#sorry for the terrible edit

[radnightdelusion]

Kratos in Valhalla:

[cozylittleartblog]

@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you

edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally

[in-another-april]

spencer + textposts that reminded me of him

what a loser 😔😔 (affectionate)

[maybe-arts]

IT'S DONE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIRBY!!!

If you've been following me the last month, you've seen me posting invitations to join Kirby Birthday Collab. Well, as today is 27th, I'm proud to present the result of this collab!!

This collab ended up even bigger than the last year's one. When last year we mainly had only Dream Friends (with some special guests like Morpho, Galacta and Elfilin), this year we've got characters from many more groups, including villains! We've almost left no one behind lol

The image above might be a bit scuffed (anti-AI protection, and all that), but no worries! You can click on it to see full, uncompressed image and see everyone's work that's been put into this!

A HUGE thank you to everyone who participated, and to everyone who wanted but either learned about it too late or didn't manage - don't worry! Looks like this thing might be annual from now on (or until i run out of steam lmao), so you'll get plenty of chances to join next year! Just keep your eyes peeled around March-April :3

And now, everyone who participated in this collab:

@squeak-art - Daroach, Dark Nebula and Squeakers + two bonus polaroids (the one with Nebula and the one with Squeak Squad) @sacrificecage - Hyness and Shadow Kirby @aseuki - Sectonia (absolute madlad) @giantchasm - Elfilin, Fecto Forgo + possessed Awoofy and Rick @taranzas-biggest-fan - Taranza and President Haltmann + bonus polaroid with Wave 3 trio and Kirby @sourghostsoda - Dark Meta Knight and Galacta Knight @spidersandtomatos - Zan Partizanne + bonus polaroid with their OC and Zan @kachikirby - Samus Aran and Francisca + bonus polaroid with Samus @eleart - Meta Knight @azumetapraline - Magolor @tinybandee - Sailor Dee and UFO @a-stardusted-sky - Landia @mementomarx - Morpho Knight @xxmooncheetosxx - Ribbon @rosakikoza - DMS and Zero @hascaple - Chuchu @deafeninggardenerpanda - Void and Arthur (also special thanks for allowing me to organize it on his server that i've been advertising all this month lol) @pixbit - Prince Fluff @eryth-arts - Susie and Flamberge @deefighter2739 - Bandee @skitty-kirby - Sword and Blade Knights @hoshi-no-mahoroa - Coo @diroxide - Fecto Elfilis @starrveria - Tiff @nausylemmyj - Adeline @thecreatorlynne (on Instagram) - Miracle Matter + bonus polaroid with all the Matters @thundermarisol - Pitch, Pick, Mine, Shiro, Nyupun and Pitch Mama @michirikapchiyyy - Falspar and Dragato @galapathy - Nonsurat and Nightmare @wybienova - Clawroline + bonus polaroid with Clawroline @mistilteinn-magolor - Gooey @superskullz64 - Spinni, Doc and Storo @starrysorry - Tuff, Fololo and Falala @tazmilygray - Elline and Keeby @icy-dark-star - Leongar @yokyoaaa - Nago and the Meta-Knights (Axe, Trident, Mace and Javelin Knights) @itsquakey/@chickenhoops - Marx @chibihuey - Drawcia, Claycia and Kine (and colored Nightmare) + bonus polaroid with four Kirbies

and yours truly was the one who combined all of this in a single piece + drew Dedede and main birthday boy himself, Kirby!

[theriverbeyond]

“I killed wizard’s filth like you all my life, I killed them with guns, and bombs, and knives, and gas, and when I didn’t have any of those I just got in real close and put my thumbs through their fucking eyes. You can flick that little skewer around all you like, boy. I’ll choke you with it.”

[montanabohemian]

honestly, the people bitching about an objectively insane episode of wwdits are SO BORING. it's just a silly little comedy about some idiot vampires that live together and commit atrocities in new york. like what is so difficult to comprehend about that.

of course lazslo would create horrifying animal lab experiments that can talk that guillermo has to take care of.

of course nandor and colin are besties.

of course nadja makes 50 dunkin runs for a crazy lady.

it's just a weird show that is outrageous and funny and sometimes carries an emotional wallop. it's not fucking rocket science.

[vampykween]

real love

simon ghost riley x f!reader this is just porn tiny bit of plot tbh apologies for the abrupt end, but i could not for the life of me finish this all the way through ugh

You're not sure if your husband is trying to kill you; he looks devilishly handsome in the black button-up he's wearing - which he's conveniently left three buttons open on - and the woodsy notes of his cologne have you feeling inappropriately hot for the lively restaurant you two are in.

