#sorry Dan

[loafielolz]

Me after beating UTY's pacifist route (ill never be the same)

[lyon-amore]

[chalkrevelations]

AND ANOTHER THING about that scene in the shop - not two minutes after Nick has told Dan that back in the day, when he was funny looking, no one ever liked him or wanted to hit on him, here comes Boston to elbow Dan out of the way and take his rightful place as The Hunter, pursuing Nick with expert skill.

He likes you, Nick. And he definitely wants to hit that on you ok, both.

[thepeculiarbird]

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

[semiotomatics]

as if i needed another reason not to want to go to the concert tonight

the AQI's only 66 rn and my window's closed but i feel like absolute trash garbo, no way im willingly spending 3+ hours outside

[danielsmithshairmx]

New addition for my series 🤪🤪

[amoontoyou]

idk how this happened but i fully refer to dan as “dan fire” in my head now. first it was ironic but now i can’t go back

[two-evil-tails]

❤ (Dun care, Dan's gonna kiss his friend xD)

"What in hell are you doing?!" The fox pushes the other away the moment his lips came in contact with Miles' fur, growling at Dan with a dangerous blue glint in his eyes.

"You have two seconds to explain yourself. And that's only because you are supposed to be my friend."

[landosfenestraz]

i forgot he played for my hometown club, i also forgot we live in the same village😭

[pseudophan]

anthony is dead: the funeral roast (paid content)

[ninyard]

fox tweets (pt.2)

[otp-more-like-killmeplease]

[n4391]

What’s in Trailblazer’s trash?!

[gamora-borealis]

reminiscing on dan and phil's life story together always makes me feel insane because it sounds like the plot of a fanfic: two freakishly tall awkward british gays with matching emo haircuts. dan starts out as a fan of phil, phil encourages him to make his own videos after they start talking online. dan only started trying to get phil's attention online on his 18th birthday and within months they meet up irl, and the Q&A video they make together the first time they meet blows up. within a little over a year they are practically living together, then they are accidentally outed because of a freak YouTube glitch as well as fans discovering old posts. nevertheless they become pioneers in what YouTubers can do outside the platform itself - Radio Hosts/Celebrity Interviews/Touring Stage Shows/Books/Party Games/Disney Cameos. they eventually come out via a dan video essay with 12 million views. later they move in to their third place together, a luxury home they bought and designed with all the money they made over the years. then when Dan goes on a solo tour in 2022 they reveal they that they had never spent more than two weeks apart since 2009. And don't even get me started on the joint gaming channel or the cat whiskers...

BUT the wildest part, that knocks me out every time I remember, is how phil, who allegedly has psychic abilities passed on from his grandmother, used tarot cards in a video to predict that he would meet someone with personality traits that exactly match dan's, about three months before they ever began talking online. like. how is that a real sentence I just typed. do we live in a simulation.

[chaos-bringer-13]

Injured and trying to hide after a fight with GIW, Danny has to overshadow the first person he sees. Because of how weak he is at the moment, overshadowing doesn't work as usual, and he's just a voice in the guy's head, no actual control over the body. The person he overshadowed? Billy Batson.

Yes, it's divine twitch chat au. Billy probably doesn't even notice a new voice for some time. Danny is very confused because there are just so many people in there and they're gods and who the hell did he possess???

[ikiprian]

Clark is taking Kon and Jon out for a classic, super-style bonding flight. Just a quick jaunt around the US and back!

They don’t get far. Somewhere in Illinois airpace, they run across another family.

The three (a hulking man, a snarky teenage boy, and a cackling youngest girl, each a grayscale blur in the blue, blue sky) throw neon-lit beams of energy at one another, quips and insults flying almost as fast as they do. It looks like training. It looks like fun!

The boy of them looks like a younger version of the man. Exactly like, even. Clark is familiar with clones.

The youngest, a girl, looks like both of them, but not quite. Perhaps she will, age sharpening her childish features, but it’s hard to say. More likely, she’s the man’s daughter.

Interested, Clark introduces himself to Dan. He seems to be a hero in his own right, even if Superman’s yet to see him in action. And it’s not often Clark sees a family so like his own!