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me in my scp-fied tumblr not understanding what is a 'reality blender' and why people wants to specifically see clef in blenders
#oc art#oc#digital drawing#doodle#i feel like a boomer#scp#someone explain the funny#for the last time im not active in the community anymore 😭😭😭#not saying that i wont draw for you#you get the idea
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me too, luna.
#luna#celestia#mlp#my art#fanart#comic#grand galloping 20s#doodles#oscillating between serious “luna has depression” and funny “luna is a shut in who smells bad and reads books without a light”#luna would LOVE modern pajamas and sweatpants rip#also celestia usually uses first person “I” pronouns but Luna almost exclusively uses we/us#because nightmare moon is technically another identity sharing her body#it's like DID but not because it's not a disorder to them#edit: sorry should clarify that did doesn't need to be considered a disorder either#i don't know the preferred nomenclature for this topic there's someone in the tags who explains
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can someone explain the "I'm bald" thing to me like i'm the village fool
#not ml#i get what it means when it's used but i do not get where it came from or WHY its used#in particular can someone tell me if its a joke or not. i legitimately cannot tell if it is supposed to be funny like vanilla extract was#is the joke that some people are bald? is that funny? please explain
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*non-binary teammate*
jean: okay cool sounds right
*boba tea*
jean: ⁉️😡🤬❌✋‼️🛑
#i find it so funny. someone said that renee wouldve explained gender to jean over text and im all for that hc#aftg#all for the game#tsc spoilers#nora sakavic#the foxhole court#jean moreau#the sunshine court spoilers#the sunshine court#cody winter
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So maybe summoning the king of ghosts was a bad idea, but Tim was out of options. Almost all the justice league had been incapacitated, and those still able to fight were not going to last much longer. So, he and young Justice(plus Constantine, who had not stopped drinking since the whole invasion began) gathered around and began the summoning ritual.
He wasn’t expecting his new assistant at WE to show up in the circle, filling out paperwork with a feather pen, and was that green ink?
#Danny got a job as an assistant#Originally he was just an intern#But he noticed a mistake people made#And pepper sprayed his way to explain the mistake#He had a pepper spray like five people before someone took him seriously#Tim Immediately decided to hire him#funny#misunderstanding#ghost king danny#dc x dp#dcxdp
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the goncharov stuff was on my dash, have no idea what it is (still dont) and i just started reblogging with the mindset of “i’m sure i’ll figure out what it is in a bit”
goncharov context
#i know some people might be mad that im 'ruining the joke' by explaining it#but as someone who has both been gaslighted and has delusions and memory issues i dont want other people to#go through that because of me. theres nothing funny about it.#goncharov is funny though dont get me wrong. id argue its actually funnier with the original context.#goncharov#unreality#🐉
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Idk if this is unpopular opinion or not but while Percy is like “fuck this demigod stuff I am retired” I think Nico would be working in the underworld in the future like I just have this vision of him in a mix of modern and ancient greek clothing doing missions for Hades collecting some troublesome souls idk helping with the judgement talking shit with the dead making the playlist for their elevators vibing to tragedy by bee gees he kinda enjoys the demigod stuff even if its hella dangerous or whatever
#its so funny to think like#the group is like in a group trip and its been a while since they all saw each other in person#and Nico NEVER explains anything about himself#not even in their groupchat#and he just appears wearing some sort of chiton with jeans and combat boots a bunch of ancient acessories#and hair in a very ancient greek way sword in hands everbody is a little insane creating theories someone idk maybe leo shouts#OMG WHEN U DECIDED TO BECOME A SMALL GOD#and Will is just crackling in the background#cause Nico is much more of a trainee with a bad pay check#But for the underworld#pjo hoo toa tsats#solangelo
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Prompt: Dorathea has her position as queen be threatened because misogyny sucks, blah, blah, blah. Someone brought up the whole, “lack of an heir,” thing and claimed women just up and reincarnate/move on randomly, because they’re, “easily overcome with emotion.” The best way to keep there from being a riot without just giving it back to her brother? Just name an heir.
Now if only Dora had remembered to actually tell Danny.
#ebony writes the thing#danny phantom#danny fenton#princess dorathea#surprise royalty AU#could easily be#dp x dc#but like. not required.#I just think it’d be funny for Danny to screw up. only to find out ‘what do you mean I have diplomatic immunity??’#this is specifically *not* a ghost king AU. but it’d also be really funny if Danny thought it was.#poor kid starts hyperventilating like. ‘I’m too young to rule a dimension. I DON’T EVEN WANT TO!’#like. he’s halfway to waking up Pariah to give it back when someone goes. ‘I called your mom to explain things and calm you down.’#this causes Different Panic. then confusion when it’s Dora showing up. looking distinctly sheepish.
