#squad wipe

[helloworldjj]

Which pjsk group swears the most?

hello, tumblr! so I was bored and was thinking about pjsk as I often do and this particular train of thought led to me scouring the lyrics of songs to see which group swore the most. here are my results:

Leo/need:

none. family friendly fr stan l/n <33 (unless you count like, kagerou daze bc I doubt being killed over and over is content for kids)

MORE MORE JUMP!:

also none, but some songs are not as family friendly 💀 (looking at you, vampire)

Vivid BAD SQUAD:

Odo “half-ass deserves a K.O.” (kinda iffy on this one bc it’s ado’s official translation but lots more eng translations dont swear)

Honorary mentions:

Traffic Jam (the wiki’s translation has “fuck compromises” but several more translations use other words and the eng subs on the official video don’t use it. an and akito have this part)

YY (the og says “shit” various times but it’s BARELY audible in the vbs cover. akito and an get the lines where it occurs if you wanted to know lol)

Wonderlands X Showtime:

Law Evading Rock “party people (can just) fuck off” “welcome to the fucking circus” (tsukasa sings both of these ones lolll. the second one is only in the full ver and not the game one though)

Ego Rock “1, 2, 3, fuck you” (Len gets this last line)

ONLINE GAME ADDICTS SPRECHCHOR “shitty scheme” or “scheme like a shit” (miku sings it)

Honorary mentions:

KING (there’s literally not a single swear word but they bleep out Rui singing “die” and it is hilarious to me)

Literary nonsense (the eng subs on eve’s mv say “XXX you and your lies.” rui has this part. it’s funny that he’s been technically censored twice in these two songs even though he doesn’t really say anything akdjkajd)

Nightcord at 25:00:

Usseewa “shut the f*** up” (this lyric is censored on the wiki like this for some reason despite the fact other songs aren’t censored lolll)

Venom “like a shitty video game” (mizuki has this line)

Honorable mention:

Bitter Choco Decoration (the og spells out “fuck” but it’s not at all audible in the game)

The way I narrowed these down was by first going through this page that had a list of songs with “inappropriate lyrics” and looking at the translations of those specific songs.

Then I went through the main song list on the wiki, only looking at cover songs since I assumed the commissioned songs wouldn’t have any words I was looking for. I went through all of the songs and their lyrics featured on the wiki, though I did speed through them a bit so i might’ve missed a few words

[dr-pipis]

if shiba ever treads too far into mentor/surrogate dad territory we might as well say our goodbyes rn

[serendertothesquad]

This is one of the perks of having a network whom you constantly reply to read your tweets.

I got on their ass about posting Odd Squad's anniversary last year. Now it's happened again this year, and all it took was two combined tweets.

Persuasion skill is 100% maxed out. I am the Odd Squad God. Fear me.

[spiribia]

she took the egg to my elder dragon, she guild wars 2 much

[theinfinitedivides]

Not Ramaiya Vastavaiya is Jawan's equivalent of Jhoome Jo Pathaan with a hint of Besharam Rang!Spanish era and (i will swear by this) Tattad Tattad energy thrown in for good measure. i am trying to come up with coherent thoughts bc anything i could put on the internet rn will land me in horny jail but i am calling that sh*t out when i see it

[revvethasmythh]

me: the save the gondians quest isn't scary and it can't hurt you

during the save the gondians quest: has gale, objectively the correct choice, make a dc 5 intelligence check to deactivate the motivator that will cause everyone to die. he rolls a critical failure. the game crashes

[erlandious]

My favorite pastime? Saying “You know what would be so funny” and then proceeding to describe the most heart-wrenching, gut-curling hypothetical

[toast-com]

Squad Wipe (Dunmeshi, Ep. 17)

[happyhyenaminis]

managed to grind through the last 6 pink horrors in one sitting tonight 😪 ready to be based and join the other 14 from earlier in the year

[haveyoureadthiscomic-poll]

[shadow0-1]

yall can’t tell me that it’s not gonna be PERSONAL between Graves and the Konni group

[better-call-sarkaz]

buddy says he saw the RI doc last week, dude was playing a phone game. wonder how much theyre paying them

[barbiegirldream]

Also the way in season 3 episode 2 the vs Kenny kidnapping plot thing. Levi just knocked the driver of the wagon over, instead of slitting her throat, leaving her for Jean. Like... he could have prevented the kidnapping so easily. He took the guard in the cart out (actually killing him) then the driver within in seconds. If he had really killed the driver then have Jean stop the cart and Armin untie Eren and Historia in seconds. While Levi and Mikasa cover the cart from above cause only three more mps showed up. Not to mention Levi proritizing sweeping Jean out of the way instead of idk picking up Eren also stupid. Absolutely convoluted plot to allow that kidnapping to happen

[unohanadaydreams]

I just found your Mayuri at a party thing and just wanna say! I feel like Nemuri would be his secret weapon to squeezing party information out of people for the purposes of crashing. What captain can say no to a tiny child who is too sweet for a Kurotsuchi? The only price is she’s kidnapped for the day by Kyoraku or Kenpachi.

The worst part (for like everyone else) (but also the best part?) is that post-TYBW, Mayuri wants to go to parties. He knows how many of the captains and lieutenants cope by getting absolutely shit faced and he's like 'yeah, I can give this a try after getting served the fattest L of my professional and personal life'.

Nemuri tells Kenpachi that she is an excellent back-shoulder driver during one such bender while her father is busy making people feel dimensions with his 'shroom mixed drinks and with her guidance Kenpachi is back to the 11th, then back to the party in no time flat. So OF COURSE he has to 'babysit'. He is tasting a sense of direction never before felt by Kenpachi Zaraki tongues! Nemuri points and she's RIGHT! Forget that bullshit GPS Ikkaku heard about from Akon! This little girl is literally going--to the right!!--places! (I think Zaraki would not go for the shroom mix because he has been burned one too many times by colleague suggestions. Chojiro lives on.)

Also, Shunsui would be even worse because he IS the kind of guy to pull rank over dumb shit. With Nanao at his side, it is simply worse for Mayuri--she was a WA veteran with Nemu, they were as close to friends as a one woman and one Mayuri-motivated 24/7 surveilled test tube woman could be. She would work with Shunsui on this one, also, because she feels sentimental and grateful that he never *checks notes* brutally beat her for being concerned about her own safety.

Honestly, I think Mayuri isn’t grateful enough that Nanao Ise never took him out of commission. Her kido is strong enough, her strategy is sound, and she is shielded by heaps of nepotism. She could have done it!!!!

Also, I think Shunsui would really get a kick out Nemuri because she reminds him of little Nanao. He’d read books for her and tell her about his oldest friend as she furiously wrote down notes because she has to get a good grade at being talked to.

[gglitchshit]

anassy 🤝gliaster

having their own boss fight in my fave games (...in my head)

[dawnedon]

"Watching people playing the Pikmin series for the first time is a frustrating but hilarious experience. Like, my dude, your Pikmin do not want a bath. You just walked into the water and watched 60 of them drown and die without trying to help them at all. Their blood is on your hands."