#stank weed

[thatpackshit]

BACKWOODS stuff with 🥭 mango kush

[boxingcleverrr]

Dear Neighbor,

You live down the hill from me, right on the lake's edge. Clearly, you are trying to be a humane person and TNR some of the local feral forest cats, which....

...is a Sisyphean task. This is The Woods. There is nothing you can bait that nice new drop-trap with that will not also attract a fox, raccoon, possum, or, as you are very quickly learning, SKUNKS.

In fact that is all you are catching - skunks. Every few days, I see a skunk in that trap right below me. I'm pretty sure it's the same few skunks, over and over, cause our skunk population is doing just fine. And worse, YOU DON'T CHECK THE TRAP EVERY DAY?!

This is your second home, I have gathered. You are here a few days a week. You are about to have animal control called on you, frankly, cause I watched a skunk wait, slowly slowing, in your drop trap, for 3 days.

Whatever you have going on there is uh, doing a lot more harm than good. You're torturing skunks, basically, and guess what they DO when they're distressed thusly? So yanno, you're torturing your neighbors as well. There is a constant cloud, and crying skunks.

...am I about to wield justice for skunks? Maybe. One of the local animal control guys was our Weed Man at the mall back in the day, so. Please stop I hate confrontation but I hate seeing sad animals more. Even skunks.

[heavencasteel420]

I don’t ship R*nance, but, man, it’s wild seeing people go “um, why would you ship that, Nancy is so mean to Robin” when they ship H@rringrove. Shouldn’t they be bored because Nancy’s not mean enough? She doesn’t even pop up when Robin’s gazing longingly at Vickie to go “huh, guess your crush is getting porked by Mr. Mullet tonight,” let alone break crockery over her head.

[bhaaliestspawn]

hi hello yes listen this is urgent, i need a paule expert so it has to be you yes - please tell my why i want to look like feeling b paule please i think he made my gender fluid if you know yes this is serious why do i wanna look like that little shithead please am i sick can i be cured what kind of disease did he give me? thank you dr slimy 😔

well firstly i think you may be a lesbian just like him,

[sharkgirldick]

Lady came into the office today absolutely stinking of weed but ALSO with some kind of soapy perfume and those scents ended up merging into the most putrid thing I've ever smelled.

[daisies-on-a-cup]

*with the intention of conveying hate and malice and evilness*: mwah, love you!

[theexorcistiii]

Also when I went to take one of my moms boyfriends edibles yesterday there was a bite taken out of one of them ?

[thatpackshit]

🥦BIG KUSH VIBES 🥦

[istherewifiinhell]

Lololol. Hate. Having to debate. Is this an over analytical or otherwise atypical way of feeling or is it literally just normal and you explain things weird. Whatever

[chibitorra]

Genuinely can't tell if I'm smelling skunk or weed...

If it's weed I'm gonna have a problem...

Not bc it's weed but bc someone would have to be pretty fucking close to my window for me to be able to smell it this strongly.

[eggbagelz]

Enough of frank iero is hot this frank iero is hot that. Let's talk abt how trashy he is. Lets discuss how absolutely trashy my friend frank anthony iero is

[sobekc]

roommate who constantly coughs 🤝 roommate with health anxiety

[renegadereshiram]

everyone making jokes about sprigatito being the weed cat because of its new dex entry, where it kneads its paws to release a soothing aroma, are off base cause if you ask anyone who lives in a major city to describe the smell of weed they probably won’t say it’s soothing

[matcha-mamiii]

Perks of working at a dispensary, you get freebies 🤩

[cowsaresushi-coral]

man wtf i thought 2 years ago someone let a skunk let out a big gassy one into the dorms and made the whole place smell like soy sauce and garbage for like 3 days, but now I’m smelling the EXACT same smell. man is that weed? what kind of dollar store brand fking weed is that it smells like ass, get better weed, this one smells like shit. the bathroom already smells like the most rank of piss for no discernible reason why does my dorm gotta smell like garbo. man every other smoker in this god forsaken building has better smelling weed than this what IS THAT BRAND GET RID OF IT.