#splur

[nekassvariigs]

I saw someone having a post mentioning if a character from one piece would be certain about age gaps so here i am in a silly goffy mood.

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Idea: Waking up/Walking around not realising youre wearing a shirt saying "Dilf patrol" and going out on the ship/certain places causing some interesting conversations.

Raighley, Shanks, Mihawk, Law, Kid, Doflamingo

Special addition: Bepo for cuteness

I know kid and law arent dilfs but theyre fun to write

Kid

Way too busy to notice it at first until someone points it out.

Hes flabbergasted.

"Into experianced men huh?" he comments brows furrowed in question.

It took you a while to register.

"I know i dont qualify as one but give me a few years."

You couldnt be more embarrassed, not to say anytime he asks you to stand on lookout he'll yell "DILF PARTROL" full blast embarrassing you each time.

If hes into you he'll paint over one of his shirts the words "certified dilf" while working on his gagets. If you catch him in the act give him a sly smirk and run for your goddamn life.

However if you both happen to wear it at the same time again its now your turn to shout over the entire ship "DILF SPOTTED" the moment you see him. You'll distract him so horredusly he wont be able to unhear it for the next week.

At some point you both take a picture, altough the main focus is you zooming in on his tits where the label he drew on was.

"Let me see the photo."

You show it to him proudly and prepare for self defense.

"You little shit." hed scoff ,however his ego was lifted that hed certified dilf material.

Doflamingo

This pink flamingo has been walking around you all morning trying to be subtle.

It was getting on your nerves.

"Can you ATLEAST pretend that your subtle, Youre like 10 meters tall dude you wear a PINK FEATHER COAT."

"So?" He picks his teeth with a toothpick.

"Why are you following me?"

"Your shirt."

"What about it?" you get more annoyed by the second.

"Not your dresscode madamoiselle?" you give him a fake smile with your eyes.

"Ha..Hahaha..HAHAHAHA, i must send this to the navy." He takes a photo.

"Fuck do you mean send it to the navy?!"

"Look, i can already hear "it's the dilf parol woman" with your face plastered all over it."

Oh he really was pushing it huh.

With a loud FWAP the shirt lands flat on his face right on the centered plastered with the writing.

"I think they'd like this one better."

You show him the picutre. There he is this wooden shelf for a man in his pink ridicilous coat with his face covered in a shirt thats says "Dilf patrol" boldly.

"My ass im gonna let you have your way with it."

Onsues a battle between two idiots.

Nearing your defeat you splur out "Y'know if you had a kid you'd qualify for it."

"Huh- Yeah right."

"Im dead serious."

"..."

"Time to take one for the team." He said confidently.

Raighley

Usually you stay over at Shakky's rip-off bar having known the owners well half owner Raighley. You never managed to catch his wife on time however, she was always out so one good day you treated yourself to a hands on barman experiance pouring yourself a drink, mind you its late so its okay.

Whilst mixing your drink you hear the front door open Raigley in sight he catches a seat.

"One whiskey on the rocks ma'am." he gets cozy until seeing you prepare your drink. You shake the mixture the tshirt you wore frurrowing all sorts of ways.

"?" He sees something written on it.. not fully tho, so he'll take a another peek in a bit.

Your drink made, you start his grabbing some ice and whiskey for the foxy man.

"Here ya go~" you happily chirped at him offering his drink.

It wasnt until you were mid drink he said "Say would i qualify as a dilf?"

ah the burning sensation of choking on alcohol.

"What?" you ask him barely able to breathe.

"You know, I mean not to shoot myself in the foot i do happen to look good for my age." he takes a swig of his drink calmly.

"F-First off, where is this coming from? Second off what!?" You stutter, Raighley barely dared being so cocky, and now all of a sudden this!? Did he hit his head?

He doubles the K.O pointing to your shirt at which you stare down, immidiatley embarrased for showing your interest in older men un such a dumb way.

Cheeks blazing you admit defeat, giving him a thumb up weakly.

"You're overqualifed.."

"That so?" He smirks hand on his beard in question.

Now confidently you humm altough your legs were giving out.

