#squish--squash

[h0nkshroom]

boop!!

I DONT CARE IF BOOPS ARE GONE NOW, I WILL STILL FUCKING GET YOU

[saphushia]

you think the boopometer is close enough to the fight pit you were hoping for?

i was hoping for smth more along the lines of watching my followers rip eachother to ground beef like some emo boyking with emotional issues but being able to invent new wartime technology to assault my mutuals with is very enriching yes

[ink-ghoul]

glow squid 100%

okay

[secondbeatsongs]

the kitkat bit reminds me of the time a friend discovered that I eat sandwiches by "deconstructing" them and she lost her mind about it

(by "deconstructing", as my dad likes to call it, I mean I'll eat the top piece of bread, and then depending on what's in the middle I'll either eat that separately with my hands or will fold the bottom piece of bread in half and eat the rest of the sandwich like a taco)

you should know that you sent these asks only 18 minutes apart from each other. bravo!

[briseise]

"i think we need more. which hermit is next to be cute-ified" I personally think doc or ren, because it'd be fun to see. That, or cub

this is so true bc my brain goes. rendog marie Antoinette moment. frilly gowns, lace, ruffles, he still has a huge axe for some reason. and then doc.

I'm not sure how to turn his labcoat into a girlypop situation but the fanartists around here are cracked I know they can do it if they want to. he even has butterfly wings already, he's halfway vocaloid

[beacon-lamp]

Hey beacon long time no see!

I have a confession to make: Even tho I've followed you for ages I've avoided your hermitcraft propaganda posts so hard. NOT BECAUSE I DIDN'T LIKE THE HERMITS THO!! It's because I knew I wouldn't have the time to watch more than 1-2 povs (when I know I'll want to watch way more) or to catch up on previous seasons because I was already involved in watching dsmp streams and all their videos.

And then my interests in the dsmp start drifting and by May I've started binging some animes and mangas my friend was recommending me and I'm about halfway out of mcyt at that point

BUT THEN I start seeing double life fanart appear on my dash, and I realize there's a new life saga series (Does. Does anyone know what to call it? I know it's trafficblr but like. life saga makes the most sense right? It's what I'm calling it anyways). And I'm like "oooooo, third and last life were fun, I should watch the first episode of this!" (I came last to the party for the previous series so I really wanted to be on time for this one)

And so I watch Grian's first episode because he's the hermit I'm most familiar with and. it's so fun. It's got me hook, line, and sinker. I remember how much of a blast is it to watch Grian, I have to watch more.

So I binge Grian's season 8, then catch up on season 9; I realize I'm having such a great time every time Scar's on screen, so I binge his season 9 and am about to finish binging his season 8- and beacon. I'm ASHAMED I didn't find Scar sooner. I almost had a cow seeing he only had 1.8 million subs when I was subbing to him because WHAT. I've banned myself from eating or drinking while watching his videos because I've almost spat on my laptop multiple times from laughing. His kindness and positivity and wise words have made me emotional too many times to count, and reminds me how much being kind is worth it. I would literally fistfight gods on a sea of broken glass for Scar- Alright I have to shut myself up or I'll write a college thesis about that man.

I still haven't read those propaganda posts btw lmao. But I do want you to know I've been kidnapped into being a hermitcraft fan and I'm so happy about it (I was literally kidnapped against my will tho I swear; I was trying to get into a manga SO BAD but then my brain saw double life and said "mmmm, these minecraft men. I want more of these guys, screw everything else" and then I completely forgot about any other interests alskdgh)

ANYWAYS, sorry for such a long ask! I just thought you'd be interested in knowing that I'm in the hermit and trafficblr community now!

You don't have to post this ask if you don't want to btw, but if you do, quick question: who's your favorite hermit? (I ask this like I know who all of them are alsdgh, I wish I did but there's just so many of them, I'm trying so hard tho)

squish!!! hallo!!!

hahaha this ask made me smile so much, hope it's ok i'm only just now answering it

im very glad you're in the hermitblr/trafficblr community now i'm sure everyone is happy to have you hahaha what'd you think of the double life finale, if you've watched it?

grian is fantastic and the Grian Effect is so real; you start off just watching him and then you blink and suddenly you're trying to keep up with 5 different people's upload schedules.

and i agree, scar is criminally underrated/under-subscribed; i remember watching him hit 1M subs and just being So Happy for him. i need that man to hit 2M subs immediately, he's at 1.92M now. (honestly a lot of the hermits are just under-subscribed i've watched so many of them hit 1M subscribers since the end of season 6 and i am so happy for all of them)

i don't know if i could pick one hermit as a favorite bc i follow pretty much all of them; i watch them based on like the ~vibes~ i'm feeling that day. bdubs almost never fails to bring a smile to my face tho and he interacts with so many hermits so if you haven't checked him out already, you should.

