#stormkobra 5 ramblings

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Hi yes can somebody please tell me smth? Yeah how is this:

also this:

and this:

also this?

and this???

and??? t h i s???

[stormkobra-5]

I'm not dead or gone again guys, just really struggling with work and disassociation.

I've been kinda scanning through some of my old stuff and found a couple that I'm thinking of trying to start up again. I can't make any promises because of my mental state and I can't promise I'll respond to anything right away, but I really am trying my hardest.

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22 isn't like the Taylor Swift song at all. It's depression and anxiety and sadness and bills and stress. I'd like to file a formal complaint.

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People talking about Oscar Isaac being a short king— yeah, he is. To you. To me he’s the equivalent of a fucking NFL linebacker.

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WHERE IS THE GIF OF STEVEN STRAIGHTENING HIS SUIT MID-FIGHT

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Guys I have Banks of the Nile Part 3, Red Handed Part 4, and House of Fett Part 4, plus the 56+ asks I’m gonna do.

But I also really kind of want to write a Poe x reader where they’re both just single droid parents that meet and bond over their robot babies. 🧡

[stormkobra-5]

Ok but:

If I work the night shift and therefore am coming home from work generally after midnight...

Does this not, therefore, mean that I am a traveler of the night and am henceforth protected by the Moon Boys?

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If Moon Knight season 2 isn’t announced at d23, expect me to go AWOL jus sayin...

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Me, trying to use Dramatic™️ Writing for a Moon Knight fic summary: >>:D “pasts of rejection!”

Autocorrect: “pasta of rejection!” :D

Me:

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Steven, to Layla: I want to wake up next to you every morning for the rest of our lives.

Layla: I get up at 4:00 AM.

Steven:.........

Steven: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

[stormkobra-5]

Marc Spector: Soft and tough football/baseball cinnamon roll cuddle mercenary.

Steven Grant: Sweet and sassy cinnamon roll cupcake angel bri’ish bookworm boi.

Jake Lockley: *loud Spanish trilling* FIESTA TORTILLA ASESINATO FRITTATA LIMUSINA CHICO—

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My mom, sees my screensaver of Poe Dameron: He’s old enough to be your father.

Me, out loud: We don’t talk about that.

Me, in my mind: That’s why he’s called a DILF mom—

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When you get a new job and love it more than you thought you would despite the low pay and workload and overwhelming aspect of having to interact with strangers your whole shift

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So apparently without Moon Knight, my whole mind, body, and soul forgets it's Wednesday and I nearly forget to post my weekly chapter to my fic--

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My mom trying to explain the Moon Boys: There’s the sweet, gentle, kind man—

Me: Yes, Steven... 🥰🥰🥰

Mom: And who’s the other one?

Me: Actually there’s two oth-

Mom: The asshole???

Me:...............

Mom: The asshole marine???

Me:................