Simon’s lips are on yours as soon as you two cross the threshold. He his large palms roaming the expanse of your back until he cups your ass and squeezes the round flesh. You moan into his mouth which is hastily swallowed up when Simon sweeps his tongue into your mouth, sending a rush of heat straight to your core. Simon always kisses you like he's trying to simultaneously devour you and convey all the love he has for you.

He unexpectedly pulls away from you and shakes his head, “don’t wanna get too carried away love, I have a surprise for you. But trust, any other day and I’d rip this fuckin’ dress off and have my way with you right here. You look fuckin’ sinful.”

You blush at your husband’s words, somehow you think you’ll never get used to the way he talks about you, like you truly are the greatest gift he’s ever received. You remember that he said he had a surprise for you, but before you have time to question any further, he’s taking your hand and leading you towards your shared bedroom. He stops in front of the closed door and has on, what you perceive to be, a sheepish look on his face. What could possibly have your normally cocky and confident husband feeling insecure?  

“Baby, whatever it is, I’m sure I’ll love it. I love anything you do for me, you know that,” you try and ease Simon’s nerves if only momentarily. He nods curtly and opens the bedroom door, and you gasp, raising your hand to cover your mouth. Tears began to pool in your eyes, “Simon- I- What’s all this for?” you can believe the sight in front of you. There are a multitude of light candles spread out on the surfaces in the room, creating a romantic aura that’s coupled with the vase of your favorite flowers on your nightstand.

You turn towards him in disbelief, not that Simon being romantic was completely out of the ordinary, but you simply weren’t expecting him to do all this. He pulls you into a hug and kisses the top of your head lovingly, “Been a year since the best day of my life, I say that’s something worth going all out for.” Now it was your turn to shake your head at him, you both had agreed that you didn’t need to do anything crazy for your anniversary, just being with each other every day when that wasn’t guaranteed was a gift in and of itself. He had already taken you out to dinner at the fancy place downtown you had been wanting to eat for forever, even bought you a luxurious dress for the occasion.

“You’re too good to me Simon Riley,” you convey your sentiment with another kiss and lead him towards the bed. Simon takes him time peeling your clothes off and kisses ever bare inch of skin revealed to him.

“You’re so beautiful love, I can’t believe I get to spend my life loving you.” He trails down until he’s kneeling eye level with your pussy. You run your finger through his blonde strands, which were starting to get rather shaggy something you loved. You’ve never met a guy like Simon before, a man who was content with simply pleasing and worshipping you. You’re brought out of your reverie by hid tongue circling your clit delicately and your grip in his hair tightens. Your husband alternates between lapping at your clit and sweeping his tongue through your wet folds and prodding at your tight hole. His fingers join soon after and he’s thrusting his thick digits into you slowly but deep enough that is has you seeing stars.

“Okay, Si, I’m good. Baby I need you to fuck me,” you whine desperately. You normally can’t resist Simon, but when he’s looking angelic between your legs with warm candlelight flickering across his face; you’ve never felt so riled up in your life.

Simon groans into your slick cunt, clearly in disagreement with what you said. He pulls away swiftly, “You can be patient, my love. Let me take my time with you. I want you to cum on my face, before I fuck you with my cock, yeah.”

You concede simply because he's making you feel so good you can’t really even complain. Your husband was clearly on a mission now though, the pace of his fingers picking up and he sucks your clit into his mouth so fervently that when you come it hits you like a freight train. You cry out as your legs shake and Simon doesn’t let up, continuing his ministrations until you pat the side of his face, your signal for when you can’t take anymore when takes you apart like this.

"Can't tap out now, love. I'm not finished with you yet." God, even after all these Simon Riley was proving to be the death of you.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

ORV is about enduring the horrors in real time.

(for @everyonesfavoritebastard)

[nyawrler]

hihg rolr

[skrunksthatwunk]

skwisgaar punished arc

[mikkiina-mikina]

I've always wanted to do animations... I might reconsider tho 💀 my respect for animators just broke its limit.

Original:

[iindigoeyed]

i imagine felix explained to kagami that he was transmasc and she was like "you can do that? really?!" and then felix lent them his old binder and well, you get it.

bonus:

[iero]

src.

[judasisgayriot]

NYE 2005

[ryoryeonggu]

"I just don't wanna see it kill you in the process, okay?" "Hot stones?"

