#sub venom

[nickgoesinsane]

Venom being mad that Spider-Man!Reader moved next door, fully expecting his multiversal nemesis Peter Parker, but instead gets a rather lovely neighbor that has both him and Eddie weak at the knees :(

[pastelclovds]

drooling over the thought of eddie shyly riding you in a public bathroom stall. eddie and yourself were having lunch in a diner that had recently opened around. and you had the bright idea of dragging eddie to a cramped stall after you had repeatedly groped him into full hardness under the table. eddie holds onto the stall door like a life line while he bounces on your lap, biting his lip to muffle his moans and cries while doing so. eddie's riding is slow and cautious, he wants to reach his climax so badly. but his paranoia prevents him from going at the pace he wants to go. he tells himself that this is so embarrassing, you two shouldn't be doing this here, and what if someone comes in? "stop worrying about nobodies, let them hear us. let our pretty spider use us. i know you can go harder than that," venom growls inside eddie's head, "n-no, wait venom- ah!" eddie tries to protest, but it's in vain as venom suddenly controls eddie's body to move his hips faster against your cock. 

you chuckle under your palm as you witness eddie fucking himself dumb, though you also notice that it seemed controlled and robotic. "you're so greedy, venom. i'm not complaining, though." the symbiote groans after hearing your words and rides you faster. eddie is too lost in the pleasure to notice that someone has entered the bathroom, but they stopped walking when they heard the sounds of furious skin on skin slapping and eddie's pathetic moans. your identities were hidden behind the stall walls, so you couldn’t care less who listened. you cursed under your breath as you pulled eddie's hips down and spilled inside his ass to the brim. eddie and venom let out pleasurable noises in sync before coming all over the stall door. you heard footsteps running out of the bathroom as you catch your breath. venom lets out a shaky sigh before suggesting for a round two to eddie, to which eddie said hell no.

(i decided to be horny at 11:36 PM)

[yourlocalstranger123]

I know I said I was gonna take a break, but I don't wanna let someone who made a tag only use it unless it's only for them 👍 [also since im on a break and tired ima do reader that has...you know— you can also just imagine it is a strap.]

As you can see, this is a little rushed.

Eddie riding your cock trying to reach his climax as Venom kept pestering him to hurry so he can get his turn. It was fun seeing him argue with Venom while fucking himself dumb on your cock. He was getting sloppy, signaling he was close. You slammed him down on your cock as he arched his back, falling onto your chest. He smiled dumbly when he felt your cum fill him up.

Sadly, that ended when Venom finally took over. He took your limp cock and stroked it until it harden, licking his lips [I doubt he has any] he bottomed out on your cock. Groaning how tight he was since there wasn't any preparation. He hissed at the stretched heat, but soon pleasure took over. He kissed you although not experienced with this kind of thing. You helped him as you felt his tongue exploring. As he was getting sloppy, you switched position that made it go deeper. He gripped the sheets as you pounded him dumb. You both reached the Climax as Eddie came back sleeping. You cleaned him up, giving your shirt to him since his clothes were dirty.

For you @trianglesimp

[siren-serenity]

silly rant about sub! eddie brock and sub! venom thanks to @pastelclovds

siren puts her hands together, rubbing them evilly before clicking a button and showing the slides to eager/uneager watchers.

"okay," she pushes a lock of hair behind a ear. "i simply do not understand why is eddie dominating in so many fanfics? especially,"

her eyes glinted. "smut."

siren lays back in her chair before resuming her passionate speech.

"if you watch the movies, it's pretty clear that eddie brock is emotionally starved and also touchstarved. he is constantly shrunk into himself and just look at the state of his house! man needs someone who can take care of him because he is going down a very self-torturing path."

she looks away, coughing out a suspicious sounding 'me, i volunteer!' before rambling.

"and whenever eddie is trying to gain attention, even though he runs a news report-thingy (i forgot the specific term), he's not really confident and is actually quite shy. other than the times when his emotions get the better of him, he's quite withdrawn and doesn't have much friends other than Ms. Chen."

She clicks the button, moving to the next slide: Smut

"If we consider all these emotional factors, then why do people think he will dominate in bed?"

Siren's eyes are widened in genuine curiousity.

"Because it seems to me that he is more likely to bottom and maybe has a praise kink. Eddie's more likely to be begging with tears in his eyes, pleading with you to 'handle the situation down there, pleasepleaseplease!' than to actually make the move," she looks away, humming something about "can't wait to dom him so bad" before continuing. "The poor man probably has never received a compliment in his entire life with his shy, demure personality. Maybe once or twice for his news channel but about him? In my opinion, probably not."

