#swiss army

[terzosboyfriend]

Jesus christ, can people PLEASE shut up about drama for 5 seconds? Literally nothing has been confirmed on Swiss' disappearance other than him not being at a ritual. Stop cheering, stop going around saying he was fired, stop spreading shit that you don't know the right answer to. I literally don't touch Twitter, yet I'm still hearing the bullshit rumors because they're spreading to other socials. When are y'all gonna realize that just because you hear something, it doesn't mean it's true. Yes, jutty announced a dragtalk thing only to cancel it, but it doesn't directly mean he's been kicked out. The concert would've been during a break for Ghost. Literally shut the fuck uppppp. You are insufferable.

You all need to learn that just because you're spamming all of Ghost's posts with "#FireJuttyTaylor" it may literally do nothing, stop immediately assuming that y'all did something.

I would also like to point out that spamming that and all of that not only questions Ghost's integrity but also Tobias'. I understand wanting him fired over these accusations, i really do as a victim of sexual assault. But you need to understand that all of this is just he said she said, the person could be lying, Jutty could have done it, none of us saw it so we don't know. But trying to ruin a man's life over baseless accusations is actually crazy. Sending death threats to not only him but the people he associates with is actually crazy. If you don't like him because of the accusations, that's 100% valid, but harassing him, harassing his friends/family, and harassing Ghost is way out of line.

Anyways back to my regularly scheduled horny bullshit.

[kply-industries]

[multi-fandom-of-madness]

Thinking about Swiss being part earth ghoul and instead of putting clasps in his hair, he has little vines and flowers coiling around each loc/braid

[victusinveritas]

I just posted this in a thing about military chic, but now I'm posting it here because I am. Deal with it if that bothers you (this site is free, you can always just leave or unfollow me). For people who want a military chic look made from actual military stuff, some tips from an ex military surplus store worker and briefly online seller...

I recommend the Swiss wool coat highly with one caveat. It looks a little...German, but it's amazing quality (because the Swiss believe in quality), and if you go for one of the slash-pocketed ones they are just gorgeous (the older horizontal pockets are fine too). It comes in long and short varieties, and the rolled French cuffs are handy if your arms are a bit longer. It's a lighter weight wool coat, good for up to 45F and down to about 20F, colder with a sweater. I recommend the older ones with metal buttons, but there's a later plastic/bakelite button version that works well enough too. They make corresponding trousers that are great, but at that point you are going in almost full uniform, so I recommend switching it up with a good pair of Swedish or German (postwar) wool trousers just so you don't look too much like a certain type of 'German history enthusiast.'

Here's a link to one on eBay. They tend to run about $70-$150, plus shipping, so watch where you order them from because if you're getting something from Lithuania, shipping's going to be a bit. To defunkify anything (and there will be funk most probably), I recommend handwashing or soaking that shit in a mild detergent or Woolite.

However... Don't sleep on Bulgarian Army surplus. Their wool greatcoats are made on the Russian/Soviet WWI/WWII pattern, single breasted and slightly offset. Middle weight, with enough room for a sweater depending on what size you order relative to your build. Plus, there's usually an inner pocket for your trusty Makarov while you hunt for enemies of the Revolution or whatever. Again, it's got the French cuffs, and those are just lovely.

Or you have your US Army greatcoat. A beast, but wonderfully warm:

And then there's the US Marine WWII wool coat. This one is a steal at $48, but you'll have to be small enough to fit into it.

It's what I would call a forest green, darker than the mustard-green color of the US Army coat, and the wool is less coarse, this is a coat you could live in, especially if it still has the silk lining. It's thick enough, but not so thick you can't move around in it (that's true for all the coats listed here). You can get it (and the US Army greatcoat) in a cutdown, jeep coat style. It's shorter and made for, as you guessed, hopping in and out of a jeep without getting snagged on anything so you can go send whatever fascists you need to to their reward. Nice, but you'll want a good pair of trousers with it (again, check out the USMC wool trousers from this era, they're handy). The quality on this is second only to the Swiss stuff. I'm not sure why. If you're looking for something in the same color but a bit lighter and shorter, I recommend the winter service jacket above.. And we've got the British Household Guard overcoat. Technically fine, but, eh, I'm not a fan for some reason. Well made though.

