#soljane

[cupid-tune]

sollux x jane, mayhaps? ówò

the only downside to liking crackships is that there’s barely any content q<q

Gotta say, this was one of the most interesting ships I've gotten so far. Never would've thought of this!

[serfuzzypushover]

kind of a weird ship but can we get a lil soljane, i adore them so much

oh i LOVE weird ships i could draw em all day <3

[umbreonstuck]

sollux captor and jane crocker panel for anon

[badlydrawnmeulin]

where'd janesollux come from?

[mutiemagic]

May I request anything soljane related, I love them dearly

Jane not having a sprite sheet is genuinely so cruel

[foxlorre]

Ehehehe soljane weeding :3

[breadfacednerd]

I request soljane

[sayakxmi]

could you write somethin about soljane where sollux tries to introduce jane to a game and shes kinda bad at it but shes trying her best or some shit

Welp, I did my best!

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Let’s play that new fighting game, he said. It’s gonna be fun, he said.

Jane grits her teeth and fights the immense urge to throw away the controller. Dad didn’t raise no quitter, but dearest lord, she was beginning to seriously question things.

The asshole in question simply raises one eyebrow, and she knows his red-and-blue pupilless eyes are focused on her, rejoicing in her misery.

“Ready to give up?”

There’s a temptation here, for a moment. She could pout slightly, show him her teary eyes, and throw herself at Sollux, whining how it’s too hard, and she’s so sad, and give them both an excuse to cuddle, and him specifically to comfort her, like in one of these silly romcoms she’s watched so many of, but ironically, it’s that very idea that makes her even more determined to beat her boyfriend.

But god damn it, it *is* hard! Did Sollux put the settings on the hardest mode or did he hack it before she came here to make it so unreasonably difficult? Or maybe it’s something with the game? Her character only responds to half… 

the… 

commands.

Jane frowns. There’s no way.

She puts it to a small test, then, and looks at the screen with the sheer intensity she usually reserves for more delicate recipe steps, but after a few moments, when she assumes it’s safe to, she glances down and-

That motherfucker.

She’s not sure if she’s more annoyed by his attempt at pranking her or by his criminal lack of creativity.

Seriously, who does this guy think he’s dealing with?

But fine, you’re on, Mr. Captor. Non-creative prank for a non-creative prank.

Jane sighs, bowing her head and laying the controller next to the popcorn bowl.

“I think it’s enough for tonight,” she says. Exhaustion isn’t difficult to feign - she is pretty tired. “I’ll take a shower first, I hope you don’t mind!”

By his comically sad and wronged expression it’s clear this isn’t where he wanted things to go.

“It’s not even midnight,” he mutters, just like an insolent child in a similar situation would. “Come on, two more rounds?”

Jane rolls her eyes, already standing up.

“Two more, then maybe two more, then maybe another two, because the score is uneven, and suddenly it’s four in the morning!” She huffs, putting her hands on her hips, and her best ‘don’t argue with me’ expression on her face. “We’re meeting with others at ten, and we’re either going to oversleep or we’ll be dead tired when we show up! Don’t tell me it won’t end up like that! It always does! And no, we won’t be using psi to get anywhere faster! We almost hit a building the last time!”

Sollux frowns but doesn't argue… then smiles slyly.

“Alright, alright,” he says, standing up. 

There’s a quiet buzz and sparks dance around his horns, as well as the bowl that flies up to his shoulders, while the troll himself leans down a bit.

“Can I get a kiss for good behavior?”

Jane rolls her eyes once more, trying to fight off a smile. When he really wants to, Sollux can be quite cute.

It’s a quick kiss on the cheek. The asshole doesn’t deserve a bigger one.

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Fighting off a grin is a bit of a challenge, and she gives Sollux the credit here - basic or not, pranks are exhilarating.

The living room is cleaned when she enters it, save for the game that is still on, and she snorts, because of course he'd try to coax her into playing, even if she's said it's enough for the day.

Dating a gamer is hard, it's hard and nobody understands.

…

Still, maybe now that Sollux isn't here to mess with her controller…

Of course she wins easily. A single-player mode, sure, but a victory nonetheless, the character does exactly what she tells them to.

And right as she chooses to fight the next opponent, there's a blood-curdling shriek that, even though expected, makes her jump a little.

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?"

There's a zap, loud like a serious short circuit, and Sollux Captor appears at the entrance of the room in all of his disheveled and wet glory.

He did put his clothes on, though. A shame.

The look on his face is a weird mix of anger, bewilderment and horror, which almost makes her regret what she's done.

"Who the fuck did you kill!?" He asks, then, surprisingly, "isn't it illegal here or something? Did you hide the body properly at least?"

Jane blinks at him, looking away from his now cyan-tinted hair to look him in the bicolored eyes, before it clicks.

Oh. Oh shit. Whoops.

Sollux's eyes widen, as he clearly has the complementary realization.

"Oh. Right," he says, now much calmer but with clear embarrassment, before clearing his throat. "Yeah, uh."