"Moving on! Venom!" She clicks.

"Venom, in his natural state, probably is a switch," Siren holds a hand. "Let me explain!"

"Back in his planet, he mentions how he is the rut of the pack and is always the weaker one. Therefore, it's safe to assume that he was considered the omega and was bullied by the other symbiotes. But! When he came to Earth, he is now one of the strongest, so it might change the dynamics slightly."

Siren claps her hands together. "In the face of a strong, assertive dom, he will sub. Especially in during the heat cycle! His instincts of always being the weaker one will probably take over (considering how often it happened, it might be engraved in his head) and he will willingly beg for release with loud groans emitted, rumbling the walls."

"Maybe he might be a sub but topping sometimes?" She shrugged. "I mean, a couple of rounds would tire anyone, but considering that Venom is an alien, he could go for a couple more. So his urge to dom over a human might take over and would top and ride you while you lay on your back, groaning and moaning all the time."

Siren moved to switch off the projector before grinning. "Considering everything, I would just like to mention THAT THERE SHOULD BE MORE SUB! EDDIE AND SUB! VENOM CONTENT!"

She bangs her fist on the table. "I have exams, so I only have time to read. So! Write! Relax, no one will kill you for it (tumblr has plently of monsterfuckers-). If so! I! Will! Fight! For! You!!"

[loveless-venom]

What if we both had dog collars on? What if they were clipped to each other by a chain? What if that chain was so short that it forced our lips together??

[dreorig]

i can't stop thinking about housewife eddie.

of course, he'd still make sure the streets were safe as venom from time to time, but other than that? you'd have him all for yourself.

imagine every night coming home from work to be greeted by eddie with a kiss as you hold his waist tightly, a satisfaction in knowing he's yours only. unless it's some sort of special occasion, most of the time eddie wears only boxers and one of your shirts or hoodies that always look a little oversized on him — this way you'd have fast, easy access to his already stretched and lubed hole, just having to pull off his boxers and plug to fuck him senseless right away if you wanted.

or bending him down on the island while he was in the middle of cooking lunch and using him like the pretty cum dump he is — he'd first chuckle when you held his waist, chuckles quickly turning into needy whimpers as you moved your lips to kiss and suck on the soft skin of his neck, just making sure the already fading love bites looked bright again. he'd moan between a kiss when you palmed his fully hard bulge, feeling your strong chest and hardness pressing closely against him. eddie's constant and mildly desperate "ah, please~" pleading being replaced by "thank you, thank you" as you finally shoved your cock inside his still surprisingly tight hole.

eddie would be such a cute housewife ^—^

[h34rtbeat]

perv loser hyuka who cums in his pants from kissing u for the first time

OH EM GEEEEEEEE!!!!! IM GOING INSANE

FIRST TIME

pairings: pervy!nerd!hyuka x reader

warnings: mentions of panty stealing, he jerks off in ur bathroom, just rlly nasty and pervy hyuka!!, he jerk’s off in front of u (u ask for it tho)

Soft pants and grunts, as Kai’s hand wrapped around his cock.

Seated with his head between your legs, on the floor as you sat on the edge of your bed. Heavy breaths shared, as he came for a third time.

It was a study session— well, it was supposed to be one.

Your dear classmate, and friend, was so good at chemistry, it made your head ache. On one hand, you could fail. Other hand, you could call him over for a study session.

Though, the heavy textbook now sat on your desk, as your thighs coated hyukas head, cum coating his hand.

Cheeks reddened, begging you “please, please kiss me a-again, I-I… I like it so much..”

Who were you to deny? After all, it was a simple redundant. Keep kissing him, and he’d go into heaven.

Wet and moist sounds coming from his soiled hand, god you were so close, you smelled just like he imagined.

Your clothed pussy was so close to his face, he could feel the heat radiating off of you, as you leaned over for another kiss.

Tongue mixing with one another, coaxing him into what seemed as close to heaven as he could get.

“God.. hmmm.. hmph..!” You shut him up, he was just too cute.

Cumming in his own hand over and over, the same way he came into those panties he stole.

“God, Hyuka.. didn’t know you’d cum so much. M’not even touchin’ you.” You mumbled, tongue mixing with his.

His eyes rolling back, mouth agape at the feeling of you.

Perhaps he’d need… much more study sessions.

