My Big Announcement: Executive Applications Are Open
Well our little community has had its fair share of drama recently, but onto more important things: @sophieswundergarten proposed an excellent question. What is it that my executives do, and how do you apply to be one?
The answer, my friends, is simple. My executives are the instruments that carry out my mission of spreading happiness to the world.
What does that mean on this website? Following me and helping share my knowledge with the world (through reblogging all my posts), voting correctly on my polls so as to properly show the public what the real truth is (polls will be coming in the next week), and making sure the accounts belonging to unenlightened individuals (most notably @milligan-wetherall and @mr-nicholas-benedict) are exposed for their lies.
How does one apply for such an honor? The answer is simple.
Follow this account (@ldcurtain) and send your application in via a non-anonymous ask (that matches the account you used to follow me)
The application must include answers to the following questions:
• What is your name?
• What is your favorite color?
• What is the last book your read?
• What do you consider the loveliest season?
• What is your favorite subject in school?
• What do you fear the most?
3. And finally, the application must include a declaration of undying loyalty to me, Dr. L.D. Curtain (@ldcurtain), and my philosophies and mission, and well as a rejection of my brother (@mr-nicholas-benedict), his friends, his society, and all that they stand for, as well as any and all rival forces and peoples that stand in the way of my success (including those pesky Italian imposters)
I will respond saying if your application is confirmed or denied.
Thank you, and best of luck!
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