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36 CS2 Tricks Pros ABUSE That You Don't

[jpehg]

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Medyo umuulan. Lunes. Kakasakay ko lang sa MRT sa may Araneta-Cubao at papunta akong Ayala para pumasok sa opisina. Mag-a-alas otso na rin at 'di pa rin ako kumakain.

Hindi naman required pumunta sa opisina pero araw kasi ng sweldo ngayon at gusto ko, nandoon ako kapag dumating siya. Bago pa lang din ako sa trabaho. Umalis ako sa previous kong work at pumasok na ako kaagad sa susunod the following day. Literal na aint no rest for the wicked.

Isang buwan na akong di sumasahod at isang buwan na rin akong nagt-tyaga na sa sitwasyon ko. Aminado naman din akong kasalan ko ba't ganto pero sabihin na lang nating gumastos ako ng perang 'di ko dapat ginastos kasi akala ko walang ibang pag-gagastusan. Pero ganon talaga ang buhay, kung kailan nakataas 'yung dalawang kamao mo't handa na para umilag sa uppercut niya, saka ka niya susuntukin sa bayag- in the form of mga gamot ng tatay at emergency expenses sa university ng kapatid. Parang 'di yata wais na desisyon yung pagbili ng 85-fucking-thousand na PC bilang gradudation gift ah. Wala tuloy akong pang-Jollibee ngayong araw.

Kaya heto tayo ngayon. Kaunting tiis. Kaunting lakad, kaunting commute. Patigasan na lang ng sikmura habang nanlalambot ang buong katawan. Palag-palag pa naman sa opisina dahil wala pa naman masyadong ginagawa.

Medyo lumalakas pa yung ulan at yung kulog ng tyan ko.

"Pre, anong oras usually dumadating yung sahod?" nagsend ako ng message sa katrabaho ko. 68% na lang battery ko. Tapos apat na raang piso na lang yung laman ng banko ko. Sobra nang kaunti para sa pamasahe ko ngayong araw dahil babalik pa ako ng probinsya mamayang pagkauwi.

Pagkatapos ng ilang minuto, sumagot 'yung katrabaho ko.

"Nung Friday pa meron pare hahaha"

Agad-agad kong binuksan 'yung banking app na pina-setup ng kumpaya ko nung unang araw ng Setyembre. Hinihintay kong magload yung balance at pagkatapos ng limang segundo tinitigan ako pabalik ng kalahating milyong piso.

"Huh" sabi ko sa sarili ko.

Kung panaginip 'to, ngayon na 'yung pinakamagandang oras para magising ako. Natatandaan niyo ba 'yung saktong eksena ni Will Smith nung tinanggap siya sa trabaho? Hindi ko 'yun ginawa dahil medyo masikip sa MRT pero in-imagine ko na lang.

"Now arriving at Ayala station. Paparating na sa Ayala Station," sabi ng recorded na boses ni Inka Magnaye ('di ko alam kung siya ba talaga 'yon pero kung hindi edi pauso ko lang)

Hindi 'to post na may mapupulot kang aral. Hindi rin 'to 'yung mga usual kong pa-edgy deep shit. Hindi 'to tungkol sa life lessons, empathy, sympathy. Pero sa loob ng apat na taon kong nagta-trabaho, sa pagraos sa kapatid kong makatapos ng kolehiyo nang mag-isa, at sa ilang pakyu at sucker punch sa bayag ng buhay, ngayon lang ako binulungan ng guardian angel ko na magyabang at sinigawan ng demonyo na deserve ko 'tong nararamdaman ko ngayong araw.

"Parang mag-J-Jollibee yata ako mamaya ah," Sabi ko sa sarili ko habang naiiyak.

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Stewie2k присоединился к Wildcard в качестве стендина

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[alarici]

Jake Stewie2k da fuck u doing still at it

[thetoxicgamer]

