#spuin

[the-redacted-box]

Okay so you know how in My Immortal, Willow is expelled (and killed?) and then shows up again in the next chapter perfectly fine?

Well, here’s what I think happened. Because at this point I don’t know if I’m ever gonna write that fic, and I need to get this particular headcanon out into the world somehow.

(tw for a very quick SH mention because, y’know, My Immortal)

When explaining to Enoby, B’loody Mary tells her that “[Willow] failed al her klasses and she skepped math” (ch16). That part’s true.

The reason she was skipping/failing all her classes was so she could hang out with Britney in secret. She had to do this because Enoby had her booked to hang out with her pretty much all the time outside of class, and also she’s Willow’s roommate so it would be pretty suspicious if she was gone during the night (day? Whenever classes aren’t) without Enoby knowing where she was. She usually only attends the classes she has with Enoby.

Also, how did she die? Well, she didn’t. B’loody Mary certainly didn’t kill her. But the reason she said that was because Willow and Enoby had begun fighting, as Willow realized she was not a great friend, and B’loody Mary was too scared of Enoby to take Willow’s side in front of her. The story actually kind of alludes to B’loody Mary being scared of Enoby, when she tells her she’s not going to Hot Topic and Enoby starts to go off on her, and she’s VERY quick to defend herself “'WHAT?" my head spuin. I could not believe it. "B'Loody Mary are u a PREP?" "NOOOO!NOOOO!" She laughed.” (ch16)

So, she told her she “killed” Willow (and added a few… more details, to seemingly make it more believable—but maybe B’loody Mary is just a terrible liar and started to panic and ramble).

The reason Enoby wasn’t surprised to see Willow alive in the next chapter was because vampires regenerate. This is why Enoby and Draco can slit their wrists repeatedly without dying, so hypothetically Willow could have been “killed”, she just didn’t die, because she’s a vampire.

So the last question is: how did she get un-expelled?

Well, Dumblydore had just received word that Volxemort was going to kill the students, and Enoby was the only one who could stop him. However, he knew she was stubborn and would only talk to him if he spoke her language. So he turned to Willow, her best friend (as far as he knew), and asked her how to be goffik™ so Enoby would take him seriously. That’s why he showed up to the MCR concert dressed in full goffik garb and was able to take out the Death Dealers so easily; he was already there, purely for research purposes.

And in exchange for Willow’s advice, he agreed to un-expel her, and have her promise to stop skipping classes. Which she does, but now she has to find other ways to see Britney without Enoby finding out—as well as being burdened with the knowledge that Volxemort could show up again any day now, so she has to make every second count.

Side note: You may remember that Dumblydore’s goffik makeover of himself and the Great Hall included references to Avril Lavigne, Ashlee Simpson and the Backstreet Boys—which are very not “goffik”, even by My Immortal standards. The reason Dumblydore had this impression is because when he was asking Willow how to be goffik, she let him take a look at her playlist—forgetting that she had downloaded some of Britney’s favorite songs on there as well. Thus, the drastic mix-up of genres.

[myrammmortal]

Chapter 16, Raven is suddenly a bitch and we're going to read japnese?

AN: u no wut! sut up ok! proov 2 me ur nut prepz! raven u suk u fuken bich gimme bak mah fukijn swteet ur supsd 2 rit dis! Raven wtf u bich ur suposd to dodis! BTW fangz 2 britney5655 4 techin muh japnese!

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We ran happily to Hogsmede. There we saw the stage where GC had played. We ran in happly. MCR were there playing ‘Helena’. I was so fucking happy! Gerard looked even sexier than he did in da pictures. Even Richard thought so, I could totally see him getting an erection but it didn’t matter cuz I knew know that we were da only true ones for eachother. I was wearing a black leather booty shorts and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets. Richard was wearing a soft pink baggy t-shirt ,black baggy pants and a red beanie. Anyway, we stated moshing to Mambo No 5. We frenched. We ran up 2 the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, Gerard pulled off his mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasn’t them at all. It was.,……………………….. Volsemort and da Death Dealers!

“Wtf Richard im not going to a concert wid u!” I shouted angrily. “Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its Frans Bauer n u no how much I lik them”

“What cause we…you know…” he gadgetted uncomfortbli cause guys don’t like to talk a bout you-know-what.

“Yeah cause we you know!” I yielded in an angry voice.

“We won’t do that again.” Richard promised. “This time, we’re going with an ESCORT.”

“OMFG wtf is a whore going to do? Are you giving into the mainstream?” I asked. “So I guess ur a prep or a Christina or what now?”

