth until he came to rest near the far wall of the playground.

His arms throbbed painfully, his head swam, and his ears were filled with a piercing tone that made it hard to think. After what felt like forever he managed to sit up, and take in the aftermath.

The spot where he had been standing was chaos. The ground was scorched and smoked faintly. Their class’s flower bed which they had been carefully tending was beyond saving, with several flowers now burning, and the rest flattened from the concussive force.

But the damage to the school had nothing on his classmates.

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[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #158

nsfw warning, there’s quite a lot of sexual questions in this one.

Where was the very first kiss you had with the last person you kissed? My back porch. Do you have a best friend?  If you don't count Sara, no. As a kid, did you ever get in trouble for drawing on the wall?  No. What are your #1 priorities in life?  My mental health. Have you ever had your mouth washed out with soap as a kid?  Been threatened with it, but no. Do you believe in a lot of conspiracies?  The only one off the top of my head that I believe may have some credence is the "our world is a simulation" theory.  It sounded ridiculous to me before I learned more about it.  If you're into this stuff, I totally recommend reading about it, it truly is interesting.  I lean more towards that it's false, but.  Possible. Being told to eat more is as offensive as being told to eat less?  Hm, not sure.  I guess it depends on the situation the person is in. Have you ever seen a ghost?  I believe so. What emotion are you most likely to hide?  Jealousy. Explain why you last ‘had to lie’.  Because I knew she'd be mad if I told her the truth, she called me out and I sincerely apologized, told her why I lied, and, as expected, was mad about it. (: Feeling guilty about anything?  Not really. Have you ever been through a phase of thinking emo guys were hot?  That phase never ended lmao. How old does someone have to be to be officially an ‘adult’ to you?  18. Anything you find gross that no one else does?  Probably... but nothing's coming to me.  Oh, actually ear gauges. ^ what about attractive?  Well I know some people hate most piercings besides ears. Have you ever dated someone that could play an instrument?  Well Girt played in high school band, but I doubt he still knows how to play. What makes you nervous?  Um everything????? Weirdest picture you’ve ever taken of yourself?  Who the hell even knows, but probably those pictures I took with Summer years back. Any bridges near where you live?  I mean, no *big* ones.  But I mean bridges are everywhere? Do you have a Gameboy?  Yeah, old as fuck. What do you do when you feel alone?  Most likely talk to Sara. Have you ever traveled by train?  No. Do you have a dirty mind?  Not especially. Ever had to have someone help you walk before?  Yes, after I fainted or when I've been very dizzy. Ever been kicked out of anywhere?  No. Do you truly HATE anyone?  Not anyone I personally know, but like rapists, abusive people, etc. Most historical/famous landmark/building you’ve been to in your country?  No clue. How long does it take you to apply your makeup?  It depends on what I'm putting on, but not too long regardless. Favorite flavor for most things?  Strawberry or chocolate, depending on what it is. Do you care what people you don’t know think about you?  Maybe a bit too much. Ever taken pictures in a photobooth? Who with?  Yeah, friends, ex-boyfriend. When was the last time your computer had to be repaired?  Now lol.  I've been using my sis's old one for months. Do you know how to knit? If so, do you do it often?  No. Have you ever flown before? If not, do you ever intend to?  Yesss, learned to love it.  If I have the window seat. How annoying are your neighbors?  The old woman to the left is super nice, according to Mom.  Don't know much about the ones to the right, other than my initial judgment is kinda negative just because of how they kept filthy yard sale shit in the front yard for literally months.  It's probably very shallow to judge over that, but like.  It doesn't make you look very good to keep couches and such sitting out in the elements with the intent for someone to actually buy that. Have you bought anyone their Christmas presents yet?  No. What are three of your favorite songs to sing?  Hmmm, not sure.  Lately I guess "This Is The House That Doubt Built" by AD2R, "High Hopes" by P!ATD, aaaand.  I should know this.  I sing in the car quite a lot lately.  OH maybe "LA Devotee" also by P!ATD, Brendon's just great to sing along with. What is your favorite ride at the fair?  Ahhh ferris wheels.  But I also love carousels my fat ass will still ride them. Would you ever marry someone who was lower class?  I usually delete purely stupid questions, but????  Honestly fuck you if that's a deciding factor???????  Work together to climb out of the lower class, the fuck?????????????? What color is your recliner?  We don't have one. Who do you write letters to the most?  I don't really write letters, but I've sent Sara a few lovey-dovey notes. Who is a singer that has given you chills?  Amy Lee. Do you get carsickness?  No. Which style of wedding dress is your favorite?  BALLGOWN. What’s a good boy’s name that starts with the same letter as yours?  The name that immediately came to mind is Bryson. Name 5 things you don’t believe in.  Horoscopes, soulmates, tarot cards/fortune telling, prayer doing absolutely anything, and the fucking outrageous anti-vaxxers.  A fucking disease that hasn't been seen in forever came back recently because of their bullshit.  Vaccinate your damn kids, for the love of god. If you had all the money you needed and didn’t have to work, what would you do to fill your time?  T R A V E L Do you ever get nervous about where your future is headed or are you just going with the flow?  Both.  Don't know which I lean more towards. Have you ever received a hickey from the last person you kissed?  No. Have you ever held hands with the same sex?  Yes. What is your mom saved as in your phone?  "mama bear." Ever made out in a pool?  Maybe very briefly??  I don't remember. Do you change your phone background a lot?  Nah. Have you ever made someone so mad that they broke something?  No. Do you tend to fall for people who don’t return your feelings? History says not usually. Who is someone you aspire to be like? Does anyone??????  Who reads these?????????  Not know??????????????????????? Do you believe in fate? No.  You make it.  What would honestly be the point of living if fate was true?  You're just walking through a story instead of writing it. Do you believe that humans are inherently good or evil? I lean more towards mostly good, judging by how we have a natural conscience. What turns you on? VERBALLY EXPRESSING YOU LOVE ME, sarcasm wars, "make me"/that kind of shit, playfighting, do not grab my hips or it's over, neck kisses, lip bites. What is your favorite type of foreplay?  Don't play with my boobs or it's also over. Do you believe in the death penalty?  For extreme offenses like rape and murder with no sign of guilt or wanting to heal, fuck yes I do.  I'm not even sure if you should give them a chance at rehabilitation. Do you use sex toys? By yourself or with a partner, or both?  No, but being with a girl now, I would. Have you ever done role-play?  Not irl/sexually because FUCKING AWKWARD, but I'm a serious forum meerkat RPer, in other words it's not a silly/playing around thing, but literally writing a story with others. Favorite sex position? If you’re a virgin, which position interests you? Uhhh no clue of the name, but probably where I'm pretty much sitting on his lap with my legs around him. Favorite dessert?  Hmmmm probably cake. What quote or mantra do you live by? Mark's "life hard, shouldn't you be too?" because it's the best inspirational innuendo I've ever heard. Where is the craziest place you’ve ever done it? Uh I guess the floor, nothing really notable. Do you judge people for what they wear or how they express themselves? It depends.  Definitely not by what they wear.  If how you're expressing yourself is harmful to others, yes, I will judge you. What was the best orgasm you’ve ever had? I've never had one.  