#tassos stuff

[alttheloco]

Tfw you agree to a blood pact with your pseudo brother because he blames himself for your temporary death

[machiavelli]

Thankfully my girl lived in Venice

[agendabymooner]

slipping through my fingers ! daniel r. x ofc (måneskin member!ofc) - rush: the mrs. ricciardo special (3)

"i try to capture every minute."

summary: beau ricciardo was introduced to the world and it's safe to say that he's incredibly loved by all.

content warning: video transcript, social media files (insta + tweets), use of explicit language, dad!daniel x mom!ofc, mentions of conceiving + pregnancy, fluff???, goddaddy lando

note: i've been writing a piece for lewlew hammer sorry for the lack of post 😩 also pls don't hesitate to send some asks just bc 😊

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user1 NIKI RIC?! 😢

user2 honey badger #2 in the paddock right here your honour 🦡

lewishamilton hyped to meet the little man 😍 liked by loricciardo

loricciardo you're just happy to have a playmate for lottie 😂

lewishamilton of course?!

maxverstappen1 he is so danny liked by loricciardo

loricciardo ik max there's no need to remind me how loud it'll be in my household

danielricciardo hey 😒

nora_alessandro così felice per te e danny! non vedo l'ora di vedere il piccolo bambino 😙🥰 so happy for you and danny! can't wait to see the little baby liked by loricciardo

danielricciardo tell georgerussell63 to not come to australia without any paddington stuff for beau 🤩

georgerussell63 congrats on your baby i guess 🙄 i'll make sure to get you every single one danny

ykaaar ughhhh mio piccolo tasso my little badger liked by loricciardo

loricciardo dovresti venire in australia e vederlo 🥰 you should come to australia and meet him

ykaaar io e i ragazzi visiteremo presto! me and the boys will be visiting soon

mateoales he's really 9 pounds? i am applauding you for carrying something that big for months 👏 liked by loricciardo

loricciardo grazie teo! beau can't wait to meet his zio ❤️

mateoales i can't wait to teach him football 😩

danielricciardo look at our little man 😭🦡 liked by loricciardo

loricciardo such a handsome boy

danielricciardo that's all his daddy 😍

loricciardo please say something i can actually agree with for once mio tasso

danielricciardo i take it back, your deep fried tim tams were shit 🤬

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maxverstappen it's not a daniel ricciardo post if it's not partially depressing 🙂 congrats danny and lori! liked by danielricciardo

danielricciardo thanks man!

loricciardo what is this post, mio caro 😭😭 liked by danielricciardo

danielricciardo a post of appreciation doll ❤️

landonorris 6.5/10 post. i've seen a danny ric post much more cynical than this

danielricciardo i'm just trying to pass down a message to my son mate what are you on 😭

redbullracing the BR in RBR means beau ric 🐂 liked by danielricciardo

scuderiaferrari and the bull in red bull racing means bullsh- liked by loricciardo

user1 ADMIN'S TRYNA GET FIRED FR 😩🤣

user2 naw bc thats mad ^^

oscarpiastri does the little par still kick liked by danielricciardo

danielricciardo got kicked in the face once. safe to say he's still made for arsenal fc

oscarpiastri or the socceroos 🦘

mateoales you lads had never been so wrong 🤦‍♂️ he'll be a player for italia 🇮🇹

colabebe me 🤝 you = being pessimistic but not really liked by danielricciardo

danielricciardo that's just our sadness speaking cola 😂

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alex_albon rather appalled at the nickname you gave yourself

landonorris show me how you cry rq 🤩

maxverstappen1 DILF of the season 😘

danielricciardo ofc babe 😍😘

loricciardo 😰 you're a married man danielricciardo

sylvieeford maxverstappen1 have shame and don't thirst on a married man 🥲

charles_leclerc daddy ric 3 😍

georgerussell63 why does it look like you're the father in these photos 🤣

landonorris you're just jealous because you don't have a photo with the little par 😏

georgerussell63 jokes on you, i'll be beau's favourite uncle by the end of the year 😛

landonorris i wish you luck lad 😚

BR3 - OCTOBER 3, 2024 by lester allie

[transcript one]

lando: "what are you looking forward to the most?"

daniel: right now, we're just looking forward to having the baby delivered safely. it hasn't been the most pleasant 24 hours for lori and uh... yeah. just deliver the baby then we're good.

lando: and you... lori?

lester: pushing the little one out of me because he's been so adamant on kicking freely.

