#sorebutt

[vaugarde]

tumblr: worshipping celebrities is bad! just look how worshipping jimbo sorebutt turned out!!! man, mark cloaca would NEVER do this to us. good on you mark cloaca!! wait, wait im getting a call. *murmuring* so it turns out that mark cloaca MIGHT be racist but…. but we dont have all the context for him posing with a politician pushing for segregation and saying “i heart segregation”, so dont worry!! in any case josie hole would NEVER-

[zaruba-needslove]

Slight meta post since I have many thought... which many times I've tried to include in my fics and end up getting derailed or sometimes i din evet get a chance to include.

But nope.... not gonna talk about Kei-chan or Ace cos ppl do seem like to find faults on Kei too much or think that Ace would never do anything wrong or be less than perfect...

So buffbutt gonna be my usual target.... heh?

Anyway...

The series NEVER explained or try to justify WHY buffass was intentionally being such a sorebutt during the earlier games. Like yeah he hated the asses who caused Tohru's death--but wait?

Something that I occasionally think but sometimes just skip, was that I've always assume that assbutt KNEW exactly HOW Tohru died aka they had their buckles stolen after being ganged up and later attacked by Jyamato... thus explain away buffass's hate on the players, but DID assbuff really WITNESS all that? What if the only thing they knew/saw was just Tohru collapsing and 'died'?

Since we were never shown the actual beginning of the first onscreen DGP, it makes me wonder HOW buffass's actual first entry look like? Would it be the same as Keiwa's first hour at his first game...OR WORSE? Like someone would try to argue that eh.... buffass and Tohru used to be delinquents so it shouldn't be hard fighting the Jyamato the first time... but are average HUMAN trash comparable to a Jyamato? Weapons aside, can you easily get killed when you get punched by a gangster? Would've needed a lot a punches for that tho. But a Jyamato... one strike would've been enough. Early buffass ass would've performed as mediocre as Keiwa and Neon have been (yet look at that shit acting so snob saying all the noobs gon get pwned so bad). Also you'd think someone who cares a lot about Tohru wouldn't act so ass to someone who're also like Tohru.... right? He shouldn't act the same way as the asses that shit on Tohru... right? No?

Considering what happened to Tohru, it won't be weird to assume that Buffass joined the game because of that. But you know what? Assuming the bool's Desire card wish had always been the same... I had to REALLY question that guy's motive. His first DGP happening not long after he witnessed Tohru supposedly died... yet Butt's wish was to "Crush all Kamen Rider"? And not... trying to find out the truth about what happen to Tohru? Does that mean from the very start, he already believed that Tohru died? Really?

I mean...

So far, in ANY DGP rider deaths... aside from the red pixels thingie to differentiate the blue pixalating effects when players gets retired, have any players being shown that they've breathe their last breath when their core iD breaks BEFORE they got zapped away? Could anyone be sure that 'killed' players really got killed fr instead of being hidden away at some 'storage' facility?*

So back to buffass, after being told that they can make ANY wish come true if they can survive and win the game... have they never thought about wishing to GET Tohru back? No? Why? I mean until assbuff got shipped to Jyama Garden, that guy din act like he knows for sure that Tohru's Dead dead. Eh?

Suddenly I feel so bad for Tohru lol despite acting like he can't live w/out his friend by his side assbutt never considered wanting to 'revive' Tohru.

That aside, another thing that's been bothering me (and reason why I never bought that whole argument about 'assbutt really do care about other people's happiness' shit) was WHY that assbuff kept up this image of an asshole player that only care about themselves? I mean that butt was supposed to 'hate' those 'bad' players who should be responsible for causing Tohru's death (hence the animosity to Ace)... yet he's pretending to be the same like those bad players? That's weird. Like even if it's just to protect themselves , the behaviour the butt show was overdoing it. Even if they were trying to copy Ace's attitude like how rebellious teenagers trying to act like gangsters to appear tough, that guy never displayed any sign that their 'true' selves was really THAT 'caring' in the first place. Beroba was on point about that, esp whenever Buff try to overzealously act very kindly or caring... it felt more like Butt was trying to 'cosplay' as Keiwa. Not because of his own supposed 'true' self/personality, but because that was what butt thinks a kind/good person was supposed to be.... someone like Keiwa. So by butt's logic... to be a nice person is to act like Keiwa.