I was right on the verge once, but panicked and stopped because I was actually kinda fearful with how extreme it felt.  And my family was home so I was worried about crying out. Do you shave or trim your pubic hair?  Trim a bit, yes, but I don't pay much mind to it. Have you ever/would you ever do anal? Nononono noooot into anything going up my ass. Biggest sexual fantasy?  Don't really have one. What’s more important- length or width?  Why?  I'd imagine length because depth, but I've only done one guy, so I wouldn't really know.  There are so many dirty questions in this one. What are you known for by your friends and family? The meerkat-obsessed, very reclusive and quiet weird one. What is a dish you are dying to try?  Nothing, really. What political affiliation do you associate yourself with?  Independent.  I'm such a mix. What is the worst experience you’ve ever had with food? Diarrhea to the point of blood AT MY GIRLFRIEND'S HOUSE FOR MY FIRST STAY after I tried a way rarer steak than I enjoy.  My stomach is seeeensitive to "different" food. Do you talk dirty during sex? Not very much, I'm shy. My relationship with my siblings: Not real impressive.  I'm not as close as I wish I was to any of them. My relationship with my parents:  Good.  Mom is everything. What I find attractive in girls:  I will find good tattoos attractive on.  Anyone.  ESPECIALLY SLEEVES. Favorite video game series?  Silent Hill. Favorite video game hero?  Spyro.  Duh.  I'm getting a small and adorable tat of him some day. Favorite video game villain?  Pyramid Head, if you consider him a "villain." Favorite video game boss?  Hmmm as far as fighting goes, most likely Avion from SotC.  Phalanx is my favorite in general, but getting on it two-three times is so tedious. Least favorite video game boss? I hate the Cenobia fight also in SotC so much.  Takes forfuckingever to get its armor off, anyone who's played that game knows the amount of flailing/losing your grip is horrendous, and if it knocks you down once you're most likely fucked. Do you like t-shirts with text on them?  Yesyesyes I'm a sucker for geeky graphic tees. Have you ever had foreign candy?  I don't believe so. What’s a candy that you absolutely can’t stand?  Twizzlers. Is there any piece of technology you want to buy?  PS4, drawing tablet, new phone. When is the last time you bled?  Now because being a woman is fun. Would you rather use hand soap or hand sanitizer?  Soap.  Feel cleaner. How many video games do you own?  Lots. Have you ever been to a casino? If so, which one(s)?  No. Have you ever visited a sex shop?  No. Have you ever had a scary encounter with a wild animal?  No. What do you normally do while waiting for your food or drink to arrive?  Talk to those with me. Describe one of your most emotional farewells.  Me and Jason's final talk. How have your tastebuds changed since you were a child?  Used to love peas.  Hated mashed potatoes.  I was crazy about Sprite, now I hate it.  I'm sure there's more. Who was the last person you cried in front of?  Mom. What was the worst mistake of your life?  Letting someone be my whole world. If you were pregnant, would your parents make you keep the baby?  Um, no????  I'm an adult???????  I would only keep it if my life wasn't endangered though.  And even then I wouldn't wanna be and the child would be put up for adoption. Have you ever donated blood?  Yes. Have you ever been to SeaWorld?  As a child, yes.  Would never go again because it's fucking animal cruelty. Do you like avocados?  asdkjfaowj no. Is your Facebook profile private?  Yes. Do you remember your locker combinations from high school?  I didn't have a locker in high school, but middle school, nope. Who were your best friends in high school?  Jason if you count s/os, Hannia, and Girt. Who was your first boyfriend or girlfriend? Aaron was the first with the title. What insects are you afraid of?  Get roaches away from me.  And beetles. Who was your first best friend (apart from a sibling)? Brianna. What was your favorite thing to do at sleepovers when you were younger? Hm, I dunno.  I guess just talk and play together. What time of day were you born?  Noon. What is the best hairstyle you've ever had?  I like what I have now I tell you hwat. Do you think you look better with dyed hair or natural hair?  DYED. Do you think your look better with curly hair or straight hair? Straight. Do you think you look better with bangs or without? Everyone looks better without bangs tbh. Do you think you look better with long hair or short? Short. When you look at your baby pictures, do you recognize yourself?  Not always. What is your favorite thing to do in the pool? Swim around. Cacti or seashells?  Ohhh that's hard.  I think seashells, but if you include all succulents, them. Dreamcatcher or wind chimes? Dreamcatchers. Have you ever taken a picture at the perfect moment? Hmmm maybe? What color(s) eyeshadow do you wear the most? Black is all I wear. Beyonce vs Rihanna? Probably Beyonce?  She has a better voice to me, dunno whose songs I like more. What’s your favorite horror movie? Both of the The Blair Witch Project movies. Would you say you have a high sex drive or not so much?  I'd say it's pretty average.  I've noticed leading up to my period though I'm usually a horny mess. How do you feel about swallowing pills? Doesn't bother me.  I do throw my head back if it's a larger one, though. What animal is the scariest in your opinion?  Hmmm.  Probably the most dangerous animal, surprisingly the hippo.  They charge fast and suddenly and those teeth are fatal.  Now if I saw a hippo and I was far from it, I wouldn't be too concerned because I believe if you keep your distance they're good, I wouldn't be too scared.  Fear on sight though... probably sharks?  Quick and so toothy, plus they might mistake you for prey.  I'm aware how rare shark attacks are, but I still wouldn't be out in the open with one.  Visually scary, giant squids are just a big 'ole nope. A band or an artist you liked when you were younger, but not so much anymore.  Ummm... I dunno.  Probably something pop.  Or country (I know right, surprising). Come with an unpopular opinion.  Don't spank your fucking kids.  You're teaching them hitting others is sometimes the answer, gg. What’s fake about you? Like extensions, fake nails, botox etc.  Nothing. What’s considered cheating in your opinion?  As soon as you're flirting in a clearly non-playful way. What about favorite person to stalk on Instagram?  Mark, who knew. What’s the cheesiest thing you’ve ever experienced irl? Idk. Something you feared as a kid but don’t anymore? Needles.  The first time I understood I was getting my blood drawn, I deadass bolted, screaming and crying, to hug a pillar thing.  Multiple people had to help Mom to pull me away from it lmao.  Then when it actually happened, I was just asked, "... That's it?" Who was your favorite teacher in high school? Coach Collie. What are five of your favorite stores at the mall?  HotTopic, Spencer's, I would love Victoria's Secret if I wasn't a FAT FUCK, and that's... like it. What is the best gift you have ever given someone?  I'unno. What is the best gift you have ever received?  My dog. Has anyone ever spread lies about you? Jason's ex spread a rumor we had a baby.  Even though it was obvious through all of high school I was never pregnant???? Do you have an alarm system on your house?  No. Who do you tend to get in fights with the most? Mom, as far as people still in my life. Would you prefer a small, intimate wedding proposal, or a big-scale, over-the-top proposal?  The former, definitely. Do you know how to properly eat food with chopsticks? No. Have you ever gotten rid of something you shouldn't have and then really regretted it later?  Not really regretted. What's the best pizza place in your town? Domino's is Daddy. Which planet is your favorite, besides earth?  Saturn! Have you ever seen a double rainbow?  Ye. Did you win any scholarships as a senior in high school?  No, I don't believe so. Skeletons or scarecrows? s k e l l y  b o y s Do you like candy corn? Omg no. What seasonal candy do you think is gross? ^ What's one social media site that you're not on? Snapchat. What is your favorite wild animal?  Meerkats.