[transcript two]

*some movement in the background*

nicola, in a murmur: have you done taekwondo before?

lando: like- what you're doing? i can try.

*protests of "no lando, don't" then a tearing noise appears*

lester: landoooo what did you do?

*screeching noises in the background alongside a loud roar of laughter*

daniel: love, i think he ripped your jammies.

lester: lando~

lando: i know i know! i'm sorry. i ripped it in half, i think.

lando: and my shin hurts too. i think i ripped myself a new hole. literally.

[transcript three]

lando: i went to a lamaze class once.

nicola: with lo?

lando: yup. they had me acting like i was the one in labour.

nicola: *chuckles*

lando, giggling: it was awesome.

nicola: you should try one of those simulators where you'd feel the cramps and everything-

lando: oh, no no. i might shit myself if i did.

[transcript four]

*door swinging open in the background followed by sniffling*

lando: aww, daniel- are you okay?

daniel, crying: he's so beautiful.

nicola, snickering next to lando: he is?

daniel, still wailing: he is! oh my fucking god, i have to call- fuck, where's mum and dad- he's, god he's so perfect

lando, quietly giggling: why did you leave your wife in the stupid room?

daniel, stammering: have to call mom- michelle- shit, my phone's inside. fuck.

*door swings open again slams shut*

*silence followed by fits of laughter between lando and nicola.*

nicola: i had never seen him cry like that

lando: me neither. he cries uglier than george and sylvie too.

bonus !!!

[la-merlaison]

Hey hey hey I'ts me again and I came with another nerdy Louis post!!

Okay guys, the time has finally come! I'm not strong in french at all (for now) but my half french friend kind of is, so I asked them for some help during my research and I hope it turned out okay!!

So, no time to explain, right now we suggest you make yourself a cup of tea and prepare some marzipans (or at least omelettes if u don't have marzipans) because it's going to be a very big and really grandiose post!

Exactly 407 years ago, on sunday, Jan 29th, a huge intrigued crowd gathered in a giant ballroom of the Louvre palace to watch a truly legendary event in the history of France... Still very young King Louis XIII paid extremely close attention to the preparation of the ballet, as his doctor Jean Héroard noted on January 19th: "He rehearses his ballet twice a day."

Why all this mishmash of sentences, you may ask? *ahem* Lemme explain from the very start... (those who already know of all the drama between Louis and his mom, feel free to skip a couple of paragraphs but if you'd still love to dive even deeper into this rabbit hole and connect two dots then let's go!!)

When little dauphin lost his father (Henri IV) at the age of 8, he was still too young to be a king, so for quite a long time his mother Marie de Medici had to take the place of a regent. And it was all cute and stuff, except for the dauphin had already turned 13 for a year and a half (it was considered the age of majority and gaining power over the state at the time) and Mary did not even think of giving up her career, and especially leaving the throne, no matter how pissed off the young king was because of all the ridiculous formality of his "reign".

He was even more disturbed and frankly enraged by the favorite of the Medici - Concino Concini, who had a terrible effect on his mother according to the prince's beliefs (not only his beliefs at all but let's focus on our blorbo's pov). But don't worry! In January Louis along with his friend, with whom he loved to spend time and in general was emotionally very close, conceived how to end this exhaustingly endless regency, which already had a questioning reputation... And I guess it meant, that the time has come for truly dazzling performances in every single way!

Among all the options proposed by Etienne Durand, the court poet of Marie de Medici (he's also responsible for organizing the performance), the king chose a very specific plot which was taken from the old chivalric poem “Jerusalem Delivered” by Torquato Tasso, as if this choice carried a certain kind of symbolism, but what it really meant??

