#surely. surely. (clueless)

[kizzer55555]

The Vampire Aesthetic

Ok so Danny knows two billionaires personally and they really couldn’t be more different. Yet they had one thing in common. A vampire aesthetic. Sam is fully into goth. Spiderwebs, bats, the color black. She enjoys fangs and fake blood and the darkness of her soul. Meanwhile, Vlad is Vlad. If his name wasn’t enough, the dark clothing, pale skin, and flying around with a cape and fangs with coffins in his mansion really sells it.

Danny doesn’t know many rich people so he thinks this might be some kind of trend. (If Paulina is rich, her family likes the chupacabra) So he just thinks that all rich people have some kind of vampire thing going on.

Cue Danny somehow ending in the Wayne household. Maybe he was brought over as a friend of one of the bats, maybe rescued from a field trip/vacation gone wrong, maybe some other situation. But he is there in civilian form with civilian Waynes and Danny just takes a good long look around the inside of the mansion.

“So where’s the vampire aesthetic?

Everyone freezes.

Danny just starts looking around, checking behind paintings and feeling the walls for secret levers. Used to secret passages with Vlad and possibly Sam. The Fentons definitely had them when they were temporarily rich.

“Come on, I know you guys are hiding it.”

Cue the entire batfamily thinking that this is another Tim and that he is fully aware that these people are the batfamily. Danny hangs around the mansion more and the bats just start dropping their disguises and not even bothering to hide stuff around Danny because they assume he already knows. (Possibly even trying to recruit him to be a new bat) Meanwhile, Danny, who does not know these people are batman and his birds, just does not pick up on any of it.

He grew up in a health violation with a giant ballon observatory lab above his head and a portal to the afterlife in his basement. He is a half dead teenager who has tea with the god of time and his godfather is the other parent to his clone child. He’s used to death lazers being scattered across his home and mysterious stains on clothing.

People are weird! He doesn’t judge!

[letmebegaytodd]

>horror movie character says "the nightmare is finally over"

>look at the remaining runtime

>15 minutes left

[artilite]

some sort of siffering for @drabdoodler ;;; how is he moving... woah!!

would appreciate it if this wasn't used for pfps for the time being, thank you! <3 (this may change in the future haha)

[buggleboos]

ah, it's Sanji again.

[flovoid]

[noxemma]

I'm sure this has already been done, but I was rewatching Two Towers and I could not unsee the parallels of Aragorn trying to return Arwen's necklace and the mix tape scene from 12x19 🫠

[star-vanguard]

Late happy pride!

This was supposed to be done last week but my brain gets in the way sometimes!

In Japan, June is a common month to get married in, so I thought I'd mix the two ideas.

[sleepy-harper]

uhmm hai :3 Could i perhaps... request a baby regression curly moodboard. from mouthwashing? Specifically with like cute space themes!!

blue space themed babyre curly moodboard 4 anon

[frenchublog]

suit tutorial

[pulpfanfiction]

you should recommend me some ps2 games you consider to be Important. i want to fill out my [LEGALLY PURCHASED] collection more.

[cassielsunstone]

Barf the Friendly Bokoblin :)

[luifaro]

thinking about flowey and chara again and imagining how much worse it could've been if they were stuck together instead. like they're trapped in the flower and can hear each other's every thought whether they want to or not. they have to figure this out together, they have no other choice.

[maeed2103]

People often mistake Luffys indifference for ignorance and I’m here to set the record straight:

Luffy is aware of others and their emotions and what goes on around him, he just doesn’t give a fuck outright until you see him giving one.

Throughout the series we see Luffy beating the crap out of someone who’s an ally, for what at first may seem like no reason but in reality is because they are disrespecting a core belief of his or disrespecting themselves.

A great example is when he slapped Vivi (gay on gay crime lmao). He did so because he not only wanted to “snap her out” of her train of thought but he was also so angry that him and his crew were not being seen as her friends, that he was not trusted enough to be someone she could lean on when he had been there throughout their time in Alabasta. Vivi was also being selfless to a point of self destruction, trying to push away the straw hat crew, thinking of herself as a martyr, the only person capable of saving her country. So luffy had to show her reason in classic Luffy fashion.

Luffy is aware, he’s not just some kid playing pirates like everyone often thinks he is. Luffy strives for true freedom, he challenges the world government, he sees how corrupt the government is and denounces them entirely. He punches a celestial dragon because he doesn’t believe in power structures and believes every asshole deserves to be put in place.

Luffy is an anarchist. To be against the government and to start revolutions requires critical thinking.

[rebelwriter99]

OK I have seen one too many interesting posts.

Where does a human being acquire the death/injury fox sport books/stories? I know the acronym (I think?) but not the title of book one or the author.

I know the ship names before I’ve read the book. Andreil yes? Beloved mutuals please come to my rescue so I can feed my adhd with a hyperfixation I’m getting book fomo at midnight on a Sunday 😅

[literallymikewheeler]

katniss: "wtf no im not in love with peeta???"

also katniss:

"no one has held me like this in such a long time. since my father died and i stopped trusting my mother, no one else’s arms have made me feel this safe."

[tropicalcontinental]

I'm losing my mind and it's all Collin's fault + sibling headcanon

Grief this grief that AAAGHhh anyway demigirl Collin idk if he knows or not considering the whole Grief(tm) thing and distancing away from all emotion other than prick, or if she's closted, but yeah demigirl Collin (he/she/they)