I'm more partial to this double-breasted British coat. And this Civil Defense coat is just a fucking gem. I'd love to find one in my freakishly tall size.

Avoid, I'd say, the later Cold War era Soviet Coats, they are big and wool and tempting, but they are usually stiff as a frozen poet in the gulag. I've owned two (bought cheaply each time) and given them away because they just weren't keeping.

Just...I get it, I get why it's tempting. It's got that Soviet swagger, but like the later Soviet Union, inside it just doesn't quite work.

[krautjunker]

[victorinox-japan]

優れた機能性と耐久性｜SWISS ARMY コレクションが2025年4月25日（金）に新発売

ビクトリノックスから、卓越した品質、耐久性、そして機能美を兼ね備えたSWISS ARMY（スイス アーミー）コレクションが2025年4月25日（金）にクォーツ、クロノグラフ、オートマチックの3つのスタイルで新登場いたします。

そして、発売に先立ち、ビクトリノックス直営店舗にて4月14日（月）から先行予約を開始いたします。

SWISS ARMY

FIELDFORCEの後継となるSWISS ARMYコレクションは、すべてのモデルにISO認証の耐衝撃性、10気圧(100m) 防水、そして、クォーツモデルには抗傷性と耐磁性が備わっていています。

また、シンプルなダイヤルデザイン、アップライドインデックス、スーパールミノバ®によって昼夜を問わず視認性を高めたデザインで、さまざまなシーンで活躍する心強い相棒となります。

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3つスタイルで展開

クォーツ（4モデル）、クロノグラフ（6モデル）、オートマチック（2モデル）の3つのスタイルで展開しています。すべてスイスのデレモンにある自社工場でデザイン、設計、製造、テスト��行っています。

マルチツールの精神を受け継いだ、ステンレススチール製で耐久性に優れたウォッチは、身に着ける人が時間を上手に使いこなす手助けをします。

進化したブレスレット

レザーストラップやラバーストラップに加え、簡単に調整可能なスライドバックル付きのメッシュブレスレットが登場しました。

SWISS ARMYコレクションのストラップは、すべてツール不要で交換可能なクイックリリースシステムを採用しています。

頼りになる機能性と安心の保証

ビクトリノックスは、スイスのデレモンにあるWatch Competence Centerの自社工場でウォッチをデザイン、開発、テスト、製造していることを誇りにしています。

これがビクトリノックスブランドの特徴であり、今後もさらに多くのラインでこの統合を進めていく予定です。「スイス・メイド」とは、単に優れた品質を意味するだけでなく、「常に進化し続ける」というビクトリノックスの約束も表しています。

品質を重視するビクトリノックスの姿勢は、5年間保証+にも反映されています。

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キャンペーン情報

●先行予約キャンペーン

期間：2025年4月14日（月）～4月24日（木）

店舗：全国のビクトリノックス直営店舗（アウトレットストアを除く）

対象：期間中にSWISS ARMYコレクションをご予約いただいたビクトリノックス メンバーズアプリ新規ご入会会員様と既存会員様

特典：

・5,000アプリポイントを進呈いたします。（全モデルご予約者対象）

＊ポイントはその場ではご利用いただ��ません。次回以降にご使用いただけます。

・ビクトリノックスのロゴ入りのウォッチワインダー（腕時計自動巻き上げ機）をプレゼントいたします。（オートマチックモデルご購入者対象）

＊無くなり次第終了となります。

●SWISS ARMY キャンペーン

期間：2025年4月25日（金）～5月11日（日）

店舗：全国のビクトリノックス直営店舗（アウトレットストアを除く）

対象：上記期間中にSWISS ARMYコレクションをご購入いただいたビクトリノックス メンバーズアプリ新規ご入会会員様と既存会員様

特典：・2,000アプリポイントを進呈いたします。（全モデルご購入者対象）

＊ポイントはその場ではご利用いただけません。次回以降にご使用いただけます。

・ビクトリノックスのロゴ入りのウォッチワインダー（腕時計自動巻き上げ機）をプレゼントいたします。（オートマチックモデルご購入者対象）

【ビクトリノックス直営店舗】

銀座店(2025年3月20日リニューアルオープン) ONE福岡ビル店（2025年4月24日グランドオープン） あべのハルカス近鉄本店（2025年3月5日グランドオープン）

