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[keeperofdarkness22]

Class of Nuke 'Em High Part II: Subhumanoid Meltdown | 1991

[roxysretrodrive-in]

Retro Trailer: Class of Nuke 'Em High (1986)

Fun Fact: The sequel to this, Class of Nuke 'Em High 2: Subhumanoid Meltdown, was filmed at my high school! I originally planned on having that movie's trailer for this slot but the only "trailer" I found for it was a three minute music video with just... so much nudity. Maybe I'll grow the balls (or, in my case, the ovaries) to post it eventually. Anyway, enjoy this one for the time being.

Disclaimer: I am not associated with the uploader nor the creators of this trailer.

[ministry-of-dark-magic]

Hey, Home can you define what the “Good” gods churches consider as evil?

Absolutely

Basic things: humanoids are usually considered neutral or good to boot.

Subhumanoid creatures (toyfolk, anthropomorphs, half humanoids) are usually flat neutral unless they can convince people they're good (or do something wrong and are forced into the evil category)

Monsters like Naga, Lycanthropes, Dragons, Killer Rabbits/Bunnies regardless of if we're anthropomorphic or not, are always evil in their books.

Actions have sway for Humanoids and Subhumanoids. Actions, like helping people, working "lowly" jobs, or serving at local temples are all considered Good or neutral. Actions like hurting animals/people, stealing, and arson are evil.

Moral value, meaning how likely you are to preform the mentioned actions plays a part in your chaotic/neutral/lawful alignments.

Basically: there was no way for Rage, Myself, or Jealousy to be considered good, only neutral, because of our species.

[visplay]

Chris: The Class of Nuke ‘em High 3 is a Troma comedy direct sequel to Nuke ‘em High 2 with the same lead, this time following his mutant twin kids, has some neat mutants, not as good as Nuke ‘em High 2, recommended only for fans following the series, Watch: On Subscription Service.

Richie: I actually think it was better than the last one because it was less chaotic, it didn’t bother me as much as the last one, Watch: On Subscription Service.

[monstermaster13]

Don’t Be A Moron On The Internet.

Once there was a league of really horrible people known as the League of Idiots, these guys belonged to a website called Moron-Barn, a website ‘dedicated’ finding out lulcows and making them look like idiots when in actually they were the idiots, sometimes picking on people that didn’t deserve it in the slightest such as Mariana Hanks who they kept shaming and misgendering even though she had the right to use male pronouns because there was no rule that said she couldn’t use those pronouns.

The members consisted of PutridKid…an ex super-sidekick who was a grotesque subhumanoid with puke based powers, Baconator whose only power was turning into bacon that was extremely burned, Rock-Hard-Arby whose only abnormal trait was that he was cursed to have skin that constantly cracked like it was made of marble, and Skroat Sneeb…who had only had one power and that power was very much just being a walking sex joke. These guys very much hated Mariana for being different and picked on her for being interested in weird things, their biggest forum thread was nothing but old screencaps of her comments that they took out of context.

One night Mariana decided she had enough of being treated like well…you know, by them and decided she wanted to get revenge so she called on the powers of darkness, the darkness influenced her and turned her into a being that could punish them for their actions, she used her supposed real form to fool them, looking as gross and ugly as possible. After posting a screencap from last year, Skroat was about to find out just how wrong he was…’This post from a year ago is from a video that is a repost of a video that doesn’t exist any more but that doesn’t stop me from saying how I like that she admits to being crazy yet she gets offended at being mispronouned. Male is a sex.’

Skroat of course was ignorant and he didn’t think that it was right for a woman to use male pronouns, but because he had been taught to be a biggot by the others. ‘You’re a woman, yet you use male pronouns?’ ‘There is no law against that but there should be one against you.’ Mariana responded. ‘Well too bad, huh?’