“NO.” he muttered loudly.

“R u becoming a prep or what?” I shootd angrily.

“Paul Darkness Alzheimer Birdflu Landers! I’m not! Pls come with me!” He fell down to his knees and started singing my favorite song to me

I was flattened cause that’s not even a single, he had memorized da lyrks just 4 me!

“OK then I guess I will have to.” I said and then we frenched 4 a while and I went up 2 my room.

Frau Schneider was standing there. “Hajimemashite gurl.” she said happily (she spex Japanese so do i. dat menz ‘how do u do’ in japanese). “BTW Willow that fucking poser got expuld. she failed al her klasses and she skepped math.” (an: RAVEN U FUKIN SUK! FUK U!)

“It serves that fuking bich right.” I laughed angrily.

Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed. We wutsched some goffic movies like Das niteMARE b4 xmas. It was a German dub. “Maybe Willow will die too.” I said.

“Kawai.” Frau Schneider shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly. “Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expuld I murdered her and den loopin did it with her cause he’s a necphilak.”

“Kawai.” I commnted happily "That is convenient and not at all expected!" . We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie. (Editors note: How do you talk in silence? Do they suddenly know ASL? BURN THE WITCH!)

“OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with Richard tonight in Hogsmeade with Miley Cyrus.” I sed. “ I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA.”

Frau Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. “Omfg totally lets go shopping.”

“In Hot Topic, right?” I asked, already getting out my spshcial Hot Topic Loiyalty carde.

“No.” My head snaped up.

‘WHAT?” my head spuin. I could not believe it. “Frau Schneider are u a PREP?”

“NOOOO!NOOOO!” She laughed. “I found some cool goffic stores near Hogwarts that’s all.”

“Hu told u abut them” I askd sure it would be Richard or Diabolo or Vampire (don’t even SAY that nam to me!). Or me.

“Till.” She sed. “Let me just call our broms.”

“OMFFG TILL?” I asked quietly.

“Yah I saw the map for Hogsmeade on his desk.” She told me. “Come on let’s go.”

We were going in a few punkgoff stores SPECIALLY for the concerts in Hogsmeade. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few dresses. “We only have these for da real goffs.”

“Da real goffs?” Me and Frau Schneider asked.

“Yah u wouldn’t believe how many posers ther are in this town man! Yesterday loopin and Flake tried to buy a goffic camera pouch.” He shook his head. “I dint even no they had a camera.”

“OMFG NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!” I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit.

“Oh my satan you have to buy that outfit” The salesperson said.

“Yeah it looks totlly ridiculous. But buy it and I will steal it from you” said Frau.

“You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit. Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight?” he asked.

“Yeah I am actually.” I looked back at him. “Hey BTW my name’s Paul Darkness Trilobyte Birdflu Landers what’s yours?”

“Tom Rid.” He said and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair. “maybe I’ll see you there tonight.”

“Yeah I don’t think so cause I am going there with my bf Richard you sick perv!” I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Hargrid flew in on his black broom looking worried. “OMFG PAUL U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE NOW!” 

"How dare you not use my full name?" I cried depressedly. It was a real curse that I was just so beautiful that people could not remember my full name because they were blinded by my radiance and their sheer love for me.

[wormsinsdirt]

hole dwelling takes my hand and starts walking in a circle with me and suddenly it starts fucking swinging me around like im a kite and we're fucking flying now? why did you throw me into the wall we broke there is a crack in the concrete oh youre bandaging me up how nice how lovely why are we slowly spuinning againAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ??? QAAA?? AAAA????? and i get crushed through like 11 floors im left there for a while until it fucking picks up again and throws me back up through the previous holes into hole dwelling and i see through black holes where the laws of physics and logic dont abide

[ehrendame]

"Wirklich, Ludwig? Echt jetz’? Musst wieder den G’kreuzigten spuin, oder wia?“

Resi responds in her native Bavarian full of sass and superiority. Once again, he was playing the martyr because of his incredibly foolish suggestion that she work with Lily and others. Resi believed she would be running things on her own, not as part of a dysfunctional team with her rival. Instead of resorting to her usual dramatics and sulking, she decides to remain calm and confront this challenge like an adult, rather than acting like a hormonal, spoiled teenager.

