#sportsnut

[hippiebikergirl]

Workout done…. Now what??? Have an amazing Thursday y’all!!

[fahr-rad]

#mucoff #hiplok #und#co #jeronimo ...😎🚀 #sportsnut 😘 (hier: Fahr-Rad)

[profchuggy]

A beer from when the Royals won it all. Time to drink this one and buy a new one for the next championship. Will it be Sporting, Royals, or Chiefs? #sportsnut #lovemyhometeams #rootforthrhometeamdrinkbeer. (at Chuggy's Joint) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8NNpOgH6wu/?igshid=1ra6rvcz46tyz

[itsautophile]

Joke Conspiracy

AO3

Usually when Batman revealed to people he had found out their secret identity they either consciously or unconsciously responded with shock. Sometimes a full body act and sometimes just a flash in their eyes, there was always that one moment of shock. Then they either tried to deny it or just admitted and the conversation moved on from there.

At seventeen year’s old Fenton’s response of shock followed by horror was normal and average. An understandable response if one were to remember how Phantom was a ghost and with the Ani-Ecto Acts considered an animal to be hunted for study in some lab at best. It reminded him a bit of Clark.

“Wes must never find out, Batman is a “Fenton is Phantom” conspiracy theorist.”

That was new.

A notification sound came out of the teen’s phone.

“Listen, Mr. Batman,”, said Fenton while looking at his phone, “usually I would laugh at you but I get the feeling you want a serious response. So. Go on YouTube and look up an account called SuckitWes. There is only one video uploaded on it with the name “A response to the Fenton is Phantom theory”.” He was typing a message on his phone. Once he finished he put it back in his pocket.

“My sister is waiting for me. Bye.”

And Batman didn’t follow him.

                                  Whatever Jason expected to find once he returned to the cave wasn’t this. Tim was unconscious in the med bay which, taking into consideration the idiot’s terrible sleeping habits and the fact he had woken from fifteen hours of nonstop sleeping only eight hours ago, meant he was either knocked out or drugged. Dick was sitting to the side staring at the bottom of what Jason hoped was a cup full of coffee and not alcohol. Bruce was sitting in front of the computer. On the screen there was a paused video of Fenton wearing a top hat and a fake mustache.

“Master Jason.”

“Alfred, what happened?”

“Master Bruce confronted Mister Fenton with his theory of him being Phantom. Mister Fenton responded by directing him to the video which is currently paused on screen. Apparently the “Fenton is Phantom” is a conspiracy started by a boy with the name Wes Weston and it is considered by many as a joke. Mister Fenton a few years ago decided to post his own counter evidence in the video.”

He didn’t expect that. Or well he didn’t expect there to be counter evidence to that theory. As far as Jason was concerned it was fairly obvious the kid was Phantom, especially after the entire “I am ecto contaminated.” ordeal with the kid’s blood.

“So? Burce Wayne being Batman is also a joke conspiracy and yet here we are.”

“The counter evidence was so damning, Master Tim came to the conclusion sleep deprivation is affecting his thinking ability and decided to work on better sleeping habits which is why he is in med bay right now. Master Bruce and Master Dick on the other hand are confronting the realization no one in this family will get the “World’s Greatest Detective” title this year. We haven’t told Master Damian yet.”

Ah. It was that bad.

As if to emphasize what Alfred said Bruce unpaused the video.

“-and with that we have finished the second part of my evidence called “Ghost hunting technology reacts very differently between Phantom and I”. The third and last part is called “History”. Let’s start with Phantom. Research shows he has been around since at least Roman times-“

Oh, it was really bad.

                     On the other side of the city Danny read the comments on his latest twitter post.

Notphantom @nasanerd

I would like to let the entirety of Amity Park know I found “Fenton Is Phantom” theorists in Gotham.

TFfor @toofine

Lol what?

Herbwitch @sammanson

Will you ever be free of @WesWeston’s madness?

Dash @sportsnut

@phantomgirlfriend @staronearth @thatoneasianguy

Look at this

shine bright like a @staronearth

@WesWeston you are infecting the rest of the world

FENTON IS PHANTOM @WesWeston

One day the truth will be revealed

[fordfitindy]

Back home visiting the fam, but still able to see the Colts. Next stop: enjoying the @chicagobears game with mom and bro at @soldier_field tonight! BEAR DOWN! 🐻🏈 FOLLOW AT @fordfitindy #nfl #football #family #sunday #sports @studiofitnez #sportsnut #packerssuck (at Chicago metropolitan area) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrLlBt5HQdQ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=wmvw5tggx2bm

[athleticeatery]

To burn always with this hard, gem-like flame, to maintain this ecstasy, is success in life. Walter Pater #life #success #motivation #athlete #lacrosse #lacrossstick #gym #fitness #workouts #sportsperformancept #fire #burning #lacrosselife #warrior2 #ericmartin #nutrition #sportsnut #sportsnutrition #happy #facialexpression #happyness #mentalhealthmatters #athleticeatery #toronto #the6ix #torontorock #food #macros #gametime #walterpater (at Toronto, Ontario)

[vvvviiiinnnneeee-blog]

PSYCHED THAT FOOTBALL SEASON'S STARTIN' UP AGAIN! #sportsnut

[theartofjov]

It’s ALMOST time for Dodger baseball, folks!!!! I feel it’s our year!!! Working on some new ones (same style too). So, stay tuned!!! Btw... these classic ones are available to purchase! 5x7 Cardstock ONLY. Get at me if interested! Thanks in advance! 💙❤️⚾️ #sportsnut #ilovesports #codybellinger #justinturner #coreyseager #claytonkershaw #losangelesdodgers #dodgers #ladodgers #itfdb #theartofjovfreshgoods #theartofjov

🔅Random Fact:

I went to my first Dodger game with my Dad and got to see my favorite pitcher, Orel Hershiser, at the mound. My Dad was so bored, we left during the 5th inning. We got home and my mom asked me if I saw my surprise. With a confused look on my face, I asked her what surprise? She said after the 7th-inning stretch, on the scoreboard was my name and a BIRTHDAY GREETING. Me: “Nope.” ☹️🤣

[hizokucycles]

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[hippiebikergirl]

WooHoo!!! Hockey season started tonight & my boys brought it!!!! Let’s go Hawks!!!!

[fahr-rad]

#Rondo#sportsnut#meets#fahrrad.ec😎😘🚀 (hier: Fahr-Rad) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrYGej9BU1i/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=86dlmajbbzx

[its-kristin-not-kristen]

PSYCHED THAT FOOTBALL SEASON’S STARTIN’ UP AGAIN! #sportsnut

@kaz