[chrisxrevans]

@callmescarlett && @yosebstan [a space-themed baby blanket; a basket full of organic perfumes, soaps, bath oils, scented candles and a loofah; a necklace with two little birds, and a charm with three stones; “I am your father” t-shirt and “You are my father” onesie]

I wish I could put into words how I’m feeling right now, but this joy is way beyond the English language. 

Scar, you have been such an amazing mom to Rosie, and I know this little boy is not only gonna have an incredibly compassionate, devoted, protective, loving mother, but a big sister who learned all those things from her wonderful mama. You have been my best friend for so long that I can’t imagine what I would do without you, and I have learned so much from you -- how to stand up for myself, how to be more independent, how to trust myself and my decisions. I am so beyond excited to watch you grow as a woman and a mother with this new baby, because I know it’s going to be incredible to see.

Seb, I have no doubt that you’re going to be an amazing father. You have the biggest heart and you are so incredibly loyal, kind, and funny. This kid will have one of the most precious gifts in the world -- a parent they can come to with any problem, and the full knowledge that you will not only listen to them, but do anything you can to help. I know that, because that’s what you’ve always done for me. You are one of the most important people in my life, and I feel so incredibly blessed that we are going to be first-time fathers together. 

Now for the presents! First, for the baby -- a fuzzy, warm space blanket, because I know how much you love space, Seb. You can teach him all the planets and the constellations while you’re putting him down for his nap. Second, for Scarlett -- a basket of “home spa day” stuff for when you need to take some time to yourself (don’t forget to take time for yourself, because now it’s more important than ever); and this necklace with two little birds, for Rosie and the baby, and three little stones, for Seb and the kids. This way, you can always have them close to your heart. And third, for Seb -- an “I am your father” shirt and a “You are my father” onesie for the little one. You guys can match while you’re laying on the couch watching TV.