"I never said I wouldn't help you, so please stop acting like a martyr. I am willing to assist you, but I will not work with Lily." She maintained a calm and collected expression, though her tone was slightly authoritative. "I thought you turned to me for help because you respected my wisdom, experience, and grace. However, as usual, this seems to be just a ruse to promote unity between me and my colleagues in the north." Resi explained, crossing her arms defiantly to make her point. "We both know that I am the best person for the job. I have experience; I have lived through the reigns of kings and emperors, witnessed Bismarck's era, and survived enough to learn about diplomacy and running a country. I am afraid that if Lily and I work together, it will result in a disaster from which this country will never recover. I am willing to step in for you, but I would prefer to do it alone or at least with someone I actually get along with."

Ludwig, are you serious? Do you want me to work with Berlin? My gut tells me I have to ask if you have anything in your head or if you’ve already had too many steins! Berlin is no partner. She’s a cold piece of bread that can do nothing and just likes to shut me out of the game. I’m not made to be a pawn — I’m Bavaria, we’re wild and proud! I’m already tempted to send Henry instead — at least his constant flirting annoys me less than Berlin. Maybe that way I’ll get some peace.

I don’t want a cold calculator, I want a living partner, otherwise I’ll just throw the whole thing in the gutter!

Tools

All he wants is to have his flat feet fixed so he can walk and hike without constant pain, is that too much to ask? Already he was having to get off caffeine and nicotine, which were both his main reason for living and the only way he got through the days

He sighed deeply and heavily. ".... Fine. Neither of you have to help, I'll manage it on my own."

Maybe he could set up a cot in his office, there was a small bathroom attached so he could brush his teeth and wash with a rag.

"then, you can have a peaceful month, and you don't have to work with Berlin, how's that?" he asks in the most soothing manner he can muster. "And you can stay in Bavaria, no need to come north"

[fiagai-cnuasaitheoir]

Mushroom in Irish: fás aon oíche

Amanita mushroom: Agairg

Fly Agaric : Agairg Cuileoige

Bolaceae family: bonaid an leasgainn

Agaricus bisporus family: balg bhuachaill

Giant puffball: cáis an phúca

Common puffball: caoch

Polyporaceae family: caise, spuinc

Hoof fungus: caisleach spuine

Stinkhorn mushroom: adharc an phúca

[yssring]

Giving you attention :3

Hello, hiya, hi hiii~

sdpins sloewlty..... slo2w spin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . .* stops spuinning*

[tillman]

spuin too fast in my chair listening to were fast now ohhhhjh that is not the move

[dailydianakko]