Who woulda thought you had one of the hottest man, not to mention the most humble one around teasing you like this when youre compleatley unprepared.

[continuation awaits (￣^￣)ゞ]

Law

Poor guy was hoping to eat his meal in peace when you come in theough blazing the words dilf patrol on your shirt.

He literrally chokes.

"You alright capitan?" you ask him.

He swallows dryly, "Yeah..." he stares at you, then at the writing, then at you,the writing and at you for the last time.

"Y/n-ya, You know our crew mostly has guys around the age of 20, right?"

"Riight.. , point being?" you curiously ask.

"Point is WHO ARE YOU PATROLING FOR?!" Not gonna lie he was determined to know.

"!!?" Shocks sets in as you realize what youre wearing.

"Haha oh this thing, well you know give it a few years everyone will be aprooved, even you Law." you chuckle lips pointing in a whistle like manner.

He mentally stopped until he lowered his cow-print hat lower over his face, continuing eating without furter comments.

Hoo... Oh my.

"C-Capitans blushing!" Bepo alerts everyone in the dining hall. Startling you and Law himself.

"Was not, shut up!"

"I'm sorry!" he bows apologizing.

"Well in anycase we have time dont we?" You chuckle pouring yourself some tea.

Few meters behind you you hear more bickering about "Dont joke about this!" et cetera.

Mihawk

The silent man was trying to enjoy a morning newspaper till perona started babling to him about you.

"Whats the issue?" the blandly replies.

"Have you seen what shes wearing its not cute at all!" she pouts pointing to you , a pastry in your mouth the shirt revealing the writing.

Lightning stuck in his head.

"We all have preferances.."

He didnt want to even think about it.

"Thats right, we all have preferances" you pouted back disagreeing with her.

"Of all things you choose old hot guys seriously!? Pick something cuter next time!"

Bwaaa~ You drop your pastry.

"Who says i like old hot guys?"

"Your shirt says.." He nonchalantly interrupted.

"Ah so it does, WHAT?!" You strech out your shirt noticing the writing 'Dilf patrol'

"As long as she can handle it, i see no issue." He adds in.

Your jaw dropping, how can he be so relaxed about this.

"Stop embarrasing her old man-"

The bell dings in everyones head striking a nerve.

Everyone locks eyes.

Silence follows.

It was the tensest breakfast youve ever had with the two of them.

After breakfast you chose to clean the dishes upon hearing a knock.

"Not my buisness, but good choise." And he leaves just like that.

No dishes were washed for the next 30 minutes out of sheer incapability to understand his approval.

Shanks

All bark all bite he doesnt hold back.

He digs the shirt, calls it trendy,odd but trendy, hes seen worse.

"Y/n, i qualify."

"For what?"

"You can count me as a dilf, no?"

Your brain shortcircuts.

"Well.." You eye him up and down making him wait impatiently.

"I mean sorta? Youre not really the hot DAD material are you? "

"I can be though." he shoots you a grin.

"Caaan you?" you hiss back at him.

"Wanna seee for yourselllf?"

[Continuation awaits (￣^￣)ゞ]

Bepo!

You had just woken up having no actual shirt to wear from your regulars you scramped one from the dryer. You didnt even bother to check which one it was you had agreed to train with bepo.

"Goodmornin'. " Hes as polite as ever.

"Mornin' bepo, lets start some warm ups?"

You both proceed to train along eachother however the longer it lasted the more people gathered around you two.

"Whats this about?" You question wiping the sweat off your forehead with your shirt.

"Mm Maybe because youre wearing that today?" ,his fluffy paw points to your shirt.

Every guy in a 10 meter radius was giving you thumbs up making you red as a raindeers nose.

"Y/n, whats a dilf anyways? Some new monester out there?" He innocently asks

"Haha y-no?, Do you wanna know?"

He nodds.

"Well its a preferance for older attractive looking men that have kids or had kids who grew up."

"So.. Do you like ..." he was deep in thought..

He didnt know what to ask.

"Ah mabye Vice capitan Ben?"

