#source: Vikings

[probably-not-heathers-quotes]

JD, looking at Heather Chandler: Look at her *points across the cafeteria*

JD: She looks like a bitch

[incorrect-middleearth-quotes]

Theoden: Can you keep a secret?

Grima:[giggles] No.

[incorrectghostbusters]

Holtz: Women should stick together more.

Erin: That's true.

Abby: And we should rule.

Patty: All things would be better.

[incorrectspquotes]

Power is always dangerous. It attracts the worst, and corrupts the best.

Skulduggery Pleasant, probably. 

[incorrectmorpherquotes]

Marco: Are you happy about doing this, Jake?

Jake: Since when does any of this have anything to do with my happiness?

[incorrectgotgquotes]

Nebula: I wish I wasn't so angry all the time.

Thanos: Then you would be nothing.

Nebula: I might have been happy.

Thanos: Happiness is nothing.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Igarol: We heard you took yourself away into the wilderness. Why?

Cernd: I went to find someone.

Igarol: Who?

Cernd: Myself.

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Look how he glares at me... If he wasn't fathered by the black ram in the full of the moon my name is not Ralph.

Ralph Wolf to Sam Sheepdog

[incorrect-middleearth-quotes]

Don't wriggle your maggot in her face. She's taken.

Faramir to Grima about Éowyn

[incorrect-middleearth-quotes]

Eldarion: How do we know that we are going the right direction?

Aragorn: All roads lead to the throne.

Eldarion: Sounds good, but it's probably wrong.

[incorrect-middleearth-quotes]

Saruman: You and I, we understand each other. That is why we are allies, and will remain so.

Gandalf: Do you think you're a good man?

Saruman: Yes, I think so. Are you a good man?

Gandalf: Yes, I think so. Are you corrupt?

Saruman: Oh, yes. Are you?

Gandalf: Um. Hmm.

[incorrect-middleearth-quotes]

Theoden: This table is very well made.

Grima: So are the women.

[incorrectmorpherquotes]

Power is always dangerous. It attracts the worst, and corrupts the best.

Jake, probably

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Charname: You are not my brother. You never have been. One of us will die today.

Sarevok: And it won't be me, Brother.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

"Do you see now, Charname? This adventure was doomed from the start."

-Xan

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Friar Porky: S-s-so have you returned to your faith, r-r-renounced ours?

Viking Elmer: I wish it was so simple. In the gentle fall of wain fwom Heaven I hear my God. But in the thunder I still hear Thor. That is my agony.

Porky: I h-h-hope that some day our Gods can become f-f-friends.