Undying Au- What chapter is this

help

“Akko Akoo!” shouted Diana sadly. “No, please, come back!” But I was too mad. “Whatever! Now u can go anh have sex with Vampire!” I shouted. I stormed into my room and closed my black door with my blood-red key. It had a picture of Marylin Manson on it. He looked so sexy in a way that reminded me of Diana and Vampire. I started to cry and weep. I took a razor and started to slit my wrists. I drank the blood all depressed. Then I looked at my black GC watch and noticed it was time to go to Biology class. I put on a short ripped black gothic dress that said Anarchy on the front in blood red letters and was all ripped and a spiky belt. Under that I put on ripped black fishnets and boots that said Joel all over them with blood red letters. I put my chestnut brown hair out. Anyway I went downstairs feeling all sad and depressed as usual. I did sum advanced Biology work. I was turning a bloody pentagram into a black guitar. Suddenly the guitar turned to Diana! “Akko I love you!” she shouted sadly. “I dnot care what those fucker preps and posers fink. Ur da most beautiful girl in the world. Before I met you I used to want to commit suicide all the time. Now I just wanna fucking be with you. I fucking love you!.” Then…………….s he started to sing “Da Chronicles of Life and Death” (we considered it our song now cuz we fell in love when Joel was singing it) right in front of the entire class! Her singing voice was so amazing and gothic and sexxy like a cross between Gerard, Joel, Chester, Pierre and Marilyn Manson (AN: don’t u fink dos guyz r so hot. if u dnot no who dey r get da fuk out od hr!) . “OMFG.” I said after she was finished. Some fucking preps stared at us but I just stuck up my middle fingers (that were covered in black nail polish and were entwined with Diana’s now) at them. “I love you!” I said and then we started to kiss just like Hilary Duff (i fukin h8 dat bitch) and CMM in a Cinderella Story. Then we went away holding hands. Croix shouted at us but she stopped cuz everyone was clapping by how sexy we looked 2gether. Then I saw a poster saying that MCR would have a concert in Blytionbuyry right then. We looked at each other all shocked and then we went 2gether. XXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX We ran happily to Blytoonberry. There we saw the stage where GC had played. We ran in happly. MCR were there playing ‘Helena’. I was so fucking happy! Gerard looked even sexier than he did in da pictures. Even Diana thought so, I could totally see her getting an erection but it didn’t matter cuz I knew know that we were da only true ones for eachother. I was wearing a black leather minidress and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets. Diana was wearing a black baggy MCR t-shirt and black baggy pants. Anyway, we stated moshing to Helena. We frenched. We ran up 2 the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, Gerard pulled off his mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasn’t them at all. It was.,……………………….. PaUl and da parliment! “Wtf Diana im not going to a concert wid u!” I shouted angrily. “Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its MCR n u no how much I lik them” “What cause we…you know…” she gadgetted uncomfortbli cause girls don’t like to talk a bout you-know-what. “Yeah cause we you know!” I yielded in an angry voice. “We won’t do that again.” Diana promised. “This time, we’re going with an ESCORT.” “OMFG wtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream?” I asked. “So I guess ur a prep or a Christina or what now?” “NO.”she muttered loudly. “R u becoming a prep or what?” I shootd angrily. “Akoo! I’m not! Pls come with me!” Sshe fell down to her knees and started singing ‘Da world is black’ by GC to me. I was flattened cause that’s not even a single, she had memorized da lyrks just 4 me! “OK then I guess I will have to.” I said and then we frenched 4 a while and I went up 2 my room. Sucy P’oison was standing there. “Hajimemashite gurl.” she said happily (she spex Japanese so do i. dat menz ‘how do u do’ in japanese). “BTW Hannah that fucking poser got expuld. she failed al her klasses and she skepped math.” “It serves that fuking bich right.” I laughed angrily. Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed. We wutsched some goffic movies like Das niteMARE b4 xmas. “Maybe Hannah will die too.” I said. “Kawai.” Sucy P’oison shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly. “Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expuld I murdered her and den Barbara did it with her cause she’s a necphilak.” “Kawai.” I commnted happily . We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie. “OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with diana tonight in Hogsmeade with mcr.” I sed. “ I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA.” Lotte Go’thic 666 Nightfall Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. “Omfg totally lets go shopping.” “In Hot Topic, right?” I asked, already getting out my spshcial Hot Topic Loiyalty carde. “No.” My head snaped up. ‘WHAT?” my head spuin. I could not believe it. “Lotte Go’thic 666 Nightfall are u a PREP?” “NOOOO!NOOOO!” She laughed. “I found some cool goffic stores near Luna NOova that’s all.” “Hu told u abut them” I askd sure it would be Duana or Diabolo or Vampire(don’t even SAY that nam to me!). Or me. “Chariot.” She sed. “Let me just call our broms.” “OMFFG Chariot?” I asked quietly. “Yah I saw the map for blytonbury on his desk.” She told me. “Come on let’s go.” We were going in a few punkgoff stores SPECIALLY for the concerts in BLUYTONBURY. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few dresses. “We only have these for da real goffs.” “Da real goffs?” Me and Sucy P’oison asked. “Yah u wouldn’t believe how many posers ther are in this town man! Yesterday Piceis and Finnelan tried to buy a goffic camera pouch.” He shook his head. “I dint even no they had a camera.” “OMFG NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!” I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit. “Oh my satan you have to buy that outfit” The salesperson said. “Yeah it looks totlly hot.” Said Lotte Go’thic 666 Nightfall. “You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit. Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight?” he asked. “Yeah I am actually.” I looked back at him. “Hey BTW my name’s Akko Chestnut dark’ness dementia TARA way what’s yours?” “Andrew Habrige.” He said and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair. “maybe I’ll see you there tonight.” “Yeah I don’t think so cause I am going there with my gf Duana you sick perv!” I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Jasminkla flew in on his black broom looking worried. “OMFG AJJO U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE NOW!” XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXX Andbrew gave us some clothes n stuff 4 free. He said he wud help us wif makeup if he wunted koz he was relly in2 fashin n stuff. (hes bisezual).  Jasminka kept shooting at us to cum back 2 LUNA NovA. “WTF NelSon?” I shouted angrily. “Fuck off you fjucking bastard.” Well anyway Barbara came. Jasminka went away angrily. “Hey bitch you look kawaii.” she said. “Yah but not as kawaii as you.” I answered sadly cause Boobra’s really pretty and everything. She was wearing a short black corset-thingy with blood red lace on it and a blak blood-red miniskirt, leather fish-nets and black poiny boots that showed off how pale she wuz. She had a really nice body wif big bobs and everything. She was thin enouff 2 be anorexic. “So r u going 2 da concert wif Diana?” she asked. “Yah.” I said happily. “I’m gong with Diabolo (thatz Hannuah).” she anserred happily. Well anyway Duana and Diabolo came. They were both loking extremely hot and sexy and u could tell they thoufht we were ot 2. Diabolo was wearing a black t-shirt that said ‘666’ on it. She was wearing tons off makeup jus like Marylin Manson. Diana was wearing black leather pants, a gothic black GC t-shirt and black Vanss he got from da Warped tower. Lotte Go’thic 666 Nightfall was going 2 da concert wif Dracola. Dracola used to be called Frank but it tuned out dat he was kidnapped at birth and his real family were vampires. They dyed in a car crash. Frank converted to Satanism and he went goth. He was a peasant now.He gav up noblles. He was wearing a black Wurped t-shirt, black jeans and shoes and black hair wif red streekz in it. We kall him Dracula now. Well anyway we al went 2 Diana’s black Mercy-Bens (geddit cuz wer gpffik) that her mom Berenadete gave her (berfore she died). We did pot, coke and crak. Diana and I made out. We made fun of dose stupid fuking preps. We soon got there…….I gapsed. Gerard was da sexiest guy eva! He locked even sexier den he did in pix. He had long raven blak hair n piercing blue eyes. He wuz really skinny and he had n amazing ethnic voice. We moshed 2 Helena and sum odder songz. Sudenly Gerard polled of his mask. So did the other membez. I gasped. It wasn’t Gerard at all! It was an ugly NOble man wif Wrinklez and  eyes... Every1 ran away but me and Diana. Duana and I came. It was…….Paul and da Nobles! “U moronic idiots!” he shooted angstily. “Ajjo, I told u to kill Vampire. Thou have failed. And now……….I shall kill thou and Diana!” “No no please!” We begged sadly but he took out his knife. Sudenly a gothic old woman flu in on her broomstick. She had lung black hair and a looong black bread. She wus werring a blak robe dat sed ‘avril lavigne’ on da back. She shotted a spel and Paul ran away. It was…………………………………Hilberoook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[poorguysheadisdoingwhatnow]

