#sort of shitpost

[mogwaisonmars]

he insists that all his posters be tilted

[ultimatesoupdemon]

every time i get a new fixation and cant figure out how to combine it with tsp i just kind of put stanley in there. go in the hallway

[furyjohnson]

Another update to my little fallout page :3

[necronamicode]

Do you like my sword sword sword my lightener sword sword

[madamsarrat]

Hoshi and Tenma from ATB (it's an AU where they're the same age). Hoshi is wearing Tenma's shirt, a sort of scarf/pashmina and glasses to cover herself. Tenma only had a facemask bc Hoshi's dress wasn't an option.

Inspired by an incident that happened in my city a few days ago. A fire started at a warehouse next to a motel and reporters were broadcasting live in the scene. You could see a couple being evacuated in the background trying to cover their heads so the cameras don't catch them. It's the local meme of the moment.

[ask-the-parabalis-gang]

A shitpost about my two hyperfixations to a friend on discord - El Bailador from Undertale Yellow and Orgon my beautiful pookie - turned into something that I might as well share cuz why not.

El Bailador would totally try to invite Orgon to dance with him. Orgon might stab him with a scalpel who knows.

[picturejasper20]

The Owl House is such a funny crazy ass show. One of the main characters is only a 8-9 year old boy who finds out that he was adopted and that he was unintentionally lead to believe something he was not through childhood games. He later tries to find his dad by sending a message and goes to visit him but finds out that that in reality that person isn't his dad and he is in fact someone who celebrates the extinction of the race the main character belongs to. He learns that his whole species has been killed off and he may be the only one left, leaving him traumatized. Then episodes later he releases a semi-god entity to save the Boiling Isles from extintion and becomes somewhat friends with this character too.

And the funny thing is that this main character looks like a stray chihuahua that someone found on a Saturday night while waiting in line to buy from a food truck.

[arcsyne]

stupid full grown man whom I put in a new and increasingly unforgiving situation every time I’m angry

[anirandums]

WEEZER

References and inspiration under the cut, drawing is very clearly based on the blue Weezer album :)

My inspiration (image is of Ryan Murphy, Neil Cicierega, and Kevin James, respectively [left to right])

And reference image for poses, done by Jjmunden on DeviantArt, yoinked from google, featuring the mystery gang (meddling kids)

[crippy-tangerine]

Be honest. Do you think my dead-fish-esque stare is cute.?? … Is it cool with you if there’s nothing behind my eyes? What if I just gaze at the blank spaces around your body like you don’t exist to me… What if I did all that. Do you fuck with that.?

[pabloo-the-silly]

Okay so what if angels were like these spooky scary analog horror lookin ass creatures and the reason on why they say 'be not afraid' is bc they are actually quite spooky

Like imagine the most terrifying creature to ever exist visit you on your death bed and it turns out to be an angel trying to get you to heaven

Like this type of shit

[dragonling348]

there's a monster inside me, screaming kindly to run

[cometblaster2070]

i'm making myself laugh thinking about this but I wholeheartedly believe madame morrible absolutely HATES the thought of glinda and elphaba being together like the mere mention of gelphie would probably send her into immediate cardiac arrest and it's not even because she's homophobic or anything I just fully believe she dislikes glinda so so much she's just like this is absolutely NOT happening in my house.

glinda and elphaba are having their gay ass moment and she's like "I sense a disturbance in the force; the wind is telling me those fucking lesbians are at it again."

like IK this woman hates to see glinda's fruity ass coming for several reasons but first and foremost I believe it's because she's so fucking ANNOYED by how much elphaba loves and cares for her, like this pink bitch is throwing a wrench in her plans just by EXISTING and being herself.

and she can't even really do anything to glinda because it'll make elphaba upset and she really can't have that so she just has to sit there and be like

[psipaka]

(Not failing) marriage

[necronamicode]

I swear theres this one post of Spamton getting euthanized or some shit that I distinctly remember but I cant find it anywhere so i've gone to the lengths of recreating the image from memory

if you guys know the original or at least what I'm talking about please let me know I think im going crazy

[elodieunderglass]

changes and trends in horror-genre films are linked to the anxieties of the culture in its time and place. Vampires are the manifestation of grappling with sexuality; aliens, of foreign influence. Horror from the Cold War is about apathy and annihilation; classic Japanese horror is characterised by “nature’s revenge”; psychological horror plays with anxieties that absorbed its audience, like pregnancy/abortion, mental illness, femininity. Some horror presses on the bruise of being trapped in a situation with upsetting tasks to complete, especially ones that compromise you as a person - reflecting the horrors and anxieties of capitalism etc etc etc. Cosmic horror is slightly out of fashion because our culture is more comfortable with, even wistful for, “the unknown.” Monster horror now has to be aware of itself, as a contingent of people now live in the freedom and comfort of saying “I would willingly, gladly, even preferentially fuck that monster.” But I don’t know much about films or genres: that ground has been covered by cleverer people.

I don’t actually like horror or movies. What interests me at the moment is how horror of the 2020s has an element of perception and paying attention.

Multiple movies in one year discussed monsters that killed you if you perceived them. There are monsters you can’t look at; monsters that kill you instantly if you get their attention. Monsters where you have to be silent, look down, hold still: pray that they pass over you. M Zombies have changed from a hand-waved virus that covers extras in splashy gore, to insidious spores. A disaster film is called Don’t Look Up, a horror film is called Nope. Even trashy nun horror sets up strange premises of keeping your eyes fixed on something as the devil GETS you.

No idea if this is anything. (I haven’t seen any of these things because, unfortunately, I hate them.) Someone who understands better than me could say something clever here, and I hope they do.

But the thing I’m thinking about is what this will look like to the future, as the Victorian sex vampires and Cold War anxieties look to us. I think they’ll have a little sympathy, but they probably won’t. You poor little prey animals, the kids will say, you were awfully afraid of facing up to things, weren’t you?