#soooo this happened

[scholastic-dragon]

Happy Blurple tuesday everyone!

I give to you all my very first mating season fic, which was supposed to be ooey gooey feelings and ended up in lots of biting and dry humping (way to go brain!)

So this is an 18+ story, minors GO AWAY.

Another edit note, this is now a TMNT All 4 1 Challenge fic, I didn't mean to do that but one of the lines just worked perfectly.

I don't know what it is about this challenge but it makes me write borderline smutty things. The line is getting thinner everyday.

Enjoy!

Leo x Fem!reader x Donnie

Sweet Treat

Warnings: slight angsty boys in the beginning, spelling mistakes, talk about mating seasons and mates, healthy communication, established relationship, poly!relationship (not tscest), turtle smoothces and neck kisses (and bites 😉), grinding and making out, premature ejaculation,

You weren't sure how it started but you could tell your boyfriends were miserable.

They weren't as happy or chipper, they barely left the lair and responded in short simple messages.

It was the beginning of spring and normally your seasonal depression and cabin fever started to flare up, so you assumed that's what they were going through.

It's the only thing that made sense.

But there was something else. When you video called Donnie and Leo there was a sadness and longing in their eyes.

You knew something was going on, and eventually they would come and tell you what was wrong, but until then, you came up with a plan.

Finding a recipe online, you - to some work of a higher being- made a pretty decent homemade tiramisu. After putting that in the fridge you headed to your nearest Target to pick up some things.

You grabbed an extra box of Leo's favorite tea and crackers and a few large bags of candy. Coming home, you texted your boyfriends asking them to come over.

Normally they'd both simultaneously say yes, unless training or patrol was within an hour or so. But you had to send a few convincing texts before they agreed.

You put your kettle on the stove, heating up the water and pulled out Leo's favorite mug. Then you pulled out Donnie's tiramisu, which thankfully, was still standing.

About 10 minutes later, you heard a small knock at your window. You rushed over and unlocked it, moving so your large boyfriends could squeeze in.

Your wide smile dissolved slightly seeing how uncomfortable they looked. Their shoulders were tense, jaws clenched, they looked ready to fight at the slightest move.

"Hey, I missed you guys," You spoke softly, watching as they removed their boots and heavy gear.

"I missed you too, dearest," Donnie said, unlacing his boots.

"You've been on my mind all week, love,"

You raised a brow, normally it was the same response or they said "we" but this was different. They weren't even looking each other in the eyes, they were completely avoiding the other.

"Are you alright?" They both stood up tall and shrugged.

"Yeah, I'm fine,"

"just, tired," they spoke at the same time, it was almost frightening.

"Not to sound ungrateful to be over, but is there a reason you insisted we hangout tonight?" Donnie stepped forward, his frame blocking out Leo from your view.

"Uh....yeah, I noticed you guys seemed a bit off....so I-" You pointed toward the kitchen when the kettle started to whistle. Both boys winced at the sound.

You leaned around Donnie, placing a hand on Leo's forearm. "That's for tea, if you want some," You smiled warmly. The look broke him, his brows furrowing and his chest heaving as if this were something hard to comprehend.

"But you don't have the tea-"

"I got some today, you favorite, there's a whole box in the cabinets," His jaw dropped at your statement, marching over to your cabinets until he found the box.

He saw his mug out too and started to make his favorite drink.

"I have something for you too," You took Donnie's hand in yours leading him to the kitchen island.

"For me?" He stuttered, his palms were sweaty and he seemed hesitant to follow you further into your apartment.

You pulled the tiramisu tray over, watching as his eyes widened and jaw dropped.

"You-" He stuttered, breathing picking up. "You made this- You made this? For me?"

"Yeah, I know you love it, and don't worry if it's not good I have DoorDash points I can use to just order one-" You were cut off by him launching at you, his hands cupping your face. The force of his steps pushed you back into the counter.

You thought he was going to kiss you, but instead, he was nuzzling and rubbing his nose on your face and neck. He was also chirping extremely loud, which was very unlike him.

"Donnie, what's gotten into you?" You giggle, feeling his breath tickle your neck.