Every CS:GO Major champion ranked from worst to best

Not every champion is made equally. There is still a thin divide between good teams that just so happened to win a Major and the best of the best, even if you have to be pretty strong to even qualify for a CS:GO Major, much less win one. There have been 19 CS:GO Majors and 15 different champions. Ranking all these teams that accomplished the greatest feat in CS:GO esports was as entertaining as it was painstakingly difficult. Many arguments and rearrangements later, we have it: the ranking of every CS:GO Major champion, from worst to best. 15) Jame, qikert, FL1T, n0rb3r7, fame (Outsiders) The battle for last place was so fierce, we rearranged the bottom three multiple times before arriving at the conclusion that Outsiders is the worst-ever CS:GO Major champion. Four of the five members of this squad have never been in HLTV’s Top 20. This isn’t the end of the world by itself, but IEM Rio 2022 is the only trophy this lineup has ever won, and the only one three of the five members have won in their entire career. Outsiders becoming Major champions is the definition of lightning in a bottle, and for that, they sit at the bottom of our list. 14) JW, flusha, pronax, znajder, Devilwalk (fnatic) It pains us to have three legends of the game so far down, but the fact of the matter is that the Fnatic that won DreamHack Winter 2013 wasn’t a very good team. This is the only lineup besides Outsiders whose only title came at a Major. While undeniably a cool feat, it isn’t very convincing for a ranking like ours. The separating factor that kept fnatic from being dead last is individual skill, of which JW and flusha had plenty, even back then. 13) Skadoodle, RUSH, autimatic, tarik, Stewie2K (Cloud9) Love them or hate them, Cloud9 had the most memorable CS:GO Major win ever, and no one can take that away from the Americans. Memorable is not what we’re ranking, though, and a great champion Cloud9 was not. This roster fell apart immediately after winning ELEAGUE Major 2018, and none of the players found much success either before or after that magical week in Boston. Tarik’s dubious record of being the only CS:GO Major MVP to never appear in HLTV’s Top 20 doesn’t help C9’s cause, either. 12) Zeus, AdreN, HObbit, Dosia, mou (Gambit) Though usually crammed together with the flukey Major champions, we’re of the opinion that this Gambit lineup is the first truly great one to appear in our countdown. Zeus played in three Major finals and won many trophies with NAVI, AdreN played in one more Major final and also won some trophies after Gambit, Dosia was one of the best players in the early CS:GO days, and HObbit enjoyed an amazing career resurgence in his second stint with Gambit. The only factor stopping the lineup that won PGL Major Krakow from being higher on our list is Zeus’ love for NAVI, which prematurely cut Gambit’s solid run with three total titles. 11) Happy, NBK, kioShiMa, shox, SmithZz (LDLC) If Gambit didn’t convince you we’re firmly in greatness territory, the DreamHack Winter 2014 champions should. The French scene was as strong as it was chaotic in the first few years of CS:GO. For what it’s worth, all the shuffling of star power won France two Majors. Both winning lineups include the core of Happy, NBK, and kioShiMa, and both had very similar success, but one achieved just a little bit more to earn a spot in our top 10. Happy, NBK, kioShiMa, shox, and SmithZz won six tournaments in 10 months of playing together. Each player has made at least one HLTV Top 20, each has won at least 12 titles in their career. This is an immensely successful, star-studded lineup, and it’s not even in the top 10 of CS:GO champions. That’s the kind of competition we’re having here. 10) Happy, NBK, kioShiMa, kennyS, apEX (Envy) We’re already familiar with the majority of the lineup that went on to win DreamHack Open Cluj-Napoca. The new faces are kennyS, who is top five all-time in MVP awards, and apEX, who accumulated over 20 trophies during his career—not exactly a downgrade from shox and SmithZz. This new lineup reached a Major final in its second tournament together—ESL One Cologne 2015, which makes them the first entry on our list that appeared in multiple CS:GO Major finals. Whether that’s a good thing is up to the reader. While that additional final appearance helped Envy to jump above LDLC, it also makes the Frenchmen the worst CS:GO Major multi-finalists, by a long shot. 9) ZywOo, apEX, dupreeh, Magisk, Spinx (Vitality) ZywOo caught the last train out of “Best player to never win a CS:GO Major” station by winning the last-ever such event. ZywOo’s individual greatness is reason enough to place Vitality in our top 10, but this is far from a hard carry. Magisk, dupreeh, and apEX had eight Major titles between them before ever playing a round with ZywOo. Spinx lacked that veteran pedigree before joining forces with the stars, but it was his arrival that propelled Vitality to three top-tier titles, culminating with a Major win in ZywOo and apEX’s home country at the BLAST Paris Major. ZywOo and apEX from Vitality lifting the BLAST Paris Major trophy, apEX holding the French flag in his left hand. 8) Twistzz, ropz, karrigan, rain, broky (FaZe) Karrigan is a magnet for great lineups, yet it is this one that finally got the legendary Danish IGL the Major title that had eluded him for nearly a decade. FaZe won the first three tournaments they participated in after the final piece of the puzzle, ropz, joined at the start of 2022. One of these three victories was at PGL Major Antwerp. A fourth trophy further down the line completed