Pffttjfjfhdha

"Dont think hes got kids, but hes attractive so i approve." You wipe ur nose at the thought.

Next day Bepo shows around with a shirt labeled

"Shaved ice patrol."

What an innocent creature..

[luvleyjuno]

Can’t stop thinking about her

Modern au you and Abby had just began a new relationship you’re in this honeymoon phase everything is new and exciting, everything is perfect well almost everything.

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Go read part 1 and part 2!!

Sorry I took so long to come out with part 3 I was being lazy..

Warnings: NSFW, use of y/n, jealousy, drinking, arguing, making out, oral(r receiving), pet names, fingering(r receiving),hair pulling?

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(If I missed anything let me know!! This is my first time writing smut please don’t judge me lmao 😭)

It had been a couple weeks since your date with Abby. You both continued to talk and talking soon turned into a relationship, this relationship was new and excited everything was great! Well almost everything you couldnt stop thinking about your kiss with Ellie, it felt wrong not telling Abby but it would ruin everything and ever since you heard from Dina she broke up with her new girl you couldnt help but think you were the reason. Abby had come by your place just for a movie night in, that was until Dina couldnt convice you to go to a party so she texted Abby knowing she'd want go and would convice you. You both quickly get ready and head out to the party, the party wasnt far at all so in a blink of an eye you were walking in with Abbys arm wrapped around you "you look so pretty tonight" Abby said while looking you up and down you smile and let out a giggle. Dina came running up to the both of you wrapping her arms around your neck hugging you "IM SO HAPPY YOU COULD MAKE IT!!" Dina yells already half drunk you let out a sigh "hey y/n im gonna look for Jesse and let him know Dina is kinda drunk" abby says while letting go of you and walking off. "how much have you had to drink?" you questioned her "im not drunk.." she splurs out trying to not slur her words "OH! i shouldve told you, Ellie is here i dont know where but shes here” Dina lets out in a whisper. hearing that Ellie is here makes your face go red, you see Dina run over to Jesse with Abby tralling not far behind you walk over to them abby smoothly wraps her arm around your waist and hands you a drink. you chug it, you need a distraction from the fact Ellie is here, anything to calm your nerves, Abbys face was confusion and shock she didnt expected you to chug the beer down and she was worried something was up "are you okay?" "im fine, dont worry about me" you untangle yourself from her and head off to find more beer. You find yourself in the kitchen searching for beer, you feel eyes on you. You grab the beer out of the fridge and close the door turning around to see who is in the kitchen with you, it was Ellie. It was like she was frozen in place the look on her face seemed like she was hesitant to speak “I saw you came with Abby seen her hands all over you” Ellie says looking straight at you with piercing eyes “yeah so what?” You try to sound annoyed you open up your beer and take a sip “why do keep staying with her” Ellie says stepping closer to you “you know I’m better than her” Ellie speaks softly into your ear your face goes red. Shaking the words she spoke out of your head to containing a straight face “what is your problem with Abby?” “I don’t like her she rubs me the wrong way everything about her just doesn’t seem right and I especially don’t like her now that you are with her” she moves her hand to your lower back “I miss you, I’m sorry for everything” you felt like you lost control of your body hearing those words you want to kiss her touch her like you used to but you know it’s wrong your body wants to lean into her touch but you push away and in that moment Abby walks in. Abby’s standing there watching you two trying to analyze the situation “what are you doing talking to her?” Abby says crossing her arms Ellie speaks up “she can talk to whoever she wants to” Ellie’s says with a hint of malice. “Should you really be the one talking about who she can talk to? Didn’t you ghost her??”