That’s when he knew he screwed up, as Mariana’s eyes glowed a supernatural greenish glow and she transformed into her actual real form which was more attractive. ‘Gotcha. That short, dumpy hairy form of mine…yeah, that is a disguise to distract you from what i’m actually like.’ ‘So that ugly form is a disguise?’

She smirked as she looked over at him…’Since you like to misgender me and you think that digging up my past is cool, how would you like to see what it’s like to be female? Since you’re not going to do anything good with your current form how about I give you my ugly form?’ ‘What do you mean by that?’ before he had the chance to even react he heard a gurgling sound coming from his stomach which inflated and developed some hairs on it, as the hairs travelled up his arms which also broadened as his hands shrank in shape but also became a bit meatier as his fingernails lengthened.

The hairs also spread onto his legs which contorted into a more womanly pair as two round formations slowly blossomed on his chest which formed into bossoms that were at least more than two triple C cups, and he also gained some pimples on his back, as he gained some furo n his body as well.

He groaned as his rear plumped up, splitting his ratty jeans down in the middle and making them into shorts as his feet shrank and enlarged, he knew now that he messed up and he tried to take back his words, but now the words of ‘if she didn’t comment on it, she would have been forgotten very easily’ were echoing in his mind and making his mind react to this, now the male pronoun ‘he’ didn’t seem right to ‘her’. She groaned as her shoulders retracted in size and her neckline altered, her hair turning from its ratty auburn color to a dark brown and growing messier as she developed pimples on her face while her eyebrows thickened and her nose enlarged, her skin became softer and paler too.

She didn’t recognize herself anymore…as she found herself starting to think that she was Mariana and this was natural, ‘Skroat’ sounded like a name someone who was trying to be gross was using, ‘Mariana’ looked at herself for a bit as her features warped to look like the real Mariana’s ugly form. Her privates retracted but she didn’t need those anyway, sex was never an issue to her as her voice changed, and developed a British accent.

She looked a bit like a humanoid gorilla but she didn’t mind, she didn’t care for beauty, she was now Mariana and she was okay with that. Meanwhile the real Mariana turned to PutridKid who seemed to be hyperfixated on cows…’Oh you like cows, huh? Well then..how do you like this?’

Mariana clicked her fingers and as she did, PutridKid noticed that creme-ish fur was creeping up his arms which were bulking up, and then he felt a tingling sensation in his hands as his fingers hardened and fused together, resembling flexible hooves more than hands as his stomach enlarged, causing several of the buttons on his shirt to pop up and one of his jean buttons also popped off too as his legs enlarged.

“Am I turning into a cow?”

“Well actually not just any cow…a certain cartoon cow.”

He gulped as his privates retracted and he saw four nipples of sorts forming below his stomach which formed into teets, which formed into an udder which burst the front of his jeans open, exposing his new udder to everyone. His whole body slowly gained weight with each passing minute, making him heavier and heavier and making his clothing tighter and tighter, finally..with a rip his pants tore off, exposing his much rear and udder to everyone who was watching him and laughing.

But that wasn’t all through, he noticed his legs altering too as his socks ripped open to allow his feet to alter, becoming hooved feet to match his hands as a tail like that of a cow emerged from his rear. He panicked as two brown spots formed on his back. Two short yellow horns emerged out of the top of his head as his ears became bovine-like, his eyes widened as his face slowly pushed into a bovine muzzle…even though he was a cow, he could still talk and was intelligent, but his voice altered and changed…to sound like Charlie Addler doing a female voice, as he or rather ‘she’ at this point knew who she was becoming, she was becoming Cow from the Cartoon Network show Cow and Chicken.

PutridKid…or rather…just ‘Cow’ now cried out but she found it wasn’t so bad as she forgot all about being a part of Moron-Barn and just remembered being a lovable sister to ‘Chicken’ and a ‘fairy princess’. ‘I am sorry for what I did. I didn’t know.’ ‘It’s alright, you made a mistake and bet on the wrong side.’ Mariana turned towards Baconator, who seemed to be trying to demean her.