Newsies as quotes from My Immortal

and no I don’t mean the song

Jack: I yielded in an angry voice.

Crutchie: He started to cry wisely.

Sarah: “I’m good at too many things! WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!”

Katherine: “U know very well that I’m not decisional.”

Davey: my head spuin.

Smalls: “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”

Finch: I said seductively evn tho I wuz nut tring to b.

Mush: “Yes so shut your mputh you inlosent fool!”

Specs: "THIS IS UNLOGICAL AND DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE!”

Romeo: I said flirtily as I started to sob.

Blink: ...I gasped.

Buttons: I was so exhibited.

JoJo: “You ludacris fools!” he shouted.

Tommy Boy: I was so fucking angry.

Spot: A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Race: “But you have to tell me why your being all erective.”

Les: “oh nuffin.” I said sweetly.

Elmer: “Woops im sory!”

Albert: “BTW you can call me Albert.” 

[cocinasabrosa]

MÄÄNE Fuddler spuin für und durch MICH

[aftonfamilyvalues]

“OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with drako tonight in Hogsmeade with mcr.” I sed. “ I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA.”

B’Loody Mairy Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. “Omfg totally lets go shopping.”

“In Hot Topic, right?” I asked, already getting out my spshcial Hot Topic Loiyalty carde.

“No.” My head snaped up.

‘WHAT?” my head spuin. I could not believe it. “B’Loody Mary are u a PREP?”

“NOOOO!NOOOO!” She laughed. “I found some cool goffic stores near Hogwarts that’s all.”

“Hu told u abut them” I askd sure it would be Drako or Diabolo or Vampire(don’t even SAY that nam to me!). Or me.

“Dumblydore.” She sed. “Let me just call our broms.”

“OMFFG DUMBLYDORE?” I asked quietly.

“Yah I saw the map for Hogsmeade on his desk.” She told me. “Come on let’s go.”

so no hot topic?