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商品紹介

SWISS ARMY クォーツ – スイス製

• 直径：42mm • 316Lステンレススチールケース • サファイアクリスタル(無反射コーティング)

ダイヤルとストラップ • 蓄光針、蓄光インデックス (Super-LumiNova®) • レザーストラップ / メッシュブレスレット (いずれもクイックリリース式) • デイデイト

ムーブメント • スイス製クォーツムーブメントRonda 517

特別な機能 • 10気圧(100m) 防水 • ISO認定の耐衝撃性 • ISO認定の耐磁性

価格 82,500円～91,300円（税込価格）

SWISS ARMY クロノグラフ – スイス製

• 直径：42mm • 316Lステンレススチール / ブラックPVD加工ステンレススチール • サファイアクリスタル(無反射コーティング)

ダイヤルとストラップ • 蓄光針、蓄光インデックス (Super-LumiNova®) • ラバーストラップ / レザーストラップ / メッシュブレスレット / (いずれもクイックリリース式) • クロノグラフ（60秒計/30分計/12時間計）

ムーブメント • スイス製クォーツムーブメントRonda 5030.D

特別な機能 • 10気圧(100m) 防水 • ISO認定の耐衝撃性 • ISO認定の耐磁性

価格 107,800円～125,400円（税込価格）

SWISS ARMY オートマチック – スイス製

• 直径：42mm • 316Lステンレススチールケース • サファイアクリスタル(無反射コーティング) ダイヤルとストラップ • 蓄光針、蓄光インデックス (Super-LumiNova®) • メッシュブレスレット / レザーストラップ (��ずれもクイックリリース式) • シースルーケースバック

ムーブメント • スイス製自動巻きムーブメント Sellita SW200-1

特別な機能 • 10気圧(100m) 防水 • ISO認定の耐衝撃性

価格 149,600円～158,400円（税込価格）

概要

SWISS ARMY クオーツ（４モデル）

Ref.左から242040、242041

Ref.左から242042、242043

SWISS ARMY クロノグラフ（６モデル）

Ref.左から242046、242047

Ref.左から242048、242049

Ref.左から242050、242051

SWISS ARMY オートマチック（２モデル）

Ref.左から242044、242045

[deusinabsentiaa]

Okay but the way Swiss makes go absolutely feral

[redarmyscreaming]

Die Schweizerische Grenzbesetzung Der Winter 1914-15

[yoan-le-grall]

[terzosboyfriend]

Friendly reminder that you are NOT wanted on my page if you think it's okay and justified to send death threats and harass Jutty Taylor, his friends/family, and Ghost over baseless accusations.

I don't care if it seems like I am "supporting him" because I am not, I will openly say that I am neutral in the situation I don't care. But sending him death threats and demanding Ghost drops literally half of their people for "supporting jutty" because he allegedly grabbed a 15 year old's ass is delusional.

Maybe he did it maybe he didn't, but at this point, I don't care. The way you all are behaving is literally like this man was caught in 4k raping someone. im sorry to be blunt, but it's true. So many people are calling him a rapist which is crazy cause those aren't even accusations.

Anyways yeah fuck off if you willingly harass and threaten jutty, dragtalk, his friend/family, other ghost members, or ghost.

Suck my fat fucking cock and touch some grass.

[masonjarhead]

[multi-fandom-of-madness]

Only When It Counts

Pairings: Swiss X Aether

Type: Smut

Summary: Swiss is the kind of ghoul to demand attention, which leads to poor decisions on his end. And unfortunately, Aether is his victim of the day.

Warnings: Teasing, spanking, daddy kink, dom!Aether, sub!Swiss

Word Count: 1,461 words

Notes: Read here on ao3.