“Oh so you like trying to roast me, do you?”

“Uhhhh…I don’t know, yeah…I do.”

‘Well since you like roasting pigs so much, how about you actually become one?’ She concentrated her dark powers on him and she did, Baconator found himself bloating up as his skin turned a much pinker than normal tone, he looked at his chest and he reached out to touch it only to found two round formations slowly developing on them, blossoming out into what was commonly known as breasts.

He panicked as he looked at his hands which had softened, his whole body plumped up as his clothing contorted into a glamorous blue gown and a mink coat as his hips flared out, his back arched as his hips flared out and his feet slowly became two-toed trotters that could still fit in shoes, as his shoes became a pair of red sandals. He panicked even more as his privates retracted. But the panic began to subside when he heard the word ‘Piggy’ in his head, which made him think differently about this situation, or rather ‘Miss Piggy’ because he began to think he was this ‘Miss Piggy’ in question.

His neckline altered as his hair lengthened, turning from brown to blonde and growing down to his shoulders as his ears shifted to look like those of a pig, eyelashes blossomed around his eyes as eyeshadow was applied around them and his eyes in general turned blue, his nose enlarged and began to reshape itself…his face pushing into a cute sort of half porcine snout/muzzle as his voice feminized, inside his mind the name ‘Miss Piggy’ was echoing and now that’s when he realized, he wasn’t born a he…but a ‘she’, she was now Miss Piggy, then again she had always been Miss Piggy. Miss Piggy looked at the clothes in her ‘former self’s’ wardrobe and threw them out. ‘Ick, how passe and gouache. I can’t imagine anyone wearing these in public.’

When her transformation finished she felt much better and she apologized to Mariana..’That was terribly rude of me to judge you based on what you like. Please forgive moi.’ ‘No worries, I forgive you.’ Mariana hugged them and then used a spell to vanquish the forum thread all about her to the forum graveyard, where it was buried and then taken all the way up to forum thread heaven where it was allowed to rest in peace and move on.

“Thank you for understanding…”

‘And now there’s one more thing left…’ Mariana concentrated as she shifted in form once again, this time turning into Demi Moore and using a spell to erase her ugly form to make it so she never had that form. ‘This is much better. I hated that ugly form anyway, it was too short and I couldn’t show off how awesome I am in that form, too short and hairy for my liking. Now this is way sexier, this is my new natural form. But that doesn’t mean I cannot be male if I want to, oh no.’

And thus with that Mariana had finished what she had set out to do as the rest of the MoronBarn admins and members eventually found out what appeared to their ex-members and got transformed as well, rumor has it that some of them went into hiding afterwards after the site got found out and reported for being a den of harassment and everything-LGBTQIA-phobia, and another rumor has it that the head admin in charge of the site already had left this universe long before it started.

Like with all stories here comes a vital lesson, remember..if you ever try to dig up a dead forum thread by using screencaps that are of a post from a year ago and if you ever try to attack anyone for identifying as another gender or even another species, there will be hell to pay, anyone can use any pronoun, a man can use ‘she’ and a ‘woman’ can use he or even they, and there is no law that says that he or she can’t use pronouns that fit them.

[ecult]

Dedderz got sum live shows coming up this month at The Vanguard in Newtown, Sydney >> Performing alongside screenings of your fave TROMA Movies! 23rd & 30th April. Looking [>>] fast-forward to this! Will be a fun night of Toxic-Schlock 4 all cretinz, subhumanoidz, mutants n’ missing links! More info soon! #troma #dedderz @dedderz_music @tromateam @lloydkaufman #schlock #horror #synthwave #darkwave #dreadwave #newmodz #mod #cretin #subhumanoid #newmutants #mutant #mutantz #mutants #movie #movienight #thevanguard #newtown #classofnukeemhigh #returntonukeemhigh #horrormovies #cosplay Photo by Thommy Gunn https://www.instagram.com/p/BwD6vSOFPXP/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1aizxhc3h1554