I love you guys so much, and I’m so very, very happy for you. Congratulations!

xx -- Chris

[wirsindamselbenheimwehkrank]

Diesmal nicht dem Seemann zu verdanken sondern meiner Langeweile!

1. What is you middle name? oh gott die erste Frage direkt schon zu peinlich ey, kann ich nicht sagen, den kennen auch nur 3 Leute! 2. How old are you? too late to die young! 20! 3. When is your birthday? im März! 4. What is your zodiac sign? Widder, hehehehe 5. What is your favorite color? dunkles grün 6. What’s your lucky number? 666 7. Do you have any pets? ich hatte mal einen Hund, der irgendwann einfach nicht mehr gewachsen ist, obwohl er hätte kniehoch werden sollen. noch dazu hatte er asthma, deswegen hat er nach kurzem Bellen immer mehr gegrunzt und ab und an hatte er epileptische anfälle. das war bisschen verstörend. hat aber immer auf meinem kopf geschlafen, top vieh! 8. Where are you from? dort, wo es noch Inzest gibt 9. How tall are you? Der Seemann weiss es! da war ich heute echt stolz auf ihn ey! 10. What shoe size are you? fast so groß wie meine Nase hahahahaha 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? nicht genug! 12. What was your last dream about? mord und todschlag, wie immer 13. What talents do you have? ich kann total gut das R rollen! *fauch* 14. Are you psychic in any way? in every way 15. Favorite song? im Moment gerade Egon hosford von Connan Mockasin 16. Favorite movie? das würde jetzt ausarten 17. Who would be your ideal partner? ey die frage stell ich mir so oft 18. Do you want children? gott bewahre 19. Do you want a church wedding? nur wenn soap and skin gespielt werden darf! 20. Are you religious? ich hab mal des Teufels Bruder geküsst, zählt das?? 21. Have you ever been to the hospital? si claro 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? hm schon 23. Have you ever met any celebrities? also wenn, waren sie scheinbar nicht fame genug, weil kann mich jetzt an kein konkretes Ereignis erinnen. 24. Baths or showers? B A T H S 25. What color socks are you wearing? immer verschieden hehe 26. Have you ever been famous? Internet famous! 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? zu stressig, ich struggle so schon ey 28. What type of music do you like? bin 10/10 ein Indiekid 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? no 30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 4 31. What position do you usually sleep in? in einem burrito, gebaut aus decken 32. How big is your house? Ne freundin hat sich mal verlaufen nachts auf dem Weg zum Klo und hat mich dann ganz panisch wach gemacht und gesagt: ICH FIND DAS BAD NICHT MEHR HILFE PIPI 33. What do you typically have for breakfast? hass hass hass 34. Have you ever fired a gun? wasserpistole! 35. Have you ever tried archery? no 36. Favorite clean word? was das??? 37. Favorite swear word? hässliche Sacknaht! 38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? 2 Tage 39. Do you have any scars? ja 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? uh ja 41. Are you a good liar? ich? nein! 42. Are you a good judge of character? .... 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? ein paar wenige 44. Do you have a strong accent? gute Frage! 45. What is your favorite accent? FRENCH! 46. What is your personality type? small and bitter aka human espresso! 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? ein Cape! 48. Can you curl your tongue? no :( 49. Are you an innie or an outie? boa ey was ne bescheuerte frage! 50. Left or right handed? linkshänder! 51. Are you scared of spiders? gott ja. als kleines kind, sass ich mal mit meiner Mama auf dem Boden. Wir sassen vor der Couch, warum auch immer. Mitten im Satz reisst sie die Augen auf und ich merk nur, dass sie irgendwas hinter mir anstarrt. ich war dann natürlich direkt panisch und hab mich umgedreht und keinen Meter von mir entfernt war eine riesige, haarige schwarze Spinne. habe dann den Rest des Tages auf dem Tisch gesessen, von dort aus hatte ich alles im Blick. 52. Favorite food? Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti 53. Favorite foreign food? DÖNER 54. Are you a clean or messy person? messy messy messy 55. Most used phrased? “ ich bin schon wieder so sauer” 56. Most used word? “heule” 57. How long does it take for you to get ready? bin immer ready 58. Do you have much of an ego? hmmmm 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? beissen, hihi. immer beissen. 60. Do you talk to yourself? klar?? 61. Do you sing to yourself? gott bewahre. 62. Are you a good singer? ich kann rappen! zählt das??? 63. Biggest Fear? ein leben ohne Hunde 64. Are you a gossip? xoxo gossip girl 65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? MEIN LEBEN ALTER 66. Do you like long or short hair? abrasierte 67. Can you name all 50 states of America? no 68. Favorite school subject? Philosophie / Ethik 69. Extrovert or Introvert? beides 70. Have you ever been scuba diving? no 71. What makes you nervous? mit dem Rücken zu offenen Türen stehen. Laut tickende Uhren. Menschen die laut atmen. überfüllte u Bahnen. 72. Are you scared of the dark? sollte ich? 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? kommt drauf an, welche fehler. wenn es um life choices geht ja. ein Freund von mir hat gestern ne Katze gefunden und sie einfach GOEBBELS genannt. dem muss man mal das Hirn korrigieren! 74. Are you ticklish? wer nicht?! 75. Have you ever started a rumor? uhhhh ja, ich kann echt ne bitch sein 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? glaub nicht 77. Have you ever drank underage? zu viel 78. Have you ever done drugs? nicht wirklich 79. Who was your first real crush? ein kleiner blonder Junge im Kindergarten. der war dann mein freund. bis ich erfahren hab, dass er zuhause eine Vogelspinne hat. dann war er wieder single. 80. How many piercings do you have? 1 81. Can you roll your Rs?“ jaaaaaaaaa klar!! 82. How fast can you type? lichtgeschwindigkeeeeeeeeeeeit 83. How fast can you run? gott gar nicht, nach 2 metern erstmal asthmaanfall 84. What color is your hair? rot rot rot 85. What color is your eyes? bleu 86. What are you allergic to? Intoleranz 87. Do you keep a journal? si claro 88. What do your parents do? glaube, die essen auch spaghetti to forgetti their regretti aka me lol joke 89. Do you like your age? ist echt voll ok 90. What makes you angry? A L L E S 91. Do you like your own name? naja so lala 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? dörte! 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? girl! ( will zwar keine kinder aber ja) 94. What are you strengths? Listigkeit. 95. What are your weaknesses? Eifersucht 96. How did you get your name? uhm meine Eltern haben den wohl auserwählt 97. Were your ancestors royalty? ne die waren eh bauern 98. Do you have any scars ja klar, bin ja ein kleiner Krieger 99. Color of your bedspread? dunklesblau 100. Color of your room? weiss