"I love you, I love you so much," He mumbled into your skin. He sounded drunk like he wasn't believing you were right in front of him.

His nips turned into small kitten licks and kisses, going from your chin to your jaw then down your neck.

You were frozen on the spot, you didn't want to disturb him, so you rested your hands on his biceps.

When Donnie got to the juncture where your neck and shoulder met he inhaled deeply. His arms moved from your face, down your shoulders to your arms, squeezing and holding you in place.

He kissed the spot loudly and welly before his teeth grazed your skin.

"Donnie~"

A loud bang made you both jump, looking over Donnie's shell you saw Leo glaring at his brother. His jaw was clenched and his chest was puffed out.

What the-

"You promised, Donnie," Leo growled out. Donnie sighed, body slumping as he peeled himself away from you.

"What-What's going on? What did he promise?" You glance between the two of them.

They shared a look before Donnie cleared his throat. "You were right earlier when you said we'd been acting differently and seeming more....upset." He inhaled deeply, not meeting your eyes. "The truth is that it's our mating season and we both desperately want to be your mates but being around you at the same time makes both of us very aggressive and violent towards each other, and we don't want to be that way in fear of hurting you. So we made a promise that neither of us would mate, or in our case bite, you."

"Oh baby," You stepped forward, gesturing for them to do the same. When they did, you cupped their cheeks, running your thumbs along their cheekbones. "I don't mind being your mate, if thats something you both want, we made this relationship work, we can make this work too,"

"Our instincts say otherwise," Donnie mumbled, kissing your palm. "It's a constant physical and mental battle,"

"Then we'll just have to change them," Both their eyes went wide, glancing at each other and then back at you. "I will become both of your mates and we'll work through it one step at a time,"

"Honey, you don't have to-" Leo started, moving his face out of your hand.

"I want to. This isn't something that you have to go through alone, I want to help you both,"

Leo chuckled, blinking the tears away from his eyes. "God, you really are perfect, aren't you?"

"Alright, so step one," You removed your hands and looked between them. "How do I become your mate?"

Both chuckled softly, their faces turning a bit darker.

"Well, for our instincts we want to bite the juncture of your neck and shoulder," Leo rubbed his hands on his pants, not meeting your eyes.

"Alright," You shrugged, pulling a hair tie off your wrist and putting it up. "Who's first?"

The boys stuttered glancing at each other, seeming to have a telepathic conversation before meeting your eyes.

"Can....can we do it one at a time?" Leo sheepishly asked.

"And with a bit more privacy, it's kinda a big moment for us," Donnie piped in.

"Yeah, yeah, that's fine, whatever you guys want." You smiled warmly at them, taking one of their hands you squeeze gently. "I'll go wait in my room and we'll take turns,"

You heard their collective sighs of relief as you walked away, softly closing your bedroom door.

You threw off your thick sweatshirt, wearing only a tank top, and quickly pulled the blankets on you bed up.

You turned off the big overhead light and switched on your fairy lights. You wanted this to be perfect for them.

You could hear them talking through the door, thankfully it didn't sound mean or violent.

After a moment the handle turned and a very shy Leo opened the door. He smiled at you, closing the door behind him.

You sat up on your knees and held your arms out. He was quick to jump on the bed with you and wrap his arms around your waist, pulling your chest flush with his.

You kissed him softly, noticing how his hands were shaking. To calm him, you rubbed your hands up and down his large arms.

He sighed heavily, one hand cupping your cheek as the kisses got more heated. He pulled away breathlessly, staring deep into your eyes, his hand moved to the back of your head, massaging your scalp.

"Are you sure you want to do this?"

You suppressed a giggle, nodding and kissing his plump lips again.

"Yes, I'm sure, love,"

He nodded, a gesture that was clearly more for himself. He sat up more on his knees, coming a few inches above you, one hand held your hip and the other on the back of your head, keeping you steady.

He kissed down your jaw, inhaling greedily at the smell that was pure you. Reaching the juncture, he breath quivered before his lips kissed the spot softly.

His teeth gently grazed your skin, as if testing where the best spot to bite would be. When he found his spot, his body tensed for a moment, pulling you impossibly closer.