[steampunk-llama]

loved that story you added to my cave noises post I feel ya, I still jump every time I hear them in-game (I have since learned there's a vanilla tweaks mod for java that mutes them which is a godsend for me)

(also what is with 11-12 year olds and getting into creepypastas? I was also a fan of them around that age alsdkhg- also love the ENA icon, I'm an ENA fan too)

They're so scary for NO reason it's so funny to me (Also that vanilla tweaks mod sounds amazing, I'm gonna add it to my personal modpack list now 👀)

I think being around the 10-14 age bracket just makes you like...have your brain be rewired for Spooky Stuff tm lmao, my sister got p into liminal spaces and backrooms stuff once she hit 11 last year which feels like the modern version of the golden age of Creepypastas that we experienced 🤔

(Also based fellow ENA enjoyer <3 I'm so excited for Dream BBQ!!)

[tmmyhug]

That post you made about thinking that Rude song was by Bruno Mars breached containment so hard that a friend of mine that knows NOTHING about any mcyters just reblogged that post and it showed up on my dash

sorry

[ellalily]

we- we're on opposite sides of the poll? you're an etho voter? *sniffles* that's fine. I get it, you're immune to the good times being mcytblr's sexyman *sniffs* I'll be alright

(huge /t btw I just find this hilarious seeing you reblog etho propaganda while I've been on my scar voter arc since the nominations alkdhg)

Dearest mutual I am waving at you forlornly from across the battle feild<3

I couldn't betray my ethogirl roots in the end, but i wish all the luck to you and the good times! (Not that it looks like you need it, scar was sweeping last i checked. Rightly so in many ways lol)

But yeah, it's been really funny 😂 I love seeing all the cool properganda you reblog!! Seriously one of the best things to come out of the polls is all the great art/writing/interactions its brought. Minus the trolls, this has been a really cool way to grow closer as a community! *cough* I mean YES BLOODSHED MAY THE GOOD TIMES SUFFER TRAGICLY IN THE TRENCHES (/j)

[scarabies-real]

bro I was remorsing over the last poll of round one like stampy.... that man fucking raised me. this year marks the 10th year anniversary of when I discovered mcyt through his lovely world series. TEN FUCKING YEARS!!! I watched every single one of his videos every single day after getting home from school for literal years! every time I hear of him or think of him the nostalgia I feel is unlike any other nostalgia I've ever felt, so pitting him with iskall, a man who has a good amount of sexyman energy, is just a harrowing experience

IM SO DEVASTATED ILL NEVER BE THE SAME

[zanukavat]

I'll go ahead and bite the bullet: what was #69 on your wrapped?

Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) - Remastered - Eurythmics

a classic banger lol

[arllanaeats]

You're crushing her!! (positive) 🐿️😵‍💫

40 Minute sketch for JuneBug!! (arrangement was made cause Squirrel-she is really easy to draw hehe) 🌟

[saphushia]

slides you "Aqua Regia" by Sleep Token for the song trade (it's a song I've been looping recently)

oooo, it's very pleasingly haunting. like a dreamy amv vibes. nice 🌊✨

giving you hero complex -by- rach <3

[ink-ghoul]

I can't reblog your e-boy hermit re-skin posts for some reason, did you turn reblogs off on them or is my tumblr just being mean to me?

okay I'll turn on reblogs again

[smile-files]

one of my favorite kinds of doodle: take the letters that spell out the name of a thing and use them to create the shape of that thing!!! (if you can't read any of these, they will be written out below <3)

going top down, left to right:

bone; butterfly; bee; joy; moth

kitty cat; snail; love; spongebob squarepants

eye; puppy dog; candy; wally darling; dolphin

hand; the element of kindness; lollypop; pencil

[martyrbat]

[ID: an edit of Guy Gardner sprawled out and getting hit by a fly swatter. The photo is blurred to make it look like it's in motion. END ID]

eeek!