[jerseyghost]

This is for the unique questions thing. Do all of them

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

Closed. I don't want no monsters creeping into my room.

2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

If I told you this I don't have to kill you...

3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

Out. I don't like the feeling of being too constricted, but I do like to have lots of pillows and blankets.

4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

No but if I had to steal one I would totally take the ‘Gerard Way’ one from Auckland, New Zealand.

5: Do you like to use post-it notes?

I like them but I never have any on me. 

6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?

Nah, I just take the whole book. 

7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?

A big bear. I can run away from a bear but a swarm of bees could catch up to me. Besides, I'd rather be torn apart and have a quick death than get stung by a whole hives worth of bees and die slowly and painfully.

8: Do you have freckles?

Yes. 

9: Do you always smile for pictures?

No. If I don't want my picture being taken then I usually just frown. 

10: What is your biggest pet peeve?

PeoPLe SCRatcHIng aT bUg BiTES 

11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

Nah. I'm too lazy to do any form of math after school is over. 

12: Have you ever peed in the woods?

Yes, when I was like six and my mom and I were on a walk.

13: What about pooped in the woods?

I'm glad to say that I haven't done that. 

14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?

Not really that big into dancing. 

15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?

No, but I click pens a lot and it bugs my classmates.

16: How many people have you slept with this week?

Zilch. 

17: What size is your bed?

It's a double bed and I find it far too big.

18: What is your Song of the week?

‘'Surrender The Night’ by My Chemical Romance 

19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

Guys can do whatever the hell they want with their bodies and clothing. Who am I to judge? 

20: Do you still watch cartoons?

Occasionally 

21: Whats your least favorite movie?

Nanny Mcfee

22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?

I wouldn't hide it; it put it in plain sight so that no one would ever suspect it. 

23: If you're a girl, bra size? If you're a guy, pants size?

According to my bra, I'm a B.

24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

Honey mustard or sweet and sour sauce.

25: What is your favorite food?

CHICKEN NUGGETS but also olives because yes

26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

Warm Bodies, Elmo In Grouchland

27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?

I haven't kissed anyone platonically or non platonically in forever so I don't remember 

28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?

Nope. 

29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?

Nobody wants to see that.

30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?

To my friend Sage like a year or two ago

31: Can you change the oil on a car?

I can barely change the sheets on my bed how do you expect me to change the oil in a car? 

32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

Yeah totally, because I drive everywhere. Super fast is the only speed I know. Man, I sure do love speeding in my nonexistent car...

33: Ever ran out of gas?

What do you think.

34: Favorite kind of sandwich?

The kind with the stuff in it.

35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?

Literally nothing. 

36: What is your usual bedtime?

Anytime between 11:00 pm and 3:00 am

37: Are you lazy?

Me? Lazy? Never. (Says while sitting in the same position I've been sitting in all day because I'm too lazy to get up and do anything else)

38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?

Yes.

39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?

I don't know what this means.

40: Are you horny?

Um no

41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?

I'm subscribed to AP Magazine for the next two years.

42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?

Legos. 

43: Are you stubborn?

Maybe just a bit 

44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?

I don't know

45: Ever watch soap operas?

Nope.

46: Are you afraid of heights?

Just a little bit 

47: Do you sing in the car?

I dramatically lip sync to Mama, does that count? 

48: Do you sing in the shower?

Yeah

49: Do you dance in the car?

No

50: Ever used a gun?

Nope.

51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

At my cousins wedding back in 2015

52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?

No they're awesome

53: Is Christmas stressful?

I don't like being expected to be cheerful

54: Ever eat a pierogi?

Did you mean have I ever tasted heaven? Because yes, yes I have. 

55: Favorite type of fruit pie?

Lemon meringue pie

56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

Actress, singer, etc.

57: Do you believe in ghosts?

Yes

58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

At least once a week

59: Take a vitamin daily?

Nope

60: Wear slippers?

I have really fluffy grey ones but I hardly ever wear them

61: Wear a bath robe?

Not usually.

62: What do you wear to bed?

Fluffy pj pants and a random shirt

63: First concert?

Rihanna (I was sorta forced to go)

64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

Walmart bitches

65: Nike or Adidas?

I don't sports

66: Cheetos Or Fritos?