~

To put it simply: Swiss thought he was an absolute genius. He was going to rile Aether up enough just so he could treat him all sweet and get dicked down nicely. He just wanted to get Aether a little desperate with some nice and friendly teasing. Unfortunately, he miscalculated his advances slightly and went down the idiot route.

He’d been teasing Aether all day alright. At breakfast, he made a few lewd jokes here and there and maybe brushed a bit too close to Aether’s dick when reaching to get a spoon from the drawer. At Mass, he may or may not have been using his tail to fuck with Aether the entire time while he pressed his claws into Aether’s thighs (the way Swiss knows he likes). When he went back to the den, he wore a pair of gray sweatpants – that were definitely one of Rain’s pairs – and a white tank top. The pants might have been baggy on Rain, but outlined every part of Swiss from the hips down. He made sure to keep them pulled down just enough to show off his v-line when he stretched, and would not stop bending down in front of Aether.

On the other hand, Aether thought Swiss was an absolute fucking idiot, to put it lightly.

Aether had woken up in a sour mood, and Swiss’ jokes were not helping. When Swiss brushed against his cock, he snapped right out of his funk, and stayed half-hard until Mass. When Mass rolled around, he was straining in his pants. The zipper brushing uncomfortably. He had to stifle a groan as Swiss dug his claws into the meat of his thigh and squeezed gently. Once Mass was over, he ran out of the room as fast as he could, hoping to escape Swiss before any more torment occurred from the multi-ghoul. But that didn’t help because of course it wouldn’t. Those damn sweatpants that Swiss knows he can’t resist of course made an appearance, and by that point, Aether was beyond irritated. Everyone could sense it.

And oh…maybe Swiss didn’t want Aether to treat him sweet anymore. Maybe it was time to up the ante. He continued to torture the poor quintessence ghoul despite Aether’s protests.

Swiss sat next to Aether in the common room, tossing one leg over Aether’s, and giving him an excellent view of his hard-on through his sweatpants. “Hi, Daddy,” Swiss teased, wrapping one arm around Aether and pressing a kiss to his jaw. Aether gave no warning when he hit his breaking point. He got up, dragging the startled multi-ghoul with him.

They made their way past the kitchen where Swiss wasn’t sure whether the giggling was from someone’s jokes or the fact that he was being dragged like a kit who was going into timeout.

They reached Aether’s room and he was very suddenly bent over the bed. “Haven’t you had enough with the teasing?” Aether asked, keeping a hand flat between Swiss’ shoulders to keep him down. “Wouldn’t you have rather just asked me to fuck you? You know better than to piss me off,” he snarled, getting close to Swiss’ face.

Swiss whined and tried to push himself up off the bed with his hands, but Aether was quick to pin them to his back with one hand. “I’m sorry,” he muttered, wiggling in Aether’s grip.

“No, you’re not,” Aether responded, letting him go. “Get up and strip,” he commanded, his tone leaving no room to argue.

Hesitantly, Swiss stood up, shaky hands removing his tank top. Aether stared at him with a scowl until he was in nothing but boxers.

“Boxer’s too,” he said, arms crossed.

Swiss looked at him with pitiful eyes, but complied. Aether made his way over to the chair in the corner of the room, and Swiss noticed Aether was still dressed, which meant he got his wish. He wasn’t going to be treated sweet tonight.

“Aether, come on. It was just some friendly teasing,” Swiss pleaded. He didn’t actually really care about the punishment he was going to receive, but he just loved to make matters worse and not stop this torment against Aether, still deciding to tease the quintessence ghoul.

“I’m sure you know the drill by now. I don’t do well with teasing boys who have been nothing but brats all day. If you need to be put in your place, then I will gladly do so. Now if you would stop your whining and bend your ass over my lap, that would be great.”

Swiss’ ears went flat against his head and he was rubbing his arm out of nerves, but he bent down over Aether’s lap regardless.

“Paddle or my hand?” Aether asked, gently rubbing Swiss’ back, then moving to stroke his tail, sending a shiver through the multi ghoul.

“Hand,” Swiss replied, almost nervous now.

“Hand, what?”