[jinkicake]

Homemade Stress Relief </3

You help them relax~

Kaeya, Xiao, Yae Miko x Reader

A/N: I was stressed and thought about how much id love to be stress relief for kaeya *heart eyes* which then led to me having the same thought about xiao and yae..... I was going to post this last night but didn’t want to ruin the soft luci fluff w hard smut lol 

WC - about 1.8k

SMUT // NSFW ((reader w a pussy))

~~~

Kaeya Alberich

“Kaeya,” You whine pitifully as the knight continues to lazily finger your cunt at a painfully slow pace. Slim fingers bring you incredibly close to the edge but not enough for you to see stars just yet. That’s how Kaeya prefers to take you, he indulges in teasing until you can barely breathe. It’s only when you are about to pass out from the edging, he will give in to you. “I’m supposed to be helping you relax.” 

Kaeya laughs quietly and it sounds like a melody in your ears, the sweet noise causes the haze circling your mind to grow thicker. You can barely focus on your own labored breathing as his cheek brushes up against your jaw and the hand on your thigh tightens to hold you open for him. 

Honestly, you should have seen this coming. Initially, all you wanted to do was help your man through a rough day, you knew the knights have been dealing with a lot lately. You pictured yourself on your knees doing him the favor and the mere thought of having his hard cock on your tongue had your thighs tinted with sheer wetness. 

Kaeya had other plans, it seemed.

“This is helping me relax, angel.” He gently kisses your cheek, pulling you out of your thoughts. One of his pecks turns into another and another, and he places open-mouthed kisses all along your face and your jaw. His light touches, innocent touches make you squirm all the more. You grip the armrests of his chair from where you rest in his lap, digging your fingers into the leather as the heel of his palm grinds against your clit. “There we go,” He murmurs, eyes darkening as your hips buck against his hand. “get yourself off and I’ll watch.” 

You stubbornly bite the inside of your cheek to hide a whine and an insult that would surely make him scoff, perhaps it was something along the lines of a bitter fuck off. Kaeya adores it when you act bratty for him but for right now, you want to be good. Yes, you want to be good for him. Nothing makes you feel better than his intense gaze, full of pleasure, locked on nothing but you. You’re determined to keep his attention and tease him in your own way. 

Rolling your hips, you lift yourself off of his lap to grind against his palm. The thick flesh works wonders as a substance and your eyes nearly roll to the back of your head at the feeling of it against your swollen clit. His fingers continue to slowly curl inside of you, causing you to choke up and rest your head back against his shoulder. 

“Please,” You find yourself whispering, begging for anything more than this. 

“Please what?” Almost fluidly, Kaeya pulls his fingers out and slaps your cunt. The loud spank bounces off the walls and you’re sure that anyone outside would hear your equally loud squeak. 

“I just want more, I need more,” Your thighs are shaking under his touch, under the little circles he rubs against your clit with the pad of his long fingers. Kaeya nips at your jaw, smiling against your skin before placing a wet kiss against the corner of your eye. There’s a shitty retort resting on his lips and you can feel it, it’s in the way he rubs eights against you and starts grinding his hard cock against your ass. He’s going to be the end of you. 

“Those are some precious desires you have but, I thought this was supposed to be about me?”

Xiao

“This is supposed to help me relax?” Xiao’s expression remains sober, he has the usual hard look on his face except for the slight raise in his brow. He watches as you rest your hands on his thighs and stare up at him from where you kneel on the floor. The yaksha subtly adjusts his position in his wooden seat as he inches his hips closer toward you. “If you want to help then go sit on the bed.”

Your cheeks burn under your skin at the mere thought of sitting on the bed. He doesn’t mean ‘sitting’ in the slightest, he wants you on your knees with your face in the duvet and your ass high in the air. 

“No, this is for you,” You coo and try to remind yourself every reason why you should focus on him instead of giving in to his demands. Xiao rolls his eyes, seemingly unphased if not for the tent forming in his pants. “it’s all for you, Xiao.” 

He can feel your warm breath through the material of his slacks and he bites the inside of his cheek incredibly hard to hide any moans. His pants aren’t even undone, he still remains in his clothes but Xiao is ready to cum in seconds. 

“You’ll let me do what I want, right?” You stare up at him innocently with doe eyes that contrast the sinful way your hand is palming him over his loose-fitting pants. The gentle squeezes and firm pressure of your touch almost make him start to pant, Xiao clenches his jaw as his head jolts slightly forward. “You trust me, right?” 