Keep in mind, Louis really chose the following plot himself: "The valiant knight Renaud de Montauban, played by Charles d'Albert (that one close friend and favorite of the king I mentioned before), succumbs to the charms of the sorceress Armide, who takes him into her enchanted gardens and... enchants him (wow who would've thought)! However, his comrades, including Godeffroy de Bouillon (edit. I accidentally thought that Godeffroy and the demon of fire were the same character, but actually they were two different characters both played by Louis XIII oops) came to save Renaud and break Armide's spell."

Finally, on Sunday, January 29th, 1617, the premiere of "The ballet of Renaud's deliverance" eventually happened yayy, but the crowd was so huge that even the king(!) could hardly make his way through such a large audience, the performance even had to be slightly delayed. But it was worth the wait, because in the end everyone were struck by the fiery appearance of an impressive figure in a black mask, covered from top to bottom with flames. It was the king (OUR BLORBO YASS)!! You can see his costume on the first pic below under the number 1 and Charles as Renaud right above him.

It's believed that the ballet about the liberation of Renaud from the spell of the sorceress Armide has a symbolic, even double meaning. Many people recognize Louis himself in Renaud, who seeks to free himself from the oppression of Marie (as if from the spell of Armide). One of the lyricists of "The Deliverance of Renaud", Rene Bordieu, even compared the fiery image of the king with a phoenix, which could hint at the rise from the ashes because it also sounds like an allegory to getting rid off the pressure. Etienne Durand himself also said a lot of different words related to the costume, but there are so many of them that it is better to leave them for another post idk...

Anyways, each of these versions is wonderful in its own way, but the clothes of flame, which Louis demonstrated on himself that day, symbolized not only anger and a burning desire for revenge, but also those were clothes made of the light of justice and the desire for something light and devine like the enameled blades that reflected the light of countless torches and candles in motion, illuminating a hall full of spectators blinded by such a perfomance both literally and figuratively.

Plot twist.... On April 24, 1617, less than three months after the performance of La Délivrance de Renaud, Concino Concini was assassinated by the Baron de Vitry, captain of the royal guard. And about ten days later, Marie de Medici was exiled to Blois =)

Since then, Louis XIII became, in fact, a king but this time with all seriousness!

Well, I hope you enjoyed the post and had a great time with it! Wishing you justice, deliverances, marzipan & omelettes and a guarantee that no one will ever sit for too long on your throne, gotta love anyone who read this 'till the end <3

[www-pinkhearse]

So weird to me that no one mentiones how apparently tasso could very well have been part of a system. Insane that no one talks about how the “voices” (of, as he states, “men, women and children”) he heard had names (di Pavolo, di Giacomo, di Girolamo, di Francesco, di Fulvio and others) and how he’d find his stuffed moved during his memory gaps. I’m not an expert on him as an historical figure or did as a whole, (and the language used is obviously outdated and vague enough that he could have fit various stuff) as i only have anecdotal evidence of me going to my friends who are part of systems and them going “oh yea i see it” but god i wish there was more written on this so i could actually do that extra bit of research.

Tasso is such an interesting man, he’s slowly becoming one of my favorite historical figures

[prizmpaws]

tassos + number 1!!

*frothing at the mouth but trying to be normal* omg thats such a good question thanks for asking!

i love him. so fucking much. obviously. he is the little spoingly scrunglo. he is so fascinating to me like. character wise. his first response to emotion/trauma is anger and impulsivity. hes like this one post i saw hang on

hes like that ^ he doesnt know how to deal with his emotions but like. he has them. his emotions are bigger than himself and he doesn't know how to deal with him. i started planning out dialogue of what his mom might say to him to help him cope w things (bc he gets a lot of this from her) and i almost started crying bc i realized it was all stuff i need to hear too i just. im squeezing him like a stress ball. poor guys been through so much already and things are only gonna get worse before they get better. i would give him a hug if he were the type of person to like hugs. so instead ill just give him a high five or smth

[marcobrau]

Beers from the weekend. Westmalle last night, from a Belgium National Day celebration at a friend's house. (He's Belgian.) Today was a walk up to Gene's in Lincoln Square, where I picked up some good stuff, then had a Goldfinger Czech 10° that was sublime. Looking forward to my Weheinstephan (and the tasso in a jambalaya.)