[shrowded-eng1ma]

MK1 Intro Dialogues with a Venom (SM2) Reader

Characters; Liu Kang, Kitana, Bi-Han, Ashrah.

Notes; Reader has the venom symbiont, hinted romance.

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Liu Kang; You must get rid of that symbiont!

Venom Reader: Why? It makes me stronger! Makes me more competent!

Liu Kang: Please! You need to head my warnings!

Venom Reader: The warnings of a god that failed to make a good timeline? Even with the power of destiny, your still a failure!

Venom Reader: We. Are Venom.

Liu Kang: No, your my friend.

Venom: You won’t take them away from me.

Liu Kang: I will be rid of you from them, demon!

Venom: You can’t take them, their anger towards you keeps them from you

Liu Kang: Spew your lies in the netherrealm demon.

Kitana: what happened to you!?

Venom Reader: Nothing bad, I’ve simply gained a power up.

Kitana: You’ve not been yourself. Please take the suit off

Venom Reader: How do you expect me to take, US, off?

Kitana: i COMMAND you to-

Venom Reader: YOU HOLD NO AUTHORITY OVER ME!!

Venom Reader: Why must you stand against me!?

Kitana: I stand against you, FOR you! The suit must come off!

Venom: We are free from you

Kitana: You are NOT y/n! I’ll end you to get them back to me!

Venom: We ARE Y/n, you will be ours soon~

Kitana: I do not belong to you, vile creature!

SubZero: You finally show your TRUE strength.

VenomReader: I have no idea why I was scared.

SubZero: You will obey me!

VenomReader: How can I trust a traitor?

SubZero: You dare go against me!?

VenomReader: I have no use following a traitor of his own realm!

VenomReader: You had it all, and threw it away. For what? Power?

SubZero: Who are YOU to criticize ME?

Venom: Failed in gaining power, failed as a brother and son. You’ll be a failure during Kombat to.

SubZero: Without y/n, YOU are pathetic and weak!

Venom: You don’t deserve to be cured

SubZero: As if I’d stoop so low to seeked help from YOU!

Ashrah: I sense evil from that… thing

VenomReader: DONT CALL US A THING!

Ashrah: Get out of them, demon!

VenomReader: your the only demon in sight!

Ashrah: I will rip that demon from your bones to free you!

VenomReader: Much like you did to your sisters?

VenomReader: You can’t even save yourself!

Ashrah: These are not your words.

Venom: Join us..~ and we will heal all the realms together~

Ashrah: I’ve been promised something like that before. I will not fall for it again!

Venom: Y/n is MINE!

Ashrah: Their heart only has room for one demon, me!

-Done

I’ll post another blog, this time with a SpiderMan reader (both adult and teen variants) with Shang Tsung, Sindel, Reptile, and Tanya.

[kinkyliterotica]

(This image belong to Sony and I do not claim ownership of it)

(Part 2)

Venom x OC Period Sex Smut

Summary: Shannon unexpectedly starts her period, Venom has a creative solution.

Warnings: Period sex, blood play, oral sex, rough sex, rough penetration

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Shannon, Eddie, and Venom had formed a much more intimate bond since their first night together. The initial lust was strong, and Shannon’s chemistry with Venom was substantial. There were moments when Eddie felt like he’d been sidelined by his own Symbiote.

He tried to remember that he fronted most of the time, Venom had little time and space to be free. Perhaps he owed Venom this.

That evening, Eddie invited Shannon over to cook. He was not an excellent chef, but he was eager to try. Anne had done most of the cooking during their relationship, and he was ready to prove himself as a partner.

Eddie was pan frying sausage while Venom mixed pancake batter. Shannon rang the doorbell, and Venom dropped the bowl on the counter, and extended himself to answer the door.

“Hello Darling.” Venom greeted her.

Shannon moved smoothly past Venom, “Hey, sorry I have to use the restroom. Give me a sec.”

Venom was caught off guard. Eddie had to remind him to close and lock the door. Venom’s wide white eyes watched Shannon as she headed to the bathroom. Eddie continued cooking, shaking the pan to flip the sausages.

“There is something wrong, can’t you feel it?” Venom asked Eddie, his head floating next to him.

Eddie dismissed him, “What’re you talking about? She just had to use the bathroom.”

“Listen to me Eddie, I smell blood.” Venom ground out.

That got Eddie’s attention. He killed the heat on the pan, and turned his attention towards Shannon. He rushed down the hall and knocked on the door.

“Hey, are you okay in there?” Eddie asked. Venom pressed his head against the door to listen.