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My favourite joke in SMG4 videos will always be "dude we are in Garry's Mod right now (picks you up with the physgun)" it NEVER gets old.
#smg4 spoilers#it's always so fucking funny to me I can't explain it#wish someone would pick me up with the physgun
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SPOILERS! (ninjago dragons rising season 2 part 2)
I'm crying why did she grab him??? And he doesn't even resist
Also, I LOVE how they go about Arin's "betrayal" Arin doesn't like him, he doesn't want to be on his side... He just wants what Ras can give him
Very confused about the "Wu caused the merge" thing because I feel like it's more of caused-it-due-to-not-stopping-it situation rather than directly causing it? Especially because Wu was actively trying to prevent it from happening, as shown on a few occasions
In addition to that, love how Cole is shown in the series so far, just wish we got a little more of him. I know they aren't the main characters anymore but he's the mom friend and they all need more of that lol Geo and him running to the museum together is so cute awgh
Liking how this is going, the Ras situation is curious in that it seems like he was attempting to avenge his people by "controlling" the forbidden five (moreso attempted to)
The only thing I didn't like about season 2 part 2 is how they went about the Jay situation? Something about it felt off or wrong, can't place a finger on it though... I may just be stupid and it may only be me, but felt funny; like it wasn't right??
Now, questions on my mind since this has raised some: If Lloyd hadn't been disqualified for being injured in a fight (lame rule by the way, he seemed fine <3), then would he have won? And if he did, he would have to fight Sora, but I'm more curious about what Nokt would have done about it Why did Lloyd's eyes stay green after losing his power? Is it not completely lost, just limited? 'Cause Cole was still able to control the rocks due to the assistance of the elemental energy in his mother's mech, meaning they still have the connection... Which would make sense, considering all the "got my powers back" instances Oh, also they called his power "life," which I find interesting because one would assume that the Tournament of Sources would have the correct name for his power! Curious what else Lloyd can do, since I don't think he's ever really reached his true potential? (I know people consider him becoming the Golden Spinjiztu master it but that doesn't make much sense to me) When Zeatrix attacked Lloyd with the sword, was that supposed to be her literally cutting through his side? They're legos so it kinda just looked like she whacked him with a long stick, lol
Euggh I cannot wait for more I love Sora and Lloyd's relationship. Also when she said "If he (Arin) even wants to be found" I lost it because I immediately thought of Morro oops Wyldfyre sleeping with Riyu, awjwaah... I was slightly sad when we didn't get much of her and Riyu at the beginning (since the relationship just makes sense), but those little things are great I also love Frak (however you spell it) and I hope he doesn't just disappear after that
Still want to see Lloyd go ape shit please elpase pleasesplease pelasep palesepelase pleaseee
#ninjago spoilers#ninjago dragons rising#lego ninjago#ninjago#lloyd garmadon#ninjago sora#ninjago arin#okay done ranting now#awugsh maybe not I love them so much#Seeing someone other than Lloyd fling around balls of green was poking at my brain in a funny way#dunno how to explain it#Very investing on how they might dive into Lloyd's abilities#He can definently do more than what we've seen him do#Like that power directly correlates to one of the source dragons#just flinging around neon green orbs can't be it#Tck chat#Tck rant
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Oh! The headaches. Definitely the headaches :)
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And I can teach him so much more.
#ffxiv#endwalker spoilers#Erenville hasn't 'met' Fransi nor really has any conception of her existing#which is very funny because she CAN sass him back from Frog's subconsciousness#like when does Frog have to start introducing everyone she carts around with her#how do you explain Esteem first time you cast her in front of someone for starters#anyway I rushed through the end of ShB just so I could see Erenville again#sue me :P#ICONIC greeting second only to meeting Estinien as a Dragoon just on account of how I feel headaches yet to come over the horizon#also the 'look of the gleaner' thing is very much part of why Frog was so gleeful to get her hands on authentic gleaner gear :)
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#the awaited PDA is finally happening ✨🎉 Woohoo! That scratched my own itch so well#there are so many things I can point out in this update. you should start by zooming in on every expression on the speech bubbles#my favs are Dan Isu and Ran. they're so silly. Supportive Rak <3 Hatz wishes he's in Agni's place. Khun is conflicted. Viole getting ideas#Endo is regretting her prank (she expected Agr to have a small fight. alas that backfires spectacularly) but she also had seen this coming#there's actually one easter egg detail on the first page second panel. I will explain it on the next update. But you're welcome to guess#funnies aside Agni meant it that he want Grace to have someone else to rely on. He didn't want to be the last string that kept Grace sanity#that's why he was desperate to find their missing friends and travelled to the past (tho he also missed them just as much but won't admit)#(more comments on ao3 bc tag limit) anyway with this posted. now I will take my hiatus to plan ahead~ the story will continue after newyear#tower of god#tog#two sides of the same coin comic#my comic#my art#the 25th baam#the 25th bam#jue viole grace#khun a.a#khun aguero agnis#khunbam#koonbaam#shibisu#ship leesoo#hatz#rak wraithraiser#endorsi jahad#anaak jahad#khun ran#edin dan#novick#gyetang
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okay but why is this season of the boys such a mess. like. episodes 1 - 5 were actually pretty good (especially 4 and 5, specifically the homelander + hughie and his dad plotlines respectively in those were SO good), then ep 6 was a clusterfuck outside of butcher's stuff, and i kinda thought we were on track for something pretty okay when annie took hughie's assault seriously at the end of the episode only for it to just be brushed off this episode AND hughie gets SA'd AGAIN?????? HELLO?????