[ofviolentdeath]

"I think he's still overwhelmed by everything. He's another one sort of hiding out from all of the potential commotion. Thankfully, this year's been pretty quiet but my grandmother was still here and I try not to subject anyone to her." She loved her grandmother, she did, but she also understood why Eleanor made people so damn uncomfortable. "Ahhh, he pulled the sneak peek trick on you?" She nodded, glad that she didn't have to say any more on the situation. She could only really guess what Dre had been through based on the shape Micah was in and she hoped that there had been at least some lines Tassos had not crossed with his own children.

It was a good answer and Bells moved to the corkboard behind the couch, fingers skimming over it before plucking a card and offering it out to him. "We keep all of the important stuff on here so I don't forget about it. Well, important without anyone's personal business aired out."

"I think you two would be great raising a little one together when you're both ready to take that step forward. Until then, that's all I'm going to say on the subject.

"I know, right? I offered him a lot of money, but he genuinely enjoys what he does for a living. I think he also knows that with the way I eat, he'll never run out of business."

"He can still be included. But alright, fair enough. Everyone has plans or plans to avoid plans." Dimitri wasn't the kind of person who would force anyone to join if they didn't want to but he was the kind of person who made sure everyone felt included. "He's so talented. And how he surprised me with it being done, ugh. I really thought he was still working on it." While Dimitri did love the treehouse and Bells' porch swing he would be forever biased about the home Cree had built for them. "That's what I've heard. He and Izzy met when I dragged the kid along with me to go visit my dad."

At first Dimitri started to shake his head but recalling some recent conversations he had he slowly changed that to a nod. "Actually... I think it's probably time I did that." It wouldn't hurt, at least. "No, I know that. But I also know that someone out there deserves to have Creedance as their dad. Someday."

"Violence was avoided? Miracles. I'm assuming you don't mean our grandmother when you say that - who I have now officially met by the way. Bummer they didn't let you buy the Waffle House though - that could've been fun."

[machiavelli]

my auntie asked me what I want for Christmas, drop here some books recommendations if you want!! :)

[eddievedders]

TED LASSO APPRECIATION WEEK Day 1: Favorite Character → LED TASSO.

[inkandichxr]

"If careful makes you comfortable, I'm not gonna be the one that stops you. And I get it - you've dealt with a lot. You deserve a little bit of good. Even if it is just a friend in little ol' me."

Dimitri knew he couldn't fix all of Robbie's problems but he could offer friendship easily. Besides, he'd already taken a shine to them what was stopping them from being actual friends? Only if Robbie wanted, of course. He wasn't going to impose. Especially not right now.

"Really? Well, that's okay. You've got plenty of time to figure out what you like. Hell, I'm still figuring out what I like." So much of who Dimitri was hinged off of his prior relationship and he hadn't realized it until it was no longer there. He was never half of anything. Just a whole person with half of a personality.

"You aren't missing much." Maybe that wasn't the right thing to say. There was definitely some importance in socialization but Dimitri couldn't remember any of the people he'd met when he'd gone to school with mortals. "I went. I hated it. But I was also in a relationship that I couldn't be public about with mortals and all I wanted to do was sleep and hang out with your grandma and Lyri." And Tassos and his own brother but he would leave those out for various reasons. Things were different then.

"But movies and music - that's cool. Maybe you can fill me in on some of the stuff that you like. I haven't seen a movie in ages."

"I'm still gonna try to be extra careful about it after everythin' that has happened lately. Don't think I can take messin' up again for a little bit, at least while I'm still dealin' with everything else."

And it had been a struggle, Robbie still trying to find his feet with the whole thing, but he'd at least settled into his grandparents' house about as well as could be expected for now, and he was getting used to trusting and understanding that he was genuinely safe and protected this time.

"Uh... I dunno? Ain't never really been asked that question before," he answered, fidgeting nervously as he drew a blank for what else about himself he could tell Dimitri without trauma dumping any further.