Abby grabs your hand and starts waking away you don’t look away from Ellie’s eyes, you hated that fact you couldn’t stop thinking about her. The rest of the night Abby kept you close you thought it was sweet but apart of you wanted to be near Ellie. You knew she was getting to you and she knew it, by the end of the party you and Abby get into a fight she wants to leave and you want to stay. By the end of the fight Abby is kissing you on the lips and leaving she didn’t want to fight especially when you are irritable, so she left. You had been drinking and felt sick and overstimulated so you went upstairs to find a bathroom just to get away from all the people and to splash water on your face. Ellie who had been watching you saw this as opportunity to talk to you alone so she followed you, before you closed the bathroom door she snuck in. “Ellie!! What are you doing?” “I wanted to get you alone, didn’t get to finish what we started downstairs” “Ellie.. we didn’t start anything downstairs” you give Ellie a look of shame “don’t look at me like that we both know what would of happened if Abby didn’t walk in.” You sigh “Ellie nothing was gonna happen” you look up at her Ellie grabs your face and kisses you. You kiss her back and move your hands to the back of her neck tugging on her hair she lets out a moan letting you put your tongue in her mouth. She lifts you up placing you on the countertop not breaking the kiss, she starts to move the kiss down to your neck sucking lightly, your head falls back and letting out moans. She rolls your dress up and pulls your panties offs, she rolls them up and puts them in her jean pockets. Ellie drops to her knees and kisses your inner thighs you start to breathe heavily in anticipation, she starts leaving marks on your inner thighs “Ellie..” you say in a whimper “yes baby?” She says looking up at you trying to act all innocent “please..” “please what?” “I need you Ellie” she licks her tongue in-between your folds you let out a moan of and a sigh of relief she starts sucking on your clit, you move your hands to her head gripping onto her hair she looks up at you. “Fuck ellie..” you moan out you couldn’t believe that you were doing this but god did it feel so good, “I’m gonna cum” your stomach starts to tighten and your breathing starts to pick up, Ellie gets up from her knees and you let out a whimper she starts kissing you again and moves her hand to start circling around your clit. You break the kiss and your head falls back a moaning mess she starts to pump her fingers in and out of you “Ellie I’m gonna cum please don’t stop!” “Come on baby cum on my fingers” she hummed out watching you ride her fingers “I’m so close els” Ellie’s fingers sped up. “There we go” Ellie praises you she lets you ride out your high on her fingers and once you’re done she grinning ear to ear “nothing was gonna happen huh?” She says being all cocky you had nothing to say you couldn’t say anything you were fucked dumb.

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[hcaeh]

౨ৎ . riize [ seunghan ] . chubby ! read . fluff . small angst . just cute stuff honestly >0<

꩜ ⊹₊⋆ warnings . afab reader . body shaming topics . that’s it i think!

“babyy, why are you leaving?” seunghan asks as you get up to leave the party you two were attending. “i need to go, i’m sorry han..you can stay. i know how much you wanted to come.” he pouts at you, “yeah, but i wanted to be here with you.” he grabs your arm and brings you to him, guiding you to sit on his lap. you resist and adjust yourself in front of him. “no,,” you mumble. “what? why won’t you sit?” he asks, standing up and holding your shoulders. “i don’t want to hurt you.”

“hurt me?” he tilts his head, raising one eyebrow. “don’t say such nonsense princess, you would never hurt me.” you shake your head turning your head to the side. “yes i would.” now you’re really confusing him! “where is this coming from? you’ve never hurt me before.” before you can speak, some random girl comes up to you and seunghan, “well she hasn’t when she was skinny, haha. now look at her all blub—” seunghan cuts her off with a glare, turning her way he speaks, “and who exactly are you to be talking about her like that?” “just someone who can obviously see you deserve someone better, someone who won’t crush you when they sit on you.”

you feel your eyes begin to water, your body shaky, you grab onto seunghan; your grip tight trying to pull him away. “pathetic!” she splurs, “god- you know, i could treat you so-” seunghan stops her with a ‘shut up’ motion. “i don’t need a girl that doesn’t know how to respect other people to ‘treat me better’. yn is my girl, and you could never compare.” the girl rolls her eyes and scoffs, giving up and walking away. seunghan looks down at you, his face softening when he sees you crying. “baby, don’t cry.” he wipes your flowing tears with his thumb, so lightly. “can..we go home please?” you ask burying your head into his chest. he just squeezes you in response and takes you home.

once you two are home, you immediately get undressed and put on one of seunghan’s pants and your hoodie. you sit in your bed, curled up into a ball, wondering where you went wrong. you were tugging at your hair, quietly crying, trying to just make it through the night. you hear the door open slightly, you turn your head to see seunghan with a blanket in his arms. “mind if i stay in your room tonight?” he asks, closing the door softly. you quickly wipe your tears, “it’s better if you don’t, i don’t wanna h-” he clicks his tongue on the roof of his mouth, cutting you off. “enough with the, ‘hurting’ me shit, princess you could never hurt me.” he says, coming to you and sitting next to you.