His teeth firmly came out and pressed down on your skin, giving you a moment to still back out.

Your hands ran up and down his arms, squeezing and massaging the muscles.

Finally, his resolve broke and his teeth clamped down on your neck. Not enough to break the skin, but you certainly would have a large bruise.

You whimpered softly, Leo's hand started massaging your hip to get you to relax. Your face flushed at the loud muffled groan he made into your skin.

The pain ebbed away as he gently licked and kissed the spot. He pulled away, still holding you, his pupils were blown wide as he looked you over.

"Are you alright?" His chest heaved.

This time you let a little giggle escape, cupping his face in your hands. "Yes, Leo it was just a little bite,"

He kissed both your palms, his hands rubbing your wrists. "Not to me,"

He kissed you soundly, slipping his tounge past your lips before pulling away with a smirk.

"I'll go get Donnie," He rose from the bed, going out into the living room.

You took a moment to catch your breath, how something as simple as a bite got your heart racing was a mystery to you.

After a moment, Donnie opened the door with a large grin, kicking the door closed and pouncing on you.

You fell back onto the soft pillows as Donnie immediately began kissing you. He impatiently licked at the seam of your lips and you opened your mouth with a small moan.

He groaned against you, laying on his forearm by your head while the other hand trailed up and down your side.

He pulled back, gulping down air, smiling like a dork. He rubbed his nose against yours, then realized he still had his glasses on and put them on the nightstand.

He chuckled softly, examining your neck, he went to the other side of Leo's bite and gently nuzzled and bit at the skin.

He too exhaled shakily at the juncture, looking up to meet your eyes. "May I?"

You nodded, nails scratching at the back of his head and shoulders.

His head lowered and he kissed the spot wetly, then inhaled deeply before sinking his teeth into the spot.

He moaned loudly against your skin, hand gripping the blanket by your head. Your heart felt like it was going to explode in your chest. Why were you enjoying this so much?

He pulled away and kissed the spot, then trailed up your neck to your lips.

"You okay?"

"Yeah, I'm okay," You were breathless, staring into his gorgeous hazel eyes.

Then a sheepish look flashed across his face. "Can I...um.....okay, I know we've asked a lot of you today, but....um....but,"

"Donnie," You cup his face, kissing his nose to silence him. "It's alright, honey, you can ask,"

His face grew darker looking down at you. "Would you....bite me as well?"

You eyes went wide as saucers, your voice catching in your throat.

He was quick to explain. "I mean, you're already my mate cause of my bite but it would mean a lot to me if you would-"

"Okay."

He stopped talking, staring down at you with wide eyes. You were sure he stopped breathing.

"Okay?" He repeated.

"Okay, I'll bite you," You giggle softly as he rolled over so you were on top of him. Planting your hands on the bed beside his head you leaned over him, feeling a wave of uncertainty wash over you. "I'm new to all of this, can you show me where to start?"

He smiled, running his hand up and down his neck. "Just kiss and nip all around, then when you feel comfortable, bite right here," He tapped his collarbone, chest heaving.

You nodded, showering his neck with kisses, licks, and nips. His hands wrapped around your waist, one occasionally dipping down to squeeze and palm at your ass through your sweatpants.

Feeling more courage with his small moans and whimpers, you kiss his collarbone. Running your teeth over the spot, taking a deep breath you bite down.

Donnie's hands tightened around you, pushing you into his body. As your teeth sunk into his skin, he let out a very loud moan, his hips grinding into your stomach. Your face turned bright red from the noise, and you felt a wet patch start to form on your lower stomach.

You pull away, noticing how heavy Donnie was panting and the way his eyes were screwed shut.

"Did you just-"

"No," He was quick to respond, not meeting your eyes.

"It's alright that you did-"

"Well I didn't, that must be from you,"

"I'm wearing thick sweatpants, there's no way I could've done that!" You giggled, cupping his cheek and making him meet your eyes. "There's nothing to be embarrassed about,"

He scoffed. "There are actually several, but okay,"

You kissed his pout, laughing against his lips. "I love you," You looked over your shoulder at the door. "And I love you too, Leo!"

