#source of the nile

[afrotumble]

[mosrubn]

Home tours.

[girlrandomstuff]

Katniss and Peeta after walking on Haymitch and Effie

Katniss: I don't ever want to see that again.

Katniss: I just don't understand what happened, five hours ago they were at each other's throats.

Peeta: Well, apparently, they decided to move downward

[mh-midnight-wanderer]

[At Heath's residence: Deuce, Heath, Gil and Jackson discusses about De Nile upcoming party]

Heath: The De Niles family's annual high-society-shrieking-ball-soiree is here! And even though common monsters aren't let in, that doesn't stop us from camping out for a peek at the fanciness...

Jackson: Okay, can someone please explain why we care about this

Deuce: It's pretty much the best party of all time. Rich food, richer folks. Its gonna be fun

Gil: They say each gift basket has a live cockatrice inside!

*hears someone knocking the door*

Jackson: *sighs* Guys, in case you've already forgotten, Nefera de Nile is the worst. And that's not just jealousy talking. I'd say that to her face.

*Jackson opens the door. And sees Nefera in disguise*

Nefera: I need your help.

Jackson: You're the worst.

*Jackson closes the door*

[chaoticwarrior]

Cleo: Remember when you said you weren't going to interfere with my love life?

Nefera: No, that doesn't sound like me at all.

[drunkardbagels]

SMGs on a road trip

Smg3: Alright guys passports.

Smg3: And nobody has anything weird on them like Canadian cocaine do they?

Smg4: Nope

Smg1: No

Smg2: I finished it :)

Smg0: I just wanted to remind everyone that my passport is fake, in case that makes anybody uncomfortable.

*Awkward silence*

Smg1: What it’s- sorry, Zero you say you don’t have your real passport with you?

Smg0: No I left everything behind!

Smg4: Oh my god.

Smg1: Zero. That’s a federal felony do you know that?

Smg2: Why didn’t you say this earlier Zero?

Smg0: I did, I just did! So if you’re not comfortable you should get out.

Smg1: We’re not gonna get out of the car cuz we’re right in front of border patrol!

Smg4: We could literally all be DETAINED Zero!

Smg2: *Distressed noise*

Smg3: *looking at passport* Margaret Wartime.

Smg3: *looking at Zero* Your name is Margaret WARTIME?!

Smg0: I don’t know it’s from Chinatown..

Smg2: Why did you pick Margaret Wartime that sounds like a fake name!!

Smg4: Should we turn around? Should we just turn around??

Smg0: Guys stop it you’re really freaking me out.

Smg1: Well you should be freaking out Zero!

Smg3: I can’t even tell if this is a good passport..

Smg2: GUYS none of us know Margaret Wartime!

Smg2: He’s a hitchhiker, we picked him up on our way because we’re nice!

Smg4: AND WE LET HIM HAVE THE FRONT SEAT?!

Smg2: Goddd..

Smg3: Alright shut up shut up shut up shut up-

Smg2: *freaking out* No!

Smg3: Two-

Smg2: Turn around!

Smg3: Two- two. Stop.

*Various consoling of 2 can be heard*

Smg3: *Stops and rolls down window*

Smg3: Morning officer, what’s going down?

[smg4bubbleverseau]

Tea-i-fication

SMG4: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water? Luigi: Y-You were putting it in cold water? SMG3: 4. Answer the question 4. SMG4: Yeah, I thought for like… 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. I didn't realise there was an actual reason. SMG3: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes? Niles: Why are you… putting it in the microwave… to boil it? SMG3: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on a stove? Niles: It takes less than a minute! SMG3: Bestie is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?? Niles: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?? SMG3: Like seven minutes! Niles: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat, it boils in like two minutes, less than that and you use a saucepan. SMG2: (Hysterically crying) You're putting the whole mug on the stove??? On medium heat??? Your stove is enchanted. SMG1: Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic. SMG0: (the only one to regularly make tea) DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE??

[smg-69]

SMG2: Awww! We’re like a big happy family! And I’m the dad, and One is the mom!

SMG1: Why am I the mom? What gender roles are we pushing here?

SMG3: I know they’re thinking I’ll be the son, but I’m not! I’ll be the gay, emo cousin!

SMG4: I’ll be the son! The hotshot, whose only dream is to be a star!

Niles: I feel like I’d be a fresh-out-of-jail uncle.

SMG0: And I’m the sassy aunt!

[therighthandofvengeance]

Bester: You’re being irrational.

Garibaldi: Don’t you dare call me irrational! You know that makes me crazy!

[steel-nageyari]

super late revenge comic for fe scuffle orz

hi lio :] i hope you like them even though it's super rough u_u; <3

[tayfabe75]

"I love The Blue Nile. Have you ever heard that band? No? Everyone says that to me. Everyone says they've never heard of them. Band from the late '80s called The Blue Nile. The leader singer, the frontman, was a guy... is a guy called Paul Buchanan and it was actually funny how I heard of them a couple years ago. Jessie Ware came over to me. I went to see her live and she came over to me and said, 'I love your band. You love The Blue Nile, don't you?' And I was like, 'No, I don't know what you're talking about'. And she was referencing the fact that what she believed was all of my melodic influences came from that band and I thought that was very strange, and I listened to it. Anyway, two years later, I'm obsessed with The Blue Nile. There's an album called 'Hats' by The Blue Nile. And I think it's... it's one of the best albums of all time. Just in the way that it works and how theatrical it is, and how beautiful it is, and... you can hear so much of The 1975 on that album. So, I'd say that album, at the moment, is a very... is a massive influence on us. Massive."

Jan 20, 2015: Matty describes his love of The Blue Nile and how they became an influence on The 1975's music. (source)

[strawberry-sticky-autism]

Tea-i-fication

SMG4: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water? Luigi: Y-You were putting it in cold water? **SMG3:** 4. Answer the question 4. SMG4: Yeah, I thought for like… 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. I didn't realise there was an actual reason. SMG3: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes? Niles: Why are you… putting it in the microwave… to boil it? SMG3: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on a stove? Niles: It takes less than a minute! SMG3: Bestie is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?? Niles: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?? SMG3: Like seven minutes! Niles: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat, it boils in like two minutes, less than that and you use a saucepan. SMG2: (Hysterically crying) You're putting the whole mug on the stove??? On medium heat??? Your stove is enchanted. **SMG1:** Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic. SMG0: (the only one to regularly make tea) DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE??

[doodleprojects]

unforgiven i'm a villain i'm a🔥

[chaoticwarrior]

Cleo: Valentine’s Day is a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than driving people insane buying heart- shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Frankie: I wrote you a poem.

Cleo, already crying: You did?

[postcard-from-the-past]

Arab woman sourcing water from the Nile river in Egypt

Egyptian vintage postcard

[mh-midnight-wanderer]

[A scenario in which the DeNile family getting ready to attend an exclusive event.] Ramses: Where's Nefera? Cleo: She's probably upstairs combing her hair so she'll be *in a high-pitched voice* " the prettiest ghoul at the party! " [Cutscene Nerefa's room, she is combing her hair and looking at the mirror] Nefera: I'm gonna be the prettiest ghoul at the party!