“Yes.” His reply is almost immediate, voice strained as he spits the words through his teeth. “Always,” The unmeasurable devotion makes you smile and you start to focus on getting him out of his clothes. The pants are easy as you untie his belts and gently tug the dark-colored material down his thighs. You’re immediately met with his hard cock pressing up against the skin-tight material of his top. Xiao sucks in a deep breath as you push the tunic up and over his chest. He doesn’t really understand the meaning behind your satisfied smile once his entire abdomen is on display for you, but, he doesn’t necessarily care with the way you are kissing the tip of his cock, warm lips pressing against his slit. 

Xiao loudly moans when you finally take him into your mouth, it is a shallow motion as you merely suck on all you can fit into your mouth. The hollowing of your cheeks makes his abdomen clench painfully tight as he digs his feet harder into the ground. For a brief moment, you keep him in your mouth. It gives the yaksha time to breathe, to keep himself grounded. 

The time isn’t enough before you learn forward and fit all you can down your throat. Xiao gasps at the warm feeling of your tight walls and lifts his hips for more. He’s ashamed at how his body reacts to the sounding gags and squelches coming out of your lips. If anything, he just wants to grab the back of your head and force you all the way down until your nose is pressed against his stomach. 

But, Xiao is a gentleman, a caring yaksha who would never treat you so roughly-

Well not unless he feels your spit pool between his thighs, the cool liquid painting his balls ends up changing everything. With the way spit is cascading down your chin, Xiao is sure he won’t be able to hold on to his respectful restraint much longer. 

Yae Miko

“If you think you can tease me then you’re sorely mistaken.” Yae keeps her eyes locked on your own as she presses your legs closer to your chest. Like this, she has you entirely bare on your back with your knees almost touching your shoulders. 

“I wasn’t trying to tease you,” You suck in a deep breath as her perfectly manicured fingers dig into your skin. Her lips kiss the back of your thighs, lower and lower until you can almost feel her hovering over your core. Just when she sticks out her tongue, mere centimeters from your cunt, she immediately backs away. 

“Did I say you could speak?” All too quickly, she pushes your thighs apart and slots her taller body between them. The stretch makes you whine and squirm as you try to get away from the burning pain. Yae Miko doesn’t let you move a single inch, her fingers grip your cheeks and dig into the soft flesh as she continues to stare down at you. 

Her stare softens the longer she looks at you and her lips begin to twitch with a smile. All too soon, she begins to laugh quietly before lowering her face to your own. 

“Don’t look so scared,” She murmurs while running her eyes all over your face, glancing from one of your eyes to the other. “I always take good care of you.” Your stomach flushes with heat at the thought, at the memories of Yae’s electric touch that always has you gripping the nearest thing you can reach. “Since you want to help me relax, let me have my fun.” Her lips ghost over your own, brushing ever so slightly as she speaks. 

“Miko,” You whisper and it’s enough to send the fox flying, she crashes your lips together in a bruising kiss tongue first. In all the times you’ve been lucky enough to share the same bed as the shrine master, you’ve only seen her lose her collected demeanor a handful of times. With the way she is licking the inside of your mouth, sucking on your tongue, you imagine this might be another one of those times. 

But, with her pudgy chest pressing against your own, that thought becomes the last thing on your mind. 

Yae Miko holds you firmly the entire kiss, not allowing an inch of room to come between the two of you, no matter how much you squirm. The hand that was once holding your face migrates to squeeze your throat, lightly keeping you pinned against the soft sheets of her futon. All the while, her other hand moves down to cup your breast. She squeezes you almost painfully tight before moving her teasing touch to your nipple, pinching and rolling the nub with her slim fingers. 

You shift your hips, toes curling at the sensation, and the slight adjustment causes Yae to moan. It’s only now do you realize your thigh between her own, how each subtle movement of your leg rubs your muscle against her bare cunt underneath her short outfit. Both of her soft thighs tighten around your own, desperately searching for more pleasure. Her dramatic sounds tease you in their own way as she goes from a quiet pitch before gradually becoming louder and louder as she grinds against your thigh. 

“You’re making a mistake, my dear,” Her declaration, no matter how hard she tries to be stern, falls short on your ears. The way her words shake and her voice cuts off with a high-pitched moan reminds you of all the things Yae Miko is when she receives the smallest bit of pleasure. 

She becomes nothing more than a pillow princess under your touch.