FaZe’s Intel Grand Slam and cemented this lineup’s legacy as one of the best to ever do it. 7) Xyp9x, dupreeh, device, gla1ve, Kjaerbye (Astralis) The Kjaerbye era Astralis is often glossed over due to Astralis’ future greatness, but we’ll give it all the shine it deserves right here. Though we call it the Kjaerbye era, it is actually gla1ve who joined last and it was that roster move that changed the team’s fortunes. This Astralis lineup finished top four in the first 10 events it attended, winning three of them. Among these wins was what was at the time the greatest CS:GO Major final ever at ELEAGUE Major 2017. Even the myth that Astralis fell off toward the end of this roster’s run isn’t entirely true. They slowed down a bit, sure, but if they didn’t, we’d be talking about them much later on this list. Overall, this lineup achieved 14 top-four placements in 19 tournaments, a remarkable display of consistency that gives Astralis a mini-title in our ranking—the title of best CS:GO Major champion that has never played in another Major final. 6) Snax, byali, pashaBiceps, NEO, TaZ (Virtus.pro) We all love the Virtus Plow, and their longevity alone almost got them into the top five. This lineup played together for over four years, won a dozen trophies and was always capable of knocking the favorites out of any event. They also narrowly missed out on becoming two-time champions in a crushingly close encounter with Astralis at ELEAGUE 2017. We’re beginning to run out of slots, and there are better, more successful lineups that won a Major, so we couldn’t push VP any higher, but No. 6 is more than respectable for the EMS Katowice 2014 champions. 5) Perfecto, s1mple, electronic, Boombl4, b1t (NAVI) Take what Astralis did after gla1ve joined, amp it up to 11, and you’ll get this NAVI lineup. The CIS giants weren’t just finishing in the top four of events, they were winning them. NAVI won six times and was runner-up once in its first seven tournaments with this roster. Thankfully, that second place did not come at PGL Major Stockholm, because s1mple would have probably believed he was cursed by a cosmic entity at this point. Similarly to ZywOo, s1mple by himself could drag any lineup to success, but neither superstar had enjoyed so much winning with any other lineup. NAVI completed the Intel Grand Slam and was one win away at PGL Antwerp from becoming back-to-back Major champions. That was their last tournament together. Had they won it, they would have more than likely broken into the top three. As it is, NAVI has to settle for top five. 4) FalleN, coldzera, fer, TACO, fnx (Luminosity/SK) Luminosity exploded onto the scene in 2016, won its first-ever title at the MLG Columbus Major, then followed it with two more trophies before switching to SK days before ESL One Cologne 2016, where they became only the second back-to-back Major winner in CS:GO history. This core’s winning formula was not lost with fnx’s benching and subsequent departure, but we don’t give bonus points for other rosters’ accomplishments, even if only one player was changed, so right outside the top three of CS:GO Major champions is where the Brazilians stand in our book. 3) GeT_RiGhT, f0rest, Xizt, friberg, Fifflaren (Ninjas in Pyjamas) It’s difficult to explain to someone who didn’t follow the scene at the time just how dominant Ninjas in Pyjamas were in the first 12 months of CS:GO. This team was averaging more than a title per month from September 2012 to September 2013, but there was one problem—there weren’t any Majors in that timeframe. The first ever Major was played in November 2013, where NiP were upset by the second-worst CS:GO Major champion ever. Then they lost in the final again at EMS Katowice. Had NiP not won ESL One Cologne 2014, they would have been on top of another ranking—the best team to never win a CS:GO Major. We’d bet they’re much happier to be the mere third-greatest team to win one instead. 2) JW, flusha, pronax, olofmeister, KRIMZ (fnatic) It’s funny how changing two players can take you from the second-worst to the second-best CS:GO Major champion. Snatching LGB stars KRIMZ and olofmeister was the best thing fnatic ever did, as this lineup accumulated a dozen trophies over its 18-month run and took over from NiP as the premier CS:GO team. The crowning jewels in this second Swedish dynasty’s crown were the successive Majors they won—ESL One Katowice and ESL One Cologne 2015. The latter would be this lineup’s final title before swapping pronax for dennis and winning five events in five attempts to begin their new era. We don’t need those additional titles to rank fnatic second, it will break our own rules, but it’s always fun to reminisce about this period in CS:GO history, so there you go. JW from fnatic holding the ESL One Cologne 2015 trophy while confetti is falling on the stage.Image via ESL 1) Xyp9x, dupreeh, device, gla1ve, Magisk (Astralis) We struggled mightily with most placements, but one thing we knew from the start was who would be No. 1. Astralis with Magisk is the greatest team to ever touch CS:GO, period. They won a staggering 20 trophies together, the most for any single lineup. Part of this unmatched run were not one, not two, but three Major titles in a row—FACEIT London, IEM Katowice, and Starladder Berlin. Point made, case closed—Astralis is the best team to ever win a CS:GO Major. Any sort of list is destined to make someone unhappy, but that’s the last feeling we want to leave you with. If your favorite team seems like it was hard done by yours truly, we offer the best highlights from every CS:GO Major as a means of truce. Read the full article

