#suck your dick

[anemonelovesfiction]

Who would you let…

[dickvandutch]

sigh. Circumcised: -Bill, military -Javier, catholic and in the 1800s that was a thing for them for a while -Hosea, presumably Jewish -Pearson, military -Trelawny, british 'person' -Sean, presumably catholic + Irish -Kieran, we see his PP and i think it's cut -------- Un-Circumcised: -Arthur, trans -Charles, native + family didn't have a reason to -Swanson, idk -Micah, bc I don't want to think about it -Strauss, same -Dutch, no reason to -Uncle, please dont make me think about it -Lenny, no reason to -John, they found him in the trash why would he be circumcised

You are the only God I believe in.

[dickvandutch]

Cum on my.mf faceeeeeeeee

[greelin]

yes i am full of love but also? insurmountable rage

[inkyray]

please please please for once in my life let me get what i want

[xoxoemynn]

I know it shouldn't surprise me, but it's frustrating af to step outside the fandom and read about OFMD's cancellation on more general entertainment sites and see the majority of reactions be along the lines of "oh well it was probably Taika being over it, he always gave me the ick anyway so, whatever," and then often devolving into comments about his personal life, or conspiracy theories that can be disproven if you use your brains for 30 seconds or maybe step outside and touch grass idk idk.

And this isn't me saying "omg how could you dislike Taika" bc truly unless you're being racist or antisemitic (which, let's be real, many are), I don't give a fuck what you think about him.

But the point remains that if you have a show that is all about celebrating queer joy and finding yourself later in life, that has a diverse cast of characters in terms of race, ethnicity, sexuality, and body type, that was WRITTEN by a diverse group of writers, that is receiving praise from critics and fans alike, that from all reports was one of Max's most successful shows despite them doing next to no promotion the first season, that had two successful seasons and the creator is on the record saying he had a plan to tell the entire story in three, and it gets CANCELED.

I don't give a fuck how you feel about Taika, or how you feel about OFMD. You SHOULD be concerned about that. Because your show is next.

And before you come at me with "it's just a show, have you seen what's happening in the world?" Yeah. I fucking have. And the arts matter. They have always mattered. It's how we've shared stories and fostered communities and passed down what's important to us as a society. And they've brought us joy. And I don't know about you, but I think we could all do with a fuckton more joy in our lives.

This is absolutely a huge loss, and unfortunately it's not going to be the last as streaming services continue to go deeper in crisis. If that doesn't concern you, idk, go enjoy yourself watching season 47 of The Bachelor.

[dickvandutch]

Nah .... Dutch is fucking godd damn hot send tweertttttt I love when he's stupid and feral u sadistic crazy mf get in this pussy dp with hosea on godd lmaooo

[lyekisses]

listen sometimes you just have to gaze at your best friend slash self proclaimed soulmate with 20 years worth of love and affection in your eyes. and also like you desire them carnally.

[nuka-rockit]

[bigcatbulges]

Source - maiyabuhantang

[sukunasweetheart]

I think i might pass THE FUCK out

[girlboyburger]

nothing to boil the blood in the morning quite like coming across an etsy page of AI generated furry adopts and going "okay, well, surely no one's *buying* these seven fingered airbrushed freaks," but, alas. almost 600 sales. making literal hundreds of dollars off of stolen work. fuck off and blow up.

[bloodypeachblog]

WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT GOTH PETER?!

GUYS.

[hoesformatt]

NO THE FUCK HE DID NOT

matthew bernard sturniolo the man you are…

hoes (me) for matt LIKE FUCK

bro i’m creaming on it, my juices are gonna be all over it, his dick finna be limp when i’m done oms. I need it abusing my hole, tearing my pussy up, doing it front back and side, till our liquids can fill a bathtub

[girlboypower]

behold, the funniest twitter thread that was never intended to be a joke, courtesy of ben "too dumb to understand a movie that literally explains itself to you at the end" shapiro

[limu-citrus]

What if he showed up in your room at 2 AM