#sorry for the dsmp reblog

[raining-starshine]

I miss you already 🌹

[ctommyandtubboapologist]

[hopalongfairywren]

Ok not to come up with another random wlw dsmp ship but c!hannah and niki as a couple is starting to grow on me if only because I think it would make c!Puffy mad. Also something something Niki and Fire Hannah's wings Burned is this anything hello?

[imkazz]

i bet my followers get so confused sometimes. ill just reblog things from the most random fandoms so whatever they originally followed me for goes to complete dust. then two hours later ill go on a reblog spree on the fandom they enjoy and disappear for two days before coming back with a 10k fanfiction ive been teasing them with. lifes great you guys.

[shutitk]

Saw the discourse you reblogged. Hope you don’t hate me for any certain art I reblog. I wouldn’t want you to think I’m a bad person. If you do though, I’ll leave. It’s okay. 💜

-E.T.S.

Oh no I don't hate you or your art! Honestly I don't really care about the DSMP, seeing as I've never watched it. I don't really care who ships what as long as the cc hasn't explicitly said they don't want it

[beacon-lamp]

now that dsmp season 1 has ended, are you gonna keep watching season 2?

ah i'm pretty sure the other members have more plot/lore/episodes planned before the end of volume 1, it's only wilbur's character's finale that's done. so there's still a bit of content planned for volume 1.

and to be honest, i probably won't keep up with volume 2. at least not in the way that i did for volume 1. regardless of criticisms people have about wilbur's finale, i think the fact that it Exists and was Released gave me the final bit of closure i needed to put the dsmp's content officially behind me. my life looks completely different now than it did two years ago, so i simply don't have the time or intense interest anymore. and i genuinely find it more fun to engage with the fan community we've built and the people i've met along the way than to spend hours and hours watching streams. im just here vibing in the garden i helped grow.

hope that's not too disappointing. tho i'm pretty sure no one here is following me for my dsmp content anyways loll

[lmanburg]

dsmp is just like spn to me. you used to make me feel something but now all i can see when i look at you is the rotting corpse you ended up as. you used to be full of passion and joy but you bled it all out dry until not even the best of you could save the ship. i miss the things i loved about you i miss the characters i cared for i thought you loved them too i guess you didn't. if you had given a shit i would have followed you to the ends of the earth instead you Gave Me That. i hate that you'll be forever tainted by the memory of one scumbag who can't be bothered to be a good person. i hate that i don't even hate you i just don't care. the apathy that's left is worse than the resentment i felt while it was still going because at least back then i had something to dig my heels into. anyways. QSMP will have lore that is fun and doesn't hate their viewers and will not disappoint me beyond belief like to charge reblog to cast.

[georgeeehd]

um hi all who followed me or came to my blog um 😭 im a cc dream/dteam blog . that is what u get here 😭😭😭

[cantofworms]

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[tiniestworms]

have to come clean yall.. i got into qsmp.. im so sorry..

[biroshrooms]

Every time I spam reblog a bunch of dsmp or mcyt stuff I always this 'quick reblog a few normal things so your normal followers still like you' and it is both incredibly funny and incredibly weird

[elmhat]

DSMP TUMBLR SIMULATOR

🟩 escapedwarcriminal Follow

On vacation! Check out the fancy hotel :)

🦆 stabbyduck69 Follow

gufys please mass report this he's trxying to fucking dox me and also kill me pls guys

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❌ god Follow

I just finished writing my latest book! To thank everyone who stuck with me through this process, I'm giving away one copy to a random follower! All you have to do is reblog 😊

#bookblr #writeblr

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🐝 what-if-bees-had-nukes Follow

Anyone know where the boomerville residents went?

🐝 what-if-bees-had-nukes Follow

No one replied so I guess I own their house now

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🥇 dreamsno1traitor Follow

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#I'm actually so sick of these mfs #no joke if I have to spend another day around these people I might kms #one more comment about how "evil" he is and I'm gonna snap #I can't believe I used to be friends with them? #they're so bloodthirsty for no reason #sorry just needed to vent #can't say any more than this or I'll blow my cover #neg

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🧁 the-girl-who-burned-your-tree Follow

New strawberry cake recipe! (Safe for pigs)

Try out this delicious dessert that all the family can enjoy!

Keep reading

#baking #recipes #I just wanted to make something that my friend can eat too #he has some rather unique dietary requirements

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🐷 bloodforthebloodgod Follow

"average person destroys 1 government a year" factoid actually just statistical error. average person destroys 0 governments per year. technoblade is an outlier and should not have been counted

💿 fuckdream123 Follow

this is so fuckign disrespectful to doomsday survivors take this down you egotesticle fkng prick

45,687 notes

🟩 escapedwarcriminal Follow

@warden-of-the-vault How's idiotville idiot

🟩 escapedwarcriminal Follow

Wait you can't reply cause you're in IDIOTVILLE

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🪶 philzaminecraft Follow

My good friend has entrusted me with looking after his lovely dogs, haha! 😂 Do any of you fine young people have advice for me as to how to take care of this many hungry hounds? 🤔 I look forward to hearing from you.

From Philza Minecraft.

P.S. Please also instruct me as to how to increase the number of messages I receive in response to my questions. This internet website is a tad confusing. I had enough bother attaching the photograph. 😂

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🐷 bloodforthebloodgod Follow

woke up to the dash full of drama again. sigh

🦆 stabbyduck69 Follow

fucking Die

🐷 bloodforthebloodgod Follow

oh so you're the one sending all the anon hate

🦆 stabbyduck69 Follow

i don't send anon hate i'll hate to your fucking face bitch

🦆 stabbyduck69 Follow

please go out with me

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🔱 warden-of-the-vault Follow

🔥 murdered-yo-fave-pet Follow

But fr guys, as much as we're memeing around in the tags dream is actually out there and he's dangerous. If you see him call me or sam immediately. DON'T fight him. You'll /gen die.