Leo sheepishly opened the door, trying and failing to hide his grin.

Donnie sat up on his elbows. "How long were you at the door?"

"Well it sounded like a bird hit the window and I wanted to make sure it was okay," Leo ducked the pillow that Donnie chucked at him.

Donnie groaned. "I'm never going to live this down, am I?"

You and Leo both shook your heads. "No, you're not,"

You leaned down and kissed him again, smirking as you trailed a hand down his plastron.

"But I can think of a few ways you can make it up to me,"

tags: @turtle-babe83 @thelaundrybitch @happymoonangel @sharpwindow @sketch-and-write-lover @dilucsflame33 @tmnt-tychou

[antoine-triplett]

bones au / christine booth + ghosts . . . “Dad… there’s something I need to tell you.” “Okay…” he replied with a carefully blank expression. “You know how I’ve been working at the book store for a while now?” He nodded in the affirmative and she continued. “Well, I’ve decided to take my career in a… different direction.” Her father’s hands began to fidget in his lap, signalling nerves even though his face still didn’t. Reaching into her pocket, she retrieved the business card she had stashed there earlier because it seemed easier than saying the truth out loud. The small rectangle was pale purple and read: ‘Christine Booth, Medium & Paranormal Investigator’. Christine’s heart beat wildly in her chest while his shrewd eyes scanned the words. “I feel like this is what I’m supposed to be doing,” she explained desperately. “I tried to ignore it for a long time, told myself that I was imagining things or… but I know I’m not. I think I can help people.” . . .

[radlymona]

GREECE LEGALISED SAME SEX MARRIAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[hamable]

Ok no I do have to make it it’s own post bc I don’t remember the book’s scene in detail but Annabeth seeing the fates cut a string at the arch is so fascinating. Bc we know that’s Luke’s string. He’s not dying soon, but it’s been decided when he will die.

The moment the fates decide that Luke will die and when is right after Percy sacrifices himself. Right after he shows Annabeth his care and loyalty. That she is worth saving. That she doesn’t deserve the wrath intended for her. A set of dominoes has just been toppled and when they all finally fall, she will stand between Luke and Percy and choose Percy. From this moment, from this early on, Luke’s fate is sealed.

[blueskittlesart]

zl wedding (again)

[ciil]

i recently started yyh b/c it is on netflix now (when did that happen) anyways the dub especially makes me laugh truly some bangers in there

[brbarou]

sorry for thinking your torture trauma tattoo is kinda sick. won't happen again

[unrealisticlea]

The 118 reacts to bi Buck this, the Buckley parents react to Tommy that. How about Josh reacts to Buck and Tommy. One of the hottest men he has ever seen gets out of the helicopter that delivered the disappeared groom. But before he can even think “man I hope he’s gay”, Maddie’s little brother runs up to the guy and they have the most cinematic kiss he has ever witnessed, with the helicopter in the background and cheering all around them (it’s for Chimney but it’s there). Josh has been going on failing dates with horrible people for at least a decade and reformed manwhore (his ex coworker Abby’s ex toy boy!) Buck Buckley bags fucking Clark Gable 0.2 seconds after coming out. He’s gonna be seething.

[ranna-alga]

"Do the Evolution" - Pearl Jam

[thedaythatwas]

something I appreciate about akechi as a character is that he never seems to think hmm, maybe I should emotionally distance myself from joker, because being invested in him could end up being bad for me when I need to kill him. the vengeance-oriented character goro is made out to be at first glance ought to think like this, but NO! goro akechi is NOT (just) that guy!

from the beginning, akechi goes above and beyond the minimum requirements of getting intel on joker and gaining his trust. he says, I’ll go the extra mile! I’m going to follow him around, inside and outside the metaverse. we’re going to talk about my dead mom. I’m going to insist that we’re RIVALS! I’ll spend so long thinking about all the reasons I hate him that it’ll become obvious to everyone around me— even joker’s (not a) cat— that what I feel isn’t really hate but something much more complex. obviously, this will make killing him that much more gratifying, because our lives are now intertwined! HA! take that joker! I WIN!

