#Source: Adventure Time

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Splinter: You're responsible for your own happiness, you know.

Leo: Good god, that's depressing.

Splinter: No, it's not.

Leo: I'm responsible for my own happiness? All due respect, Sensai, I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast.

[commandernachos]

Pomni x Ragatha Incorrect Quotes

Pomni: when I first met Ragatha, I knew she was the one.

Ragatha: when I first met Pomni, I saw her trip over three small children, face plant into a wall and then somehow get her head stuck in a trash can.

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Pomni: maybe we should hold hands.

Pomni: for safety.

Ragatha: yeah, sure.

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Ragatha: how are you?

Pomni: *checks mood ring* normal and nervous.

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Pomni, trying to flirt: s-so... you come here often?

Ragatha: we're stuck here.

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Pomni: *laying face down in the mud*

Ragatha: what are you doing?

Pomni: *muffled* having me time.

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Pomni: so, I heard you like bad girls.

Ragatha: oh, no, not really.

Pomni, visibly relieved: oh thank god.

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Pomni, thinking: just don't let her know how awkward you are!

Ragatha: nice weather today!

Pomni: thanks!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate: To prove you are the real Yelena, tell me something only the real Yelena would know! What did I write in your birthday card two years ago?! WORD. FOR. WORD.

Yelena: Kate, there’s no way I would remember that.

Kate, hurt: I remember!

[capndragn94]

Catra: Phew! Check out this ruby I got for Entrapta's machine.

Adora: That's an emerald, Catra.

Catra: You too now?! Emeralds are green.

Adora: This thing is green.

Catra: Why is everybody messing with me? It's like a dark gray-ish red. Mostly gray. Sometimes red things are gray!

Adora: You're a little colorblind... and there's nothing to be ashamed of!

Catra: Oh... whoops.

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Ethan: *shatters a window and climbs through it*

Ethan: *turns around and helps a young Hannah through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Hannah

Hannah: Okay

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Barnaby: *pats Wally on the head* Listen, kid, 20s are for regretting, 30s are for being dignified and 40s... older than I ever wanna be.

[incorrect-star-allies]

Meta Knight: *shatters a window and climbs through it*

Meta Knight: *turns around and helps Kirby through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Kirby.

Kirby: Okay.

[cyber-streak-2]

Ratchet: I’m good.

Ratchet: I haven’t slept in a solid 83 hours, but yeah…I’m good.

[tf2incorrectquotes]

The Devil: Of all history's greatest monsters, you are by far the most evil thing I've encountered. Offer your soul to me, dark one.

Pyro: *muffled retort*

The Devil: NO! You can't have my soul! I don't even...! *sighs* Look, just get in here.

The Devil: *eyes glow as he starts to inhale Pyro's soul*

Pyro: *promptly pimp-slaps him*

The Devil: *blinks at the audacity, before roaring and kicks Pyro, sending them flying* KEEP YOUR CRUMMY SOUL!

Pyro: *cries as they crash into the Engineer*

Engineer: Woah there, partner! Who told you you could fly?!

Pyro: *points to the Devil with muffled sobs*

[dindjarinxbokatan]

Bo-Katan: Maybe we should hold hands.

Din: …

Bo-Katan: For safety.

Din: You’re absolutely right.

[spiltinksky]

*in a haunted house*

Seungkwan: Uh, maybe we should hold hands?

Seungcheol: ...

Seungkwan: For safety.

Seungcheol: You're absolutely right.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Casey: Hey, I'm gonna need a place to sleep tonight, do you have an air mattress?

Raph: Yes.

Casey: Great! You can sleep on the air mattress, and I’ll sleep on your bed.

[incorrect-malfoys]

Bellatrix: *shatters a window and climbs through it*

Bellatrix: *turns around and helps Draco through it* Now, breaking and entering is wrong Draco

Draco: Okay

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Yelena: Hey, I’m gonna need a place to sleep tonight, do you have an air mattress?

Natasha: Yes.

Yelena: Great! You can sleep on the air mattress, and I’ll sleep on your bed.

[unicornblossom13]

Perona: Permission to speak freely, sir?

Mihawk: Granted.

Perona: This horrible dump does not meet the level of fancy to which I have become accustomed!

Mihawk: Noted.

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Max: This house is kinda spooky

Steph: *watching Ruth fall putting on her skeleton costume*

Steph: Really? Because I feel like it's trying too hard