The best duo Halsey and yoongi
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Suga: you know really when you think about it you should be the mom.
Daichi: ???? what do you mean????
Suga: everyone calls you the Dad but, like, you know everyone's birthdays, allergies, which classes they're failing. You're clearly the mom. I should be the dad.
Daichi: You should be the dad??? Based on what???
Suga: Doing the absolute bear minimum and getting praised for it.
Daichi:
Suga: I gave Hinata a fruit cup once and he hasn't stopped talked about how kind and considerate and well prepared I am.
Daichi:
Suga:
Daichi: Is that where that went?
Suga: yeah I took it out of your bag.
Daichi: I thought I was going crazy.
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jungkook : bitch
jimin : *blocked*
jungkook, calling jimin : wait, unblock me I've something to tell you
jimin : *unblocked*
jungkook : bitch
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okay visualize a scene with me. Karasuno gymnasium. monday morning, bright and early. Suga is telling a story about the day he and Daichi had spent together over the weekend to the team. Tanaka gives him a wink-wink nudge-nudge - "its so obvious you like him, you smile every time you say his name!" Suga, of course, is very defensive. "No I dont! you just have to move your mouth like that for the syllables!!" the team disagrees. No, they say. No I'm pretty sure that's not true. So they start testing it. "daichi" "daichi" daichi". its about now that Daichi arrives at the gymnasium. specifically, he arrives to his entire team completely emotionlessly chanting his name in a circle around Suga. "why?" he asks, after an appropriately long time of staring in bafflement. Surely there will be a sane explanation for this? "nobody is smiling when they say your name!" hinata shouts. this does not make the situation better.
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Suga: Will you be the “A” to my “gay”?
Tanaka: Will you be the “I” to my “bi”?
Nishinoya: Will you be the “I” to my “pride”?
Kageyama, stuttering: Will- uhm erm, uh.. g-gay?
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