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[idiotaddictedtosweetness]

I was tagged by the amazing @hisheartsmile 💙💙 Thank you💖 I had to make a screenshot of my home screen, my lock screen and the song I was listening to 😁

Mostly Brazilian stuff though, sorry 😕

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stewie2k trolling at the eleague major

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Rumor: Fallen reemplazaría a Twistzz en Team Liquid para el 2021

Luego de tres meses lejos del competitivo de CSGO, Fallen estaría de vuelta en 2021 con el equipo de Team Liquid reemplazando a Twistzz. Team Liquid sufrió una dura derrota en contra de Astralis por la final de la IEM Global Challenge 2020. En una entrevista posterior al juego, ⁠Twistzz⁠ declaró que la final jugada en contra Astralis fue […]

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[inter-somniac]

Ranked

Stewie X Reader

Fandom: Cloud9/CS:GO

Requested(?): Yes

You watched your chat as you logged into the CS server. You were getting ready for a Rank S stream and lots of questions were floating around about you and various players.

“Am I dating Shroud? No, Mikey is like my brother. I did bite him the other day though. He tried to take my cloud plushie! You know I don’t part with Lawrence.”

You laughed and answered some more questions as you got put into a game. You looked at your teammates. Stewie, hazed, Shroud, and mOE. The audio picked up and you immediately started talking.

“Mikey, my twitch chat was convinced we were dating.”

“Seriously?! You bit me!”

“You tried to take Lawrence!”

Hazed and mOE soon joined in, but Stewie stayed quiet. Very quiet. It was very unusual for him. As soon as you were done, you took your headphones off and made your way to his room.

“Jake?”

“Shouldn’t you he with your precious Mikey?”

“Don’t be butthurt at me! I wanted to tell everyone we were dating so things like this didn’t happen. But you didn’t want that. So I didn’t push you. I still won’t. But it’s not your place to be angry at me for it.”

He let his head tilt back and he sighed.

“I know...there are just days it gets to me. You’re...you’re what all of us are looking for.”

“And I’m all yours. I promise you that. A few comments about my friendship with Mike during ranked is going to change that.”

“I love you.”

Not only had you not told any of the fans, you hadn’t told the team. So it was a bit of a shock for Tarik when he walked in on a heavy makeout session. He couldn’t stop staring as your cheeks flushed and Jake hid your face in his neck.

“Do you need something, Tarik?”

“Nope. Nothing.”

“Then do you mind?”

“Wow I didn’t expect her to be quite that wild.”

“Tarik!”

“Sorry, going.”

[liquidhunny]

I went to an esports event for CS:GO / Smash Bros called IBUYPOWER Masters. 

I’m know the general basics of CS:GO (since it was the main event) & I was excited to see the pro teams clash it out in person! Since LCS is in its offseason, I really needed to watch something NEW. I’m a TEAM LIQUID biased fangirl, yet STEWIE2K from CLOUD FREAKING 9 caught my attention. Not going to lie, he stood out w/ his insane clutch plays in a 1v1.

C9, you won me over for not only Stewie, but your CS:GO team overall~ So, here’s a little basic animation I did to remind me of my first CS:GO tournament! It was really hype~~

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insane gamesense from stewie2k in cs2

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Stewie2k анонсировал свое возвращение на про-сцену по CS2

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Sorry it took so long for the merch to come in. Happy Birthday Lil Bro! 📸: @lauren.malgapo #cloud9 #csgo #happybirthday #familia #siblings #counterstrike #c9 #autimatic #RUSH #flusha #kioshima #zellsis #adreN #n0thing #tarik #stewie2k #skadoodle https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt9ylDahf6W/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1itihktypubf3

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When Pro try to knife...

[sunshinejins]

dreams csgo name is hi or at least it was a while ago :p

OHHH ty ty nasa said it was Stewie2k so i used that? but tbh hi also makes sense so i will use that in the future! <3