@everyoneismytoy said: Outch
┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ☪︎ . *. ⋆ YEP, it had to have been the weed. it definitely was the weed. had he been sober, there would be no way he'd just decide to grope felix's ass like that out of nowhere, especially since they were still at least semi-public, able to be seen by any passersby. he thought just a SMALL HIT from the vape would be able to keep him perky enough to get through this small family gathering, but apparently a group of at least 50 people constituted a small gathering and jonathan wanted nothing more than to sink through the floor. so he'd snuck off to take more small hits, discreetly shimmying through the closest door he could find to take it outside even as to not stink up the massive house with the stench of vape smoke.
even more so after doing this where they were at definite RISK of being seen. it was completely jonathan's fault, anyway, so he figured he should be the one to try and fix it. well, in the best way his mind was able to conjure up. his palm still stung from the rather hearty slap he gave the other's ass, so as his fingers danced over the lower curve of his hand in an attempt to rid his skin of the sensation, he tilted his head up so he could speak directly to felix, voice DROPPING so only the two of them could hear. ❝ should we ... take this somewhere else ... ? ❞
SEND " SLAP! " TO SLAP MY MUSE'S ASS .
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i have a request that I’m not sure you’d want to do but, it’s a school a/u. How would the creeps be if they got high at school with their s/o 🐈
LOVE this idea!! Only using the mature creeps!
HIGH AT SCHOOL - CREEPS SCHOOL AU:
JEFF THE KILLER:
Doesn't smoke a whole bunch and certainly doesn't get that high
You have to remember he has a football career to think about!
If he got drug tested he'd be absolutely fuckkked
If/when he's high at school, he's a total fool. Cracking jokes, acting stupid, the works.
JANE THE KILLER:
Doesn't smoke since she's in choir
She thinks it damages your voice
Honestly effects her ability to think and focus so she doesn't like it
If she were to get high she'd be a mess. She'd have no clue what to do with herself. She needs to sit the fuck down and do nothing until it wears off
NINA THE KILLER:
Smokes socially!
Only at parties or with friends
Absolutely doesn't smoke when she has to cheer, she wants her head in the game
Doesn't change all that much when she's high at school. Just a bit more talkative!
KATE THE CHASER:
Stoner. She smokes all the time.
Like I said before she's rather reserved and quiet with her achievements and work. It's the same thing with this. You can probably tell by the way she dresses but she won't tell you unless you ask all the right questions
But! Since she's literally a track star, she makes sure to do breathing exercises and extra warmups so she's still in great shape
Exactly the same as always when she smokes at school. She's high a lot so she's gotten used to having to focus
CLOCKWORK:
Only smokes with the proxies (kate,toby,tim,brian)
Like Kate she does all the breathing and extra warmups before basketball games or even practice. She puts out her A game
But when she's in the art rooms? Oh girl is high as fuck.
If she smokes with the proxies before school, she'll make her way to the art room to be alone and let her creativity flow.
"TICCI" TOBY:
STONERRR. Just look at this man. He smokes for sure.
Probably smokes before games but it doesn't effect his performance at all
Loves smoking with the proxies, honestly loves sharing a joint with anyone if they ask! Super chill about it
Just like Nina, he just gets more social when he smokes! Also such a giggler when he's high
TIM/MASKY:
Not really a weed smoker but avid cigarette smoker. We already knew that though
But if he is smoking weed, it's in small doses and only around the ones he trusts
I feel like he freaks out when he smokes weed. Hallucinates and all that
It's almost like he's on crack when he's high at school. Probably scratching his arms a lot, looking around trying to catch the hallucination before it disappears
BRIAN/HOODIE:
Another stoner. Like he's up there with Kate in the level he smokes.
High all the time, even during the championship baseball game. He's still throwing strike after strike and being the ace player
Hosts parties after games too, you better bet there's joints for days there. Wax too.
Like I said, high all the time. So he's pretty normal, super chill and laid back. Doesn't effect his performance at all
EYELESS JACK:
Only smokes when Nina's around since she only smokes socially. He's pretty much the same
Also just a weekend smoker. He doesn't like how it clouds his head when he's trying to focus on schoolwork.
