#incorrect tadc quotes

[commandernachos]

Ragatha: Pomni! You're okay! I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Pomni: um... neat!

*Later, Pomni is lying down on Gangle's bed, face-first*

Pomni: I can't believe I said "neat", Gangle. Neat?! Nobody says "neat" anymore. It's the 21st century! It's not neat to say neat. But I said it anyway, because I'm a huge loser.

Gangle: it's not that bad, Pomni. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Did I ever tell you what I said when Zooble asked me out?

Pomni: didn't you thank them?

Gangle: I said "thank you."

[ndrea-dful]

Caine: For your birthday, I have a very special, wonderful, super-tastic, extra-exciting surprise made just for the beloved jester of the circuuus!

[Cricket noises]

Pomni: It's ... not even—?

Caine: I will be returning Gummigoo!

Pomni: HUH!?

Cue to Pomni frantically searching the area: WHERE IS HE!?

Caine: Turn around, dear.

Pomni: Cai—?

Caine:

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Kinger, driving and singing to the Little Einsteins theme song: We’re going on a trip- Jax: In our favorite piece of shit! Ragatha: Doing 95! Pomni: We’re gonna fucking die!

[dreamingmantis]

Pomni and Ragatha: *tenderly holding each other with their foreheads pressed together*

Jax, pointing at them: What the @%#!? Is this allowed? Is this allowed?!

[this-train-aint-stopping]

Incorrect TADC Quote #1

Caine: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Pomni: Twelve, actually.

Caine: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Pomni: Yours!

Caine: That's right: no one's.

[dodieeee]

[spagoleon-tadc]

[At Kaufmo's door]

Jax: [Places his hand on the doorknob and sobs]

Jax: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed.

[pillowseastar7]

Jax: Hey,Ragtha,can you come over here?

Ragtha: Sure,Jax,what do you need?

Jax: *Moves her hair out her face*

Ragtha:*Blushs*

Jax: I look better than you.

[dj-dogster]

Jax: You're not afraid of centipedes, are you? Ragatha: I will remove your flesh by hand

[modgirlyreposts-revamped]

Pomni: At my funeral I want my coworkers to lower me into the ground, so they can let me down one last time.

[weirdkev27]

Caine: How can I help?

Pomni: Save my friends! And Jax.

[commandernachos]

*Ragatha and Zooble bump into each other*

Ragatha: oh, hey Zooble, where are you going?

Zooble: just gonna kill Jax for hurting my girfriend.

Ragatha, pulling out cleaver: oh hey, me too!

[picklepie888]

Jax: I want to apologize to all of you for what I did. It was very wrong and I'm very sorry. I would like to move on and lead a normal life. You know, get a job and a wife. And change my ways. And I hope this apology impresses you, even though Ragatha made me do it and I don't really mean it.

Ragatha: You mean you do mean it!

Jax: I mean I do mean it.

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Ragatha, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing? Pomni: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language. Ragatha: Ragatha: Water you doing?

[dreamingmantis]

Cop (that Caine spawned into existence): You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Jax: Ahh $@&!%

Ragatha: Wait… only three?

Cop: ... yeah.

Pomni: OH MY GOD GANGLE FELL OFF

[dodieeee]