y'all have to meet one of my most treasured possessions, who i got for $1 at a thift store, but is priceless in my heart. 1999 officially licensed star wars the phantom menace collectors drink cup exclusive to pizza hut, KFC, and taco bell:
important detail: his arms are posable. 360° jar jar action 24/7.
he was first christened Jar Jar Drinks, on account of being able to stick a straw through his skull and. drink. however, he tastes strongly carcinogenic and probably contains several types of plastic that have been banned since his manufacture in 1999.
so, when i was working food service and a good chunk of my income was from cash tips, i started stuffing a fat roll of cash inside him for safe keeping. he became known as Jar Jar Banks.
since i stopped living a life where i have large sums of cash money i need to squirrel away regularly, the name fell out of favor. but i still cherish him, and i knew he's destined to be filled with something someday.
well. i just realized i can hide my weed stash in his torso. so, without further ado, i would like to introduce you to this thrice-christened icon: Jar Jar Danks.
Yeah… I don't think any of Thrawn's kids are ready to go on missions yet lololol I mean, Charlie is, despite being youngest, but Sakurido and Thorax aren't XD
At the top of my wishlist for Hazbin Hotel’s story is Charlie breaking Alastor’s contract with whoever owns his soul. I would love for there to be an angsty betrayal from Alastor, and in the fallout of that, Charlie still comes through for him. As a result, he’s totally bludgeoned by his own feelings and the fact that she still cares about him even after everything he’s done.