i need an absolute beefcake muscle-gut dad bod of an adult man to accompany me wherever i go like a bodyguard, except we gossip and giggle and have the biggest "he's my bestie" relationship to where everybody speculates on whether or not we fuck behind closed doors (ofc we do) that is the type of support i need, just to be enabled by one single person out in public in whatever i do, just to prove to everybody that i actually do have one really really good friend who loves me and will absolutely always be on my side.
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love when my brain wants to interact with absolutely no one but also wants everything to be about it
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AUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRGGGGH I can't with these bots they're starting to send incoherent DMs now, send help.
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My drunk ass literally said, “I’m sad”.
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Fuck this 50 year old bitch trying beef with me at work
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This piece of shit seriously rigged the game and then had the audacity to insult Chuuya's intellect- 😭😭😭
I mean, he isn't wrong (Chuuya at the time was freaking unhinged), but the fact that there was a possibility of Chuuya winning the game that Dazai had to tamper with the machine proves his point otherwise...
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We all talk A LOT about how qCellbit is sooo smitten for qRo and how he's so in love and how qRo seems detached.
Yeah sure, go watch the last streams.
QROIER ASKS FOR ATTENTION FROM HIS HUSBAND and I mean A LOT, not constantly, but when Cellbit is around Roier follows him everywhere, flirts with him, jokes a lot.
Christ, the dude put on his husband's clothes.
You mean to tell me Roier isn't as in love as Cellbit? They have different ways of expressing it. Roier demands ATTENTION.
And if you are still not convinced, in the Nether stream you could clearly see how when Pierre tried to flirt with him, Roier immediately looked towards Cellbit for help.
When the elections were over and they went to see the fireworks, Roier was looking at Cellbit.
During the debates, he was always by his husband's side and AGAIN when Pierre flirted with him he CLEARLY replied with "thank you but I'm married".
These things get so overlooked because Roier tends to be more of the funny type of guy and not the romantic one as Cellbit is, but I can assure you this man is down bad as much as his husband is, they just have a different way of expressing it.
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Yeah so I’m going insane over gay condiments
Me fr 😔
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