“it’s fine. you don’t have to console me, i know what everyone thinks. i’ll do my best to fix myself for you, so that you aren’t embarrassed to be seen with me.” you respond, head looking at your fingers. “baby, don’t say this nonsense please. i’m never embarrassed to be seen with you, and i’m never going to lie to you about how i feel,” he pauses, “you mean everything to me and i’m gonna take care of you for as long as you’ll let me.” you look up at him, eyes full of tears, “i love you so much seunghan.” you say and crawl into his lap, wrapping your arms around him. “i love you more my love.”

[somebodystoleme]

thinking about soccer player!astumu miya...

college!soccer player! atsumu miya

this is just a random splur of thoughts; this is so random and i apologize

actually lovesick

constantly constantly spending nights at the library, catching him up on econ

every time he takes a penalty/ free kick, he points to you

wearing his jersey religiously

sadly, always feeling like the 2nd choice, at the start of y'alls relationship

"did you know the atsumu miya has a girlfriend?"

"seriously? i thought him and claire were hooking up?"

ALL THE TIME

he doesn't try to deny it either, he knows he gets women..

"babe, it's not my fault that isabel keeps on talking to me."

what can he do? he's the most popular boy in the college

carried his high school team to nationals and people still remember him for that

friends with almost all the cheerleaders (not for good reasons tbh)

but once he heard you say that you really really like

don't get me started

changed man

all eyes were on you

EVEN UNADDED THE HOES, sobbin'

"only for you baby."

keeps his trophies in your apartment so each time he wins one more he has an excuse to visit you

pet names: baby, love, babe, beautiful

literally snuck into your professor's room to find your notebook

only talks about you to most of his friends + they are so bored of it

when he goes pro; and all the women are throwing themselves at him, he still posts pics of you

helping him go cleat shopping

going to fancy parties because he's friends with "famous" people

traveling to see soccer games all the over the world, cus he's 'bored'

sweetest boy alive

always confused on why he picked you

but he loves to tell you he wouldn't have picked anyone else

basically an empty ikea restaurant - so much to do

[luimagines]

What do you think about the massive totk spoilers?

(no spoilers just venting lmao)

Honestly I'm very disappointed of the tloz Fandom, there are many zelda fans that just don't have that much time to grind this game up to a 100% in a day (I only have 5 hearts and 1 map explored) and tiktok already casually spills out the ending.

It honestly shredded all my motivation to play this game because of these spoilers, now the story doesn't make any sense to me and it just seems so random.

Most importantly.

The audacity people have to just splur out the whole story. It made me so mad.

Never in these past 6 years of botw ever was I spoiled.

Why now totk?

- your sad anon

Ok. I got this, like, back in July but I struggled to put into words for the longest time what I wanted to say and then I decided to wait for the Game Awards in just in case any one was still burning with a flaming passion for this game.

And while I could have probably have had more to say if I responded when I first received this, I feel as if I might have made it seem more accusatory than strictly necessary. So I feel more confident to say what I want to now that things have relatively calmed down.

I can't say I'll be able to mentioned all of my thoughts but frankly, you're not here for that.

First of all, I agree completely.

While I completely understand the hype that was surrounding the game, not to mentioned that I'm more lenient than many when it comes to spoilers, the fact that the end game was so blatantly spoiled truly showed a massive disregard for the fandom and community as a whole.

When I first got a few people complaining that it was spoiled on tiktok, my first reaction was more "Well that's all the more reason to not be on tiktok." Admittedly, the point went over my head due to my dislike of the app... until it happened to me. On this blog. Right in my inbox.

And I understood the point then.