“Oh come on, don’t make me say it…”

“You were so keen to say it in front of everyone in the common room. Hand, what?” Aether persisted.

“Hand, Daddy,” Swiss acquiesced, hanging his head in defeat and resting it on the arm of the chair between his hands.

“Five for each little tease you did today. How many do you think that is?”

“I…don’t know.”

“It’s twenty-five. Is that okay with you?” Aether asked, his voice gentle for the first time that night. Although he wanted to put Swiss in his place, he didn’t want to push any limits.

“Yes, Daddy.”

“Good boy. I know pain gets you off, so guess what you’re not going to do?”

Swiss didn’t think Aether was expecting a response until there was a tug on his tail. He winced and sucked in a breath, trying to think up an answer. “Wh-what?”

“You are not allowed to cum, so don’t even think about trying to grind against my thigh, or I will start over.”

“Yes, sir,” Swiss responded, somehow now becoming the frustrated one. He knew he was asking for a lot when he was pissing Aether off, but this? Well, now this was just unfair (or in Aether’s words: completely justified.).

“You don’t need to count out loud, but I expect you to keep count internally. Do you understand?” Another tug to his tail.

Swiss grimaced and groaned, somewhat in pain, and somewhat in pleasure. “Yes, sir.”

“Good boy,” Aether praised again before landing the first smack.

Swiss groaned and tightened his grip on the chair as Aether soothed a hand over the mark he left, then swiftly began to smack Swiss’ ass without pausing.

Swiss was trying his best not to grind against Aether as each hit went to his cock, digging his nails into the plush chair arm and gritting his teeth in a way to distract his thoughts.

“What number are we on?” Aether asked. Oh no.

“E-eight,” Swiss mumbled, hoping he was right. Aether made no acknowledgement before continuing his heavy-handed assault on Swiss. Tears began pricking the corner of his eyes, yet he moaned shamelessly as he tore the fabric of the chair.

Precum was leaking from his cock onto Aether’s thigh, and it was so hard not to focus on how good each hit felt. Subtly, Swiss began to grind against Aether’s thigh, hoping that he would just think the move of his hips was because of the force he was using on his ass.

Except Aether noticed. Of course he noticed. “Are you serious? Nineteen hits and you can’t control yourself?”

“No no no, I’m sorry, sir,” Swiss sniffled, hoping for some mercy.

“I have to start over now,” Aether sighed as he began the cycle again. Swiss let out a cry, and his hands were brought to his back. Wrists trapped between one of Aether’s hands while the other continued its abuse. “Don’t think I’m going to let you get away with tearing up my furniture. I’m not happy with you in the first place, and now you destroy my things?”

Swiss swallowed the lump in his throat. “I‘m sorry. I’m sorry, Daddy,” he babbled.

“And you make a mess of my jeans. How pathetic can you be today?” He asked, landing five hits in quick succession before he paused.

Swiss craned his neck, looking at the quintessence ghoul who was scowling. “Wha–?”

“What number are we on?”

Swiss cursed, hanging his head. “Ten?” His voice wavered, making it sound as if it were a question rather than a statement.

Aether sighed, then switched his hands. “Wrong, baby boy. So close…you were at thirteen.”

Swiss sobbed. “Please…no. I’ll be good. I can be good, Daddy,” he begged.

Aether chucked and shook his head. “I have all night. I’ll take as long as I need to until I know you’ve learned your lesson.”

[linusjf]

Marissa Mayer: Google design

“Google has the functionality of a really complicated Swiss Army knife, but the home page is our way of approaching it closed. It’s simple, it’s elegant, you can slip it in your pocket, but it’s got the great doodad when you need it. A lot of our competitors are like a Swiss Army knife open – and that can be intimidating and occasionally harmful.” —Marissa Mayer

[malcolmartist1977]

DEAR SWISS ARMY KNIVES

SO SORRY FOR THE SITUATION

BUT "OPEN DOOR POLICIES"

I HOPE THE NEW PAPAL REGIME HAS A SMOOTH TRANSITION

[fantastictyphoonpeanut]

Swiss Army boots and mountain gaiters

[attributetime]

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