"I like music, I guess? And cartoons and movies. That's mostly all I got to do at home before, 'cause I couldn't go to a regular school or anythin' when I was a kid."

[calzone-d]

dirty HC : giving ted a bj to help him relax

A NEED. thanks anon now i’m horny.

also i’m such a whore for giving Ted a good blowjob.

find my masterlist here.

he’d never admit it but that would be a wonderful stress reliever for him

you just lying him back and being like “i got you hun, just relax” would reeeeally do it for him

kissing all around him at first and then just licking up from the base to the tip until you can tell he’s had enough

digging your nails into his thighs while you slowly take what you can of him in your mouth

bringing up a hand to palm at his balls would make him WEAK

would have him throwing his head back and letting out some hot ass low groans

“shit, darlin’ that’s- oh fuck”

you’d be the first one to kinda do more intimate stuff like that with him so he’s forever going insane over it

moaning around him when you reach a hand down to touch yourself because how could you not

“s’okay teddy, cum for me”

def slams a hand down on the bed when you can tell he’s close so you go all the way down until your nose is pressed right underneath his belly

telling him how much you love that afterwards because you know he’s insecure about the dad bod

him nonstop moaning when he cums down your throat

partially from his orgasm, partially from the way you’re whimpering and moaning against him

even if it’s a quickie type of deal he still insists on taking care of you after

such a giver

praise would def help him relax a bit

“doing so good, love. did so good today”

totally the type to thank you, even after you’re married and all

taking it slow when he really needs to get rid of some tension

he’d rarely ask to fuck your mouth to get rid of tension, usually you’re the one asking him

that’s a led tasso type of moment

thanks anon!

[somethingwithmoles]

These are attributed to Giambattista Canal (1745-1825) and presented as "Couple of Historical Scenes" on the auction house's website. Description: "One representing Alexander the Great in a rocky coastal landscape, one with an amorous scene in the middle of a park landscape featuring a round arch construction."

Now I'm pretty sure that these are actually scenes from Torquato Tasso's Gerusalemme Libarata: the first one showing Rinaldo and Armida in the garden with Carlo and Ubaldo in the background (as in Canto XVI, ca. 17-25) and the second one with Rinaldo who has decided to leave with his companions and is already pointing towards the ship while Armida is trying to hold him back (as in the same canto, ca. 39-60).

I realise there are incongruencies with the characters' costumes between the two paintings and also in the first painting Armida (or who I assume to be Armida) is not holding a mirror as she actually does in the corrisponding scene of the poem and other paintings with that subject, but I still feel this interpretation would make more sense.

As the two paintings come as a couple with the same odd shape (possibly made as a set for a specific room?), it's likely to assume that their subject is related. I don't find it super convincing that one would be a specific historical scene with Alexander the Great (also, which scene? which moment of his life is supposed to be represented here?) while the other should be a generic bucolic idyll.

These scenes from the Gerusalemme Liberata are actually a rather common subject in (late) baroque art and often presented in couples of paintings (or a whole series) like this one. For example, G. B. Tiepolo has painted them several times:

Two of four paintings regarding this subject, 1742/45, now at the Art Institute of Chicago, which seem to have been made for a Venetian palazzo (according to my Tiepolo book (yes, this is not how you quote stuff, I'm aware)).

In the first one we have Armida's garden with the lovers in the foreground, Carlo and Ubaldo watching from the middle ground, and some sort of round architecture in the background.

The second one is set at the shore, with the ship waiting in the water; in this case it's one of the older knights to point towards it, while Rinaldo still seems to be undecisive about whether or not he wants to leave Armida.

Another version of the garden scene (1752) by Tiepolo. Also featuring a parrot (which can be a symbol for luxury and sin), a fountain and a round arch, the helmet randomly put aside, similar to Canal's painting (at least essentially).

And here an example from 1771 by Angelica Kauffmann, contemporary of Canal. Similar to his painting, we have Armida with the flowers in her hand looking directly at Rinaldo, with Carlo and Ubaldo half hidden in the background to their left.

Regarding the second Canal painting, here's another example of Rinaldo leaving Armida by Tiepolo from a series of frescoes (from ca. 1757; sorry for the weird angle, it's a self-taken photo) in Villa Valmarana, Vicenza.

