#starkidmack

[carveus]

Okay, @nudityandnerdery tagged my to make a poll of my 5 favourite characters and then to tag 5 other people. And through tears I have managed to pick 5 of my blorbos for y'all to judge.

Tagging @therantygeek @tramtheram @duelpersonality @starkidmack and anyone who wishes they were tagged.

[starkidmack]

So maybe Hen meddled a little, but Buckley was never going to figure his shit out on his own. And letting their macho, womanizing coworker have a queer experience that blew his little mind, with their former coworker no less, was better than any birthday present she could have asked for.

So if she noticed them kissing while they danced, or if she watched Tommy take Buck’s hand and pull him off the dance floor towards the bathrooms, she definitely didn’t say anything to anyone else.

*

OR Buck 1.0 meets newly out Tommy at a queer club. And then they reconnect several years later. Inspired by prompts on twitter/tumblr. Title from a Delta Rae song of the same name.

[fictionalized]

⚠️ for Niza and Christoph

To: The Captain

We need to hurry. We’ve probably only got an hour to find the damn book and get it back on Victor’s bookshelf before someone wakes up.

How does a book even grow legs? *Why* does a book even grow legs? This blighted countryside, nothing can be simple can it.

Granted, that was probably why we weren’t supposed to be taking anything off that bookshelf in the first place, but that’s not really the point here...

Oh, hells. Ignore all of that, Niza, you don’t want to know. We’ll clean it up, promise. And if you happen to see Rezzi, tell her I’m looking for her? Thanks.

[fantasticrex]

IT IS THE YEAR OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST 2020 AND YOURE PUTTING SPN ON MY DASH WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

Look. Listen. I

[holy-shoot]

Rezzi, “Is that blood?” “…..No?”

"Rezzi..."

"Girda..."

The half-orc stood in front of the smaller framed girl, with her hands on her hips.

"Why are you bleeding?" Girda asked, patiently but still some sternness in her voice. Rezzi grimaced.

"I...may have...tried out...some new spells...that may have backfired a little bit and now I'm bleeding but I also blew up a tree," Rezzi panicked half-way through and the latter half of her sentence almost spilled out of her mouth. Girda's eyes widened as she peered past Rezzi's head and saw about 3 nearby trees that had been nearly obliterated.

"...Hell yeah kid. Be more careful next time."

[snazzystarlight]

I just wanted to thank you for the beautiful piece you did for Avril Lavigne’s “Warrior.” It was a gift for someone in my life with cancer who has used that song in several different ways to help cope. I didn’t get a picture of her with it but I just wanted to say thank you, and that it will be cherished for a long time.

Oh my gosh, that is so sweet! I’m so glad you and she liked it! Thank you so much for thinking of me for such a special gift!!

[ladylaurana]

