#spiral scouts

[scouting-culture-is]

What are the spiral scouts?

hmmmm well i can't really say much since I've never been in them, just heard about it- from what I can tell, it's sort of an alternative scouting group? probably a cult. scouting is always a cult.

here's their website!

[yuwuta]

olympics coming up…… athlete aus on the mind….. satoru as a swimmer….. unreasonably large wingspan…. huge hands..... thinks “official” competitions and tournaments are boring because he can’t use the goofy purple googly eyes goggles he likes to practice in…… practices at ungodly hours solely because he likes when the pool is empty because that means you’ll dip your feet in at the edge and be there to greet him with a kiss when he’s finished his laps….. they bring up the stats board and it’s just his name ten times before the next fastest person and he could still lap them, and even tho he’ll always put so much pressure on himself to be the best, it’s worth it to have you hold his face and tell him you’re proud of him... he’s gotten so much merch from events and sponsorships and he used to think they just created clutter but that all changes when you start to wear his clothes (esp the ones with his name on it… he’s not proud to admit that does Something to him)…. always looks up to the stands when he finishes a race and if he knows you’re not there, he looks right at the camera, draws an infinity sign with his fingers, and blows a kiss (which, some commentators routinely call “unsportsmanlike conduct” but he doesn’t care, and always, publicly says he’ll pay the fees if it means blowing a kiss to his girl at home)

[rowrowronnie]

anyone remember that pyro is a robot headcanon? yeah um erm i also remembered that and also sorta maybe mightve gotten carried away a little bit.. tee hee..

[sketchdeath22]

Made by @fineredmist

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Amrou Scout

The people of Amrou were scattered by war and driven into hiding. Scouts maintain the beacon fires that signal "return" and "home."

Artist: Quinton Hoover TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[astro-nautic]

LOOK!! I NEED YOU ALL TO SEE THIS RN

HE STILL WEARS HIS CUB SCOUT UNIFORM 😭😭😭😭 TRACKER MY BOY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

(Ignore how messy the picture is I just kept finding stuff and didn't know where to put it)

[brotherinsin]

Anyway I just think if the mercs got their hands on wii sports, scout would have inadvertently put a wii-mote through the tv playing baseball, sniper wouldve gotten scarily obsessed w beating every single tennis npc, engie would be teaching soldier how to golf and demo - red blooded Scotsman he is - would eventually have to step in and show them both up bc it would be causing him actual physical pain to sit off to the side and watch the absolute shambles.

Heavy's the one trying to get everyone to wear the wrist strap. Pyro's waiting for everyone to be done so they can just casually beat everyone's personal bests. Medic is doing that bowling challenge w the 100 pins but he's spending the entire time trying to do that cheat-y thing where u ride the guard rail to the end to make it explode.

[lunar-beauty]

stancy au where nancy and steve are rival girl scout and boy scout troop leaders and the party + erica keep getting wrapped up in their competitive antics

[fru1tt0ast]

hey y'all i am a super giant nerd so i decided to assign all the tf2 mercs (plus the administrator) magnus archives entities. i think about this an ungodly amount lolz.! i'll start w/ the ones i have actual explanations for and then do the silly ones.

starting with the administrator. i feel like this one is somewhat obvious but she's being assigned the eye and the web. She spends her life sitting in a surveillance room watching the mercs, learning everything about them. As for the web, she's spent 100 years working for both RED and BLU without telling anyone why, and actively tries to avoid anyone finding out that she's doing this. At this point, the battles are pointless. both Redmond and Blutarch are dead . yeah saxton hale and gray mann have whatever they've got going on but my point still remains. The administrator just enjoys lying and violence #tbh

secondly, pyro would be the desolation and the spiral. The desolation is for obvious reasons. pyro *has* to be the fire entity lol. Now, the spiral, on the other hand, is a bit more complicated than that. Pyro is spends all his time in pyroland, and on the surface it looks all happy and colorful and fun. However. it is much more sinister. pyroland is meant to confuse and distort reality, and hurt people. Now, sure, it's heavily implied that he's just drugged 24/7 or his goggles on his mask are weird and fucked up, but either way pyro still has a couple screws loose. And pyroland is still a distorted version of reality no matter what, is it not?

moving on to spy. He is most definitely aligned with the stranger. As a spy, his job is to not reveal his true identity to anyone. And he actively attempts to convince others he is someone he's not. for example, he can literally shapeshift into the other team's mercs and change the way he walks, speaks, and acts based on who he's pretending to be. He also is extremely meticulous about nobody finding out who he truly is. bro literally kept his balaclava on when he fucked scouts mom

Last of my ones that have actual good reasons is heavy. He would work with the web. Heavy is extremely smart, and a lot of the time people assume he isn't, due to his broken english and him being a big guy. Dude has a PHD in russian literature. I feel like people take it for granted that he's stupid, and while i don't think heavy would manipulate anyone unless he had to, he definitely could.

now we move on to the silly goofy ones.

soldier is the slaughter; just because the slaughter often manifests itself as soldiers lol

demoman is also the slaughter, because he is fairly violent and also there's that one episode of tma where they walk through a domain of the slaughter and there's bagpipes in the background

medic is the flesh just for the sillies!! idk how to explain why, but the flesh just fits him yk?

Engie is the spiral and the eye. He's soooo insane. he's genuinely insane. like. wow. i love you. he also has ELEVEN phds. bro is just collecting knowledge for no reason. nobody needs 11 fucking phds

Scout is the end but only because he died and then came back from the dead.

Finally, sniper. He is the hunt because he hunts go gun snipe them 👍

[tiredofthehumanlife]

Jk turns out I don’t want to date every man who just so happens to even slightly compliment me oddly enough it seems I just seek male validation

[pleckthaniel]

Okay I am not claiming that testosterone makes people angry because that simply is not true but for me it has definitely unearthed a lot of suppressed rage I've been carrying around

[rowrowronnie]

hiking time!!

[wtf-amiru]

"Oh, are they gonna throw me into a cutscene with my silly little mask on?"

the answer is yes, yes they are lol

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Ironclaw Buzzardiers

They warn the army of danger as they squawk past in swift retreat.

Artist: Carl Critchlow TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[the-jazzy-cool-cat]

So I already talked about Nagivators U.S.A but did you know about Spiral Scouts Internacional?

It's an equaly inclusive Scouting organisation created with Wicca roots but you don't have to be Wicca to Join.

It's Open to everybody of every gender and orietation.

It teaches kids and young adults about the inportance of nature and how to take care of it and protect it, along with with respect for all human life, and it's diversity, charity and how to grow and cherish relationships with others around them.

Their age groups are called shards that I know of and they start at 3-5 years old and continue until atleast 16-18, if you want to Join at a older age you can also become a Volunter and or start your own group, Their groups are called Circles but you can also do it just you and your family i which case it would be a heart.

So if you have a kid and don't want to put them in Boy scouts or Girl scouts or hell you want to Join a Scouting organisation yourself but don't want to be a Boy scout or a Girl scout this is a better option.

[appealingtonobody]