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kevin--of-desert-bluffs · 2 years

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WTNV Quick Rundown - 11 - Wheat & What By Products

A classic episode on the way, full of tasty references (just so long as they don't contain Wheat or Wheat By Products). Hey, I don't have to keep explaining that this is a bulletpoint list of lore, facts and interesting quotes from the podcast and live shows for new fans and old to keep the juicy bits faster, right?

Or that you can click here to see the others or use the tags on my blog!

Today’s air quality is mauve and speckled. Welcome to Night Vale.

At first NV is encouraged to eat wheat and wheat by-products to support local farmers and commodity conglomerates. However, these products then turn into terrifying 3ft long deadly snakes, which greatly concerns the towns scientists. Later, the snakes become 'particularly evil and destructive form of spirit'. They are capable of physically moving objects up to 200 pounds and entering human souls of up to soulstrength 4.

NV is declared to be in a state of emergency. Anyone who has come into contact with them is considered infected and 'advised' to go to the quarantine area behind the playground in Mission Grove Park. Everyone else should go to the wheat and wheat by-product shelter which has been sitting unused for decades under the public library. Why was it already there? 'Prophecy'.

The scientists recommend creating a simple lean-to out of animal bones and mud and hiding there until the spiritual forces of wheat and wheat by-products have passed. Eventually the wheat and wheat by-products leave, and are made illegal for the future, to stop such a thing from happening again.

Representatives from the greater medical insurance community announced this week that major insurance providers would no longer cover government-disseminated illnesses. These ailments were created to control undesirable populations and include AIDS, most cancers, Irritable Bowel Syndrome, telekinesis, tingling, and any kind of food allergy. Doctors advise that the best way to avoid acquiring any of these conditions is to limit questionable public activities. Try not to be in a lower economic class, and give regularly to an approved religious organization. Take these precautions and you should live a healthy (or at least medically insured) life. - there's just so much here right you just have to see it all.

The Apache Tracker has returned, except his features now look Native American instead of white. However, he only speaks Russian and Cecil couldn't be bothered to translate his statement. He has taken to leaning on the hood of an old Honda Accord out near the DFBAAFC, shaking his head slowly and checking his watch.

Does his complete racial transformation make his previous actions less offensive, listeners? Write us a letter telling us what YOU think, and then put it away in a drawer for ten years. Reading it again, you’ll get a little pang of nostalgia for the person you used to be, once upon a time.

The City Council issued a warning against the manufacture and sale of discount Bloodstones. These Bloodstones are of inferior design/construction and have the potential to cause major accidents in even common, day-to-day chanting rituals. Such as, locust swarms, pus tornados, and the creation and subsequent obliteration of a mirror version of Night Vale (foreshadowing?) Anyone selling these Bloodstones will be put into the Dark Box pending erasure from recorded history. The lesser charge of buying or possessing them will be met with mere summary execution.

'Critics charge that the City Council is lying about all of this, due to the fact that the council owns the only certified Bloodstone factory in town, but the Council has vehemently denied this charge, by gibbering, howling, and knocking over microphones.'

Cecil experiences some technical difficulties (need for air, eye movement, gooey stuff inside).

Property taxes are going up again in NV. These are to pay for the usual things as well as NV's multi-billion-dollar pulsar development facility. Apparently they're close to creating a human-made neutron star. Cecil is pretty excited about this.

John Peters (you know, the farmer?) isn't happy about either though because he owns 150 acres so would have to pay a very large share. He's a peach farmer in a desert so has never raised a successful crop. He does however sell imaginary corn, which is apparently very popular and enjoyable and the only reason he's surviving.

The only citizen above paying taxes is Marcus Vanston (the richest man in town). 'When you're worth as much as Marcus Vanston, you have proved your value to society through hard work and determination and are no longer required to show anyone any further proof that you care about anything or anybody else, because you obviously do. Look at all your money. According to some, Marcus is worth over 5 billion dollars. And that’s 5 billion reasons Marcus is our town's greatest citizen.'