[myimmortaltotaldrama]

Chapter 16. AN: u no wut! sut up ok! proov 2 me ur nut fake fanz! raven u suk u fuken bich gimme bak mah fukijn sweter ur supsd 2 rit dis! Raven wtf u bich ur suposd to dodis! BTW thx 2 duncody444 4 techin muh japnese! XXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX “Wtf Duncan im not going to a concert wid u!” I shouted angrily. “Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its MCR n u no how much I lik them” “What cause we…you know…” he gadgetted uncomfortbli cause guys don’t like to talk a bout you-know-what. “Yeah cause we you know!” I yielded in an angry voice. “We won’t do that again.” Duncan promised. “This time, we’re going with an ESCORT.” “OMFG wtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream?” I asked. “So I guess ur a prep or a Christina or what now?” “NO.” he muttered loudly. “R u becoming a prep or what?” I shootd angrily. “gwen! I’m not! Pls come with me!” He fell down to his knees and started singing ‘Da world is black’ by GC to me. I was flattened cause that’s not even a single, he had memorized da lyrks just 4 me! “OK then I guess I will have to.” I said and then we frenched 4 a while and I went up 2 my room. Leshawna was standing there. “Hajimemashite gurl.” she said happily (she speaks Japanese so do i. dat menz ‘how do u do’ in japanese). “BTW Courtney that fucking poser got expuld. she failed al her klasses and she skepped math.” (an: RAVEN U FUKIN SUK! FUK U!) “It serves that fuking bich right.” I laughed angrily. Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed. We wutsched some goffic movies like Das niteMARE b4 xmas. “Maybe Courtney will die too.” I said. “Kawai.” Leshawna shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly. “Kawai.” I commnted happily . We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie. “OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with Duncan tonight with mcr.” I sed. “ I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA.” Leshawna Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. “Omfg totally lets go shopping.” “In Hot Topic, right?” I asked, already getting out my spshcial Hot Topic Loiyalty carde. “No.” My head snaped up. ‘WHAT?” my head spuin. I could not believe it. “Leshawna are u a PREP?” “NOOOO!NOOOO!” She laughed. “I found some cool goffic stores near wawanakwa that’s all.” “Hu told u abut them” I askd sure it would be Duncan or Harold or Trent(don’t even SAY that nam to me!). Or me. “Chris.” She sed. “OMFFG Chris?” I asked quietly. “Yah I saw the map for the island on his desk.” She told me. “Come on let’s go.” We were going in a few punkgoff stores SPECIALLY for the concerts. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few dresses. “We only have these for da real goffs.” “Da real goffs?” Me and Leshawna asked. “Yah u wouldn’t believe how many posers ther are in this town! Yesterday Cody tried to buy a goffic camera pouch.” He shook his head. “I dint even no he had a camera.” “OMFG NO HES GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!” I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit. “Oh my goth you have to buy that outfit” The salesperson said. “Yeah it looks totlly hot.” said leshawna “You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit. Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight?” he asked. “Yeah I am actually.” I looked back at him. “Hey BTW my name’s Gwen dark’ness dementia way what’s yours?” “Alejandro.” He said and ran a hand through his black hair. “maybe I’ll see you there tonight.” “Yeah I don’t think so cause I am going there with my bf duncan!” I yelled, but before he could beg me to go with him, owen came in looking worried. “OMFG GWEN U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE CAMP NOW!”

[sundial-setter]

“It serves that fuking bich right.” I laughed angrily.

Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed. We wutsched some goffic movies like Das niteMARE b4 xmas. “Maybe Willow will die too.” I said.

“Kawai.” B’loody Mair shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly. “Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expuld I murdered her and den loopin did it with her cause he’s a necphilak.”

“Kawai.” I commnted happily . We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie.

“OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with drako tonight in Hogsmeade with mcr.” I sed. “ I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA.”

B’Loody Mairy Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. “Omfg totally lets go shopping.”

“In Hot Topic, right?” I asked, already getting out my spshcial Hot Topic Loiyalty carde.

“No.” My head snaped up.

‘WHAT?” my head spuin. I could not believe it. “B’Loody Mary are u a PREP?”

“NOOOO!NOOOO!” She laughed. “I found some cool goffic stores near Hogwarts that’s all.”

“Hu told u abut them” I askd sure it would be Drako or Diabolo or Vampire(don’t even SAY that nam to me!). Or me.

“Dumblydore.” She sed. “Let me just call our broms.”

“OMFFG DUMBLYDORE?” I asked quietly.

“Yah I saw the map for Hogsmeade on his desk.” She told me. “Come on let’s go.”

We were going in a few punkgoff stores SPECIALLY for the concerts in Hogsmeade. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few dresses. “We only have these for da real goffs.”

“Da real goffs?” Me and B’Loody Mary asked.

“Yah u wouldn’t believe how many posers ther are in this town man! Yesterday loopin and snap tried to buy a goffic camera pouch.” He shook his head. “I dint even no they had a camera.”