So yeah.... i dunno what people see in that guy. Butt felt so much a fraud as a fraud could be. Seeing that guy act 'kind' and not asshole was weird. Wouldn't YOU feel weird out as well? If someone who's usually yandere/tsundere suddenly went deredere on you, would you be wary of them?

So I don't really like that assbutt... though yeah, if he appeared in my fics I'll try to give explanation on why he behave like an ass... but aside from that, i can't stand that boofaw.

Buffa is such a fraud.

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*like before it's stated crystal clear that the defeated players were really killed and get recycled as plantfood, I used to assume that the defeated players were just stowed away/hidden from the public either physically or digitally (like how the Tree of Knowledge stored the Jyama parasite victims). cos I had these thoughts during PunkJack SP where Win saw a few very injured players being in pain yet they still looked VERY alive. So I used to think that defeated players din really die as were told before... that maybe they're just in comatose state or being put to suspended animation state or smth. So if it's like that, for the DGP to grant Keiwa's wish to 'revive' the defeated players... it shouldn't be hard to achieve that, since the killed players never really died. but it din end up like that.

** yanno i kept referring to Buff as something butt-related I may end up liking that butt lol, but nah... it'll just be Moku-chan's butt I'm growing fond of. Not that Ass TM. And I still won't ship that guy with Ace. Or Keiwa. At most it'll with Daichi or Knight or even Archimedel and Beroba 😃

*** before people tryna argue about why won't butt wish for Tohru's revival... isn't that the most likely thing people who have lost a dearest person would wish first, if someone ANYONE tryna offer a chance to win an impossible wish and it can be anything, wouldn't reviving their loved ones be the first thing they want? Also I think someone in the Desire Royale was in that position (or maybe i'm misremembering)

[myzenger-blog]

Started training for Moab Skinny Tire...March 13-15. @skinnytireevents. Haven't been on a bike FOREVER! My butt hurts and I was only in the saddle for 38 minutes....ouch! Train with me? Get your bike out and hook it up to an indoor trainer. I got mine cheap! Watched a video of a bike ride so it felt like I was outside (well sorta).....it's so fun to ride a bike in Moab or anywhere for that matter! Come ride with me! #jenn60agingstrong #bikelife #bikeride #Moab #skinnytire #archesnationalpark #deadhoursepointstatepark #freshair #exercise #stamina #sorebutt #getoutside #agingstrong #60yearsyoung #60yearsold #60strong #oldageisfun # (at Holladay, Utah) https://www.instagram.com/p/CKk2r_DB0lS/?igshid=onyfrj8d1rj7

[leacupuncture]

📍 A passive glutes workout❓ . Fire cupping‼ . . Practice: Newtown & CBD Contact: 0431 352 444 . #acupuncturenewtown #CBDacupuncture #acupuncture #instaglam #acu #sorebutt #sorecalves #tightcalves #tightglutes #newtown #sydney #sciatica #buttworkout#pain #help #glutes #cuppingtherapy #cuppingwork #gym #instatherapy #legday (at Newtown, New South Wales) https://www.instagram.com/p/CByptVdnCBn/?igshid=1mf5hfjsijjvj

[girl4music]

The passed few days have been eventful in the Xenaverse. Kevin Sorebutt was always a sorebutt but Lucy just ripped him a whole new butt to be sore from. Pity Kevin Sorebutt.

[tesialo]

Praying tomorrow is Friday! #tesiatravels #tesiamunches #cold #snowboarding #bearmountain #bigbearlake #bigbear #hardsnow #butthurts #stillsore #snowboard #mountain #hardfalls #skilifts #tired #workingout #sorebutt #pictures #tybg #breaktime #shots #alcohol #jamie #qualitytime #friends #fellowphotographers #lagirl #nature #rockymountains #earspopped (at Big Bear Mountain Resort) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs-Cto_BWtO/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1s8eqm7jk842p

[fuckface2]

He can fit over 40? I can barely fit 2 xD #miketyson #buttstuff #sorebutt #40dicksinass

[earlymyths-blog]

#Odysseus week! Our hero takes revenge in his palace having won the archery contest, much to the surprise of the evil suitors. Odysseus had remained disguised until he strung the bow, and now turns on the suitors who had occupied his home! #odyssey #archery #sorebutt #greekmyths #greekmythology #awards #childrensbooks #legends #kidsbooks https://www.instagram.com/p/BqiYtvKHduB/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=pn32f83ryhd3

[melsylouise]