NV has an annual SorrowSong Sing Along. Citizens can send in their own SorrowSongs (Low Moans and Minor Key chants don't count though). The best composer, as indicated by the Weep-a-meter, will be ritualistically drowned in a pool of the townpeople's tears.

'Listeners, the City Council, for national security reasons, has replaced the following report with the sound of a burbling brook, followed by the sound of a running blender. [The sounds happen]'

The City Comptroller (Waynetta Barnett) was sent a $1.5 billion check to be used on recovering from an apparent 9.7 scale earthquake NV had, but did not feel or receive damage from. She theorises that the FEMA just saw the meter reading, declared NV a disaster area and sent a check. Since they 'probably have no interest in visiting' she plans to spend the money however, possibly on a new Mini Cooper Sedan.

'We asked Carlos about our inability to experience tectonic shifts. Carlos, lovely Carlos, had previously recorded other massive tremor activity underneath our city. His response was a few seconds of stammering, followed by a sigh and slow head shake. His eyes were distant, distracted, yet beautiful. I asked him where he got his shirt. It fit him so well. He said he would look at his notes and computer models and see if he could figure out what was going on. I don't know if he listens to me sometimes.' - Cecil will probably understand later that Carlos is Autistic and thus is a bit wrapped up in his SpIn (science).

Old Woman Josie reports that the angels have gathered in a circle in her living room and are chanting "The Bowling Alley." over and over.

Weather: "Cigarette Burns Forever" by Adam Green

'Many of you are huddled now (and forever) in the quarantine behind the playground in Mission Grove Park. For this community-minded sacrifice, we thank you. I know you were forced there by martial law, but still, you should be commended for your brave action. Terminal quarantine might seem scary now, but I understand they have a well stocked supply of canned lentils and the Silver Screen edition of Trivial Pursuit. And of course, you have the radio. I hope you will let my dulcet voice and our humble community station into your ears and hearts until your final wheat-loving breath.'

The next programme is a live broadcast of a man locked in a recording booth, silently staring at the microphone with intense suspicion.

And, as always, since always, and for always: Good night, Night Vale. Good night.

#wtnv #wtnv quick rundown #welcome to night vale #wtnv ep 11

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the-night-vale-daily-journal · 3 years

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Further updates on wheat and wheat by-products. The good news is that they are no longer poisonous serpents. The bad news is that they have transformed into a particularly evil and destructive form of spirit.

Please be aware that wheat and wheat by-products are now malevolent and violent supernatural forces, capable of physically moving objects up to 200 pounds and entering human souls of up to soulstrength 4.

Welcome to Night Vale / Episode 11: Wheat & Wheat By-Products

#welcome to night vale #dailywtnv #Ep11

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saveandwin · 5 years

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THANK YOU, & GOODBYE!

After two years on Izuku and 10 years on tumblr, it’s time for me to bow out. This has been coming for a long while now -- about a year, year and a half -- and while I tried to keep my interest in tumblr alive ... I’ve just outgrown it. It’s become more work to be on here than not sadly.

I just want to thank everyone who has followed me in the past or is following me still currently. I want to thank everyone for talking to me, interacting with me, messaging me, sending me asks, and giving me an incredible experience across all the fandoms I’ve been in. I have a special place in my heart for the kingdom hearts fandom and I love you all there so very much. My time in the BNHA fandom has not been the greatest and I’ve always felt uncomfortable with this RPC but there have been some really incredibly fun times and I’ve made a lot of genuine friends who I cherish very dearly, and who I know I will keep talking to years from now. You guys know who you are!

