Hold Aradin down. Shove a cucumber into his colon, give him the old vinegar enema and let it ferment until he apologizes to the tiefs, then reward him with a ride so hard we make ass relish
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"it came to me in a dream" except it actually came to me in a dream.
a few nights ago i had a pretty coherent dream where these five were younger kids and living on an ARK-type research facility as test subjects. this might be a stupid concept, but im planning on spending the next few days playing with the idea. more information coming soon :3c (maybe) (also in the tags pls read the tags)
this will probably be tagged with 'lab au' depending on if i come up with a better name
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uhhhhhhhh
ermmmmmm
t-taco.....
taco silly plz?!?!?!
INCREDIBLY loud correct buzzer!
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i feel like some aspects of transphobia stem from jealousy, not just with plastic surgery but towards the happiness we feel as well. a lot of transphobes have horrible lives where horrible things have happened to them so when they see someone free and happy their immediate response is to hate them. they'll deny it over and over again until the end of time but transphobes really hate themselves. especially transphobic women, they seem to often feel the need to attack trans women for their appearance because they're very insecure in their own femininity. "she gets to be happy with womanhood, but why aren't i?"
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i cant decide which one i like more so im gonna make everyones day worse by putting both <3
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what if taco could consciously control her decision to just. randomly die. she heard pickle/mic could be coming and was like "FUCK no!" and hit the metaphorical button. also she couldve had some moments in season one offscreen with this ability
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