Cheetos

67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

Sunflower seeds, but only salted

68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?

Nope 

69: Ever take dance lessons?

I took ballet lessons with a friend when I was in grade one 

70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

No, they can do whatever's as long as it's no time cruel or illegal I guess

71: Can you curl your tongue?

Aparantly so...

72: Ever won a spelling bee?

No but I'm really good at spelling things

73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

No

74: Own any record albums?

NO BECAUSE MY DAD GOT RID OF THE RECORDS AND THE RECORD PLAYER 

75: Own a record player?

N O 

76: Regularly burn incense?

nu uh

77: Ever been in love?

Maybe...

78: Who would you like to see in concert?

*sheds tear* My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, Gerard Way

79: What was the last concert you saw?

Rihanna

80: Hot tea or cold tea?

No tea

81: Tea or coffee?

Coffee all the way

82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?

How bout sugar (we're goin’ down)

83: Can you swim well?

No

84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

Yes

85: Are you patient?

Sometimes

86: DJ or band, at a wedding?

Band

87: Ever won a contest?

Yeh I won second place in a music composing contest when I was twelve and second place in an essay writing contest when I was also twelve

88: Ever have plastic surgery?

Nope and I don't plan on it

89: Which are better black or green olives?

Black

90: Can you knit or crochet?

No

91: Best room for a fireplace?

Living room

92: Do you want to get married?

Yes

93: If married, how long have you been married?

308 years

94: Who was your HS crush?

That one girl who I'm gonna have a crush on in high school

95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?

Nah I just say silent and unintentionally make people feel guilty

96: Do you have kids?

666 

97: Do you want kids?

666

98: Whats your favorite colour? 

Mint green

99: Do you miss anyone right now?

Yes. I miss her a lot. 

Are you satisfied, emily? 

[tiefightrs]

all of them >: ))))))))

ur on

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?✨answered 2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?✨lmao i use the whole damn tube my hair needs my 3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?✨answered! 4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?✨no omg but i have stolen bella sara cards 5: Do you like to use post-it notes?✨sometimes 6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?✨answered 7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?✨go d honestly a bear any day and it’s only bc a bear can’t buzz beside my ear 8: Do you have freckles?✨they show up once i get a tan9: Do you always smile for pictures?✨of course! 10: What is your biggest pet peeve?✨answered 11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?✨nah 12: Have you ever peed in the woods?✨does outside in general count 13: What about pooped in the woods?✨no 14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?✨yes and my parents hate it 15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?✨answers 16: How many people have you slept with this week?✨i sleep with my darth vader plushie everyday. i love him. 17: What size is your bed?✨twin but once i move out in getting a queen ohhh mama 18: What is your Song of the week?✨CHAQUITA BANANA CHAQUITA BANANA OBAMA19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?✨yes what the fuck kind of question is this guys can wear any damn color they want to 20: Do you still watch cartoons?✨y e s and i always will 21: Whats your least favorite movie?✨answered but i just….. hate in secret. so much. what the fuck. i was trusting u oscar.22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?✨mmm honestly i would want to be buried in it so my shadow figure self can protect it 23: If you’re a girl, bra size? If you’re a guy, pants size?✨im a B cup even tho i’m fat i hate it ughh >:T 24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?✨honey mustard 25: What is your favorite food?✨lately i’ve been craving soup so rn my favorite food is currently cream of mushroom soup 👅👅👅👅26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?✨star wars (excluding the 2nd), grand budapest hotel, inside llewyn davis, moonlight, and tarzan 27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?✨answered 28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?✨answered 29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?✨depends on the magazine and what the article would be about 😩30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?✨a couple months ago 31: Can you change the oil on a car?✨no 32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?✨no! 33: Ever ran out of gas?✨nah 34: Favorite kind of sandwich?✨roast beef with tomatoes, lettuce, mayo and mustard…. uhhh my dicc is hard 35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?✨eggs and toast!!!!!! 36: What is your usual bedtime?✨answered 37: Are you lazy?✨YES38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?✨a witch, cat, and my fucking favorite and final costume, guy fieri 39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?✨rabbit!!! 40: Are you horny?✨im feelin a bit trumpet-y rn 41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?✨nah 42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?✨legos!!!!!!! 43: Are you stubborn?✨a bit yea44: Who is better…Leno or Letterman?✨Neither 45: Ever watch soap operas?✨answered 46: Are you afraid of heights?✨not rlly 47: Do you sing in the car?✨YES and if it’s a special ocassion i’ll do a swedish chef impression 48: Do you sing in the shower?✨y e s i specialize in john denver 49: Do you dance in the car?✨yea50: Ever used a gun?✨no ew51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?✨god years ago i looked like a miniature version of my mom it was scary 52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?✨no! 53: Is Christmas stressful?✨yea bc i want to get my friends gifts and i stress about not having money then i don’t get them anything bc…. i suck a friendships 54: Ever eat a pierogi?✨ye55: Favorite type of fruit pie?✨answered 56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?✨i always wanted to be an author 57: Do you believe in ghosts?✨YES BITCH58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?✨like twice a day i hate it 59: Take a vitamin daily?✨no 60: Wear slippers?✨uh…. socks 61: Wear a bath robe?✨nah 62: What do you wear to bed?✨pjs and socks bc if i don’t wear socks i’ll die 63: First concert?✨i went in 9th grade to see these rock bands i didn’t even know but it was the last time i saw my friend before she moved to california64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?✨target65: Nike or Adidas?✨don’t care 66: Cheetos Or Fritos?✨answered 67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?✨mmm peanuts 68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?✨Whom 69: Ever take dance lessons?✨i used to take ballet but i hated it and hid in the bathroom 70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?✨answered 71: Can you curl your tongue?✨yeah!! 72: Ever won a spelling bee?✨no i am. Stupid. 73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?✨yes and it was mostly bc of star wars 74: Own any record albums?✨my parents do 75: Own a record player?✨my parents do!! 76: Regularly burn incense?✨no 77: Ever been in love?✨answered 78: Who would you like to see in concert?✨answered79: What was the last concert you saw?✨see back: my first concert 80: Hot tea or cold tea?✨HOT 81: Tea or coffee?✨tea 82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?✨sugar!!!! 83: Can you swim well?✨nah 84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?✨yes 85: Are you patient?✨a bit 86: DJ or band, at a wedding?✨uh… Guy Fieri and the Singing Sausages 87: Ever won a contest?✨im sure i have but i can’t remember 88: Ever have plastic surgery?✨no 89: Which are better black or green olives?✨NO OLIVES 90: Can you knit or crochet?✨no 91: Best room for a fireplace?✨answered 92: Do you want to get married?✨answered 93: If married, how long have you been married?✨whopping 0 days 94: Who was your HS crush?✨answered! 95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?✨no! i’m not a baby!! 96: Do you have kids?✨no97: Do you want kids?✨NO98: Whats your favorite color?✨orange! 99: Do you miss anyone right now?✨answered but zoe.