20 - your turn to write some Bodyguard AU

Oh no… So terrible.

~~~

“Well, thank you for the escort Miss… Girda, you said?” Laurana leaned back a little to get a better look at the imposing half-orc in front of her. “And I know my family are a little concerned, but I assure you I am quite able of taking care of myself…”

Girda, she was pretty sure it was Girda, loomed over her. It was very effective. “That might be Lady, but they’re paying me. So you’re going to be seeing a lot of me.”

She could feel a blush rising in her cheeks. “I think I can maybe live with that.”

[kdnisdead]

starkidmack mentioned you on a post “Dee... wrote Charlie a Valentine’s Day card... why didn’t any of you...”

@hrtbnr I’m so ready tbh. I’m gonna die in chardee hell and I’ve accepted that fact. Also I just went through my chardee tag and it’s like 98% reblogs from you lmao ��

im replying to this so everyone can see. in less than two weeks this is a chardee blog. asdkfjsadf

[nudityandnerdery]

@rhubarbdreams tagged me to list the first ten songs off my On Repeat playlist on Spotify, and since I’m A) Too scattered to type at the moment, and B) a chronic over-sharer, here’s my top 24, in photo form. A lot of these songs come off the character playlist for my tiefling beguiler, who is a functional disaster, but he’s fun, and I get to abuse illusion spells. (I also have enchantment spells, but I haven’t abused those.)(Yet.) Multiple songs from The Killers, Elle Lexxa, and The Amazing Devil, which doesn’t come as a surprise at all.

I’m supposed to tag some people, I don’t know how many, but: @techsgtjenn, @darkravn, @carveus, @starkidmack, @tramtheram, @thepresidentisnude , @kissingurdad, and anyone else who wants to do it, go for it, share your music and tag me in your post so I can see it.

Or don’t, I’m not your real dad anyway.

Except for one of you. I’m not saying who. You’ll just have to wonder.

[yossariandawn]

Fave Tropes Tag Game

tagged by the lovely @astarkey! 🥰

This was hard for me as there are several that I didn't want any part of or loved equally. So once again, I am a goddamn cheater. I did my best to answer if one squeaked through even slightly though. Sorry not sorry!

found family or soulmates || slow burn or established but complicated || enemies-to-friends-to-lovers or best friends-to-lovers || love at first sight or get back together || morally grey character or unreliable narrator || sunshine character or sarcastic character || self-sacrificing or teamwork || fire-forged friends or childhood friends || description-heavy or dialogue-heavy || fluff or angst || high school au or college au || flower symbolism or color symbolism || hero from the start or reveal the hero near the end || body swap or gender swap || bed sharing or clothes sharing || magic au or human au || de-aged or future fic

tagging @alwaysupatnight, @lilmissuncreative, @starkidmack, @sandalaris, @skywalkrers, @seth-kate, @thespianreveur, @astriferias, @ambrosiaswhispers, @captain-k-jones, @bentcoppers @lovesomehate, @completelychaoticbabe and anyone else who sees this and wants to play! As always, no pressure! 💖💖💖

[carveus]

9 People I'd like to get to know better!

Tagged by @hatfish

Last Song: Mary On A Cross - Ghost

Currently watching: Ashoka, and also doing a rewatch of Farscape because I love it and I need more leather clad space men in my life

Currently reading: Moriarty and the Hound of the D'Urbervilles by Kim Newman. I cannot recommend Kim Newman's work enough if you love character from Victorian literature and think they should all live in the same universe. Anno Dracula is especially great to fill the lonely months between letters from Johnathan.

Current Obsession: That should really say obsessions, I cannot have just one. Nightshade, my Destiny ttrpg character; also Cayde-6, our mutual crush. Trying to actually draw again. Hannibal Lecter my beloved. Hermitcraft. gonst. Rats (wooah-oo-oh-oh). Laney just being a lil gremlin in my head whilst I'm trying to play a different vampire. slowly pecking out sentences of the writings in my head.

Tagging: @therantygeek @fictionalized @starkidmack @darkravn @duelpersonality @professorpumpkin @tramtheram @katthebaker14 @lirulin

[starkidmack]

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[ijustpeedalittlebit]

open your spotify “on repeat” and the first five songs are the soundtrack to your personal rom-com

Tagged by @punksimulation

The Pussycat Dolls Don't Cha • The Turtles Happy Together • BLACKPINK How you Like That • Doja Cat Juicy • ACDC Thunderstruck

You know what, I'd pay to watch this- if only to see how tf this would play out.

I'd love to see @plaudiusplants @starkidmack @a-moment-captured and @genderconcealparty 's rom-com playlist!

[fictionalized]

⚠️ for R&R

To: Tigresse

I know you mean well, but “Just kiss her” is not the appropriate solution for everything.

Especially when I’m at work.

It’s not like it’s the most professional of jobs, but I don’t want to get fired. Plus, what, am I supposed to lean over the pastry case for that? The height difference makes it difficult at best.

...

...

... (Typing for several minutes)

Sorry, wrong number, one of the guys at work has a crush on a customer and wanted advice, thought it was the group chat.

[idkwhats-happening]

I AM CHEESY AND SENTIMENTAL AND I REALLY MISS PEOPLE 😅

@fictionalized @carveus @starkidmack @graveconsequence @holy-shoot

[holy-shoot]

Lady, “OH you’re jealous!”

Ros was dragging The Lady by her arm into a nearby room and slammed the door behind them.

"Goodness, what in the hell has gotten into you?! If you wanted to manhandle me like that you should've just asked..." Lady said smirking at Ros's flushed cheeks.

"That's not--nevermind. I don't care. I need you to leave Rafael alone. You've been trying to dig your claws into him and I don't trust it," she huffed and Lady cocked an eyebrow.

"Darling I've been nothing but kind to the boy. Besides he's so cute, I can't help but flirt a little! There's no harm in that, it's not like your little engagement is real anyways...isn't it?" Lady asked, beginning to file her nails but still keeping a careful eye on the woman. Ros opened her mouth and then closed it. Then opened it again, and then bit her lip. Lady nodded in understanding.

"Ah, I understand. Well, if the marriage does happen, I'd love to wish you well but I'm most likely busy that day. But if you ever want a third let me know!" Lady said, beginning to stride towards the door but Ros stepped in front of her.

"No. You're going to leave Rafael alone. I want to hear you say it."

"This seems highly unnecess--"

"SAY IT." Ros held eye contact with the woman from Avalon for just a hair too long. Quickly the Lady's eyes widened and she smiled.

"OH! You're jealous! Of course you are! Don't worry darling I'll step back. I forget that monogomy exists sometimes goodness..."

The Lady continued her stride past a red-faced and opened mouthed Ros and out the door.