Shannon sighed, “Yes, I’m fine.”

Eddie didn’t want to drop this issue, he pressed on, “Venom said he smelled blood.”

Shannon was irritated, “Could I get a little privacy please?”

Eddie held his tongue, he didn’t want to piss her off, but he needed to know what was going on.

“Just tell me, are you hurt? Should I be worried?” Eddie’s voice was laced with concern.

Suddenly Shannon pulled open the door, her underwear and pants were around her ankles. On the crotch of the pants there was a puddle of red. She had fresh red blood dripping down her legs. Her brows were drawn together in frustration.

Shannon’s voice was frantic, “I started my fucking period 3 days early, I don’t have any spare clothes, and I’m bleeding everywhere!”

Eddie couldn’t hold back his laugh. He hunched forward and gripped his stomach. The laughter burst from him.

“Oh shit,” Eddie exclaimed, “I thought it was something serious.”

Shannon’s mouth formed a dangerous looking frown.

“This is serious for me Eddie.” She said between clenched teeth, “It’s humiliating. I’m a grown woman.”

Eddie realized his reaction was less than ideal, “Sorry, sorry. Let me run down to the store and grab you some stuff alright? I did it for Annie all the time. You can borrow some of my clothes.”

Before Shannon could respond, Venom consumed him. Enveloping his form, and growing around Eddie.

“What a waste. Why not let me solve your problem?” Venom purred.

His tongue lashed out, flicking through the air. Saliva dripped from it and landed on the vinyl floor beneath them.

Shannon’s brows hit the ceiling. She had not expected this kind of reaction. She stumbled back, her hand grabbing the sink for support.

“What–what do you mean, Venom?” Her voice, a moment ago so full of anger, had faded down to a meek whimper.

Venom’s enormous black arms wrapped around her, forcing her down on top of the toilet. Her bare ass shivered against the cold porcelain. Her pants and underwear were still around her ankles.

“Sit back, relaaaaaaax…” Venom’s voice was equal parts hypnotic and eerie.

His hands were so large they easily closed around her biceps. His huge body was crammed between the wall and the toilet. He got onto his knees, his head hovered right above her bleeding cunt.

Her flow had just started, the blood was fresh, and quickly pooling inside of her. It leaked out of her hole just a bit.

Venom smiled, his teeth bared, enormous and terrifying. The tip of his tongue traced his lips like he was about to devour his favorite meal. His wide white eyes looked up at Shannon’s face for a moment. There was lust there, so much lust it frightened her.

All at once his tongue dove into her. The blood inside of her made a noticeable SQUELCH. It didn’t stop Venom from digging the fat muscle futher inside. He was moaning, growling. He withdrew for just a moment, her blood coated his tongue. He swallowed it, sighing contentedly.

“What a treat!” Venom said, “I want more.”

Before Shannon could respond, his tongue was back inside of her. Exploring her folds, and lapping up all of the blood. She couldn’t hold back her own moans. Her voice was foreign to her, full of meekness and hesitation.

It did feel good. Extremely good. But all the same it was strange, this was not what she’d been expecting. She knew that Venom had eaten people before, but she didn’t know about his affinity for blood drinking. It was entirely new to her, she’d never had a guy fetishize something like that. She wondered for a moment how Eddie felt about this, if he was enjoying himself, or just allowing Venom to indulge himself. Either way, it felt too good for her to risk stopping it. Venom was fronting, so she had to trust him.

Venom’s grip on her tightened, he was truly ravenous. The blood continued to flow from her hole, and Venom drank it like it was the sweetest thing he’d ever tasted. Shannon writhed and moaned as his tongue played with her cunt. The tip traced along her folds, leaving no part untouched.

Shannon was shivering, her body unable to resist but struggling to find comfort or purchase on the seat.

“The taste of fresh blood,” Venom’s voice was deep, “There is nothing like it. Eddie does not want to scare you, but you’re not scared, are you?”

Shannon cried out, “No, no, please, keep going!”

“Yes, yes, this is all mine. There is no shame, I want all of it.”

Venom lifted her up, holding her hips and ass in his enormous hands. He buried his face in her cunt. She grasped his head for support, nearly hitting the wall. She could barely register the sensation of his tongue lapping at her pussy. He was moving so fast, she was afraid his teeth would puncture her. She wrapped her arms around his head, trying to keep herself upright.

Venom’s pace was torturous. The sounds he made were primal and deep. Eddie was in there somewhere, but now, there was only Venom.