[ackles-xxxx]

Do all the 'Dears' on that list

Dear person I hate,

I don’t know why you are the way you are but one day you’re going to regret the way you’ve treated people. You’re going to get such a kick in the ass from karma that you’re going to wonder what you did and go over every aspect of your life to figure it out. And when you do I hope you realize the damage you’ve done to a lot of people.

Jensen

Dear person I like,

You’re pretty perfect in my eyes. I’ve been trying to figure out how I fell for you so hard but it’s like asking what water tastes like - impossible. One day I might tell you about the small crush I have on you but I don’t think I ever will. It’ll pass soon. It always does.

Jensen

Dear ex girlfriend, @itscaitylotz

Why am I still thinking about you every moment of the day? Why do my sheets still smell like you? Why haven’t I thrown out the shampoo you used or the soap that smelled of strawberries? Why is my computer background still a picture of us? Why are you still in my heart? You’ve moved on. You’ve got a new guy and you’re with him. But my heart just won’t let you go. It’s holding on for dear life and even though I agreed we’d move on and just be friends - it fucking hurts. Knowing you share his bed. Knowing you tell him you love him. Knowing that it should be me. ME. Not him. Not anyone else. The thought of you with anyone else makes me physically ill. I know this is stupid. I know i shouldn’t care. I know. I know. I fucking know.

This letter will never be sent. You’ll never find any of this out. I can’t have you knowing that you still own every part of me and not care. i just can’t handle that pain. Not again. One day I’ll let you go. It just isn’t right now.

The fool still in love with you,Jensen

Dear Justice,

No matter where life takes you - always know that you are stronger than you know. You’re beautiful inside and out. I will always, always be on your side no matter the choices you make. Things aren’t always going to be sunshine and roses but it gets better. Life isn’t always going to give you easy hands but you can bluff and make it what you need it to be. Your mama and I may not always see eye to eye and sometimes you’re gonna hate us for our decisions when it comes to you - but we’re doing our best for you. For your future. We’re not always going to give you what you want but you are always going to have what you need. To me, that’s what matters and counts most. So even though you might hate me one day you’ll know I did my best for you. We both did. When you were born I had my whole world rocked and every day since then I’ve been the happiest man in the world. Any time, any place, anywhere I am here. I’m always just a call or flight away.

Your biggest fan,Daddy

Dear Santa,

I was a good boy this year - where the hell was my cherry pie? You suck.

A very disgruntled pie loverJensen

Dear mom,

My biggest fan. My hardest critic. My shoulder. My hand to hold when I was scared. My best friend. When time kicked me you always told me to get up and fight back. Things weren’t always going to be bad and if they were then you told me to figure out a way to make them better. And I did. I fought back. I became a better person for you, because of you. I know I disappointed you from time to time but you never gave up on me and told me to try again. That was all I needed to be different. I knew that I couldn’t keep disappointing you. I needed you to be proud of me and I must have done a pretty good job because you say it all the time. Thank you for being the kind of parent who always pushed me to be better, be wiser, be more loving and never pressured me to be someone I couldn’t be. Because of that I am the man that I am today and I’m trying to teach JJ the same things, the same way. Sure, I have some things I do differently but hopefully they will be just as good for her. I love you. I always will. 

Your son,Jensen

Dear future me,

Do better than past you. He was an asshole. Remember you’re gonna make mistakes and kick yourself over them. But you tried and you’ll do a better job this time around. If love happens to fall into your hands again, hold on tight. You deserve to be happy. Always. Always. Always remember that.

Present you.

Dear past me,

I know you have regrets. You have memories that still haunt you but know that it gets better. You learn and you moved on. Future you will do better. And if he doesn’t then ah well. You tried. And in the end that’s all that mattered.

Present you

Dear person I’m jealous of, @mightythorofasgard

How are you so you? I wish I could be half the man that you are and believe me I’ve been trying. It’s just so hard. Will you be giving lessons in how to be Chris Hemsworth any time soon? Cause if so then I’m so going to those!

