#stimilus

[daily-pat]

Patryck oiled up when 🐏 /hj

You're right!! He would have an extensive skincare routine! Bro probably refuses to go on any sort of travel without packing his 12 step routine with exfoliating, gua sha and skin stimiluation and--

The comparison is so funny. I bet Paul doesn't even shave all too often. Man cares LITTLE about his appearance.

^^ Underrated artist alert!! Go listen to Danielle Ponder!!!

QOTD: What's a hobby, trend, or something else that you're looking to get into!

I'm gonna try out dance again!! I did a bit in theatre, but I found it too strenuous to have full passion for it. But now I'm raring to go with the proper training!!

[dna-hochburger]

I have ADHD (unsurprisingly) and this leads to me fiddgeting a lot and playing with whatever is at hand right now.

Enter my girlfriend.

When the two of us cuddle on the couch and we watch something on the TV I usually start playing with her body. And eventually this oftentimes will lead to my girlfriend becoming horny and to us having sex. Normal couple stuff.

However this has lead to an interesting pavlovian response from her. The thing is the stimilus she has assosiated with becoming horny isn't me, or my touch, or the TV, it's the location. The couch.

So yeah my ADHD gave my girlfriend a couch fetish.

[blue-sprout]

Waaaa!!! Shirts go from $12-15 only till Friday! Spend wisely!!!

[iamaugustsnow]

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[tittyinfinity]

"Stop complaining about how small the stimulus is, you're still gonna spend it!"

Well no shit, you think people are gonna sit around and wait another 9 months for the government to say "here's $25 this time, spend wisely :)"

Conservatives really think anything and everything can be a "GOTCHA" like sorry but I'm not gonna take you seriously with Trump's dick in your mouth

[larrialston]

#larrisays #coronadrip💧 soon as the #stimilus hit (at Arlington, Maryland) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_3Wtt4lir1/?igshid=1pppammm8pvc9

[dynamicduoofstackie]

When Sam Wilson hear the United States releasing another stimulus check.

But he ain't getting it because he just returned from the blip:

[meet-again]

why does math exist i hate it. how're you doing?

Uh universe does weird things so make work science science ppl like to find patterns and make sense of things??

Yeah sometimes it sucks.

Tired no concentration brain hates everything sigh sigh morr sigh. Fall s doen on sofa makes bad art.

Doing bad art

Lots of slashing my good markers accros the paper

Call me on discord if you want.

[knewsom91]

Watch "Address the US GOVERNMENT" on YouTube

[morninggrit]

i want things and everyday I try to not want things! but its hard

[ssvnormandie]

i have an insatiable urge to Do My Taxes Right Now and i feel like that lady yodelling outside the bus at the irs

[bsidebf]

Hex is a homeowner and pays taxes according to the devs.

Therefore Hex probably has a mortgage.

Therefore Hex is likely considered a legal resident.

Therefore HEX GETS A STIMILUS CHECK?!?!

[fluent-in-lesbianism]

It’s probably a good thing I don’t have kids bc I just got my stimilus check and the first thing I did is spend a good chunk of it on kids’ clothes and baby stuff for the foster kids at work 😂

[mynameischalie]

Sunday Seven...

1. Well we made it to the one year Corona-versary. One year ago places were closed down, people flipped ape shit over tiolet paper, snacks were consumed daily, drinking became even more prevalent, single people couldn’t have sex, we all watched every show on Netflix and Hulu imaginable, Zoom meetings for work were all the rage, and it was adorable when your kids, dogs, or cats made a guest apperance while you worked at home. Clearly one for the history books.

2. My PTO days are this Thursday and Friday. This means I’m only going to be working three days this week which I’m thankful about. I plan to spend those days in front of the TV watching college hoops for the start of March Madness! I know we got a work pool going on for this so will have to see how I do!

3. Good news! I went to Macys this afternoon/evening and found myself a new spring bomber jacket. It’s lightweight, stylish, burgundy, and it looks like it can be easily paired with anything. 

4. I listened to the new Tigers Jaw record “I Won’t Care How You Remember Me”. So far I been digging it, I’m not sure where I would rank it in terms of their other records. Personally, I found the Brianna tracks much more appealing and leaned towards those tracks as the high points. There’s two songs on there “Commit” and “Heaven Apart” which I took a liking to immediately. Also, this record has their strongest guitar riffs which gave the album a much needed extra kick. 

5. Has any of your stimilus checks been withheld till March 17th? That’s the date I was told by the bank but I feel a majority of my friends already got them this weekend. 

6. The scumbags of the week award goes to the three women who berated and assaulted an Uber driver because they would not wear a mask. They have been banned for Uber and Lyft for life. If you’re like “Chal, what the hell are you talking about?” Here’s the link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKAzPIFk68U

7. And with that in mind as always be cool to one another and maybe don’t be a dick? Sounds like a solid plan to me.

[meaningtotellyou]

the fact that biden's covid plan is better than t*rumps apparently he has plans for another stimilus check, have you gotten your petty check yet? i think i already gotten mine.

i got mine like last week... i’m ready for that 1400 biden is talking about though 👀

[ritchiepage2001newaccount]

#CorpMedia #Idiocracy #Oligarchs #MegaBanks vs #Union #Occupy #NoDAPL #BLM #SDF #DACA #MeToo #Humanity #DemExit #FeelTheBern

Cutting $2,000 Payments, and Limiting Who’s Eligible for Them, Is Bad Economics and Loser Politics

https://www.thenation.com/article/economy/stimilus-checks-covid-biden/

Biden’s under pressure from deficit hawks to slash his stimulus plan. Ro Khanna warns that doing so would be a “terrible” idea...