Who would have thought that I would be rowing 10000m one year ago! Determined to get this under 50min and I did it! Inspired by the marathon row at the #crossfitgames however this is nothing compared to that distance! #concept2 #concept2rower #rower #stoked #10km #sorebutt #feelinggood #cityfitness #ilovetorow🚣 (at CityFitness) https://www.instagram.com/p/BmJ1JnnHYPu/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=yx69bbmzny8d

[ryanferdz38-blog]

Is love. Thanks for coming to my life. #SeriesBingeingGalore #sorebutt #chips&dips #weekendwillbelike

[janchavis]

Had to go to the vet again today and it was no fun 😢 (anal glands 2nd time in 2 weeks). After her rudeness, Dr Taylor tried to make me feel better with hugs and kisses. Guess what? It worked! Dr Taylor is the best! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ . . #mrgusandfriends #dogswithmohawks #dogswithmustashes #veterinarian #butthurts #sorebutt #dogslife #caninestyle #ouch #dogs #dogoftheday #poodlesaredoodles #poodles (at Bishop Ranch Veterinary Center & Urgent Care)

[mmabarbie1]

What. A. Day! I'm sore. We had athletic conditioning today. Ouchies! Day 2 of clean eating and no drinks. The clean eating isn't that bad, but it's a new habit for me to drink tea after work. Healthy habits. #healthychoices @bodybuildingcom @optimumnutrition #healthylifestyle #healthy #sore #soremucles #sorebutt #gymtime #gymmotivation #gymlife #weights #weightlossgoals #weightlosssupport #weightlossjourney #weightlosstransformation #weightloss #challenge #challengeyourself #challengeaccepted #optimumnutrition #bodybuildingcom #fitness #fitnessjourney #fitnessmotivation #fitnessgirl #fitnesslifestyle

[leacupuncture]

📍 A passive glutes workout❓ . Fire cupping‼ . . Practice: Newtown & CBD Contact: 0431 352 444 . #acupuncturenewtown #CBDacupuncture #acupuncture #instaglam #acu #sorebutt #sorecalves #tightcalves #tightglutes #newtown #sydney #sciatica #buttworkout#pain #help #glutes #cuppingtherapy #cuppingwork #gym #instatherapy #legday (at Newtown, New South Wales) https://www.instagram.com/p/CBypGWcHD1H/?igshid=180klkk8yjw8x

[girl4music]

Just finished listening to the podcast. LUCY has some strong political opinions for sure. And the very fact she didn't blast Sorebutt out for his recent behaviour towards her was really classy of her. Even though if any statement should be made about him, it would have been best to state it there. The entire thing was total satire. And jokes of the brash kind are totally welcome. My kind of comedy ❤️ Loved it.

Also... Confirmation on Xena and Gabrielle being lovers and that God has absolutely no problem with that was *chefs kiss*.

https://art19.com/shows/godcast/episodes/eb3c918f-c5a9-4371-bbc6-9e74f8f02dff

[therealfaithfulfit-blog]

Okay maybe it’s a little SWAG!! But today’s leg day combines by last weeks leg day - GOOD LORD my butt is on fire ! ✨✨ . . . PiYo did a mind - booty - SPIRT (good) !! ✨✨ . . . Being in a class with young, middle aged, and seniors - made me realize just how blessed I am. It showed me also that favor ain’t fair. ✨✨ . . . Some of the women could bend and move in ways my thick thighs couldn’t. And I was able to coordinate and collect myself faster than they could. We all made up a beautiful master piece. And I am so grateful for their lives, presence, and witness. ✨✨ . . . We all are a product of our choices and love. I brought something to the table that they may not have seen. And they gave me a sense of HOPE I hadn’t had before. We all had SWAG. ✨✨ . . . And I don’t take teaching moments like this lightly. They deposited into my spirit to stay young as long as I can physically feel it and live old and wise as much as I possibly could. ✨✨ . . . Their SWAG is different than mine but it’s SWAG nonetheless. And I’m just grateful to be in the number. I am alive, able bodied, grateful and thankful. Oh & SORE as hell🤣😆😍🙌🏽 #faithfullybeautiful #faithfullyfitkrys #piyoresults #sorebutt (at Faithful Fitness)

[streamlinecycles]

Love it when guests send us pics. #thankyou #awesomeday #bikerides #bikerental #humpday #sunnyday #couplesthatride #lovewhatyoudo #gelseats #sorebutt #bartonsprings #hopegallery #graffitti #spraypaint #airstreambikeshop #bikelife #stinkypink #trekbikes #treklove #townlake #maspeth #lovewhatwedo