Venom pulled his tongue out of her. She let out a held breath, tears coming to her eyes. She was shivering, her heart racing beneath her breast.

“I want more. I’ll have to speed things along.”

Venom’s hands ran up her ass, along her back, until he held her upright entirely with his own hands. He slid her down onto the floor carefully, making sure she didn’t hit the door or the counter. When Shannon was about to get her bearings, Venom’s tentacles slithered out. His tentacles wrapped around his midsection, lifting her from the ground once again. Just enough that she could be flipped over onto her knees. Her hands came up to support herself, but one of Venom’s hands pushed her down.

Her ass was prone in the air, her cheek pressed against the fuzzy rug on the floor. Her arms were tucked under her form, no space to move, she was trapped. Before fear could overcome her, Venom used one of his thick long tentacles to prepare her cunt for him. It pressed in and out of her, stretching further, going deeper. The friction on the inside of her walls was maddening, she ground against him. The tentacle suddenly swelled, pushing the limits of what her cunt could take.

“Venom, please don’t break me!” She begged.

Venom purred, the appendage stretching her did not let up, but he did slow the pace down. He gently entered, and pulled out, dragging out the sensation. His form fell over her like a shadow. His mouth was by her ear.

“I will not break you, but I will make you bleed. Again and again for me.” His voice was a promise.

The tentacle slid out of her entrance, and was quickly replaced with the tip of his cock. The head was so much larger from the back, she knew that in this position she would be the most vulnerable. She tried to take a deep breath, and steady herself. But when his dark head pressed into her heat, she whimpered.

It hurt. It hurt so much. His girth was inhuman. There was nothing that could soften this. She knew by now that enduring was the best she could do until her walls adjusted. Her cunt would learn to take him eventually.

Venom let out a dark laugh. The sound rumbled in his chest, and vibrated against her back. She wondered what had caused him to laugh, but in a moment she felt it. When his tip hit her cervix, he had caused another wave of fresh blood to flow. She was bleeding on in, because of him. It lubricated her tight hole, and provided some relief.

Venom teased, “You’re coating my cock with your sweet red juices. Such a filthy Human.”

His hips drove into her, forcing her tits to drag across the small bathroom rug. Her pelvis strained from the effort of Venom slamming into her. Venom was primal now. Growing and drooling and using all of his strength to hurt her, just enough to make her bleed once again for him.

She wondered if Venom could keep this up all night.

[sturid]

A small list of fictional men that should be girl dads

John Wick

Billy Butcher

Soldier Boy

Eddie Brock

Matt Murdock

That one baker guy from Kiki’s Delivery Service

Bi-Han

Cole Cassidy/Jesse Mcree

Obi-Wan Kenobi

both Aziraphel and Crowley

Newt Scamander

Izzy Hands

Wolverine

[nickgoesinsane]

venom havinf a heat period and eddie feeling it so much that it leaves him all horny and bedridden- but venom takes over the body to seek spiderman!reader out so they can fill and knock them up thoroughly bc eddie is too shy to ask you to help them :3

You’re swinging through the city when you get tackled out of mid air. You panic for a split second, thinking that your spider sense is failing you, before you’re enveloped in a familiar substance that cushions your fall while an equally familiar figure settles on your lap.

“Oh,” You chuckle, surprised, and set your gloved hands on his massive thighs. “Hello?” The greeting sounds more like a question as you take notice of Venom’s hungry expression. You know he won’t eat you, so this must be something else.

Venom’s toothy grin widens, and he runs the flat of his tongue over his fangs. “Hello, pretty spider.” He greets you, slowly rolling his hips against you.

“Oh.” You say again, your eyes widening under your mask as the soaked folds of his pussy press down against your crotch, wetting the fabric of your costume. The sweet smell coats the back of your throat as you breathe it in, setting your body on fire. “What’s happening?” You ask even though your hands slide up to his hips, helping Venom rut against your clothed erection.

Venom hooks a clawed finger under your mask to pull it up and expose your mouth and nose. You’re immediately assaulted by the unfiltered scent of his pheromones. “We need you, pretty spider.” He replies, leaning down to trace the curve of your jaw with his tongue.

You hum distractedly, bucking your hips into the delicious friction. “Yeah, baby? Is that why you were acting weird this morning?Why didn’t you tell me?”

“Because Eddie is an insecure loser.” Venom points out, and you can hear Eddie’s muffled protests. “Yes, you are. You’re too embarrassed to tell them that we want them to breed us!” He tells Eddie, laying a massive hand on your chest to give a particularly firm grind.

