#steve for scale

[kurtkankle]

[backjustforberena]

I wonder if any of them knew it was all for her.

[anniebass]

just wrote 1200 words of dialogue of old men fighting 💅 so here’s them being cute and talking shit (and accidental short hair :oooo)

(original on my ko-fi)

[aphrostiel]

uh-oh, a drawing of my favorite band comes to town

[teruel-a-witch]

1x08 Apparently Steve showing him unconditional support is a massive aphrodisiac for Danny

[leonardcohenofficial]

favorite moments from "burning down the house," stop making sense (jonathan demme, 1984)

[oingcboingc]

I really like when he said this

[writeyourdarlings]

an early christmas fanart🤭❄️

[piratefishmama]

Lil Prince Steven going on an impromptu very unexpected adventure during an outing with his parents where he followed a weird bug too far into the woods and got a little lost only to come face to face with a very awkward, very lost, and very frightened little black dragon, just a bit bigger than he is, hiding in a much too small for it bush.

the adventure is Steve accompanying the little dragon to find his (steve discovers this through this little dragon, who he also discovers is called Eddie, being very talkative once he feels he's safe) guardian, an exhausted elder dragon currently turning over every tree and pile of rocks he can find looking for his little escape artist rascal of a nephew.

[bromcommie]

And that's it, that's those little...brave baby steps we gotta take. To try and...become whole again, try and find purpose. But you gotta move on. You gotta move on.

[abutchwithbooks]

Note on the tower door says, BRB - we not currently avenging <3

[tiahnaparisart]

Stop Making Sense (1984)

I actually started this piece before the announcement, but since the cat’s well and truly out of the bag RE the upcoming A24 4K re-release of the film, there’s never been a better time to share. This drawing started out as a fun, pressure free side project, and eventually spawned an entire side foray you’ll see in the next posts!

I love the textures achieved here with the mixed medium- cardboard really lent itself to the otherworldly structure of the big suit, and the neon pencils provide great contrast to the industrial watercolour.

[lehnsharrk]

The *New* Fassbender Psychopath Scale 😈

*Updated 05/08/2025*

I wanted to expand on the one introduced on the Kelly Clarkson show, below are the Fassy movies I've seen, my general "psychopath" rating for each character and reason why

For context I am essentially swapping "psychopath" with "evil." I am in no way trying to tie this to any psychological disorders or do a deep dive into any characters. Just a very surface-level "how nefariously evil is this character?"

These are my opinions, I encourage you to share, comment and make your own ratings. I will also be updating as I watch more of his films.

There *will* be spoilers so if you haven't seen these movies/shows, consider yourself warned!

The scale will also be a 0-5. I'm using 👿 and a zero will be a 👍

Let's go! 🦈

Movies 🎥

300: Stelios 👍

Dedicated warrior fighting along side his King until the very end. Definitely the most acrobatic and sassiest soldier too. I will give him a pass on the time-appropriate sexist joke just this once.

Hunger: Bobby Sands 👍

He was on hunger strike for his cause and ended up starving to death. Very sad.

Eden Lake: Steve 👍

Guy and his girlfriend just trying to escape and survive a gang of murderous teenagers.

Fish Tank: Connor 👿👿👿👿👿

Oh boy, this guy... He grooms and r*pes a child, and then if that wasn't bad enough, she's the daughter of his girlfriend, and if THAT wasn't bad enough, we find out he's got a wife and child he's been keeping this from.

Inglourious Basterds: Lt. Hicox 👍👍

Goes undercover to help defeat the n*zis (helps get a few killed too, even though he dies in the process).

Centurion: Quintus Dias 👍

Just a soldier, trying to survive. (Sorry don't remember much)

Jane Eyre: Mr. Rochester 👿👿👿

Keeps his wife, suffering from mental illness, locked in the walls and keeps it a secret so he doesn't scare off another woman he's trying to marry. Eeek!

X-Men: Erik Lehnsherr/Magneto 👿👿

Erik's anger comes from a place of trauma and his worst fears keep coming to fruition. That being said, he does blindly distrust all humans, betrays Charles multiple times and causes so much unnecessary destruction.

A Dangerous Method: Carl Jung 👿👿

Shame: Brandon Sullivan 👿

Doctor cheats on his wife with his patients, twice. One of his patients was also his subordinate at the time too.

A man suffering with addiction and trauma, plus added guilt when his sister stays over. As much as I want to give him a 👍 he does get pretty aggressive with his sister, who's also suffering from trauma.