Your hubby,Jensen

Dear person I had a crush on,

When you walked into the room my heart would skip a beat. My knees would go weak. My hands would get sweaty. You were the one person I had wanted more than anything. Now it’s passed but for that short time I wanted you but didn’t have the nerve to tell you. That’s how it goes, isn’t it? You think you might be falling for someone but really it was just a small crush. 

Jensen

[kaellaboutique]

Let’s start out talking about what does this little baby need vs Mommy wants when they come home? This has been a HUGE topic of discussion in my Baby Mamas group because most of us are on a tight budget and can’t afford the top of the line products or every cool product out there. Plus there are some, like us, that will not be setting up a designated nursery for the baby because either there isn’t space or isn’t necessary for a tiny human.

Like I mentioned above, we will not be setting up a nursery for Baby Evelynne because I just don’t see it necessary in the beginning for so many reasons. The biggest reason is that I will be breastfeeding and if she is anything like Danyella, she will be up every 3 hours like clockwork. Our bed is not big enough for one of those co-sleepers so my mom bought us the Pack N Play that I had picked out. I am in love with this Pack N Play From Graco called Cuddle Cove because it has the bassinet part, changing table and removable baby vibrating seat. That is 3 things off my list in one!

Being my 4th kid, I am not concerned about having a designated area for changing the baby because you learn to change the baby any where you can find space. On the other hand, a seat or swing is something that is key to my needs. Danyella wouldn’t and couldn’t be soothed without her vibrating seat and they were not as comfy then as they are now.

The next obvious baby need is a car seat and preferably one with a stroller because you want the ease to click and roll with the baby once you take the baby out of the house. There are soooo many different brands, options and price ranges to choose from which will be a future post trust me! I have yet to purchase this because I don’t know where to start now.

Home essentials for the baby that may feel logical but as a mom with pregnancy brain, I don’t always think about when I am searching through the sale racks at the stores…. Bottles, extra nipples, bottle warmer, bottle cleaner and rack. Not all babies like all bottles so I suggest getting a sampling of different ones until you find the one that baby loves the most. One easy way to do this is take advantage of the free baby boxes because each one features different types of bottles. If you are breastfeeding, bottles are still handy to have because you can pump and let dad feed the baby to give a break to shower.

Onto breastfeeding, you will want a breast pump because it will help make your life a lot easier at times to let others feed the baby or relieve some of the pressure if the baby doesn’t eat enough and you become engorged (another post for another time). Also, you will want nursing bras, pads and ointment for making breastfeeding an enjoyable experience for both you and baby.

Blankets, blankets, blankets. You will want warm blankets, receiving blankets, swaddling blankets and burp clothes. Different varieties of blankets aid your baby and your needs in different ways. Some are for when they fall asleep in the vibrating chair and you want to keep them warm while you watch your angel sleep. Some of these are swaddling blankets because most (not Danyella) babies love to be swaddled and feel safe. Some are just for cleaning up messes because babies are just messy.

To make carrying baby around the house a lot easier and comfortable for you, get a baby carrier. Whether it is sling, wrap or soft structured carrier, baby will love being close to mommy or daddy and it will help you get things done around the house like dishes and laundry.

Bathtime fun will need a tub or sling plus towels, wash clothes, baby soap and lotion. You want to keep baby safe but clean with baby soap so be sure to watch for any reactions baby might have to a soap or lotion.

Now for clothing… Some of this will depend on the weather of your area! You will want onesies. Not just the cute ones with sayings or animals but the plain ones for when they are messy. Bodysuits are great for when you take baby out especially in cold weather. Baby gowns were my best friend when baby first came home because it as so much easier to change them and clean their belly button. (yes there are gowns for boys too!) Shirts, pants, shorts, dresses (depending on your weather and preference) in a variety of sizes from newborn to 3/6 months. Another baby NEED is the mittens because their nails grow fast and babies love to scratch at their face. Bibs because babies drool and spit up and they help to save those clothes for future babies.  Socks are great for the cold weather to keep their feet warm but shoes are not a necessity until they are old enough to crawl/walk. Even in the warm weather, you want to keep a hat on baby because you want to keep their warm inside because baby’s tend to get colder, easier. Sleep Sacks are something new to me but I am putting them on the list after hearing the opinions of others and online reviews.

The last obvious baby need is diapers, whether its disposable or cloth, you will want a stock up of different sizes for the first few months because babies will be born at different weights and grow at different rates. Plus, you will want wipes for those yucky diapers but you do not need a baby wipe warmer. To go with the diapers is a diaper pail! Yes you will want to save your nose with one of these.

So this is my list of essential items which I may adjust this list as time goes by and I find new items on the market. I hope it helps any new moms or moms that are starting over like me! You can print this list by click What Does Baby Need When They Come Home From The Hospital

Finally we are on to my Weekly Evelynne update… We had our bi-weekly ultrasound and so happy to report that my placenta has moved so we are currently out of the woods with placenta previa. She is breach but has time to move herself around and move does she ever. Evelynne is super active especially when she hears the dog barking like she wants to come out and play. Since I started school this week, Evelynne had her first day of classes and I was given the idea to make a sign for my art class like all the other kids get on their first day of school. Contractions come and go and her position has made breathing, especially at night, quite difficult. I am still craving salads, seafood and everything pumpkin (thank goodness it is fall again!). I am dying for sushi but california rolls are not cutting it so the countdown to sushi and wine are on!

23 Weeks What Does Baby Really Need? Let's start out talking about what does this little baby need vs Mommy wants when they come home?