“I can do that.” You say before they can keep arguing.

“See, Eddie?” Venom asks smugly, lifting himself for a moment to tug the lower part of your costume down just enough to free your hard cock. “Our spider wants to take care of us.”

“‘Course, sweetheart,” You groan, watching the puffy lips of his pussy stretch around your cock as the symbiote slowly sinks down to the base. His cunt is so fucking wet that you can feel the excess slick drip down your balls. “I’ll always take care of you both.”

[pastelclovds]

another dom reader x eddie brock but this time with a breeding kink 🙏🙏

like reader's so desperate to get eddie pregnant and fucking him to oblivion~

love, siren

hope you're doing well, amethyst!! sending you all my love <3

eddie had no idea what he was thinking letting himself get convinced by venom of all beings to do something as lewd as this. but ever since you helped him and venom with their… heat (he was still having trouble understanding that those will be daily things in his life from now on), he had been thinking about how good it felt to be taken care of by you.

especially when he let venom take control, eddie could still feel everything. and he thought he would never live to see the day where having a pussy would actually feel amazing. especially when you filled them both up with your cum, feeling it drip out of his cunt and down your shaft. it was so warm.

eddie wanted more, and he knew for a fact that venom felt the same way. which leads them to this moment right now, allowing venom to make a pussy between his dick and asshole and you gripping onto his hips and making him shift up and down your cock.

you filled him up so perfectly. with every move his hips make, your cock keeps hitting all of his sweet spots and making his toes curl in pleasure. eddie could hear venom purrs and moans inside his head, begging you to go faster and harder, even though he knew you couldn’t hear him.

“haa- p-please, m-move faster,” eddie managed to groan out, his head was stuck between you pounding his pussy and hearing venom’s dirty words.

“f-fucking feels so good, breed us, use our cunt! their hands feel so good on our body eddie, ask them to choke us next.”

“oh god, o-oh fucking hell- use us please-“ eddie couldn’t finish his ramble when you suddenly made him switch positions so that his face was plush against the mattress as you pinned his hands beside him. he could feel your lips against his ear say, “I will use this perfect cunt as my cum dispenser, fill you both up to the brim until it’s overflowing,”

another thought pops into your head,

“and if I’m lucky, maybe I could fuck a baby into you two, my baby.” that sentence was the end for eddie and venom, their pussy gushed around your cock and their dick spurted ropes of cum onto the sheets of your bed, but you continued drilling into them, using their pussy for your own pleasure until you climaxed inside them.

eddie panted breathlessly, his eyes closed in bliss as venom purred loudly at the feeling of your warmth. “Round two, pretty boys?”

eddie opened his eyes, and with a euphoric smile he and venom said,

“yes.”

“yes.”

tags: @trianglesimp, @monsterinmyboxers, and @pulpbeing

[thevondoom62]

This combination of characters might seem insane, perhaps even more than usual, BUT they all do have something in common. They're all my favorite characters to play as from some of my favorite beat 'em ups of all time.

Casey Jones from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder's Revenge

Ramona Flowers from Scott Pilgrim vs the World

Venom from Spider-Man & Venom: Maximum Carnage

Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks

[loveless-venom]

I was not built to work a job....I need to be puppied....need to be shushed and told that everything's okay as they slide into me and fill me up

[vvizardz]

Look me in the eye and try to truthfully tell me that Eddie is not some sort of metalhead

[howlingday]

SUB-ZERO WEISS AU

Plot: Weiss has a symbiote

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???: I WANT A COOL NAME.

Weiss: What?

???: LIKE VENOM, OR CARNAGE, OR RIOT, OR TOXIN, OR PHAGE... GIVE ME A COOL NAME, WEISS!

Weiss: Wha- Where did you get that comic book?!

???: I STOLE IT FROM THE TALL BLOND ONE NEXT DOOR.

Weiss: Okay, then how about... Chuck?

???: CHUCK?! CHUCK?! TAKE THIS MORE SERIOUSLY, WEISS!

Weiss: Ugh! Stop! You're spitting in my coffee!

???: I WILL SPIT UNTIL YOU GIVE ME A COOL NAME!

Weiss: Fine, fine! Your name will be... Zero. Because I have ZERO patience for you.

???: ZERO... ZERO...

Zero: YES! YES! I LIKE IT! ZERO LIKES IT!

Weiss: Okay, good... You can stop slobbering on me, Zero...

Zero: YES! YES! SAY MY NAME MORE! PRAISE ME!