[videoreligion]

Class of Nuke 'Em High Part II: Subhumanoid Meltdown (1991)

[badmovieihave]

Bad movie I have  Class of Nuke ’Em High 3 :The Good the Bad and the Subhumanoid 1994

[stillsmybeatingheart]

[michaelvarrati]

It’s a subhumanoid meltdown! This week, Peaches and Michael rally for “reel” independence as they celebrate Troma Entertainment, the legendary studio that has built a bonafide cult thanks to decades of subversive cinema. In addition to discussing such Tromatic films as THE TOXIC AVENGER and CLASS OF NUKE ‘EM HIGH, our hosts explore the notion of what it means to curate a film landscape that constantly bucks the mainstream. Joining the discussion is the legendary co-founder of Troma himself, Lloyd Kaufman, who shares a bit of his history going against the grain. Then, genre icon Tiffany Shepis stops by to discuss her TROMEO beginnings and what lessons from those punk rock cinema days she still carries with her.  From Toxie to filmmaking moxy, this episode has it all! Go! Wherever podcasts are found! 

[ryanmoody]

Cult Moody’s 31 Films for Halloween - Final

My  yearly Halloween film selections to celebrate the holiday! These  include horror, sci-fi, cult, B-Movie or Exploitation films I have never  seen.

This year I decided to have a theme - all sequels!  (with the exception of The Curse of Frankenstein and X the Unknown).

22. Class of Nuke 'Em High Part II: Subhumanoid Meltdown (1991) 23. House IV (1992) 24. Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992) 25. Night of the Demons 2 (1994) 26. Class of Nuke 'Em High Part 3: The Good, the Bad and the Subhumanoid (1994) 27. The Rage: Carrie 2 (1999) 28. Red Dragon (2002) 29. Embodiment of Evil (2008) 30. The Nun (2018) 31. Annabelle Comes Home (2019)

Part 1 here - https://ryanmoody.tumblr.com/post/631629764690673664/cult-moodys-31-films-for-halloween-week-1-my

Part 2 here = https://ryanmoody.tumblr.com/post/632105123479453696/cult-moodys-31-films-for-halloween-week-2-my

Part 3 here - https://ryanmoody.tumblr.com/post/632650356981137409/cult-moodys-31-films-for-halloween-week-3-my

[book--club]

47. 4/20/2020- Armageddon(1998); Class of Nuke 'Em High(1986); Class of Nuke 'Em High Part 2: Subhumanoid Meltdown(1991)

[critical-quit]

I always knew you were a massively retarded subhumanoid but the fact you are legit autistic at least serves to explain why you act the way you are

damn, anon hate? in 2019? incredible

[visplay]

Chris: The Class of Nuke ‘em High 2 is a wacky sci-fi / comedy / horror by Troma, has monsters and animation with a kaiju problem and a Flash Gordon hero, underrated and amusing, Watch: On Subscription Service.

Richie: It was weird but not as good as the original, Watch: When Free.

[toywalker]

Cro-Man figure # 7: Boarthal, Craytor's fierce subhumanoid warrior of destruction. "The beast lies within every man, but no man within the beast. There is a gap between beast and man. You call it doubt, the doubt in yourself! Our greatest strength is also source to our greatest weakness. Beware of the beast, Cro-Man! Because there is not a single hint of doubt in it." ⚔️ ⚔️ ⚔️ ⚔️ ⚔️ ⚔️ ⚔️ ⚔️ ⚔️ ⚔️ #cromanconquerorofiron #nietzsche #willtopower #subhuman #swordandsorcery #frazetta #ConanTheBarbarian #fivepointfive #motuko #baltard #galaxywarriors #barbarianfantasy https://www.instagram.com/p/B_CFWlAAzTk/?igshid=13y7nlxjev6y7