“OMFG NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!” I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit.

“Oh my satan you have to buy that outfit” The salesperson said.

“Yeah it looks totlly hot.” said B’Loody Mary.

“You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit. Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight?” he asked.

“Yeah I am actually.” I looked back at him. “Hey BTW my name’s ebondy dark’ness dementia TARA way what’s yours?”

“Tom Rid.” He said and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair. “maybe I’ll see you there tonight.”

“Yeah I don’t think so cause I am going there with my bf drako you sick perv!” I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Hargrid flew in on his black broom looking worried. “OMFG EBONDY U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE NOW!”

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[myimmortalstalker]

Chapter 16

We ran happily to The 100 Rads. There we saw the stage where Gopnik McBlyat had played. We ran in happily. 

Hard Bass School were there playing ‘Sex, kvass, hardbass’. I was so fucking happy! The singer looked even sexier than he did in da pictures. Even Scar thought so, I could totally see him getting an erection but it didn’t matter cuz I knew know that we were da only true ones for eachother. I was wearing a black leather jacket and black leather platinum boots with red ripped gloves. Scar was wearing a black baggy trench coat and blue mercenary pants. Anyways, we stated moshing to ‘Gop Fm’. We frenched. We ran up 2 the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, the singer pulled off his mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasn’t them at all. It was.,... .... .... Slutan and da Bnadits!

“Wtf Scarr im not going to a concert wid u!” I shouted angrily. “Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its Hard Bass School n u no how much I lik them.”

“What cause we... you know...” he gadgetted uncomfortibli cause guys don’t like to talk a bout you-know-what.

“Yeah cause we you know!” I yielded in an angry voice.

“We won’t do that again.” Scar promised. “this time, we’re going with an ESCORT.”

“OMFG wtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream?” I asked. “So I guess ur a prep or a rookie or what now?”

“NO.” he muttered loudly.

“R u becoming a prep or what?” I shootd angrily.

“Setrlok! I’m not! Pls come with me!” He fell down to his knees and started singing ‘Snakes in tracksuits’ by Gopnik McBlyat to me.

I was flattened cause he had memorize da lyrks just 4 me!

“OK then i guess I will have to.” I said and then we frenched 4 a while and I went to my sleeping bag in an abandoned house.

Ghost was standing there. “Hajimemashite boi.” he said happily (he spex Japanese so do i. dat menz ‘how do u do’ in Japanese). “BTW Fang that fucking poser got explod. He failed with a bolt and steepped vortex.”

“It serves that fuking idiot right.” I laughed angrily.

Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed. We wutsched some goffic movies like Teh AddAMS Famly. “Maybe Guide will die too.” I said.

“Kawai.” Gost shook his head enrgtically lethrigcly. “Oh yeah o have a confession after he got explode I murdered him and den lookash did it with him cause he’s a necphilak.”

“Kawai.” I commented happily . We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie.

“OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with Scare tonight in The 100 Rads with Hard Bass School.” I sed. “I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA.”

G’host Nodded ENREGeticALLIY. “Omfg totally lets go shopping.”

“At Petrenko’s right?” I asked, already getting out my spschial Sidodovic’s Loiyalty carde.

“No.” My head snaped up.

‘WHAT?” my head spuin. I could not believe it. “Ghoist are u a PREP?”

“NOOOO! NOOOO!” He laughed. “I found some cool goffic trader near Army Warehouses that’s all.”

“Hu told u abut them” I askd sure it would be Skar or Burer or Bloodsucker (don’t even SAY that nam to me!). Or me.

“Sidorodic.” He sed. “Let’sa go.”

“OMFFG SIDOROVEECH?” I asked quietly.

“Yah I saw the contact on his PDA.” He told me. “Come on let’s go.”

We were going in a few army surplus goffic stores SPECIALLY for the stalkers in The 100 Rads. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER AND SPARKLIER THAN BLOODSUCKER DEGTYAREV AND SCAR TOGETHER EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few protective suits. “We only have these for da real goff stalkers.”

“Da real goffs?” Me and Ghost asked.

“Yah u wouldn’t believe how many rookies and posers ther are in this place man! Yesterday Loocash and Termo tried to buy a goffic camera pouch” He shook his head. “I dint even no they had a camera.”

“OMFG NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!” I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a crisp black suit with lots of red accents on it and very tight fitting.

“Oh my satan you have to buy that outfit” The salesperson said.

“Yeah it looks totlly hot.” said Ghost.

“You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit. Hey are you gonna be a t the concert tonight?” he asked.

