#stupid for queue

[funeralgreys]

12 and bill would’ve killed that thing with hammers I can tell you that much

[clickety-clacker]

[echobsilly]

they make me so (stock explosion gif)

[manofthepipis]

how are we holding up, gamers?

[14dayswithyou]

Olivia fell asleep in one of the aisles again...

how do you feel about ren being used in an ai chatbot advertisement?

⌞♥⌝ Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I genuinely despise everything about this so much, and if anyone comes across this ad on TikTok (or anywhere else), I'd really appreciate it if you could report the video and not give it any further engagement.

I'm vehemently against the use of AI that negatively impacts artists, writers/authors, developers, creators, etc., and I don't condone the use of my art and IP without my knowledge and explicit consent — especially when it's being used in a paid ad/sponsorship. It's extremely disrespectful and I have no respect for those who do it.

[daiwild]

"Leave, Just before Christmas? It's going to be my birthday, you know..."

[levia-san]

misc. hero and demon king rkgk

[hotchology]

[martyryo]

Prettiest girl at the retirement home 🌸

[thatguywhodoesstuff]

Behold, A REALLY Dumb Poll:

[funeralgreys]

[andwithinme]

Benrey being a cat

(can't believe I forgot to post this)

[avengerdaisy]

Wade Grey, Seth Ridley, Lucy Chen & Tim Bradford The Rookie 7x10 Chaos Agent

[babymorte]

moneybags is the tom nook of the spyro universe and i’m glad ripto took over avalar

[whumblr]

Stronger together

Whumper let out a soft sigh when he saw Caretaker with his precious Whumpee, standing in front of his price, protecting them. It was almost adorable; the rage on his face, the protective stance, the futility of it all. However...

"That's one of the first infractions we'll need to discuss after this, Whumpee..." His eyes snapped to them. "Disobeying orders. When I tell you to come alone, you come alone."

Something fluttered in Whumpee's chest at that. A threat that would have been a promise of severe punishment, had they been alone. But they weren't. And so they managed to stop themself from taking back a step, the tension escaping through a soft shivering gasp instead of a whimper.

"But... well, I can't say I didn't expect this." Whumper's growling tone turned almost whimsical and his smile widened, hungry eyes snapping to Caretaker and back to Whumpee.

Whumpee averted their eyes, watching Caretaker instead, standing a few paces in front of them. Their eyes fixed on his broad shoulders that were rigid with repressed rage, his shoulder blades tensing and relaxing against the fabric of his shirt. They were glad they brought him along when they received the threat to come. If they hadn't... They'd already be sitting in Whumper's car. Or worse. Together, they had a chance, they could end this, they were sa--

The blood drained from their face and they froze right where they stood.

A single red dot quivered over Caretaker's back, teasing up over his neck, and came to a stop, right on the back of his head. The laser remained fixed in place and when Caretaker turned towards them, it teased over his temple.

Whumpee whirled around, looking back over the deserted industrial area, searching for a glint in the darkness. The only place the sniper could be was in the building way behind them. And there was nothing close where they could jump behind to escape the laser.

Whumpee's gaze flicked from Caretaker's questioning eyes, back to Whumper in disbelief.

And Whumper simply brought a finger to his lips, tipping his head slightly down and leered at them, daring them to challenge that silent order.

Caretaker snapped back to face the threat in front of them, taking Whumpee's silence for a different kind of fear.

"They are not coming with you," he growled.

"Is that so. Well, shouldn’t we let them decide? Whumpee?" Whumper said, completely at ease and Whumpee flinched at the sound of their name. "Will you come with me?"

The sniper dot danced over Caretaker's neck and firmly stayed in the middle of the back of his head. Whumpee nearly fell to their knees.

"Yes," they whispered, and Caretaker whipped back in disbelief. They looked him in the eyes, expression pained, and looked back at Whumper. "Yes, I will."

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General whump tag list: @firewheeesky @myfriendcallsmeasickwoman19 @whumpawink @painsandconfusion @auroragehenna @chaotic-orphan @lolrpop @treasureguardingdragon @morning-star-whump

[velaris-fic-repository]

Kind of obsessed with an Archeron Sibling attending the High Lord’s Meeting whose strategy for dealing with Tamlin amounts to:

“I’m just going to wait until you’re done.“

“Excuse me?”

“You seem determined to make sure none of us get a word in edgewise until you make your point, so I’m just going to wait until you’re finished.”