She knows he's looking away, and another realization paints itself on his face.

"It's for the controller thing, isn't it."

"Yeah."

"Yeah."

There's a moment of silence that seems to drag out for hours before it's broken by two simultaneous bursts of laughter.

"That was stupid."

"You started!"

"I did!" He grins, ruffling his hair.

"It'll wash off in a few days, don't worry." Jane smiles.

"Cool…" He brings one of the wet strands to his eyes and frowns. "Not the worst look, though."

She chuckles at that, then.

"Sollux?"

"Yeah?"

"You're dripping onto the floor."

"Fuck."

[maritimerunner]

Soljans Winery, Auckland, New Zealand

[crappy-homestuck-confessions]

Soljane anon back at it again looking for table scraps

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[shipstucks]

Hello hi !! Im ikna :D you might know me for my main blog iknaenmal

I have seen many many blogs like these so i thought it could be fun to make one too !! Its basically a blog where you can request any rarepairs or sexuality headcanons or all that stuff ! Non rarepair ships are also allowed :] I promise i will try to um. ACTUALLY set a consistent queue of one drawing a day or something. Maybe. I hope

But yeah !! Anything is allowed except. You know. Clearly problematic ships :/ have fun !!

INBOX:

-transfem tavros <3 transneu equius

-dologlare

-vriskat, both transfem

-pornea

-junejasprosemary

-transmasc vriska <> june

-transmasc nepeta <3 transfem dirk

-damara <> dirk

-dyke it/its haudenosaunee dave and calliope

-transmasc nonbinary lesbian tavros <> pansexual transfem nonbinary aradia

-janedave w plus sized jane

-transfem t4t erikar

-transmasc t4t equikat

-rufioh x aranea

-t4t transmasc fefeta <3 karkat

-joeymet

-pale davejade with nb jade

-transmasc nepeta <3 transfem agender sollux

-pale scourge sisters

-humanstuck junenep

-john<3dirk<>terezi

-pale davegamtav

-flushed soljane

-janecallie

-eridan<>rose<>june

-dirkuu

-pale solkat

-pitch araroxy

-pale vrisdirk

-pitch soldirk

-kankri <3 mituna

-karkat <3< feferi

-junedavenepkat

-jaderoxy

-davenep

-davesprite x jake

-vrisrose

-arasol

-mitula

-pitch erifef

-WV and AR

-gamkar

-davenep but dave is a girl and nepeta is a guy

-vrisnep

-dirkkri

-transmasc jane and transfem kanaya

-juneroxy

-equisol with bigender sollux and nonbinary equius

-pale rosekat

-joey <3 xefros

-signless <3 disciple

-pitch johnrezi

-flushed vrisjohn

-davekarezi

-pale jade and kanaya

-pale erivris

-tavfef

-dirkrezi

-short nonbinary/catgender nepeta with tall transfem roxy

-cronkri

-transfem eridan/roxy

-pale erikat

-dirkkri

QUEUE:

-erikar

-t4t transfem junevris

[pappito]

HANDS OFF OUR CHILDREN

Az avondale könyvtárban nagy tüntetés volt, mert egy drag queen elment mesét olvasni a gyerekeknek. A nagy tüntetés három ember volt táblákkal amin a címben található felirat állt.

a rendőrök kidobták a három embert a könyvtárból, akik erre odaálltak az ablakhoz kivülről tüntetni, de a könyvtár becsukta a rolókat...

Aszonta a felolvasó, hogy a protest megijesztette a gyerekeket.

Darryl Soljan, Auckland Council's head of community delivery for north and west, said the organisation is "proud to host Drag Storytime events".

"Our libraries are vibrant community spaces, where everyone is welcome, without judgement or prejudice,"

"Police recognise the lawful right to protest, however were in attendance and stepped in when required to minimise disruption to the wider public.

"Three people were spoken to by police and were asked to move on.

Február amúgy a pride month volt itten.

[serfuzzypushover]

person who requested soljane a few days ago hi I'm drawing it rn thanks for the new ship they're adorable

[umbreonstuck]

literally anything soljane related i am starving

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[jimothygoesplaces]

17 June 2023, Kumeu

Grand time visiting wineries of Kumeu.

Soljans - very bougee, boutique vineyard. Awesome host, the great grandson of the original Croatian owners. Lots of heritage, and patience for our bs

Hallertau - Always a good vibe. I got Tim to pregame on food, so it was enough to split a pizza between us, which was great because their pizzas are $$$

Westbrook - Awesome vibe, exactly what I look for in a winery, laid back, the setting was very romantic with the fairy lights, place is perfect for a wedding - marriage of friendship

Hunting Lodge - We were all pretty tuckered out at this point. The hostess Britney was so accomodating - she catered the wine to our tastes which means - no reds for me please. We got to sample like 6 different things including a refreshing rose splitz and a coconut margarita RTD which were both delicious.

Very nice way to spend a wet, winery weekend! Grateful for this group of people who are up for anything!

[davekat-sucks]

SolJane aka Honey Bun is better than Davekat.