Because that person didn't bother to ask me if I have even played the game. They didn't ask if it as ok to talk about the game or about spoilers and just assumed that I had been spoiled as well.

At that time, I hadn't even touched the game yet. (I haven't touched it since because I got busy with other projects and I'm not so inclined to play video games as it is but that's on me)

If they had started with at least trying to meet me halfway by asking where I was in the game or if I had even heard of the spoiler, I wouldn't have been so irritated with this person. (I never back form that anon (to my knowledge) so there's that).

The whole fiasco with what happened with Tears of the Kingdom was incredibly disrespectful and almost downright malicious. And frankly, I think this new culture that's coming about in social media is to blame. In my heart, I still want to blame mostly TikTok. That app has done way more harm than good when it comes to sharing information and videos and other media content. But that post is neither here nor now.

However, I think that if tiktok was around for the time of Breath of the Wild the same way it is today, I'm positive the same result would have happened with people blatantly exposing the ending of the game.

Shame on them.

[blackbutlerfandomnerddomain]

For Clayton what headcanons do you have for him when it comes to the types of dates he would take his female so ?

Since dates weren't really a thing in the Victorian Era unless after marriage, these are more so called "outings" with his lover to not shame her honor

He would probably take you to a nice restaurant if he wants to splurs on you (and he always does)

If that's not your taste, then he'd take you on a picnic or a simple croquet game in the fields or gardens

He will try and take you on a boat ride even if he's not great at rowing and fears the smallest dragon fly would make you both fall

Goes to his fellow Prefects and Phantom Five members for advice

[laurenfindlay]

As the toxins invades my mind, I’m trying my hardest to recall five things to keep me alive. If not for me, for anyone I may burden.

I write it down and it buries itself into the depths of my notes app and as the time comes suddenly nothing has been written and I’m on my own.

My bones they ache and beg, they’re tired but will never sleep. They’re restless because so much has been taken from them.

There is something lodged in my chest and it claws its way to my throat. I can’t will myself to speak, It hurts. If I do speak I’m afraid the fountain will overflow and the walls will fill up with a cascade of blood, sweat and tears.

Do I deserve the sting of my eyes and the fog of my brain? The sleepless nights bouncing my legs, stomping the floorboards waiting for an excuse to fall through the ceiling?

I would write about the feeling of falling. The dust that would catch the wind as my body finally feels as if it’s a feather, for once. I drop the weight of the world’s words as I fall.

There is so much ambition written in me just like everyone who thinks what they have to say is interesting. Like their words mean something amongst the millions that are lost. What could I possibly say that hasn’t been articulated by every person who knows better.

What is the point of all this dedication?

The dedication and ambition that keeps my mind treading like a hamster in a wheel unable to halt all movement. My fingers are unable to keep up with my mind and it refuses to shut off until I splur the words out onto a piece of paper. Like the ache in my core that won’t stop until it's tended to. Like a buzzing in my ear that refuses to be silenced.

Need is the underlying question but what is the point?

[donmorphy12]

This blog post delves into the world of bespoke tailoring, unpacking the intricacies of this age-old craft and shedding light on the cost associated with acquiring a bespoke suit in 2024. We'll explore the essence of bespoke suiting, the value it offers beyond custom-made options, and the various factors that influence the final price tag.

[clownsshroom]

Paper Bags

Your pale skin is showing

With that shell you call a body

A paper bag stuffed on your head

No real emotion shown

Not even a crack of a smile

Only two empty holes called ‘eyes’

Your hand covering your ‘ear’

Ignoring your fears

Everything is a blur

‘Ignorance is bliss’ you splur

Yet my hand is out to your’s

You decide to turn away

Deciding the comfort of the shell

Of a Paper Bag

Never done poetry before so haha 😅

[rabbit-with-canines]

~☆*. abt me: hello!

