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Merida: What's it like being tall?

Anna: Is it nice?

Snow White: Can you reach comfortably for cupboards?

Pocahontas: We live in constant fear of the short ones, who – in my experience – will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table, and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

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Moana: Fuck this shit. I'm donating my body to science!

Ariel: Hello, nice to meet you. I'm Ariel, but you can call me Science.

Moana: *blushing*

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Aurora: Don't hurt me, I'm your benefits friend!

Mulan: That's Jasmine.

Aurora: Your intimidating friend!

Mulan: That's Pocahontas.

Aurora: Y-your nice friend!

Mulan: That's Snow.

Aurora: I'm your... friend?

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Kristoff: I just ended a five minutes relationship.

Eric: Oh my God! Are you okay?

Kristoff: Yeah, it wasn't my relationship anyway...

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Jane: Did Megara just call Giselle stupid?

Kida: No, she ask why is she so stupid.

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*Disney Princesses playing hide and seek*

Belle: Do. Not. Say. A. Word.

Rapunzel:

Rapunzel: Fergalicious.

Belle: I said no words!

Rapunzel: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago when we're playing scrabbles it's not a word. Now suddenly, IT IS a word! Very convenient for you!

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Mulan: What's the movie called?

Merida: 'I love you man'.

Mulan: I love you too, but what's the movie's name?

Merida: 'I LOVE YOU MAN'.

Mulan: I KNOW! AND I LOVE YOU TOO! BUT THE MOVIE NAME-

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Aurora: What comes up, but never comes down?

Elsa: The amount of stress you bring to this group.

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Pocahontas: Talk dirty to me...

Cinderella, in a sexy voice: I'm not wearing any underwear...

Cinderella: ...because you never put the fucking laundry in the fucking dryer, like I fucking asked you to do 100 fucking times!

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Giselle: I need you to swear.

Kida: FUCK.

Giselle: I meant- like a promise...

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Florian: You're smiling! Did something great happen?

Beast: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?

Shang: Gaston tripped and fell at the parking lot.

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Rapunzel: We have fun!

Ariel: Don't we Tia?

Tiana: I've never been this stressed out my entire life.

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Moana: Mulan, you're bleeding!

Mulan: Quick, call me an ambulance!

Moana: You're an ambulance!

Mulan:

Merida:

Moana:

Disney Princesses:

Mulan, shedding one last tear: I'm so proud of you...

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Merida: I challenge you to an arm wrestling battle!

Rapunzel: Sure!

Merida:

Rapunzel:

Merida:

Rapunzel: We're just holding hands now.

Merida: It appears so.

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Edward: I would walk through fire for Phoebus!

Edward: Well... not fire, because I don't wanna get burned... But a super humid room!

Edward: Well... not that humid, because my hair-

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Merida: I'M DROWNING, HELP!

Ariel: Calm down!

Pocahontas: It's just five feet deep.

Merida: NOT ALL PEOPLE ARE EITHER TALL OR MERMAIDS, Y'KNOW?