“Yeah I am actually.” I looked back at him. “Hey BTW my name’s Strelok Mark’ed One SHORTY Way what’s yours?”

“Mitka Dynamite.” He said and ran a hand through his balaclava covered head. “maybe I’ll see you there tonight.”

“Yeah I don’t think so cause I am going there with my bf Skare you sick perv!” I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Frorester ran in looking worried. “OMFG SELOK U NEED TO GET BACK INTO CORDON NOW!”

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[favoritefightingfrenchgoth]

my em mortal chapter 16

We ran happily to Bostond.. There we saw the stage where French Royalte had played lost time. We ran in happly. Franch Royalty were there playing 'Helena'. I was so fucking happy! King Louis XV looked even sexier than he did in da pictures. Even George thought so, I could totally see him getting an erection but it didn't matter cuz I knew know that we were da only true ones for eachother. I was wearing a black leather waistcoat and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets. George was wearing a black baggy Henry IV  t-shirt and black baggy pants. Anyway, we stated moshing to Helena. We frenched. We ran up 2 the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, Louis XV pulled off his mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasn't them at all. It was.,….. King George III and da britash troopz!

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"Wtf George im not going to a concert wid u!" I shouted angrily. "Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its Fronch Royolty n u no how much I lik them"

"What cause we…you know…" he gadgetted uncomfortbli cause guys don't like to talk a bout you-know-what.

"Yeah cause we you know!" I yielded in an angry voice.

"We won't do that again." George promised. "This time, we're going with an ESCORT."

"OMFG wtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream?" I asked. "So I guess ur a prep or a Martha or what now?"

"NO." he muttered loudly.

"R u becoming a prep or what?" I shootd angrily.

"Glabart! I'm not! Pls come with me!" He fell down to his knees and started singing 'Da world is black' by King Henry VIII to me.

I was flattened cause that's not even a single, he had memorized da lyrks just 4 me!

"OK then I guess I will have to." I said and then we frenched 4 a while and I went up 2 my room.

Fredruch von Stoyabnd was standing there. "Hajimemashite boi." he said happily (he spex Japanese so do i. dat menz 'how do u do' in japanese). "BTW Alecksandor Hamiltan that fucking poser got expuld. he failed at training and hes wifes pragneant."

"It serves that fuking bich right." I laughed angrily.

Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed. We wutsched some goffic movies like Das niteMARE b4 xmas. "Maybe Hamloton will die too." I said.

"Kawai." von Stoendbmn shook his head enrgtically lethrigcly. "Oh yeah o have a confession after he got expuld I murdered himz and den larenz did it with him cause he's a necphilak."

"Kawai." I commnted happily . We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie.

"OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with georgo tonight in bostand with franch royalt.." I sed. " I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA."

VAn stoarben Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. "Omfg totally lets go shopping."

"In Hot Topic, right?" I asked, already getting out my spshcial Hot Topic Loiyalty carde.

"No." My head snaped up.

'WHAT?" my head spuin. I could not believe it. "Vor Stouybanjn are u a PREP?"

"NOOOO!NOOOO!" he laughed. "I found some cool goffic shopz near the fort that's all."

"Hu told u abut them" I askd sure it would be Gorge or Deville or Soldier(don't even SAY that nam to me!). Or me.

"Fronklin." he sed. "Let me just call our horesses."

"OMFFG FRONKLIN?" I asked quietly.

"Yah I saw the map for da shopz on his desk." he told me. "Come on let's go."

We were going in a few punkgoff stores SPECIALLY for the concerts in Bosten. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN JOHN ANDRE EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few goffikk coats. "We only have these for da real goffs."

"Da real goffs?" Me and Frajndrick Stoyabn asked.

"Yah u wouldn't believe how many posers ther are in this town man! Yesterday laurinz and adamz tried to buy a goffic camera pouch." He shook his head. "I dint even no they had a camera."

"OMFG NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!" I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black coat with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit.

"Oh my satan you have to buy that outfit" The salesperson said.

"Yeah it looks totlly hot." said vin Storenn.

"You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit. Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight?" he asked.

"Yeah I am actually." I looked back at him. "Hey BTW my name's mari joseph paul eves roch glibirt du moter MARQUIZZ de lafayet what's yours?"

"George Kingston." He said and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair. "maybe I'll see you there tonight."

"Yeah I don't think so cause I am going there with my bf greoge washetan you sick perv!" I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Madiasen flew in on his black broom looking worried. "OMFG GLAIABRET U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE FORT NOW!"