#source: milo murphys law

[im-not-a-l0ser]

*Lipschitz Twins and Partners driving to relatives in Ohio* Trevor: *on the phone* Mom, where are we supposed to be? Mama Lipschitz: Well tell me what you see? Rudolph: All I can see is corn. Mama Lipschitz: Then you're there. Have fun! *hangs up* Max: *jokingly* What's not fun about corn? Richie: No, no... Rudolph: Take it back, Max... Trevor: *glares at him* Really? Max: ...What? Trevor: You throw away the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside of the inside then throw out the inside of the inside. It's STUPID. Max: I wasn't really expecting an answer... Rudolph: Yeah, neither was I when I asked. Richie: He's always been like this about corn, I don't know why!

[anime-related]

Lance: Everyone thinks they know me, but I have a wild side. Lance: Once, in class, I didn’t take any notes at all.

[lab-trash]

Kaz: I’m watching you, Marcus. And I should warn you, I’ll never rest until Chase is back, safe in my arms. I even SLEEP with this super suit on... Marcus: If you never rest, then how do you sleep? Kaz: VERY RESTLESSLY.

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Question Answerer: Look at him there, plotting our demise...

Wally: *sitting by Home, staring at an apple in his hands* I sure love apples.

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Spy: ...you had one job.

Soldier: Yeah, well, YOU HAD THE SAME JOB!

[number-one-shadisper-shipper]

*seeing Knuckles interact with the Chaotix*

Tails: Who are these guys? I thought we knew all of Knuckles's friends.

Sonic: I thought we WERE all of his friends.

[angelofanimation]

Sara: Can't Dr. D go live with his own family?

Milo: He hasn't talked to his dad in years. And his mom ran away before he was born.

Sara:

Sara: How...how is that possible—

[al-murchanski]

I bet there’s at least 42 dimensions out there where Dakavendish looks like this

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

Zack: How are you still standing?!

Milo: Don't worry about it.

Zack: I'm VERY worried about it!

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Pete: I really don’t like that guy Steph: Wow I’ve never seen Pete so angry Richie: I have. Once some squirrels ran off with his sandwich. Pete: What do squirrels even want with tuna?! They never come across it in the wild! Pete: It’s just weird!

[ladymiraclewings]

Gyomei Himejima: Lightning never strikes twice! Genya Shinazugawa: Zenitsu has been struck twice.  Zenitsu Agatsuma: Both times on my birthday.

[lab-trash]

Chase: What do you think of the new mission suits? Kaz: This outfit makes me happy Chase: Really? Kaz: Yeah, I found a dollar in the pocket Bree: Well, I think we look like a boy band Skylar: No. We don't. We definitely do not look like a boy band. Kaz: ... What have you got against boy bands??

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Frank: Well, Julietta, you are officially the first person to ever start a fire with water.

Julie: Thanks!

Frank: Not really a compliment, neighbour.

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Engineer: It's like my pa always says! When life crushes your lemons, stitch the rinds together to make a helmet!

[obscurekinfinder]

Current Name/Pronouns: Milo! Any pronouns!

Body Age: 14

ID: Fictive

Source: Milo Murphy’s Law

Character(s) you are: Milo Murphy :3

Type of relationships you want: Any!

Canon lenient or divergent: Uhhh lenient I think?

How to contact you: Comment or like the post and I’ll follow you! It might take me a while to actually like- dm lol

Extra: No doubles please!

Good luck, Milo!

[number-one-shadisper-shipper]

(The Chaotix are in the middle of an interrogation)

Suspect: What do you want?

Charmy: *yanks out cattle prod* We'll ask the questions, scumbag!

Vector: Charmy!!

Charmy: Just give me an excuse, punk!

Vector: Charmy, c'mon!

*Vector and Espio drag Charmy away. Charmy is still yelling threats*

Vector: Charmy, what the heck was that?!?

Charmy: Oh, I thought we were doing "Good Cop, Bad Cop"

Espio: Who were you, "Dangerously Unstable Cop"?!? And why do you have a cattle prod?