Haywire: Paul 👿👿

I wasn't paying attention (he's not in it for that long) but I think he double crossed the main character and shot someone?

Prometheus/Alien Covenant: David 8 👿👿👿

I will defend David with my dying breath but to be honest, he does some horrendous things. Intentionally infecting humans with alien parasites, massacring an entire planet, killing and experimenting on someone he loved? Sorry David, you're getting a 3!

12 Years a Slave: Edwin Epps 👿👿👿👿👿👿

Sadistic slave owner and r*pist, about as evil as it gets (and yes I put an extra 👿).

Frank: Frank 👍

The Counselor: Counselor? 👿👿

Don't remember to much but he's fairly vanilla, although he is helping out a drug cartel so...

Poor Frank has done no wrong, just wants to make music and wear mask. Also he's definitely being used by his poser friends.

Slow West: Silas Selleck 👿

Starts out tricking the main character so he can find a bounty but has a change of heart.

Macbeth: Macbeth 👿👿👿👿

M*rders the king in his sleep so he can become king, orders Banquo and his son killed (although the son does escape) and burns MacDuff's wife and children at the stake. One evil dude.

Steve Jobs: Steve Jobs 👿👿

Greedy businessman, neglectful father, stole credit from his friend & business partner and also just kinda full of himself.

The Light Between Oceans: Tom Sherbourne 👿

I know he and his wife were heartbroken after their miscarriages but he does technically kidnap a child, keeping her from her grieving mother. He does eventually turn himself in.

Assassin's Creed: Cal/Aguilar 👿

Callum 'the pimp killer' Lynch "avatars" his assassin ancestor Aguilar. (It is about assassins after all, had to give him something).

Song to Song: Cook 👿👿

This movie was hard to follow but I'm giving him a two because he might be a groomer (he met the main character, who he later sleeps with, at 16) and he screwed Ryan Gosling's character out of the copyright to his songs.

Alien Covenant: Walter 1 👍

Don't really think Walter can be evil, he doesn't have the capacity that David does.

Next Goal Wins: Thomas Rongen 👿

Intentionally misgenders and deadnames a character because he's upset at her, later apologizes. Also a bit of a jerk to everyone at the beginning.

Black Bag: George

*coming soon*

TV 📺

A Bear Named Winnie: Lt. Coleburn 👿

He brings a baby bear to a military camp. Also leaves the bear at a zoo, letting her live out her life in a small cage instead of releasing her back to the wild when he had the chance.

William & Mary: Lukasz 👿👿👿

Jumped through the episode to watch the Fassy bits but ew... Guy m*lests the midwife that just delivered he and his girlfriend's baby.

Sherlock Holmes & The Case of the Silk Stocking: Charles Allen 👿👿👿👿👿

Even though it's two characters, I'm rating them the same. One's a child m*lester and murder and one knew about it and did nothing.

The Agency: Martian 👿

He is knowingly putting himself, his daughter, the cia AND his girlfriend at risk all because he can't let his relationship go? (Spoiler: he still can't and ends up going double agent to rescue her).

Here's the original video for context:

Let me know what you think!

Share any suggestions of what movie or show I should watch next.

[artsyaxolotl]

Meet November's Pal of the Month... the Fish-Scaled Gecko!

Fish-scale geckos are small, plump reptiles with the largest scales of any known gecko! These scales are boney deposits known as osteoderms, similar armor to that of crocodilian skin.

But their most stunning trick comes in their escape. Unlike other lizards that shed their tails when caught by predators, the fish-scale gecko simply sheds its scales, leaving behind a pink, vulnerable skin! This adaptation has proved challenging for researchers, who struggle to capture specimens without losing a few layers of scales. No worries! Once lost, these scales will regrow within a few weeks!

The conservation status of fish-scale geckos is unknown, but considered to be of low concern. Any species can be impacted by environmental changes and habitat loss so it is important to continue monitoring their populations.

Members of the Ko-fi Club will get a 3in sticker and a collectible trading card!

[arminreindl]

My newest size comparisson featuring the newly named genus Sutekhsuchus, previously known as Tomistoma dowsoni.

This gharial lived some 17 million years ago in what is now Egypt and Libya, at the time lush coastal environments comprised of swamps, estuaries, lagoons and meandering rivers.

For more info see this blog I've previously written on Sutekhsuchus or check out the Wikipedia page (also courtesy of me).

[animalawesomeness]

I gave Steve a friend

@howtonerdoutovereverything

5/7 Gecko