And the same subject painted again by Angelica Kauffmann in the second half of the 18th century. Other than in Tiepolo's version and more similar to Canal's painting, Rinaldo more autonomously walks away from Armida towards the ship without being urged by his companions.

3. I honestly hardly know anything about Giambattista Canal, but according to Wikipedia, his father (who might have taught him to some degree?) was a follower of Tiepolo, and at least some of Canal's own paintings also seem to have been influenced by this painter (as far as I can tell), so given that Tiepolo painted at least three Rinaldo and Armida series and the one now in Chicago used to be in Venice (where Canal was born and died and apparently spent most of his life), I suppose there's even the possibility that Canal might have known it? Obviously the composition and style of these paintings is very different, but. the trees! Look at the trees! (Ok, we're entering very speculative terrain now and this definitely doesn't have to mean anything...)

So after all, I think there are at least some aspects convincingly pointing towards the Rinaldo/Armida interpretation, but please correct me if you think I'm wrong or just not seeing something here... I'm aware this post is rather superficial and chaotic, but I hope i could still somehow bring my point across.

so i just reblogged the post about the misidentified laura/petrarca painting and in this context ended up on that auction house's website again and it took me less than ten minutes to find another similar case

[feuer-bluete]

From time to time I remember the cheesiest thing I ever read in a story.

This stoic and badass swordsman who also writes poems wrote one of his own poems onto his sword, a love poem, and when his partner reads the poem he tells them “I thought the person that comes so close that they can read this poem, is the person they are written for.”

[thisismysecondrodeo]

Rewatching Jason on SNL doing the teacher sketch hehehe and thinkin what are your thoughts on him and role playing?? Orrr (and?) spanking with him or Ted? (Personally Ted doesn't feel like role play kinda guy but hey 🤷🏽‍♀️ spanking though,,,I think he maybe the kinda guy who tries anything once)

Someone at SNL was really looking out for us with that teacher skit (I heard Ego Nwodim actually wrote it 👀 I too would write a skit where I get to make out on a desk with JSuds)

Jason thoughts first:

I don't think anyone who spends that many years doing improv is against roleplay—in fact, I think he's probably DAMN good at it

That being said, I also just think he's lowkey a freak 🤪 Like not anything TOO crazy but I could see him getting a little rough (with consent obvi)

I think he probably has little bits that he does casually with a partner where he'll put on a voice, or "yes, and" a joke that get turned into full-on sexy scenarios, and then whoops all of a sudden y'all are fucking because he was like pretending to be a guy giving juggling lessons (if you haven't seen it lol)

Which leads me to hell yeah to spanking, especially as part of roleplay

Personally, my ideal Jason SNL character for him to bring back in the bedroom would actually be the Weekend Update Devil 😈

Now Ted:

I agree Ted's probably not a big roleplay guy but I think there are a few characters in his wheelhouse that he both does well and enjoys:

Led Tasso definitely makes an appearance ("What, you wanna make this ball your girlfriend? And then what? You start caressing it and playing with, like, the little air hole nub?" Except you know... Even sexier)

Cowboy Ted (by request but then he definitely gets into it + the lasso rope potential like come on)

Professor Ted (He's a natural teacher and gets off on being helpful + v similar to his coaching repertoire)

Spanking is a HARD sell (no pun intended), he wants to please his partner but he'd also NEVER want to cause someone pain. But if his partner WANTED a little pain, well, I think he'd definitely try anything once...and then maybe again after that

Would give barely a tap at first and would need a lot of encouragement... And a lot of reassurance after that it's okay that he liked it 😏

I think spanking probably opens the door to some other things he could be into or had thought about but hasn't tried because it made him feel like he was being icky/disrespectful

Though I don't think Ted's opposed to butt stuff for himself (Bi Ted Rights, but that's a whole other conversation) he's also not that into getting spanked himself but he thinks a little tap is cute outside of sex like when you pass by him in the kitchen or pinch his butt at the pub

Y'all feel free to chime in and disagree on any of that, but these headcanon are so fun