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Bullwinkle: Think about it, Rock! This could be a sign!
Rocky: What if it's a stop sign, Bullwinkle?!
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"I stress about stress before there's even stress to stress about."
- Marlin
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Po: Do you ever talk about anything other than structure and responsibility?
Shifu: Yes. Pride and leadership.
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Buford: The only way to defeat to a bully is to stand up to him!
Buford: Trust me, I have bullied a lot of people.
#incorrect quotes#incorrect phineas and ferb quotes#buford van stomm#source: the suite life of zack and cody
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Raj: Are you complaining again? Do you realize that you spend all your time complaining?
Edward: Why shouldn't I complain?
Edward: It's the only thing I'm really good at!
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Fran: Do you feel any better?
Earl: I feel much better now that you are here with me.
(Ethyl enters the room)
Earl: I feel half better.
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Gaston, regarding Belle: I know she hates me, but that makes me love her all the more.
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Squidward: Why must Mr. Krabs constantly irk me?
SpongeBob: It's hard not to. You're very irkable.
#incorrect quotes#incorrect spongebob squarepants quotes#spongebob squarepants#squidward tentacles#eugene h. krabs#source: kim possible
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Fender: We're gonna expose your evil to the whole world!
Ratchet: What kind of threat is THAT? Everybody KNOWS I'm evil.
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"I used to be a safe driver. I really did! But I gave it up. Who wants to drive a SAFE?"
- Fozzie Bear
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Elroy: Dad, when Mom is mad at you, how do you make her not mad?
George: First, I apologize. Then I get her whatever she wants.
Elroy: Even if she's wrong?
George: She's never wrong.
#incorrect quotes#incorrect jetsons quotes#elroy jetson#george jetson#jane jetson#source: stranger things#in hindsight this probably would have worked for the flintstones too#since wilma is never wrong
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"You know, I used to sit around for hours practicing my evil laughter. But I never thought I'd get the chance to use it."
- Dr. Doofenschmirtz
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Marcie: I find that most people don't believe what other people tell them.
Peppermint Patty: Uh… I don't think that's true.
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Orson: You're overthinking this.
Wade: I have anxiety. That's the only kind of thinking I can do.
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Jake: Today is just such a beautiful day. The sun is shining, the birds are-
Fu Dog: Rose texted you "Have a good day", didn't he?
Jake: With three heart emojis.
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Bubbles: I have cat-like reflexes.
Buttercup: Prove it.
Bubbles: (sees a cat)
Bubbles, instantly: I like that cat.
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"Ah, yes. My tuh-teh-eeh-tuh-teh-train of thought, or as I like to cuh-ceh-eeh-cuh-ceh-call it: the Anxiety Express."
- Porky Pig
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