I believe this… interesting… thought process has something to do with akechi’s central motivation being more than just a desire for vengeance. he also desperately craves approval and recognition. akechi is not actually all that pragmatic. he’s highly driven by emotion, sometimes at the cost of logic (I mean… his revenge plot isn’t all that mature or well-thought through. it’s basically suicidal).

this considered, it seems that becoming akiren’s rival would be second nature to goro. it gives him a veritable cornucopia of things he craves. winning their “game” allows him to feel recognized for his worth. just playing it gives him opportunities to feel seen and known. being a rival is addictive. he gets the chance to embrace the anger he cultivates towards akiren and the rush of putting him at the center of his thoughts. their rivalry is by far the most intimate relationship akechi has. and so, he gets more and more tangled up with joker— and in his feelings about joker— regardless of any risk that poses to his plans. distancing himself would go against goro’s every instinct.

being akiren’s rival is tied to akechi’s vengeance, but somewhere along the line, “besting joker” evolves to be about more than plotting against shido. this is probably for similar reasons as to why akechi’s desire for vengeance against his father was never purely about “vengeance” at all.

of course, this comes with the pesky, entirely predictable side effect of akechi getting a bit obsessed. oh well! it doesn’t end up stopping him from trying to carry out his order to kill akiren.

regardless of how events actually unfold, akechi’s feelings are a clean-cut liability to his revenge plot. a rational character would probably want to avoid such an obvious crack in his armor. this to say, as intelligent as akechi is, he’s not really all that rational. there’s a difference! he’s not who he appears to be at first glance, or even second or third glance. he’s not the detective prince, or an assassin with tunnel vision for vengeance, or even just plain angry. akechi wants to be needed, and he’ll do anything to chase that feeling.

so yeah, it would’ve been nice if he had found a homoerotic rival before the shido revenge plot debacle happened! alas.

[rivalkieran]

designs for (some of) the pokeprotags AND THIS TIME theyre actually the age they would be during their pokemon journeys! for some reason I never draw them like this so I guess thats changing now

[kerryweaverlesbian]

Castiel comes to Sam for advice about his crush on Dean but he obfuscates who he's talking about successfully because Sam doesn't know just how much he and Dean hang out without him.

Dean, obliquely trying to come out to Sam during a conversation about settling down: besides who would even want to date me long term. Cas is the closest thing I've had to a girlfriend in years.

Sam, casual and oblivious: I think Cas has a boyfriend.

Dean:...What????

Sam: yeah he told me about him. He's like a drummer or something, travels cross country a lot. I thought you knew? It's pretty serious, they've been together like 8 years I think?

Dean, seething with jealousy and horror: What's he like? Have you met him? What the fuck??

Sam, delighted to have more info on Cas than Dean does for once: Cas really didn't tell you? Well I guess that makes sense. I've always thought he and I share a more profound bond.

Dean: Sam.

Sam: Okay, okay. I haven't met him but from what Cas says, he's like, a real dork. Won't let anyone touch his CD collection, always brings up movie references no one has ever heard of- although it is Cas, who knows what his scale of normal movies is. He's good with kids, apparently.

Dean: sounds annoying.

Sam: ha! That's funny. I said he sounded like you, and Cas gave me a death stare. Yeah just like that one.

Dean: what does Cas want with a normie guy like that? And why didn't he tell me? There's gotta be something going on with this dude. This whole thing stinks. And - wait. Hold the phone. Cas is gay????

Sam: dude, you've met Cas, right?

Dean: shut up!!!! Keep talking. Where can I find this sonofabitch and how can we find out his intentions

Sam: well according to Cas he intends to be [cas impression] 'adorable and infuriating at the same time and succeeds on both counts'. Cas seems pretty happy with the guy, I think we should just be happy for him.

Dean, heartbroken and hiding it gruffly: yeah. I'm fucking ecststic.

[drdemonprince]

people who are obsessed with passing are gonna be the death of our community i swear

[superhell]

i cant stop fucking laughing funniest screencap of all time 

[ascorian]

say something nice to the birthday girl!!!!!!

[willczek-art]

The real nightmare of Nightmare Time is that there's so little of it