#also is it just me but something was. off. about episode 7#the dialogue was clunky#it was shot weird. like idk it didnt feel right but dont ask me to explain#the ashley and a-train stuff was good but homelander firecracker and sage were just. weird#webweaver scene felt unnecessary and a very forced “ohoho homelander kills someone in a gruesome way!”#and the deep subplot was??? okay i guess??? the stuff with the octopus was absurd and funny which was kind of always deep's thing(tm)#but then his fight with annie and everyone was. eh???#oh and kimiko and frenchie#like they were cute as always but. idk. i feel like frenchie's stuff is getting kind of rushed + kimiko having a whole other reason she#doesnt speak felt like it came out of nowhere. but thats a nitpick#anyway yeah idk. ill still watch the next episode since im this deep in but i am NOT optimistic for a good conclusion#the boys#billy butcher#hughie campbell#annie january#kimiko miyashiro#frenchie the boys#homelander#firecracker#the boys s4#the boys spoilers
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Los Chicos Peleandoooooo
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#song lan#xue yang#I know it makes jokes less funny if you explain them but I feel like I gotta for this one:#xue yang’s Spanish here is playing on the fact he’s a beginner (using a commonly taught phrase)#combined with the fact that he’s clearly taking what he’s heard Xiao Xingchen use.#of course XY would want to know how to cuss someone out in another language. Do you think XXC would teach him how? Nope.#XY would ask ‘How do I to someone I really hate them?’#and XXC would say ‘You tell them ‘Te Amo Mucho’ :•)’#As FAR as XY is concerned he knows *so* many swears. These words are just terms of endearment.#XXC would not swear or cuss anyone out but he *would* punctuate phrases with general terms of endearment.#More so directed towards A-Qing but Xue Yang has been proven to be a decent indirect learner.#That said he has also been shown to Not Quite Get The Nuances (consequences of observational learning).#Sadly he never had a good observational model for love or compassion B*(#Spanish speakers please oh god please correct me if I biffed something badly here. I can fix it.
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The criticism that I've seen that Gwiles/Ghostflower receives that they "are only so connected bc they're both spiders" is silly cuz idk how to break it to ya but that's the whole point.
The point of the first movie and the reason why Spider Gang got so attached to each other so quickly is cuz they thought they were going through all of their struggles alone until they've met. They repeat this several times in the movie.
Because what they're doing is hard and they feel like no one understands them, not really, because no one in their universes has the same powers and backstories, until they found out that there are others who went through basically the same things they were going through. And it is what brought the whole team closer, and Miles and Gwen as love interests. It's not that they're only attracted to each other because of that - Miles and Gwen even started getting along before they knew about each other's powers - but that was exactly what made them (I'm talking about the whole team now as well as M and G as a potential couple) so considerate of each other from the start.
That's the plot (or one of many plots) of the movie.
#don't get me wrong I'm not mad i just find it funny how you watch a whole movie and don't understand it's main plot that was explained#to you many times during the said movie#sorry i just#i just love this so much and someone is like you don't get it this is a bad thing no it's not#of course you can't ship everything i respect your opinion but this part right here is what bugs me#spider man into the spider verse#Gwen stacy#miles morales#gwiles#Ghostflower#spider man across the spider verse#across the spiderverse#into the spiderverse#spiderverse
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I love how the iswm fandom saw this post and we ALL thought the same thing and went "yeah, he'd serve cunt in this fit". yall are so based for this. post under the cut:
#iswm#in space with markiplier#markiplier#head engineer mark#engie mark#WE ALL HAD THE SAME THOUGHT THIS IS SO GODDAMN FUNNY KSJDHFJKHSDJKFDS#HERES MY CONTRIBUTION#scheeze art#pear post#THIS OUTFIT IS SERIOUSLY SO CUNTY CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY TO ME
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