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[elv1raes]

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[quirinah]

most of my entire brand is being the terminally online guy and the caffeine guy but literally being forced to get off the internet during film crunch and weaning off coffee has put me in a way better mood and im not even joking. dattebayo

[instantpansies]

be honest would you guys buy jaws (1975) or jurassic park stickers from me. or perhaps keychains

[sonicranger1]

Can't believe i'm forced to say this again but alas- (<- No one is forcing me to do this)

BESTIES! ERROR AND NIGHTMARE AREN'T CANON TO INK! DREAM IS NOT CANON TO INK!

The only one that could possibly be canon to Ink is Swap if we take into consideration the canceled comic Comyet did a long while back! And the art Comyet has done with Ink and Error I'm 99% sure is just a what-if, not canon interpretation on how they think they possibly would interact together

Everytime I see someone with their full chest exclaim how the dream twins or Error are canon to ink I internally die inside I'm sorry

[dany36]

you know........i always saw affinity missions as a way to get to grow closer to a character and learn more about them and even to, you know, get to like them. didn't care much for yelv at the beginning but his affinity missions made me like him as a character, same thing with hope and neilnail and frye and well, a bunch of other characters i didn't give much thought to at the beginning.

so why the HELL did they decide to make the "new" guy's affinity mission so fucking obnoxious to start off, calling elma a "princess" twice in like the first five minutes and then call you a slowpoke and also like, making it seem that we have to prove ourselves to him. like bro, what??? fuck offfffffffffldkjsaflksjdflkjsadfljdlskfjalsdkjfaweir my character doesn't have to prove anything to you!!!

[cy-writes]

Crazy About You by Barbatos (Obey Me!)

Link to the original song

Oh yeah? Whatever may be bothering you,

I'll be pleased to talk it through

Styling or makeup

Or even setting up the dining too

There is nothing that I can't do

Do you think I'm overworked?

You know, everything you see me do, I'm happy with

A perfect spirit

Ah, a flawless scheme

So, no matter your please

Yes, allow me to brew you some tea

A troubled heart beats

I don't want to part from you, more than ever before

I'm crazy about you

Even, I can't, stop this, overflowing feeling, do you share this too?

Ahh, I wish to give you all, whatever it is that you'd ever need

No matter what you ask, I'll do it all for you now if you please

But if you make a mess, promise I won't let you have a rest,

As long as it takes,

I'll scold you until you quietly learn too

Oh yeah? Whatever may be bothering you,

I'll be pleased to talk it through

Sewing or cleaning up

There’s nothing I can’t do

This busy routine has, been too much just for you

But for me who's used to it, I'm loving this

A perfect spirit,

Ah, hold onto this feeling,

So, turn to me please

I, won't give you to anyone else, oh

I can't take this

My feelings for you

I'll make you mine

Ahh, I wish to give you all, whatever it is that you'd ever need

No matter what you ask, I'll do it all for you now if you please

But if you make a mess, promise I won't let you have a rest,

As long as it takes,

I'll scold you until you quietly--

I want you

'Cause I love you

I'm so crazy about you

Ahh, I wish to give you all, whatever it is that you'd ever need

No matter what you ask, I'll do it all for you now if you please

But if you make a mess, promise I won't let you have a rest,

As long as it takes,

I'll scold you until you quietly learn too

[oynonrings]

🪤 sits on the edge of my seat blinking at you with huge eyelashes waiting for you to answer the like 4 asks you must have in your inbox

yeagh i got like 4 asks

[wolframpant]

[hershelwidget]

THE COMIC IS HERE!! I had to pair a bunch of them together so some of the art is a bit cropped :’)

I haven’t done a comic in a LONG TIME so this is Very Rusty :( Ah well! The concept of making these goobers Human is so silly to me

[sickfreaksirkay]

brose would have done numbers on tumblr he was dog metaphoring because dog metaphoring was cool

[eissaphir]

Adam to Niffty: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

[promithiae]

Ok this happened sooner than I thought because we had workers at the house today so I needed something to do while being locked in my room. I'm not totally happy with the portrait (turns out it's tricky painting on such a small scale) and the micromotor slipped a little and made the right lung too round, but overall I'm happy with it.

@warpedchyld you made me promise to post it, so here it is

[zukiiiiiiiii]

hey so, HOW DO I TALK TO PEOPLE??

[superfluouskeys]

soooooooooo normal about jin's new album 🥺🥺🥺 definitely not sobbing 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[jenumarts]

IM SQUEALING SIMONNN SIMON PETRIKOVVV MY BELOVEDDD price idk or care if you've seen already this we both know we're insane over this bastard @marshmellopie so deal with it AAAAAAAA im probably going to spam ur dms, dear platonic husband. (that sounds very odd)

Weeeeeeee

[disconnectwire]

First time trying adhd meds and made an almost 4 hour voice recording listing every single thought i experienced throughout