( winks @ ham, tessa, gi, reid, rhys, koala, mira, rina, & kai aka the cliche! i love you guys so much. thank you so much for all you’ve done for me: for your friendship, your company, your support, your jokes and the many laughs and smiles you guys have given me these past two years. your friendship is honestly so priceless to me and if nothing else, the one thing i will take away from my time here in the bnha fandom is that i met a solid group of friends i love to death and look forward to talking to every day. )

I will be releasing a lot of URLS as I take my leave. Feel free to DM me for any of them and I’ll release them to you! I’ll be on all day. Also feel free to ask me for the codes to any of the themes on there if you want to use them yourself.

besthero / soulstrength / bravestrength / thiscourage / raremight / lightofahero / hyliancourage / heirweiss / zorasage / empathymade / truempathy / righteousviolence / magicitself / nichirinsword / hackstronaut / winninghero / ghira / revealtruth / inheritpower / medikrieg / selflessnature / firebreathe / uaprincipal / oxidizesweat

I will be keeping the URLS saveandwin / smashkick / thekeybladehero / wingshead because even though I’m leaving, I don’t know what the future holds and if I’ll ever be back -- but I also cherish the memories that are attached with these URLS and all the people who helped make my experience here on tumblr a great one.

The only blog I will keep and be somewhat active on will be my Hinata Shoyo. Even this will be very low though. I just simply don’t have the time or interest to be on this website more than I need to.

Also, here is the link to all of my colored manga icons for Deku.

Feel free to download and use to your heart’s content. Just don’t claim as your own. I welcome you guys to take whatever you want from this blog or any of the others listed above as well --- themes, headcanons, whatever. I honestly truly do not care anymore. If you see something you like or that gives you inspiration, go for it! I no longer have use for any of it so if you do, please by all means go ahead. You have my full permission.

If we know each other really well, feel free to ask for my discord so we can keep in touch and keep talking as friends! I also do a lot more discord RP nowadays (mainly Haikyuu) as I find it much easier and faster, so if you’re interested in that let me know!

Thank you again everyone for the wonderful memories, and I hope you all have an incredible year and onward. Maybe we’ll meet again. ❤ ✌

#▋◞ S(A)MASHKICK! out of character.#will be posting this to all of my blogs

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schoolofsouls-blog · 7 years

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Rise to the challenge of your Soul.. You have all the power and help you could ever need; all you need to do is ask~ ✨ • • #soulstrength #consciousness (at Las Vegas, Nevada)

#consciousness #soulstrength

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cannabis-chic-blog · 7 years

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You may or not have noticed that I haven't posted recently or engaged with anyone in my canna #instafam. 😕 Truthfully, I haven't felt like myself, or have I had any energy to get work done. . I've been dealing with crazy, scary symptoms for the past four months. 2 weeks ago, I was diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis. . This post is not for anyone's sympathy or pity. This post is the start of a conversation that I will continue to have with as many people, on as many forums as possible. 💜 . Unfortunately, it has pushed my website back about a month behind. It's almost there, I just need to keep my physical, mental, and emotional health in check first. 💪 I have so many exciting things to share with you and I certainly hope I'll have your support! . Regardless of how heartbreaking this news was for me, I am determined to use it to my advantage and help other people. More on that coming very, very soon. ☀️ . . . Enjoy these beautiful words from this #repost via @powerofspeech 🌊 . "If you venture out to the squally sea You’ll meet a man by the running tide, Who boldly weathers the wild storm While others abscond and hide. When you ask him why he stays He strangely looks you in the eye, "This is the storm before the calm," He muses as rain joins water and sky. And you may wonder what he means Or perhaps you already understand, For nature has a simple way of showing What you’re strong enough to withstand. Far outside your element Within every crashing wave, Is where you discover who you truly are You learn that you’re rather brave. And when courage pulses through you While you grow further and expand, You remember the man by the sea As clouds lift and peace returns to land. —G" . . #powerofspeech #multiplesclerosis #mswarrior #themindkindproject #positivequotes #positivevibes #happythoughts #soulhealing #soulstrength #ganjagoddess #warriorgoddess #warriorgoddesstraining #cannabischic #marijuana #marijuanaismedicine #cannabisculture #justbreathe #everythingisgoingtobeok

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