He's an honor student after all. He has to keep his mind in it
Struggles when he's high at school. All the words seem to morph together on the pages and his head is all cloudy. He just feels like he needs to take a nap and try the day all over again
THE PUPPETEER:
Probably the one who smokes the absolute most. Again, look at this man.
He says it helps his creativity flow, but I don't know how much I'd believe that
Doesn't share his stuff at all though.
Kinda like Toby he's a giggler, but more on the chuckle side? Cracks some jokes but he's not all that much different since this pretty much is normal for him
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story time for y'all bitches and bros and none binary hoes cuz I'm bored
but anyways when I was 15 this random account on tiktok followed me and he had like the same flag of my country and shit and well I was a lil too nice and decided to follow him back (gurl why) and he like sent me a hi and I said hi back then he started making conversation and shit and he seemed really cool at the time and he asked for my insta and I was like hmmmm yk what fuck it you're cool imma just give u it 🤷🏻♀️ then we continued talking on insta for like 2 days and then mf keept getting a lil bollllld (like the phonesex yall want me to write ✋😟) and mind you I WAS 15 BITCH anyways he didn't know my age I didn't know his but I knew that he was a stonerrr cuz he'd send me vids of him smoking an shit (that was kinda hot eventhough he was ugly as shit😕) but one time we were doing 20 questions or whatever he asked me about random things even where I live and my dumbass ofc told him then I asked him about his age an he was like "oh I'm 20 hbu 😜" and mf I told him I was 15 and GUESS WHAT HE SAIDDDD "5 years not much tbh" WHEN I TELL YOU I CHOKED ON AIRRRRR like I was so creeped out he said it so casually anyways I tried to avoid his ass for the next couple of days but he was being weird litche spaming my tiktok and ig sending me 100+ tiktoks like are you insane???? and half of them are nasty ones like I want to lick ur clit bitch I was a minor wdym 😟😟😟
anyways stay safe kids don't let strangers tell you they want to lick ur no-no place muah 🤟🤟🤟
(I ghosted him and blocked him after a few days btw)
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hope my fave stonerrr blogger has a good day 💚
Thank you so much ☺️ I hope you have a good day as well 🖤
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slowly working my way through interpretations of THE SEVEN MAIDENS!!! concept: party meeting at a tiny elmville coffee shop.
they aren’t perfect, but i’m having fun pre-premiere 🥰
sam: ten minutes late with spyrebucks™️ in her CUSTOMIZED mermaid tumbler…yes it sparkles. probably a pink drink because…they’re ABSOLUTELY delicious. why can’t i be cute AND crush skulls???
ostentatia: drinking something that’s pure sugar spare a few shots of espresso and just completely jazzed up with whip, drizzles, and sprinkles. she’s wearing a ~special-ordered~ dragon sweater to commemorate kicking kalvaxis’ fucking ass!! brought disco fries from the diner like the jersey girl she is.
katja: drinking hot cocoa with no whip so people don’t suspect that she isn’t drinking coffee. it’s just nasty tbh? absolutely daydreaming about horses when she should be listening to debrief.
antiope (@quiddie): OBVIOUSLY a practical one, just a regular coffee with normal amounts of cream and sugar right now pls and thank you!! is she laughing or facepalming at the chaos of the rest of the group??? does she even know the difference anymore???
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could i possibly get a ship?
-i’m 22
-i use she/they pronouns :)
-covered in tattoos and have a few face piercings
-constantly dye my hair (it’s green rn)
-i’m 5’3 ish
-kinda a stonerrr
-i play roller derby
-goblin core
-and i’m a full time artist :)
-currently living in san diego !
-i have two pets rats as well! they are my babies
I ship you with - Mike Weiss
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Stoner - Young Thug (Lyrics)
I am a stoner , I am a stoner, I am a stoner (i am a stoner) I am a stoner , I am a stoner , I am a stonerrr (stoner) I am a stoner , I am a stoner , I am a stoner I am a motherfucking stoner I simply... source Read more at http://weedonsteroids.com/stoner-explicit-young-thug-lyrics/
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