`. my name is vien, or rabbit. i'm a minor, genderfluid she/they/he from britian, just splurring my thoughts out onto a page ,, then making them coherent for reading !

writing is my form of therapy and even if you never see my account again i hope that you find comfort in my writings and know, inside yourself, that you are not alone in anything you are facing- They'll always be someone in the same boat as you, feeling the way you are right now: that does not make your feelings any less significant!! you are you!!

i hope you feel things from my words and find your own way to cope, just like i have. never forget the colours of the world even if your vision is ever so black right now, remember you can dance; sing; run; jump; enjoy what you enjoy and love yourself doing it.

love yourselves,

love others the same

.`✶•~

[worldofchristmas]

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[xxb0rderline-kitt3nxx]

I wrote a poem and the idea is good but it has no grounding or solid/clear character— it kind of just expresses a feeling/idea/concept and I like that but also it feels unfinished. Help bc idk what to do to it.

Bile and Tongue.

A metal pipe, strings woven through strings,

Mesh, pieced together like undying flesh on a red hill,

Handfuls of hair ripped out like grass in a child’s fist,

Tired from banging against doors and walls,

And sins being whispered into finger-plugged ears.

Red bile,

Yellow tongue manure,

Rusted metal pipes hooked through noses and mouths and parting lips

Into a silenced sound of empty thoughts and

Picked fingertips.

Hair teased like harp strings,

Nails ripped against concrete,

Primrose eyes and cheeks fading like flowers

Crushed under cracked knuckles

From banging against walls and doors until they're cracked or

knocked down.

Pale white mesh blubbering from violently exposed air and

Raw under fingernails scraping against their surface,

Dipped down within rivers of red on

Pale supple skin and

Gray makeshift stars pleated across contracted limbs with

Words written across bodies of hate

Screaming words of recognition and reminders that what they refuse to

Hear and consume

Will still haunt their ever remembering minds.

-

The format is kinda messed up but oh well please give me advice on how to start revising this again because I feel like it’s solidified like a concrete block and I can’t change anything

Like can you also even tell what it’s about????

Idk it doesn’t feel like my writing either it just feels like garbage I splurred out with no meaning even tho it does have meaning but like still does it actually yk?

[chaoticmoonwinks]

I wish I were better. Not a broken glass. How can mind be so blind? Why does it not see what lies, and who lies. I'm tired of correcting what mistakes my mind has made. Tired of.

Perennial exhaustion.

Perennially occupied with this gloom. Oh I wish my smile was real. Wish this roof splits open, wish this sky falls on me. I'm tired. I need a heavy blanket. To engulf me whole. To stop me from making more mistakes. I'm tired of it. Making mistakes.

How can I be so wrong? So wrong? My heart splits open, vomits a million times. Splurs out your name. I'm tired of your name. I wish I never knew, you. Because I hate that you were good. How to blame the retard? Hate.

I wonder if I'll ever be right. Want this pattern to turn off. I want to be a little free. Not a lot, cause then i do this. This.

I can hardly see what lies just an inch from my feet. How can someone be so blind?

[kill-republicans-and-democrats]

see so my whole splur on the fuck a wild dolphins fantasy is it must be in the wild surrounded by hundreds of other dolphins playing, then you grab the wild dolphin, and hump it real hard wrestling with it in the ocean showing all the dolphins what's up, then it's breathe of fresh air hold your breath slapped hard holding tight by the tail jerking harder and harder and eventually the accomplishment and the dolphins do back flips for me. Lol

Well see the beastality demon has to accomplish this no sedatives no tranquilizers just true wild dolphins and sex baby.

That's a twisted joke and now beastality demon you must out match me and accomplish this.

Lol

[hernameis-karma]

Silence grows up with you. Your parents doesn't tell you to be quiet in front of strangers now. They don't tell you to stop asking questions. They don't tell you to watch your words.

Still, you find yourself quiet at times. Sometimes, you're scared of choosing the wrong words. Sometimes you're scared of not getting a response. Sometimes you worry that your words won't really be valued once they splur out of your mouth. Somehow, you always look for someone who understands this silence, and helps you feel comfortable enough to speak your heart out.

After all the world isn't about who makes the most noise, it's about the one, who's promising enough to listen.

—' Sheikhspeare ✍🏻

[komfrotable]

Lets die now fuck a sunset. 🧟