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🐈 antthecatmaid Follow

won't be around for a while, going on vacation!

🐈 antthecatmaid Follow

fuck I'm back fuck fuck fuck

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💿 fuckdream123 Follow

i'm too sad to commit terrorism like what's the fucking point anymore

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🧨 zombiepresident1 Follow

World's First NFT Burgers

(Ignore the poor photo quality, my good camera got confiscated by authorities)

"An explosion of the senses, and I don't just mean that time the place exploded!" ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

"So much better than Quackity's horrible grimy SHIT FUCKING RESTAURANT" ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

#reviews are all from verified sources #don't look into it #someone blaze this I have no money

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✨ quirky-cake-duper-teleporter Follow

Genuinely fuck dream.

✨ quirky-cake-duper-teleporter Follow

Ignore this I wasn't in my right mind

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🐷 bloodforthebloodgod Follow

The Teletubby and the Pig

Fandom: Original Work Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Characters: Technoblade, Dream (me and my friend) Additional Tags: Pandora's Vault Prison, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort

Summary: idk man I'm bad at summaries, just something I wrote with my friend to pass the time (he was too embarrassed to post it)

284k words so far

-> Read here!

#I actually wrote this a while ago but I wasn't allowed to post it for legal reasons #don't worry though I'm planning to murder the legal reasons soon #writeblr #original fiction

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💍 im-from-the-future Follow

WARNING - PLEASE READ

My murderer showed up at my house today. Police refused to arrest him. I feel sick to my stomach, I don't know where he is or what he's doing, if he comes back I have no way to protect myself. Please stay vigilant and don't trust anyone you don't know.

🥕 catsncarrots Follow

i'm so sorry to hear that karl :( hey what's the new pfp?

💍 im-from-the-future Follow

No idea

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🥚 baddestboi-withahalo Follow

we all accepted the prison way too quickly. there's like no safety measures? are we forgetting someone DIED THERE? and i've literally seen the main cell myself and it's a mess. pretty sure there was some real blood on the walls too. idk just doesn't feel right

🔱 warden-of-the-vault Follow

I'm tired of people reblogging posts like this without checking their sources. There are some obvious red flags here. For starters, op claims they've witnessed the main cell personally, but if you actually check the prison's rules, visits have been banned for several months now [x]. The prison is armed with state of the art security measures, including lava, barriers, and numerous manual searches, to name just a few [x]. Speaking as an authority on the prison myself [x], I can safely confirm that these security measures, as well as the prisoner, are in perfect condition. Don't be so quick to buy into conspiracy theories.

🥚 baddestboi-withahalo Follow

I LITERALLY WORK THERE????

🔱 warden-of-the-vault Follow

Not anymore you don't.

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[hopalongfairywren]

why do you hate empires/traffic/hermits so much wtf did they do to you

because the fans are god awfully annoying and smug and I don't give a shit about the ccs.

No but seriously it's the annoying and smug people who are like "Omg dsmp is flopping nature is healing" that irk me, not really the ccs. (Who just aren't my thing.)

[antimony-medusa]

Technoblade Duo Bloodbath

Rules:

This is a MCYTblr poll. Bribes, propaganda, and voter fraud are all allowed.

If you tag a post with #TDB Propaganda I’ll reblog it. 

The bracket has been seeded based on a combo of a preliminary poll, fandom prominence, and amount of time spent together in lore. This means that some of the matchups will be unfair. I’m sorry. 

This is a character-focused poll. Keep your focus to character actions that took place on DSMP and during DSMP lore, not origins, smpearth, or real life. MCC is dubiously canonical so I’ll allow it, but I’ve got my eye on you.  

I called it a bloodbath because blood for the blood god, but let’s remember our guy was always an excellent sport. If you are mean to each other in the tags, you will make me sad. Please remember the real people on the other side of the screen. Actual threats in my notes will result in a block.

[cuuno-moved]

watching dsmp fans freaking out about tommy being here and im so sorry and i understand this is hard but. joe hills once reblogged jleo ship art from me.

[hiveswap]

HOMOEROTIC QUOTES BRACKET FINALE RESULT

The Winner is...

"Don't go where I can't follow" (From Lord of the Rings, said by Sam to Frodo! Hobbit love reigns superior yet again.)

2nd place goes to...

"Well, if you can't make it to paradise, you can always stay with me." (From Mob Psycho 100, said between... Dimple and Reigen.)

3rd place goes to...

"For you, the world."

(Said by Technoblade to Philza Minecraft in the DSMP roleplay series. They fell to Sam and Frodo in round 4 by 1.3% please don't freak out about this one)

4th place goes to...

"C1: [C2]… I told you to kill me, not embrace me…

C2: [C1]… I'm so sorry… I know how much it hurt to wait… But please, listen to me… I'm going to change that world you're scared of. I'll do anything you want, okay?

C1: Impossible… I'm unwanted in that world. That's why I was given this one…

C2: If you're unwanted, then what about me? What am I to you?"

(Said by Kirito to Eugeo in Sword Art Online: Alicization Lycoris, Blooming of Forget-me-not. They fell to Reigen and Dimple in the round 4 by 10,1%)

Other names will be revealed in reblogs of the eliminated entries announcements they appeared in.

Round three

Round two

Round one